The Hargreeves family as song titles
All of them:
All of them:
Klaus, in the ice cream truck: yes officer you heard me correctly, I WOULD like to fight 98% of the male population that is over 40 and that does include you so I suggest not giving me a ticket unless you want your ass handed to you
Five: Hey, you look familiar.
Bucky: Aw, shit what did I do now? Kill your dad or something?
Five: No I’m pretty sure my mom did that…
Bucky: What the fu-
Five: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! YOU’RE THAT SON OF A BITCH WHO BEAT ME TO THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION!
Bucky: Wait, YOU were that old guy I saw from across the road?
Steve: What the fricking heck is going on here
Alison: I could ask the same, my man… I could ask the same
Klaus: WAIT A MINUTE! R U THE FUCKER THAT KILLED MY BOYFRIEND?!
Dave *talking to Klaus in his head*:yeah that was him
Bucky: Oh, shit look at the time, gotta go bye!
Sam: You’re not wearing a-
Bucky: SHUT UP AND DRIVE SAM
Klaus: *tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers*
Klaus: This is painfully on-brand actually
Diego: I want you to get rid of Luther but make it look like an accident
Five: say no more fam
Police: looks like the killer beat him to death with a croquet mallet and placed a banana peel by his feet
Five: Klaus what you need is a kids menu, a margarita, and to be left alone by ghosts
Klaus: *slightly tearing up* they grow up so fast Delores
Diego: Would you kiss Dave for a million dollars?
Klaus: I guess? I don’t have that kind of money though:/
Klaus: I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
Klaus: you guys dare me to take a bite of this onion like it’s an apple?
Klaus: *bites onion*
Klaus, unenthusiastically: it’s… kinda sweet
Klaus: oh no
Klaus: I’m not a fan
Five: Accept your flaws; you’ll feel better.
Klaus: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Five: No, I’ve accepted yours.
Klaus: when you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends
Klaus: your leg
Klaus: it ends
Diego: I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong
Klaus: are you saying your leg doesnt end?
Diego: well I mean, at some point it does. Yes.
Klaus: then what’s the problem
Luther: would it kill you to stop taking 40 minute showers?
Klaus: physically? no. emotionally? the toll would be catastrophic
Luther: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Five: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Diego: There wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Five: But i heard a siren.
Allison: That was klaus.
Klaus: I was WORRIED!
Klaus: Quick grab my hand!
Dave: *grabs his hand* now what?
Klaus: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands
Klaus: I’m too young to die!
Five: I’m not but I still don’t wanna!
Mal: Hey! Get up, we’re going.
Mal: To save the world.
Everyone: Oh is that all? Great.