The truth is, Hayley, it is not love on which the strongest foundations are built. It's the decency of merciful lies.
- Klaus Mikaelson
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Kai: *raises hand*
Katherine: *raises hand*
Klaus: *raises hand*
Elena: *raises hand*
Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?
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Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol yes
Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol maybe
Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no
Kol: Kol no
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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE
Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???
Diego; He’s asleep!
Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!
Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
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it’s literally him
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Klaus: Elijah-
Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that.
Klaus:
Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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*At Luther's wedding*
Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.
Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.
Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.
Five: seven that we'll all die, love.
Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?
Diego: Shhh...just watch
Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.
*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*
Lila: wtf?
Diego: It's giving love.
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Klaus's Freakout
Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush*
Y/N: What did you do?
Five: Nobody died.
Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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As you may yet to realize, Cami, the line between what brings us pain and what sustains us is far thinner than one imagines.
- Klaus Mikaelson
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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you
Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail
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