#klaus-hargraves

[albaharu]

I’m emotional about them ;_; 

#the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #claire hargreeves #im just sad cause i wish that happened in canon ToT #klaus-hargraves

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Klaus is mlm (No one’s confirmed if he’s bi, pan, gay, ect.. yet) and HAD A ON SCREEN KISS WITH A GUY.

Let’s not forget this.

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargraves

[adamntiiums]

@shiboudforndia, continued from here.

jessica rolled her eyes, her expression annoyed as she sipped at the whiskey in her hand. “you’re drunk and making up some bullshit story about the moon and saving the world. i think you’re full of shit.” then again, she had her own wacky story of accompanying daredevil, iron fist and luke cage in defeating ‘the hand’ and saving hell’s kitchen. not that she’d talk about that; she’d rather forget the entire thing ever happened. drink the pain away, she thinks to herself. “you ripped off a chunk of the moon and i’m a superhero. woo-fucking-hoo.” she says sarcastically. she believes she is far from being super, and she’s definitely not a hero. and with that, she chugs the rest of her drink.

#⌜ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇs?⌟ → ⌜jessica jones⌟ #ft. klaus hargraves #drinking tw #alcohol tw #swearing tw

[nkp1981]

Klaus Hargraves

#Robert Sheehan #klaus hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

klaus + eyeliner

((requested by @klaus-hargraves))

#oh god they're HUGE #the umbrella academy #tuaedit #dailytua #tua #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #robert sheehan #hellogoodbye #gif request #flashing gif

[numberthirtynine]

{The Hargraves siblings as quotes from 'witty' T-shirts}

Five: 5'2 but my attitude 6'1

Vanya: Underestimate me, that'll be fun.

Klaus: That's a terrible idea, what time?

Diego: Kinda hungry - kinda horny -  kinda sleepy - kinda wanna get a tattoo

Allison: Nope, not today. 

Luther: It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

Ben: Yep, still single.

{BONUS LILA}

Lila: Tequila may not be the answer but it's worth a shot.

.

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #lila pitts #tua five #tua luther #tua klaus #tua lila #tua ben #tua allison #tua vanya #tua diego #number five #incorrect the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #incorrect tua quotes #incorrect umbrella acadamy #tua memes #tua crack #umbrella academy #umbrella academy memes #umbrella academy crack #tua textpost #always bonus Lila

[dearestirwin]

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[bisexualterror]

TUA for the fandom ask?

favorite male character: klaus

favorite female character: allison

least favorite character: *reads writing on palm* regidick hargrave

prettiest character: diego

funniest character: klaus or five

favorite season: s2

favorite episode: tie between the s2 finale and the pilot

favorite romantic ship: allison and ray

favorite family ship: luther and diego, diego and klaus, ben and klaus, klaus and allison, vayna and allison and vanya and five and -

favorite friend ship: huh, can’t think of one

worst ship: oof, leonard and vanya, even before we really knew who he was i just did not trust him and thought their relationship was boring

#about me #thanks for the ask!!! #randomestfandoms

[ashlipizazz]

Klaus Hargraves as a 1960s Guru - Umbrella Academy Digital Print Available on Etsy! (Link) Merchandise Available on Redbubble! (Link) 

#klaushargraves #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy klaus #klaushargreaves #klaus #robertsheehan #klausguru #guruklaus #1960s #chasingwaterfalls #tlclyrics #klausquotes #fanart #digitalart #digitalprint #artprint #homedecor #walldecor #wallart #decor #housewarming #lgbtq #pride #bedroomart #livingroomart #posterart #instantdownload #lovebugandsnapdragon #etsy #redbubble

[tomeandflickcorner]

Umbrella Academy Rewatch 1x01

With the second season of Umbrella Academy approaching, I figured I should have a rewatch of the first season again.

Of course, we start at the beginning, with us being told that on October 1st, 1989, 43 completely unrelated women around the world miraculously gave birth at the same time.  This event was particularly unusual since none of these women had been pregnant when they’d woken up that morning.  We’re also told that Reginald Hargreeves, an eccentric billionaire and adventurer had attempted to adopt as many of these miracle babies as possible, even going so far as to approach the mothers directly and paying them to allow him to take their baby. away.  In the end, he managed to obtain seven of these unusual babies and brought them to his estate.  As it turned out, each of these seven babies had seemingly been born with a unique superhuman ability.  Luther (AKA Number 1) possessed super strength.  Diego (AKA Number 2) could control the trajectory of any object he throws, with his preference being knives.  Allison (AKA Number 3)  can manipulate people’s actions simply by saying the words ‘I heard a rumor.’  Whatever she says after those words will actually happen.  Klaus (AKA Number 4) is basically the kid from The Sixth Sense.  Number 5 (who never received an actual name for reasons that I’ll explain a little later, can teleport/time jump.  Ben (AKA Number 6) can essentially summon Lovecraftian horrors from his body.  And finally, there’s Vanya (AKA Number 7).  She allegedly doesn’t have any special abilities, so she was always left out when Reginald meticulously trained the others to be some sort of elite superhero team in the vein of X-Men, with the building they all lived in being treated like a school called The Umbrella Academy.

Of course, the main story actually begins years later, when the Hargreeves Siblings have all grown up.  And grown apart as well, as each of the siblings have, for the most part, put their old lives behind them and have therefore become estranged from one another.  In an opening montage, we’re introduced to the now-adult Hargreeves Siblings.  Luther, for reasons that are revealed later on in the show, has spent the past four years on the moon.  Diego has become a vigilante.  Allison is now a big movie star with a legion of fans. Klaus is a drug addict, and is pretty much in and out of rehab.  And Vanya is a violinist who hopes to make it into a major orchestra.  As you might have noticed, there are two of the Hargreeves Siblings that haven’t been accounted for.  As the episode explains as it progresses, Number 5 mysteriously disappeared 17 years prior, and hasn’t been seen or heard from since.  And Ben has died for reasons that are as of yet unknown.

As the opening montage wraps up, Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus and Vanya all learn that Reginald Hargreeves has suddenly passed away.  So they all return to his old estate to attend his funeral.  Though, upon arriving, it’s made very clear that Diego is not the least bit pleased to see Vanya.  It turns out that, at some point, Vanya wrote an autobiography about her life growing up as the odd one out among the others.  And she apparently revealed some of the Hargreeves family’s deepest, darkest secrets within her autobiography.  So this has pretty much further ostracized Vanya from hier siblings, particularly Diego.  Though Allison seems to be willing to look past that in light of the current situation.

Anyway, the next few minutes of the episode allows us to get to know our main characters, and how they interact with one another.  Diego, as we’ve established, isn’t very pleased to see Vanya, which does’t help with how she already felt like an outsider amongst her siblings.  And Luther also seems mistrustful of Klaus, though this wasn’t entirely undeserved, as he stopped Klaus from trying to pocket some of Reginad’s old trinkets.  Off hand, only Allison seems somewhat normal, as she responds with reasonable softness to each of her long-lost siblings.  However, it seems even she has some sort of baggage, as she admits her husband filed for divorce 8 months ago, and her now-ex-husband has full custody of their daughter, something that clearly upsets her a great deal.  During this whole sequence of events, we also meet Grace. who was, for all intents and purposes, the Hargreeves Siblings’ mother, and Pogo, the family butler who is, to put it bluntly, an anthropomorphic chimpanzee.  (Just roll with it.)

As the episode progresses, Luther makes it clear that, despite the autopsy report stating Reginald died of a heart attack, he suspects foul play was involved somehow.  He points out that Reginald’s signature monocle was missing, and he and suspects that somebody took it.  And if somebody took the monocle, it meant that Reginald hadn’t been alone when he died.  Of course, Luther’s attempts at sharing this theory with his brothers and sisters goes poorly when he clumsily makes it sound as if he suspects one of them might have murdered Reginald.

In spite of the tangible rift between them, we do get a small indication that there’s still a deep-rooted bond between the siblings when Luther plays a vinyl recording of Tommy James and the Shondells’ I Think We’re Alone Now.  Even though the five siblings are all in different rooms, they all are shown dancing to the same song.  It’s a particularly enjoyable scene, particularly when the camera pans out to what I call ‘the dollhouse shot.’

However, the dance party is interrupted by a sudden disturbance out in the courtyard.  When the five siblings run outside to investigate, Luther surmises it’s some sort of temporal anomaly.  (Lucky guess!)  As they watch in confusion and bemusement, a figure emerges from the time portal.  To everyone’s amazement, the figure is revealed to be Number 5, who hasn’t seemed to age a day since the morning he vanished 17 years ago.

The Hargreeves Siblings convene down to the kitchen, where Number 5 fixes himself a snack.  As he proceeds to make himself a sandwich (peanut butter and marshmallow), Number 5 explains his prolonged absence happened because he went against Reginald’s instructions and attempted to travel through time, resulting in him getting stuck in the future.  And, while it’s been 17 years since his disappearance for the other Hargrees Siblings, it’s been 45 years for him.  But he managed to finally find a way to return to the present day through some technobabble explanation.  But for whatever reason, while his consciousness remains that of a 58 year old man, his body has regressed to that of his 13-year-old self.  Although, he doesn’t really explain anymore than that and simply walks off, leaving his brothers and sisters to take it all in.

Of course, it then cuts to the funeral service, with everyone gathered out in the courtyard to pay their last respects to Reginald.  But of course, drama erupts when Diego begins an emotional rant about how Reginald was a horrible man and father.  Which wasn’t entirely off the mark, as we see through flashbacks that he might have also conducted experiments on the Hargraves Siblings.  Here, it’s also revealed that Reginald never gave any of them their names and had simply referred to them by their individual numbers.  It was their mother, Grace, who had given them their actually names.  (Which does explain why Number 5 doesn’t have a real name like the others.  He must have vanished to the future before Grace began issuing names)  This ultimately leads to a fist fight breaking out between Diego and Luther. In the ensuing fight, the statue that had been erected in the late Ben’s memory is broken, and Diego ends up throwing one of his knives at Luther, leaving a bleeding gash in his arm.

So, things are clearly still strained between the Hargraves Siblings, who all soon part.  Vanya is the first to leave, with only Pogo seeing her off.   Diego heads off soon afterwards (with Klaus tagging along).  Number 5, however, retreats to a local doughnut shop called Griddy's Donuts, hoping to get a decent cup of coffee.  But before he can begin his drink, he notices a group of men armed with guns entering the shop.  Number 5 doesn’t seem to be the least bit surprised by this, simply remarking he thought it would take them longer to find him.  The leader of the armed men instructs Number 5 to come with them.  But Number 5 chooses to not cooperate.  And he proceeds to utilize his teleportation skills to meticulously kill every single one of the gunmen, as Istanbul (not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants plays over the scene.  Once all the men are dead, he calmly cuts into his arm with a discarded knife, putting out what appears to be a tracking chip.  With the tracking chip removed, he calmly walks out of Griddy’s Donuts, as the poor waitress (whose name will be revealed to be Agnes in later episodes) peers over the counter at the remaining mess and dead bodies, completely shell shocked.

As the first episode wraps up, we see Diego has Reginald's missing monocle, though it’s not clear at this point how or why he has it.  We also get our first glimpse of Ben, the deceased member of the Hargraves Siblings.  Even though he is dead, he is present in the show as a ghost.  Though only Klaus can see and hear him on account of his ‘superpower.’  As for Vanya, she returns to her apartment, where she is shocked to find Number 5 has broken in.  Vanya is quick to spot he’s bleeding (on account of his self-inlicted cut), but Number 5 virtually waves away her concern.  He tells her that he’s decided to share some vital information with her, since he feels she’s the only one he can trust.  Throughout the episode, it was implied that Vanya and Number 5 had been rather close as kids.  For instance, after Number 5 had vanished, Vanya had made a habit of leaving out peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches for him every night, because she didn’t want him to go hungry if he ever returned.  As such, Number 5 tells Vanya that, when he jumped ahead in time, he learned that something catastrophic will happen in the future that will effectively wipe out the entire human race.  While he wasn’t sure what exactly caused the apocalypse to happen, he was able to determine the date it occurred- exactly eight days from the present date.   Vanya takes this bombshell surprisingly well.

Well, that’s quite an opening episode.  We got a group of siblings with a strained relationship, a suitable mystery on our hands and a fast-approaching end of the world. Not to mention the whole weirdness the show just expects us to accept with no actual explanation.  All in all, this episode does effectively rope you in, leaving you with a bunch of questions that you want to see answered.

Additional things of note:

Grace is revealed to be a robot.  Which explains how she sometimes seems to be out of it at certain points in the episode

Vanya is taking what appears to be a prescription medication 

The exploits of the Hargraves Siblings as a superhero team led to them having a certain level of fame.  There were even comic books made about them in the show’s reality.

Even though Luther made him drop Reginald’s trinkets, Klaus still managed to make off with an ornate box with currently unknown contents

#umbrella acedmy #umbrella academy 1x01

[himbohargreeves]

hargraves and pokemons: Luther would have a Machamp because big and strong like him Alison would have a Jigglypuff because have powers associate to the voice like hers Diego would have a Greninja because it's a ninja and throws ninja shurikens Number 4 would have an Espeon an eevee evolution psychic type Ben would have a tentacruel because obvious reasons Klaus would have a Gengar because ghost type Vanya would have an Ninetales alolan version the ice type, that's on that

I don’t know what this means but nice!

#tua #mess-inside-and-out

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

LET! KLAUS! HAVE! HIS! BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargraves #I LOVE HIM OKAY #THE BOY IS MY SON

[suspicious-sister]

KLAUS HARGREEVES

DESERVES HAPPINESS OkAY!!

It wasn't fair it wasn't fair iT WaSnT fAiR...FuCK space chimp, Reginald the trauma hargraves and the rest of his shitty sad siblings (meaning Alison and Luther , occasionally five and Diego but not a lot )

#let klaus be happy #dave and klaus #siblings suck #the umberella academy #umberalla academy more like sadness factory #shoot me #i hate everyone #bring dave back to life #fuck hargreeves

[mermaidsirennikita]

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tbh i think he blasted himself into space partly cause his immense pining for her got to be too much so he was like ‘LEMME JUST FUCKING GO TO THE MOON’. i love them all but my heart is torn between Vanya and ofc Klaus……….. just cause i’m me.  balso i have zero idea what’s going on with the overall plot and i think we should get more insight in Hargraves and WHY he wanted these kids and just the general nature of their…….being. BUT for now im enjoying the ride

i LOVE klaus and poor vanya, i feel so bad for her bc she’s so starved for love that she legit thinks this random obviously creepy dude is the real deal, poor bb.  and you know i love a ship where a dude is so in denial about his creepy love for his sister that he’s like, WELP GOTTA GO TO THE MOON I GUESS.  that’s some james/mary shit right there.

there definitely needs to be expansion on the superhero plot and the world in general but as this is based on comics i’m guessing that this would ideally unravel in s2?  idk if that’s a gr8 choice but hey man i like the fun

#beavesaintmarie

[spiffing-autumn-blog]

My most favoured TV characters in recent memory

Oscar Diaz (On my Block)

Nadia Vulvokov (Russian Doll)

Luca Changretta (Peaky Blinders)

Mary Agnes (Godless)

Klaus Hargraves (Umbrella Academy)

Beck (YOU)

Joe Goldberg (YOU)

Veronica fisher (Shameless)

Svetlana (Shameless)

#Oomph they are sooo good #especially Nadia and Oscar I CAN'T get enough of them lately #svetlana #shameless #shameless usa #Veronica fisher #on my block #oscar diaz #Nadia vulvokov #russian doll #beck #joe goldberg #you #you netflix #Peaky blinders #luca changretta #mary agnes #godless #can i say how terryfying luca is btw what an awesome antagonist #dude gave me literal chills pros to adrian brody

[naughty-bxys]

Klaus Hargraves & whoever of mine // 13

@douchebagiism

douchebagiism chose #13 [ x ]

He’d run out of money, plain and simple. Desperate for a hit, just a little one to keep the spirits at bay, he’d offered his ass to the stranger. “I-I don’t normally do thi-fuck, do this... please slow down! fuck!” Shoved to the ground as his dealer took him. Thick cock spreading his cheeks as he was mounted and bred. Dante didn’t have a condom, well neither did Klaus, but a deal was a deal. He’d promised his ass, and Dante was taking it one way or another. It wasn’t an ideal situation, but neither was hearing some random Russian lady scream about being murdered. Besides, it felt was starting to feel damn good... not that he’d ever admit that, but fuck!

#douchebagiism