And Weiss is more than happy to follow through. Happy birthday, Jaune!
That said, let’s be honest here, Klein was always Weiss’ true father figure. And then came Jaune. Jacques may have been Weiss’ father, but he certainly wasn’t her daddy. Weiss and Jaune have really come so far. Amazing that their relationship is really budding now, let alone that this is actually plausible dialogue.
This meme was inspired by and adapted from a post on reddit by u/MalloYallow and the subsequent comments by u/Akumu_Oukoku and u/WeakLandscape2595 which may be found here. Cheers to them for being such fun people!
I quite enjoyed putting together panel 3 for this one, especially redrawing Jaune’s arms after cutting Ren and Yang out of the image he came from. It really shows the progress I’m making in improving my editing, since it was so much quicker and easier than that time I redrew Jaune's arms for the Therapist Ozpin meme I made like 9 months ago.
Jaune: Must be Klein. The man Weiss asked to walk her down the aisle. I need to ask him for his blessing to marry her.
Yang: Gods. Not having a good relationship with your father must suck.
Blake: *nods*
Jaune: You're right. It does suck.
Yang: *Bursts out laughing* Gods you really don't have anything. I shouldn't laugh I'm sorry.
Jaune: I think I'm having things given to me as good as the things being stolen from me. I think.
Blake: You're wrong. Your life suck, Jaune.
Jaune: *laughs alongside Yang*
Yang: *still laughing* It's not funny!
Jaune: It's a little funny. You can laugh. People laugh at things they don't understand and if they didn't they wouldn't be able to react to most things. It's funny. Laugh.
Blake: But you shouldn't.
Jaune: *wipes a tear from his eye* I don't know what else to do. Now. Weiss doesn't care or at least she says she doesn't care. But she cared enough to ask that man to walk her down the aisle. So I'm going to ask him for his blessing to marry her. Because I love her and would do anything for her. And it might reward me with that little soft centered smile she wears when she's truly happy and it costs me nothing. So I'm gonna. Wish me luck.
Klein (Santa): Oh-Ho Don't worry. I already know you're there!
Winter: !!!!
Weiss: !!!!
Klein: C'mere. I have something I want to give you personally!
Winter+Weiss: *Shuffle Closer*
Klein: You've both been very good girls this year. Here. Take these, but don't open them Until morning. And I have something for Little Whitley as well. Can I entrust you with it?
Weiss: YES!
Klein: *Handing weiss another Present* Here Then. Now I must be off.
Winter: Did you enjoy the cookies?
Weiss: We made them ourselves!
Klein: Oh- *Glances at the Charred Disks of ash* Well, I could only take a bite. I have many others I need to try! Good by Schnees, and Treat your Mother Well! She Deserves It!
~~~~~
Weiss: Klein?
Klein: Yes Weiss?
Weiss: Here *Handing him a couple boxes* You have done an unimaginal amount for me and my- Our. Our Family. You're a part of it.
Weiss: I couldn't think of what to get you, so the Reciepts are included, but I do hope they are to your level of quality.
Klein: I am certain i will love them, Weiss.
Weiss: It's a just-in-case. Oh, and one more thing-
Weiss: *handing him a Baggy of cookies* Ruby made those, though it was hard to get them away from her. They should be edible, unlike, well. You know.
Klein: ... Thank you Weiss. This means more to me than you may know.
Taiyang, Klein, and Ghira talking about thier little girls. They eventually start sharing cute stories and fondly remember their girls' childhood and get all "look how much they've grown!"
Willow, Qrow, and Kali having a serious discussion about Willow's mental and physical health. Kali eventually giving her a hug and it almost causes Willow to break down in tears, worrying the dads. Qrow offers some advice on how to help her addiction.
Team rwby trying to get the other schneeblings to play with them and eventually they're all sharing stories while taking turns playing a racing game.
Kali hugging Yang and Ruby.
The schneeblings seeing Willow refuse alcohol and they all at once brighten up and Qrow smiles.
The schneeblings getting hugs from all the dadly figures. (They still prefer Klein but its still nice enough that Winter almost cries and Whitley does)
Just... Everyone relaxing and having a nice time together.
We really don't talk enough about how much the remaining Schnee's lost when Atlas fell.
Weiss dies.
Jaques dies.
Their home falls.
Their house is destroyed.
Everything they ever owned is gone.
Winter betrays everything she ever had for the greater good, and for what? For the nation she proudly served to be destroyed and her sister to die?
For Winter to be too slow to save her sister, despite how much Weiss believed in her ever since they were children? For Winter to look back and see the portal closed, Jaune Arc dying despite Weiss dying believing he would live?
Whitley finally starts connecting with his sister, for what? For her to just die? For the last hug they ever shared to be one he was reluctant to partake in? For him to play a large part in the plan that would get his sister killed?
Willow stops drinking, and for what? Her home is destroyed, her father's memory and life's work to disappear within moments? The death of her daughter?
Their legacy is so much larger now than just the Schnees known for the family business. Their riches are gone, but even more is expected of them now.
The stain on their family name is dead, but so is the greatest person to ever wear their family Emblem.
Whitley and Winter are the grandchildren of a hero, the children of a villain, and the siblings of a martyr. Their the Winter Maiden and the boy who tried to save Mantle.
Weiss Schnee died, sword in hand, alongside her friends she would call family.
And her own family was left to grieve, without her by their sides.
Blake randomly lore dumping because it makes her ✨cool✨ and ✨mysterious✨ to her crush but it’s like the most traumatic things yangs ever heard “✨I once went an entire week without eating or sleeping to complete a mission✨” “Blake that’s terrible we’re getting you something to eat” Blake gets a cut and try’s to stitch it back together herself and Yang has to keep stopping her and bringing her to the nurse
Meanwhile Yang and Ruby who are the trademark good happy family will drop trauma the way siblings do where they’re like “dude this reminds me of when uncle Qrow abandoned us in the wood-“ “OH MY GOD YOUR SO RIGHT dude remember that time-“ it’s like the funniest thing to them meanwhile actually happy family Blake is like ???? And Weiss is just “this is how poor people are” she’s also like “mood” with many things which makes Blake somehow even more concerned then before
Weiss eventually joins in on this when they all get closer and they start talking about the highs and lows of drunken caregivers and neglect and it makes everyone really love klein
Weiss and Ruby need to bond over similar trauma more they’ve both got neglect from father drunken other caretaker and then the person who wasn’t supposed to take care of them doing it which for Ruby was Yang who was a child but still where is that content?? Where is it Rwby fandom??? I don’t see it