#kleiner

[justkleinerthoughts]

#roscoe #kleiner #half life #ravenholm #best friends #outdoorsy pig

[ssundiall]

#kleiner #dr kleiner #isaac kleiner #dr isaac kleiner

[halflife-2]

"I expect you'll be pleased to see this after your hazardous journey. I can't vouch for the carbonation, but still, there's a choice of diet or regular."

"Knock it off, doc!"

"I just thought Gordon might be a bit parched."

#mine #hl #:) #hi barnes #kleiner

[burgerlabs]

sfm request image thing,,, i love using sfm its so fun. might make more of these

#burger labs.png #burger labs.sfm #sfm #source filmmaker #kleiner #isaac kleiner #half life #hl #hl2 #half life 2 #half life fanart #?? KINDA? #source engine #valve #lets take ibuprofen together

[laketoriver]

the gang play uno (barney gave up that’s why he’s not here)

poor kleiner

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i think this is my first time posting a drawing of alyx???

#half life #halflife #art #half life alyx #alyx vance #half life 2 #fanart #uno #eli vance #kleiner #isacc kleiner #is that even how you spell his name #no idea

[yikes-strikes-again]

i always thought it would be fun if kleiner modified chell's portal gun to work on surfaces outside of aperture. of course, this begs glados' response. so i uberducked it text under cut!

GLaDOS: You have got to be fucking kidding me. I, the most advanced intelligence in the observable universe, have spent the past [unintelligible] years developing a dual portal gun model that is beyond improvement, with the single limitation that it can only be used on surfaces painted with moon rocks, and you're telling me some dipshit from B L A C K M E S A managed to find a workaround in a single afternoon with equipment he got from the trash? ...Unbelievable. I don't have to kiss up to that troglodyte Kleiner (who couldn't even retrieve his own test subject from wherever he teleported him) just because he made my gun work on dirt. He's probably huffing paint fumes in a shack somewhere with that Calhoun meathead...God I fucking hate Black Mesa

#portal #half life #hl2 #glados #kleiner #uberduck #lmao #yikes original tag #yikes audio tag

[massempens]

dr kleiner

#dr kleiner #half life 2 #hl2 #half life #halflife #half life alyx #alyx vance #eli vance #wallace #and gromit #wallace and gromit #barbertalent #crack smoking #family #kleiner #isaac kleiner #dr isaac kleiner #dr isaac kleiner phd #phd #doctorate #graduate

[komodocomics]

Sorry

#Drawings #Half life #Hl #Hl2 #Dr kleiner #Kleiner #Emoji movie #Pencil #Hehe

[glitchy-grump]

ITS THE B TEAM!!!

They bbbbbbbb

#hlvrai #hlvrai au #barney calhoun #half life #artists on tumblr #art #THE #darnold #kleiner

[cherrych4]

i'll never listen to linkin park normally again. it's all that half life music video to me. kleiner save me

#half life #kleiner #c4 #in the end linkin park

[drc00l4tt4]

Request Rules / What I Post

Requests for Writing ; Open | Requests for Art ; Open

Last Updated : Aug 7, 2023

What I post

- Artwork

- Headcanons

- Drabbles / Imagines

- Short Fics

- Fanfics

Request Rules

- Only request from the character list (see below)

- Do not request gross kinks for anything

- Do not request straight up crime for anything (r@pe, ect.)

- Do not request to include any problematic ideologies for anything (racism, homophobia, ect.)

- Do not request nsfw art (if you're interested in that, comms are open)

- Do specify if you want a HC, drabble, or shortfic

- If you want a gendered reader, specify that (my default is gender neutral)

- I'm allowed to reject any request for any reason

Character List

> Notice! I love doing AUs where the characters are a different species, like vampires or werewolves or tieflings. Feel free to request that :]

(The characters in red are the ones I'm most hyped to write for as of now)

- Melvinborg Sneedly (TETOCU)

⤷ Also all my AUs, such as Villainborg, Ghostborg, ect.

- Patrick O'Hara / Web-Slinger (ATSV/SV2019/USM)

⤷ SV2019 is for his spider-verse comic adaptation and USM is for his Ultimate Spider-Man adaptation, I have diff hcs for the three and thats the reason I add images to the posts I make about 'em

- Kinger (TADC)

- Caine (TADC)

- Jack Frost (The Santa Clause 3)

- Tony (DHMIS)

- Gaster (UNDERTALE)

- Papyrus (UNDERTALE)

- King Dice (CUPHEAD)

- Redson (LMK)

- Kleiner (HALF LIFE)

- Bubby (HLVRAI)

- Beetlejuice (BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL)

- Yancy (AHWM/ISWM)

- Wilford Warfstache (AHWM/ISWM/WKM/ECT)

- The Tenth Doctor (DR WHO)

- The Eleventh Doctor (DR WHO)

- GCBC (THE LEGO MOVIE)

- Liam (MONSTER PROM)

- Calculestor (MONSTER PROM)

- Herobrine (MINECRAFT)

- Slenderman (CREEPYPASTA)

- Splendorman (CREEPYPASTA)

- Will also write for monstermen (nagas, tieflings, slimepeople, orcs, ect.)

Commission Prices | Masterlist

#[ dr speaks ] #melvinborg #patrick o'hara #webslinger #web slinger #gaster #papyrus #king dice #redson #kleiner #hlvrai bubby #beetlejuice #ahwm yancy #wilford warfstache #dr who #gcbc #monster prom #liam de lioncourt #calculester #herobrine #slenderman #splendorman #monster men #naga #tiefling #tentacles #orc #dnd #tony dhmis

[featheredcritter]

For the character asks: kleinerrrrr

First impression: funny grandpa :)

Impression now: funny grandpa :) my best friend, he's genuinely a gentle kind person but there's also something wrong with him tho.

Favourite moment: several, but one of my top favourites is the one at the start of ep1 where he's interrupting Eli and talking about how destructive the citadel's explosion will be and is completely obivious to Eli's distress. When you arrive at White Forest and he comes to greet you too and when he gets snarky with Magnusson.

Idea for a story: there's already a fic out there discussing this but i'd like a story that dives deeper in his character. He's the funny scientist guy, but he most definetely is much more than that, he had dealt with so much trauma himself, he probably struggles with a lot still. I'd like a character analysis type of thing.

Unpopular opinion: i don't think i have anything

Favourite relationship: with Eli

Favourite headcanon: i think he holds onto the past but not in an unhealthly way. The way he keeps several pieces of old news and black mesa photos, his lab coat, he just likes to remind himself of a better time and hold memories close.

#half life #Kleiner #asks

[tooies]

looks like someone is hungry...!

video description: a recording of gmod where the player is standing on an arctic research base, and then walks down to a dock. the player turns around to see dr. kleiner on the underside of the platform! the player swims towards dr. kleiner and his long tongue latches on to the player and pulls the player up to him. he then eats the player and the screen turns red.

#dr. kleiner #kleiner #half life 2 #hl2 #kleinercore #dr. kleinercore #dr.kleiner #dr. issac kleiner #issac kleiner #issac kleinercore #kleinerpunk #dr. kleinerpunk #kleiner-esque #dr kleiner #dr issac kleiner

[halflife-2]

#mine #hl #kleiner #hes so cuteee

[lofthousezzz]

video of hl1 kleiner eating a cat treat where i need it i need it i need it i distinctly remember it he crunches it it’s really awful and exactly like how cats eat cat treats i need this video tumblr isn’t helping i think the caption was just “cats when you give them a treat”

#kleiner #tommy.txt

[biologyfiction]

#Bergsee #lake #kleiner #nock #biologyfiction #photographers on tumblr #original photographers #original content #nature #natur #baum #tree #berge #mountains