#knock-knock jokes

[thatsbelievable]

#Here is the Best Piano Joke of 1893 #joke #jokes #humor #knock-knock jokes #knock-knock #piano

[buzztowns]

Knock-Knock Jokes: Interactive and Playful Jokes

Knock-knock jokes are a classic form of humor that never fails to bring a smile to people's faces. These interactive jokes involve a back-and-forth exchange between two participants, making them engaging and playful. In this article, we'll share a collection of funny knock-knock jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So get ready for some laughter and enjoy the interactive world of knock-knock jokes!

The Essence of Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock jokes are a type of wordplay that relies on puns and surprise elements. The humor lies in the unexpected responses and the play on words. These jokes often follow a specific format, with one participant initiating the joke by saying, "Knock-knock," and the other responding with, "Who's there?" This back-and-forth continues until the punchline is delivered, resulting in laughter and amusement.

How Knock-Knock Jokes Work

The structure of knock-knock jokes typically involves a setup and a punchline. The setup consists of the initial "knock-knock" and the response of "Who's there?" This sets the stage for the punchline, which is a play on words or a clever twist that delivers the humor. The surprise element and the interactive nature of these jokes make them enjoyable for both the teller and the listener.

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

Here are a few funny knock-knock jokes to brighten up your day:

Joke 1:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut ask, it's a secret!

Joke 2:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Joke 3:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Joke 4:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

Joke 5:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

Tips for Telling Knock-Knock Jokes

To make the most of your knock-knock joke experience, consider the following tips:

Timing is key: Deliver the joke with a pause between each line to build anticipation and allow the listener to respond appropriately.

Use expressive gestures and voice inflections: Enhance the humor by using funny facial expressions, gestures, and varying your tone of voice.

Engage your audience: Encourage the listener to participate by responding with "Who's there?" and playing along with the joke.

Keep it light and playful: Knock-knock jokes are meant to be lighthearted and fun. Embrace the silliness and enjoy the laughter that follows.

Be mindful of your audience: Consider the age and sensibilities of the people you are telling the jokes to. Choose jokes that are appropriate and suitable for the situation.

Conclusion

Knock-knock jokes are a delightful form of humor that sparks joy and laughter through their interactive nature and clever wordplay. Whether you're sharing them with friends, family, or coworkers, these jokes create moments of light-heartedness and amusement. So go ahead, share a knock-knock joke today and spread the joy of laughter! You may also send Funny Fat Jokes to share laughter. Remember, the essence of knock-knock jokes lies in the unexpected responses and playful twists. So embrace the interactive nature of these jokes, have fun, and enjoy the smiles they bring to everyone's faces!

#Knock-Knock Jokes #jokes

[secretsinthedarkthepodcast]

NaPoWriMo 2023 Day 13: A Punchline

The prompt follows Bill Knott’s short poetry that has a punchline and an interplay between the line breaks. Who do we know? Knock, knock! Who's there? Open the door Find out for yourself NO My mother said to me- Never open the door for a stranger. Knock, knock! Go away I have a question What does it say? What do you know of your mother To claim she isn't a stranger? Alone A priest, a man and…

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#alone #anxious thoughts #blogger #creative #job #jokes #knock-knock jokes #loneliness #love #lust #mother #poem #poems #poet #POETRY #wanting #WordPress

[murderousink23]

10/31/2022 is Halloween 🎃🌏, National Unity Day 🇮🇳, Girl Scout Founder's Day 🇺🇲, National Caramel Apple Day 🇺🇲, National Doorbell Day 🇺🇲, National Knock-Knock Jokes Day 🇺🇲, National Magic Day 🇺🇲, World Cities Day 🇺🇳

#halloween #national unity day #girl scout founder's day #caramel apple #doorbell #knock-knock jokes #national magic day #world cities day

[filosofablogger]

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Jolly Hallowe’en Monday!!! 👻

Well, folks … it’s that day again.  Yep, you know what day I mean … Oh yeah, and it’s also Monday, so Happy Hallowe’en Monday!  I said to nobody in particular a few days ago, “We don’t really need witches, goblins, ghosts and ghouls this Hallowe’en … we have Republicans!”  Yeah, I know … no politics allowed on Jolly Monday posts … sometimes I just can’t help myself. Anyway, Joyful has some…

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#animal memes #funny animal video #funny memes #Hallowe&039;en #knock-knock jokes

[souldagger]

im reading a nonfiction book about artificial intelligence (the real not scifi kind) that talks abt an AI trying to learn to tell knock knock jokes and i'm. obsessed with it. it goes from this

to this

to this

until Finally it comes up with a comprehensible, fully original, genuine knock knock joke. and it's this

#it likes knock knock jokes! #.txt #books

[sashamini]

my hands slipped

#work in progress #all jokes aside my hand feels 100x better than it did a few days ago #and the only soreness i feel is if i accidentally knock the back of my hand onto something #. #.. #... #zutara

[lezahrouhs]

loopy knock-knock jokes your children will love

Here’s a listing of hilarious knock-knock jokes that your children will revel in and will tickle their humorous bones:

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, however I’ll take a peanut if you have one!

ck, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t be aware of who you are?

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve viewed that TV show?

6. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.

7. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga Who? Actually it’s Kangaroo.

8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.

9. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? A damaged pencil. A damaged pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless.

10. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo.

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#knock-knock jokes

[twdxtrevor]

*Daryl and Y/N starting to get hot and heavy*

Y/N: daryl wait, I have something to say . . Knock knock

Daryl: seriously Y/N you have to do this no-

Y/N knock . knock .

Daryl: FUCK, who's there?

Y/N: dewey

Daryl: dewey who?

Y/N: dewey have a condom handy . .

Daryl: . . your lucky I love you

#twd #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #twd quotes #knock knock jokes #daryl dixon fanfiction #daryl dixon fanfic #the walking dead daryl #daryl dixon #daryl dixon drabbles #daryl dixon fluff #daryl dixon imagine #daryl dixon twd #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon x y/n #daryl dixon x you #daryl twd #daryldixon #twd daryl #norman reedus

[atthebell]

opened twitter yesterday to look for cellbit birthday art and was immediately bombarded by people calling him phil's son again because of his stupid joke slip-up i think we need to abolish the term found family until people actually learn what it means. also perhaps learn what a fucking joke is

#bell.txt #im so fr im gonna set something on fire #HE WAS FUCKING JOKING #ITS A JOKE!!!! ABOUT HOW HELPFUL PHIL IS!!!!! #KNOCK IT OFF!!!!! #it makes me sad that they're living so close which sucks bc i adore them both #but if people are gonna keep saying phil's his dad i'd rather they live nowhere near each other

[theshadowrealmitself]

Vulcan: I have found that when Humans are anxious and they are not comforted by statistics showing they are not actually in danger, the best way to calm them down is to tell them a joke, even if they are aware of how the joke goes, observe

Vulcan: *walks over to a nervous looking Human they know*

Vulcan: Knock knock

Human, already starting to smile: Who’s there?

Vulcan: Interrupting cow

Human, grinning: Interrupting co-

Vulcan, in the flattest tone in existence: Moooo

Human: *losing it*

#star trek #humans #Vulcans #made up dialogue by yours truly #it’s my favorite knock knock joke

[thatsbelievable]

#Midnight Mystery #word of the week #final #knock-knock jokes

[aroaceleovaldez]

im really not a fan of Rick's recent trend of recycling bits of his writing that got a good reaction the first time and acting as if that's a valid substitute for. actually bothering to write something original a second time around. It's clearly just there as a callback and nothing more.

It's "Nico's rage exploded" and "Percy's rage exploded" with the exact same paragraph formatting. It's CoTG having titles like "My Singing Makes Things Worse, and Everyone Is Totally Shocked" (reference to TLO, when Percy says he thinks his singing would cause an avalanche) or "Pretty Much the Best Good-Night Kiss Ever" (reference to TLO "Pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time") or any other number of near word-for-word references to the first series. It's Nico calling Percy "seaweed brain" in Un Natale Mezzosangue (when Percy says in TTC that anybody but Annabeth calling him that is a major offense). It's Nico and Will falling into Tartarus in TSATS word-for-word referencing Percy and Annabeth in House of Hades, despite it not making any sense for their characters (and otherwise being written as Percabeth 2™). It's the show making huge changes but keeping random "fan-favorite references" (mostly overusing "seaweed brain" and "wise girl" and emphasizing percabeth) only because they're popular in-jokes and considering that a faithful enough adaptation to market it heavily as such. It's lazy writing.

And it's a disservice to the series and to the audience, because it clearly shows Rick doesn't have original ideas anymore (though given all his writing is heavily derivative to begin with, it begs the question how much was original in the first place and how much he has difficulty when he doesn't have a structured mythological plot to work from) and that there is an expectation that the audience will just sit down and accept that behavior hook-line-and-sinker. Everything recently is clearly such lip-service to the audience, either in retcons that are overt speaking-to-camera acknowledgements of things he's been criticized on or wink-wink-nudge-nudges of community in-jokes that have no business in the actual text (see: over-use of ship names in canon). Especially since Rick tends to be about 5 years behind on the fandom uptake. It's just so disappointing to see.

#pjo #riordanverse #tsats crit #pjo tv crit #rr crit #< OH BOY A TRIPLE #MCGA's reference to Jason's concussions in the chapter titles is on thin ice but can stay for now #callbacks can work! in-jokes and references can work! see: Percy's dam joke in Son of Neptune #or Percy in the musical making the joke about his singing causing an avalanche as a reference to TLO #or any other number of references in the musical #but you need to know when they belong and when they ABSOLUTELY DO NOT #and when it's a fun nod and when it just feels like you're copying your own homework #a great example actually - i was recently reading an *excellent* fic by @vivitalks #and in it Jason uses the phrase ''you knock me out'' as a fun nod to Jason's ''you're a knock-out'' in TLH #that's a good little reference! that's how you do it! #a character who has already used one phrase uses a similar phrase. because theyre the type of person to say that phrase. #that's already been established. and it highlights something about their character that they return to that phrase #in that fic it highlights that Jason is a total dork especially when it comes to romance #Percy's ''dam'' joke reference in SoN works because it's only used once very briefly and it's very quickly brushed by #and it's literally Percy making a reference to his own past and acknowledging that he's doing that. it's his own in-joke! that's reasonable #it's not reasonable to expect FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE to have the EXACT SAME REACTION to FALLING INTO SUPERHELL #especially when they're established to all be EXTREMELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS with DIFFERENT DYNAMICS #long post //

[noodleblade]

everytime someone loses a star it goes to soundwave

#i was going to edit this onto a wall of the nemesis but im too lazy to continue the joke so have this instead #tfp #maccadam #transformers #soundwave #starscream #knock out #breakdown #shockwave #dreadwing #airachnid #megatron's good noodle chart #my edits

[royalarchivist]

Roier: Ok, ok– what if we– what if we go down?

Slimecicle: What do you mean "what if we go down"?

Tubbo: Down?

Slimecicle: Right now? Dude, we were just talking about Mariana, I don't think– I don't think I can do that, I mean, like–

Roier: [Starts digging down]

Slimecicle: –maybe Mariana will still come back, so I don't–

Tubbo: PFTTT– Hey man, you live your best life! The heart wants what it wants.

Slimecicle: Are you serious right now? [Tubbo hits him into the pit] WHA—

#Roier #Tubbo #Slimecicle #QSMP #slimariana #Charlie Slimecicle #September 14 2023 #It's a dumb joke but Tubbo knocking him into the pit was funny

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 3 #swan song #pov you told columbo a pretty decent knock knock joke #columbo smiles but very seldom actually laughs. if caught at the right time though he can be tickled