#knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Jackass Guys Protecting You in a Bar Fight Headcanons

request: I love your Jackass Headcannons. Can you do HCs with Johnny and the rest of the cast with a damsel in distress? If you do one and not the rest, it’s totally fine. The writing is up to you. Please and Thank you.

request: could we please get hcs for ryan, steve and maybe pj protecting the reader during a bar fight 😲

johnny knoxville:

there’s no doubt johnny is protective of you at all times when you’re at a bar

and as soon as he gets wind of trouble

he’s at your side immediately

if it’s one of the jackass guys in the fight

he stays out of it for your sake

he doesn’t want you to watch

and he absolutely doesn’t want you in the crossfire

he’ll have his body in front of yours and moves you as far away from the scene as possible

doesn’t like having you so close to somewhere you could get pushed around so he’s using himself as your human shield

he doesn’t seem one to be involved in conflict

but if you end up somehow involved

he’s pulling you out of the situation immediately

would probably take you home and out of there as soon as he can

doesn’t want you to see a fight especially if it involves his friends

but if someone ends up shoving you

or you get caught up in it by accident

he’s definitely having words

he’ll keep you behind him the whole time but he won’t let whoever was responsible get away with it

he can be pretty intimidating

uses his words rather than his fists

will be the first to come to your defence if he’s needed

steve o:

now if steve o is coming to your defence

i definitely think he’ll be using his fists

if you’re at a bar and someone gives you unwanted attention

he knows from one look on your face that you’re uncomfortable

‘hey, dude. i think she’s done talking to you.’

he’ll insert himself mid conversation between you and the guy

doesn’t bother about making his presence known

the guy is only halfway through his rebuttal when steve o’s shoving him away

‘i said leave her alone.’

by then it’s got the attention of the bar

and the guy thinks better of going back at a very agitated looking steve o

the rest of the jackass guys step in to calm steve o

but he’s holding eye contact with the guy until he backs down

‘are you okay?’

it’s then he turns to you and is making sure you’re fine

because if you aren’t he’s ready to start back up again

he keeps a constant eye on you after that

he doesn’t like anyone getting too close for comfort

but he always checks up on you to see when he should step in

definitely likes to provoke the guy tho

he’ll make sure he’s kissing you right where he can see

ryan dunn:

ryan won’t start the fight

but he’ll finish it

if someone knocks into you

and spills a drink

ryan’s involved immediately

‘hey asshole!’

‘what the fuck?’

‘that’s my girl!’

if ryan’s fighting then of course so is bam

and ryan’s reliant on the fact that one of his friends will have moved you away from the chaos

once the fight dies down and his opponent is forced into defeat

he’s right back to your side

takes you to the bathroom so you can change out of your soaked shirt

he gives you his jacket or his own shirt

‘ry, you’re bleeding.’

‘and you’re covered in beer. what an asshole.’

could care less about the fight he was just in

is only concerned with you

doesn’t let you out of his sight for the rest of the night

has a protective arm around you at all times

the first to help you if you’re ever in trouble

#johnny knoxville #steve o #ryan dunn #johnny knoxville headcanons #steve o headcanons #ryan dunn headcanons #jackass #jackass headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #steve o x reader #ryan dunn x reader #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Lovesick Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: Johnny acting like a lovesick puppy around you and the jackass guys tease you both about it on set?

everyone knows when you’re on set

because johnny will stop whatever he’s doing when he sees you

he’ll be mid conversation with someone and it’s so obvious when he stops listening

even behind his sunglasses they can see his eyes following you

he won’t even realise but he’s got a small smile on his face just from looking at you

and as soon as you lock eyes it’s a huge grin spreading across his face 

he’s all about eye contact

and if he sees you, he isn’t looking anywhere else

he could have a conversation with a totally different person without taking his eyes off you

sometimes it’s impressive he can even hold the conversation

but other times it’s really obvious he doesn’t listen

‘so johnny i’m gonna take y/n on a date tonight, that’s cool right?’

‘…huh? yeah, cool.’

you scold him for not concentrating on his work

‘johnny you really have to learn how to multitask.’

‘i hear you, honey.’

his solution is having you with him at all times on set

you’ll third wheel his conversations at johnny’s request

luckily the guys don’t mind

‘dude i’m gonna dress like y/n tomorrow if it means you’re gonna concentrate.’

pontius actually did ask to borrow one of your outfits and you were more than happy to comply

wherever you go johnny follows you on set

and more than likely he’s looking for your hand to hold

or stands behind you so he can lean his head on top of yours

very cuddly and doesn’t care who’s watching

which not only means he gets teased by the rest of the crew

it happens to you too

‘is he always like this, y/n?’

‘i remember when he used to hold me like that…’

‘you said i was the only one, johnny!’

the two of you look very endearing

but sometimes it’s too far for the other guys

‘i mean this in a good way, but if you two carry on i think i’m gonna throw up.’

even jeff gets involved

‘i never throw up, but i agree if i see how he looks at you one more time i’ll puke.’

‘uh… thanks, i guess?’

they both secretly love how happy the two of you are

but they can’t admit that without some character building comments

they get to johnny the most

each of the guys will rush to you before he can when you arrive on set

and they take turns smothering you in hugs

steve o picks you up and spins you around

‘y/n i missed you!’

‘y/n’s here!’

‘y/n look in my eyes i look so in love with you!’

johnny just waits behind the group of guys whilst all of this is happening

and despite his amused smirk

he still has the same look of love in his eyes

#johnny knoxville #jackass #knoxvilleforeverwriting #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #pj clapp #johnny knoxville headcanon #jackass headcanon

[knoxvilleforever]

Jackass x Celebrity Reader Headcanons

request: Afab celeb reader making an appearance on jackass and the how the boys try to make a move?

johnny knoxville:

'thanks for coming today, doll.'

secretly blushes at every interaction you have with him

you appear on jackass to help introduce a stunt

and johnny feels serious pressure to impress you

if it's something not so painful then hearing your quiet giggles is like music to his ears

but if it's a little more serious you're making his heart skip a beat by the concern on your face

decided from the moment he saw you he has to ask you out

spends all day working up to it and is more nervous for that than his actual stunts

'... wait, this isn't some kind of prank on me, right?'

part of him wanted to chuckle at your apprehension

but he was more concerned about making sure you knew he was 100% serious about you

bam margera:

wants. your. attention.

will do just about anything for you to talk to him, watch him, laugh with him

turns it into a competition with the other guys to spend the most time with you

the competition exists entirely in his head and no one else is aware

'hey y/n watch this!'

will absolutely follow you around like a puppy

and lucky for him you think it's real cute

he almost falls through the floor when you ask him to show you how to skate

and brags to the others how you only asked him

if he sees you talking to anyone else he'll do anything to remind you he's there

which is how he ended up splayed across the floor after skating straight off the roof of the building you were filming in

thinks he's died and gone to heaven when he opens his eyes and finds you fussing over him

manages to slur out 'would you maybe wanna go on a date?'

if you weren't so worried you would have laughed more

'you really didn't have to jump off the roof to get me to agree to go out with you, bam.'

chris pontius:

he's down bad as soon as he hears you laughing over his hilarious one liners

you can barely get through the introduction to the stunt because you can't stop laughing

he's a big flirt

and will tease you any chance he can get

'woah y/n i thought you were meant to be the professional here!'

'i can't look at you if you want me to get through this without laughing.'

'wow... harsh.'

'i meant it in a good way!'

as soon as you hear his deep laugh you know he's kidding

begs jeff to let him be apart of any stunts you're involved in

'i have some great ideas for this one jeff!'

'you just want to make y/n laugh.'

'...maybe.'

eventually uses one of his intros to ask you out

'i'm chris pontius, and i was wondering if you'd have dinner with me tonight?'

ryan dunn:

he was happy to just befriend you when you first met

slowly realised he liked you. like, really liked you

cue bam, 'yeah no shit dude.'

tries to be more attentive when you're around

'you need anything y/n?'

'which bits are you filming today?'

but also enjoys the mundane conversations with you whilst you're killing time on set

more chilled about asking you out than the other guys

will just slip it into conversation quietly and confidently

'big plans tonight?'

'oh yeah, hot date with my bed and tv.'

'well i'm free to grab a bite or a drink, if you'd like the company.'

his casualness makes you grin

'ryan dunn are you asking me on a date?'

'i guess it's your lucky day.'

but that doesn't mean he didn't have to work himself up to it

was unnecessarily intimidated by you despite knowing you're a total sweetheart

cue bam, again 'just do it dude!’

steve o:

you are the biggest distraction for steve o 

as soon as he knows you’re on set his main priority is to flirt with you 

if he’s not physically in a stunt he’ll be found talking to you 

about anything and everything 

‘so what’s it like to be famous?’ 

you can’t help but laugh at his ridiculous questions 

‘what’s the first thing you’d do if you woke up in someone else’s body? i think i’d-’ 

‘i don’t think i need you to tell me your answer to that, steve o.’

when it comes to him doing his stunts for the day he has everyone on set make sure you see 

will go extra hard so he can impress you 

which is absolutely terrifying for you to see 

when it comes to it i feel like he’ll use an old pick up line 

because if he makes you laugh he’s certain you’ll want to go out with him 

spends all day thinking of the absolute worst pick up line he’s ever heard 

...and somehow manages to get it wrong 

‘hey y/n! did you fall from heaven? ‘cause you’re the only ten i- wait, no-’ 

you can barely speak from laughing so hard 

i’m talking tears streaming down your face 

so instead you respond by pulling him into a hug 

‘if that was you asking me out, then how could i possibly say no?’ 

#jackass headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanon #bam margera headcanon #chris pontius headcanon #ryan dunn headcanon #steve o headcanon #jackass x reader #knoxvilleforeverwriting #jackass #viva la bam #jackass fic #jackass writing #johnny knoxville #bam margera #chris pontius #ryan dunn #steveo #steve o

[knoxvilleforever]

Visiting a Waterpark with Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass Crew

request: @ilovejknoxville Could you possibly do something where johnny & the reader going to a waterpark? Maybe some of the guys join in on the trip, one of them rents out a cabana for all of you to hang out at once lunch rolls around or something. I dont know ive just had this stuck in my head and i feel like you could have a fun time writing about it! <3 i love your work!! <3

when johnny suggested going to a waterpark you thought it was one of the best ideas you’d ever heard

especially in the middle of a heatwave

and when he let it slip to the rest of the crew, there was no way they weren’t coming too

so that’s how you ended up in the back of a van on one of the hottest days of the year

with pontius, steve o, bam, ryan, dave, ehren and jeff tagging along with you

you couldn’t deny that you knew you were about to have one of the most hilarious days of your life

when you got to the waterpark you got changed and revealed the bathing suit you picked for the day

johnny’s eyes almost fell out of his head

his hands were immediately on your hips

and you had to scold him a couple of times for trying to make out with you when you were very much in public

tells you that you definitely need more sunscreen on as an excuse to touch you

so when he’s stood for almost ten minutes applying your sunscreen for you the other guys start to chime in

starting with bam

‘damn, me next knoxville.’

and then ryan

‘i’ve been waiting for him to touch me like that for years!’

and then chris

‘everything with this group always turns sexual.’

the first thing on everyone’s mind were the waterslides

getting in line with a group of rowdy boys made the wait seem to fly by

and then they were arguing who was going down the slide with who

johnny had his hands on your waist still

and he was adamant you’d be on the slide with him and only him

watching the rest of the guys go down was hilarious

chris ended up sliding down on steve o’s back

whilst johnny pushed jeff down with dave and ehren

johnny was clinging to you as you both shot down the slide

and hearing bam and ryan bickering whilst they slid down after you made you laugh even more

the other guys were desperate to get you on some of the tall slides

‘let’s go, y/n!’

‘you sure about these, sweetheart?’

‘oh come on, i can’t let you guys go on them without me!’

johnny insisted he wanted to go down first because he wanted to watch you

he definitely cheered afterwards

and you were only slightly embarrassed

if you try to chill out in one of the pools expect anyone of the guys to pull you off your floatie

they’ll either tip you off it from underneath

or dive on it with you to make it sink

after a few hours of fun you all agreed you needed some food

and jeff surprised you with a huge cabana for you all to relax in

johnny wasn’t sure if he could be more in love with you

when you were sat with half dried hair and sunglasses sat on your face

hints of sunburn on your skin despite all the sunscreen he insisted you needed

you catch him staring

he actually took off his sunglasses to look at you

‘you’re staring.’

‘can you blame me?’

the last thing you do is hit the wave pool

and let me tell you

it’s chaos

ryan and bam go right to the deep end to jump in

and you can see them from where you were clinging to each other once the waves start rolling in

you’re actually surprised you and johnny are the last ones standing amongst all the waves

dave and ehren are bickering in the background behind the two of you

about how deep they wanted to go

and you’re sure you see bam float right past you in one of the huge waves

not long followed by ryan

chris and steve o ended up following bam and ryan to the deep end because it looked fun

to you it looked like the best way to be thrown back towards the shallow end of the pool

so you and johnny were wading your way to the deep parts, jumping over the crashing waves

it got to a point that it was getting too deep for you

johnny’s a literal giant so he didn’t have that problem

and once the waves were getting bigger, his grip on you was tightening

until eventually you end up on his back, legs wrapped around his waist

‘i got ya, sweetheart.’

it’s one of his favorite memories

with his family

and you laughing like a mad woman in his ear

#johnny knoxville #jackass #knoxvilleforeverwriting #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass headcanons #pj clapp #chris pontius #bam margera #ryan dunn #steve o #jeff tremaine #dave england #ehren mcghehey

[knoxvilleforever]

Aftercare with Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: aftercare with Knoxville pleaseeeee :]

‘you did so good, sweet girl.’

strokes your hair away from your face

definitely helps clean you up

leaves soft kisses along your hairline whilst he whispers to you

‘so good for me, baby.’

king of checking up on you

knows you like to sleep in his shirts

so he always has a clean one out and waiting for you

‘you need anything?’

likes it when you lay on his chest

likes to cuddle and will deliberately pull your body on top of his

enjoys stroking a hand through your hair

biggest ego boost when he sees how tired out you are

tries to wait for you to fall asleep until he does

doesn’t always succeed

but that’s your own ego boost if you see he’s real tired

‘did i tire you out, hm?’

‘keep talking like that i might have another one in me.’

kisses you a lot

on your cheek, forehead, nose

the type of guy who trails his fingers up and down your back to relax you

smirks if you complain that you’re sore

but will 100% offer you a massage if you need it

loves your post-sex hair

‘i love looking at you like this.’

#johnny knoxville #jackass #knoxvilleforeverwriting #jackass headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanon #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass x reader

[knoxvilleforever]

Dating Johnny Knoxville with an Age Difference Headcanons

request: could you do something about you and johnny having a bit of an age gap? i love your writing btw 😌❤️

the age difference between you and johnny wasn’t ever something you felt needed to be discussed

but that didn’t mean you weren’t secretly insecure about it

and same goes for johnny

his reputation and status in the industry was something you felt slightly intimidated by

so the doubts of him meeting someone closer to his age and more involved in that part of his life was always a fear

however johnny would do things that kept that fear at bay without even realising

like showing you off at every event he could

he’d have his arm fixed around your waist for the entirety of the night

when paparazzi were taking photos of you

he’d slip his hand down to rest on the curve of your back

dangerously close to your ass

when you give him a knowing look he just tips his head back in laughter

won’t ever leave you without having a hand on you

around your waist, on your hip, grazing your back, interlocking your fingers

he’ll constantly be near you

definitely brings your interlocked hands to his mouth to kiss when you’re walking together

gets very protective when showing parts of his private life

both in person and online

if he sees articles of the two of you which carry a negative tone he does his best for you not to see them

but will also take the most ridiculous photos with paparazzi so they have something else to write about

a common theme is that he’s always laughing when he’s with you

you don’t tell johnny about your insecurities but he has the same

worries that you’ll think one day that the age difference will become a problem

doesn’t want to hold you back if you’re at a different stage in life to him

but you fit so perfectly together it’s never a problem

the two of you just worry about the same things for no reason

and when you eventually tell each other you end up laughing it off

when he started letting his hair go grey you couldn’t explain how it made you feel

but you didn’t need words when johnny saw the look in your eye

‘do you like it? i don’t look too old righ-’

he couldn’t finish his sentence because you practically threw yourself at him

‘man i shoulda stopped dying my hair years ago.’

getting used to his silver hair was extremely fun

most of the time you’d end up distracted and start making out

‘you’re sure i don’t look too old?’

‘are you kidding me? you look so hot.’

you two didn’t make it to your dinner plans that night

your reaction to his hair did wonders to quieten johnny’s insecurity surrounding his age

sometimes he can get a little jealous if he sees you with someone who’s closer to your age

and he’s pouty about it

‘you looked like you were having fun over there.’

‘well i’m here now. and i’m sure that we could have a lot more fun together.’

whenever he’s jealous it always ends well for the two of you

so it’s not that much of a problem in your relationship

overall protective is his middle name

the only constant on his mind is making sure you’re okay

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville headcanon #jackass x reader #jackass headcanons #knoxvilleforeverwriting #pj clapp

[knoxvilleforever]

Drunk Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: What about having to deal with a drunk Knoxville and also having to take care of his hangover the next morning?

drinking with johnny is always an experience

and you know you’re definitely going to have a good time

however taking home a drunk johnny

is a whole other experience

this six feet tall man is completely dependent on your body to hold him up

he’s uncoordinated at the best of times

so throw in alcohol and he’s struggling

but you can’t complain

because he’s fucking hilarious to listen to

his southern accent is more prevalent when he’s drunk

he’s more likely to do stupid things

‘y/n watch this!’

‘god you look so much like my girlfriend. she’s so hot.’

he’s a sappy drunk

will spend a lot of time telling you and anyone who will listen

how much he loves you

‘i’m so lucky to have someone like you.’

‘god i missed you tonight.’

‘are ya gonna kiss me? c’mon sweetheart i missed kissin’ you.’

he brings home the most random shit when he’s been drinking

‘johnny where the hell did you get that?’

‘huh? i don’t know but i thought you’d like it!’

he loves to make everyone laugh at any time

but especially when he’s drunk

so you’re often dragging him away before he takes it too far

‘where are we going?’

‘i’m taking you home.’

‘oh yeah! she’s takin’ me home!’

he laughs a lot

over absolutely nothing

can barely get a sentence out between laughs

when you get home he’ll sit on the couch

and beckon you over between giggles

‘c’mere.’

he pulls you onto his lap

and then his head is between the juncture of your neck and shoulder

and he’s kissing you and nipping at your skin

‘what’re you doing, hm?’

‘just lovin’ on you.’

gets sleepy very quickly once he’s home

and you’re guiding him up to bed before he falls asleep on the couch

now the next morning

he wakes up with a groan

he’s laid on his stomach with his face half buried in the pillow

and you’re peering down at him with a grin

‘good morning.’

you’re sing song voice isn’t met with much of a reaction

he’s just haphazardly outstretching his arm because he wants you next to him

he loves to cuddle at the best of times

but especially when he’s hungover and feeling sorry for himself

so you’ll roll back into bed with him and leave a kiss on his forehead

then hand him the aspirin and water you’ve had waiting by the bed since you woke up

‘you feeling okay, baby?’

he loves when you’re like this

he wants to be doted on

‘like i need you to kiss me to make me feel better.’

‘…maybe after you’ve brushed your teeth. i can still smell what you drank last night.’

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanon #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville x reader #pj clapp #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Sharing a Bed with Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: Can you do one of sharing a bed with Johnny?

so you’re filming with the jackass crew

and after a long day you go to check in to a new hotel

only to find that dave had decided to cancel everyone’s rooms because jeff pissed him off

so everyone had to double up in the remaining rooms the hotel had left

that meant everyone began picking who they wanted to share with

if you weren’t so tired you’d probably have been a little more shy about asking to share with johnny

but he was extremely happy you asked to share his room

‘of course, sweetheart.’

he was celebrating on the inside

just because he got to spend more time with you away from the other guys

what you weren’t expecting when you arrived was to be met with one bed in the centre of the room

johnny was quick to try and rectify the situation

‘i can go back down to the front desk and-’

‘c’mon you don’t have to do that, it’s just one night.’

‘you take the bed then, sweetheart. i know you’re exhausted.’

‘there’s no way i’m letting you sleep on the floor.’

johnny kept offering to let you take the bed for yourself

but you were steadfast that he wasn’t sleeping on a hotel room floor, especially after a day of filming

‘johnny i swear i’m gonna force you into this bed myself if you don’t stop.’

‘well, that’s an offer i just can’t refuse.’

you’re a little shy when you climb into your side of the bed

but you’re so comfortable with johnny that you can relax more after a while

you decide lying on your back is the safest option

and you let out accidental moans at how good the bed feels after your long day

johnny’s cheeks are tinted pink

‘sweetheart i don’t know if i’m gonna be able to sleep if you keep making those noises.’

you’re giggling at that

but they stop when you notice he’s come out of the bathroom without a shirt

now it’s your turn for you cheeks to turn pink

johnny climbs into bed next to you and you almost let out another moan at how good he smells

the bed is a little small so your shoulders are almost touching

and it’s driving you insane

what kind of hold does this man have on you?

‘you ready to sleep, sweetheart?’

you let out a quiet murmur in response when he switches the light out

the room is lit up by the glow of the moon through the sheer curtains

and as you sneak a glance over you realise you can see johnny’s form perfectly

he shuffles around and now he’s on his side facing you

and you tilt your head with a smile to find his eyes looking into yours

‘tell me about your day.’

his voice is so soft

and that southern accent is appearing because he’s tired

the two of you chat long into the night

and in that time you’ve moved onto your side and have shuffled immeasurably close to johnny

in fact you’re sure that if you tilted your chin, you could brush your lips against his

‘i really like talking to you, johnny.’

‘i really like a lot of things about you, sweetheart.’

the room is so quiet you’re sure he could hear your heart practically beating out of your chest

he’s leaning forward and now your lips are together

and it’s the laziest most perfect kiss you’ve ever had

the next morning you wake up with your head pressed into johnny’s chest

and his face is nuzzled into the top of your head

‘morning, doll.’

you don’t have to move your head far to press another kiss to his lips

all of a sudden the door is swinging open

‘good morning!’

and half the jackass crew have bounded into your room

‘holy shit!’

‘are we interrupting?’

‘is knoxville naked?’

#jackass #johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass x reader #jackass headcanon #jackass headcanons #pj clapp #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Falling Asleep On Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: how about if the reader fell asleep on Johnny? I think he'd be so cute with that

the first time it happens he was a nervous wreck

you were sat next to him in the car on a long drive and had dropped off to sleep with your head against your seat

but ended up rolling your head onto johnny’s shoulder

which happened to be perfect height

at first he wasn’t paying attention and thought one of the guys was fucking with him

and then he realised it was you

you looked so peaceful and he knew how much you needed to nap

so he attempted to make himself as comfortable as possible for you

and if the noise in the car grew higher than a mumble he was telling everyone to be quiet

‘c’mon, y/n’s sleeping!’

‘keep it down guys.’

his heart almost stopped when you nuzzled into him for comfort

and when you woke up you were a little blushy

‘wow, that was the best sleep i’ve ever had.’

‘well, thanks sweetheart.’

johnny couldn’t stop smiling whilst you giggled at him

from then on you told everyone you wanted to be sat next to johnny on all the long journeys

johnny was thrilled

he was very comfortable

and you knew he’d stop the others from messing with you

after a few months of you dating johnny would become your own personal pillow

if you wanted to take nap, you’d want him lying down with you

at night there was no doubt that your body would be sprawled on top of his

you’d lay your head on his shoulder, his chest, in his lap

johnny welcomed it

so much so that if you were falling asleep with your head on your own pillow, he’d feel left out

he loved to cuddle with you

and loved how relaxed he could make you feel

so you’d often find him pulling your body on top of his if you were sat on the couch or already in bed

definitely kisses your head whilst you sleep

his pet peeve is when you fall asleep during a movie

which happens almost always

because he’s just too comfy to not make you sleepy

he’d be halfway through talking about the film

with your head in his lap

and his hands stroking through your hair

when he realised you were completely dead to the world

one time johnny fell asleep on you

he’d gotten home from set after a really rough day

and practically flopped himself on to you so his head rested on your chest

you hadn’t noticed he was asleep until you heard his snores

and you two ended up lying like that for almost five hours

you both didn’t wake until you heard incessant knocking on your door

and you realised you’d agreed to meet everyone at the bar earlier that day

but getting a passed out johnny to wake up and climb off of you was harder than it sounds

eventually steve o remembered where you kept the spare key

and you had a group of very rowdy boys in your apartment

who wouldn’t let it go that you had johnny’s entire body weight on top of you

‘look at knoxville!’

‘i guess that’s why he wanted to leave early.’

they were so used to seeing you asleep in johnny’s arms that it was comical to see you in the opposite place

#johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #pj clapp #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Giving Johnny Knoxville the Silent Treatment Headcanons

request: being mad at Johnny for something (you decide what) and giving him the silent treatment so he tries everything to make you talk to him because he absolutely hates you ignoring him

he hates it

he absolutely despises when you won’t speak to him

communication is a big thing in yours and johnny’s relationship

you work so well because you know how to talk to each other

and whenever there’s a problem it’s going to be talked about

but it was too far gone this time

so talking for you wasn’t an option

at least not until your mind had cleared and you could speak without wanting to shout and scream and be completely unreasonable

but that wasn’t what johnny wanted

he was desperate to apologise to you

because he was so very sorry

‘oh sweetheart, please. please, talk to me.’

with the two of you busy at work with him filming and your own commitments you’d been like passing ships the past few days

most of the time one of you was already asleep in bed when the other was climbing in

and one of you would wake up to the other already gone

so for a couple of days it was easy for you to stay quiet and out of his way

but he’d still be texting you every chance he could

‘have a good day, honey.’

‘goodnight, sweetheart.’

‘missin’ you.’

you get random i love you’s scattered throughout the day

and you can’t not reply to those

because even if you’re not ready to talk properly, you’re always in love with him

those replies you send satisfy johnny slightly

but he needs you talking to him

after a long shift at work you get home to him waiting for you

he’s playing the two of yours favorite songs

and as soon as you step foot through the door he’s off his feet to greet you

‘how was your day?’

your minimal answers aren’t satisfying

and the peck you give him when he leans in to kiss you almost makes him want to cry

because he hates that his actions made you this distant

you throw him an olive branch before you go to sleep

in the form of throwing your arm over his chest as you lay there

almost immediately he was pulling his own arms around you and holding you close to his chest

but he knew he’d still not done enough to get you to talk to him properly

the next day you woke up to your favorite flowers on the bed table next to you

and a note with an ‘i’m sorry’ scribbled on it

he tried his luck with kissing you

because it had made you crack before

he’d start by hugging you close and pressing light kisses to your forehead

and then he’d move to your cheek

until his hands were cupping your cheeks

and then you were making out

who could blame you, you were weak

‘i’m still mad at you.’

he’d cook you your favorite dinner

he’d tell you he loves you more often than usual

you’d have a kiss pressed to your lips every moment he could get

but what he missed the most was seeing you laugh

even your smile

he was meant to make you laugh, not be the reason you were unhappy

he tries a jokey approach

‘honey i’ll let you choose any kinda stunt or prank, I’ll even let jeff help if you’re gonna talk to me again.’

will wrap you in his arms and refuse to let you go

‘i’m not gonna put you down until you forgive me. i’m never letting you go. i’ll just carry you everywhere with me.’

eventually he gets so sad that he ends up begging

and you can’t stand to see him like that, no matter how mad you were

‘i’ll do anything honey. it’s like i’m missing you when you’re right next to me.’

‘i’m an idiot. i thought i already knew that, but i didn’t realise how much of an idiot i was until i upset you. i’m so sorry.’

‘johnny, it’s okay. we can talk now, i just didn’t wanna do it and cause another fight.’

tries his best to make you laugh all of that night

because he never wants to go as long as that again without hearing your sweet voice

or your giggles

#johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville headcanon #johnny knoxville headcanons #jackass headcanon #jackass headcanons #jackass #pj clapp #knoxvilleforeverwriting #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass x reader

[knoxvilleforever]

Visiting the Jackass Guys in Hospital Headcanons

request: hcs for visiting the guys in the hospital 🏥 pj, chris, and anyone else you fancy

johnny knoxville:

you absolutely hate hospitals

and you hate them even more when you have to visit your boyfriend in there

you knew it was likely in his line of work

but it didn’t mean it was any easier to see him in there

this particular time he was pretty beat up

a fractured wrist and a gnarly concussion to go along with it

he looked worse for wear when you got to his hospital bed

‘oh my god, johnny.’

‘…hi, sweetheart.’

you were at his bedside immediately

holding the hand which wasn’t strapped up

‘what am i gonna do with you, pj?’

‘well, i’m about ready for some more meds. but i think the doc prescribed kisses which are meant to help.’

even in a concussed state he’s still a charmer

you can’t ignore his pouted lips

and you gently press your lips to his

‘my lips aren’t injured, y’know. you can kiss me like you mean it.’

‘i really have never met anyone like you, do you know that?’

your face is inches from his, smiling as you lean in to kiss him again

like you meant it, as johnny said

he pesters your to climb into his bed beside him

and makes you stay there until you can take him home

chris pontius:

plays down his injuries

still has the same personality as if he wasn’t in hospital

like a happy puppy

he needed stitches

so it wasn’t all too serious

but he was sitting there like it wasn’t a big deal

‘what happened? actually no, i don’t wanna know.’

you hold his hand whilst he’s getting stitched up

you don’t know if it was more for him or for you

you’re rambling to keep his mind off of it

but again you don’t know if it’s more for him

or for you

‘…and then i was just about to head over there when i had a call from steve o, and thank god i was already in the car because i could…’

‘babe, i think you’re gonna scare the nurses if you don’t slow down.’

luckily he doesn’t have to stay at the hospital long

you’ve spent more time nervously playing with his hands

‘looks like i’m playing nurse for the week.’

‘i like the sound of that. i’ve got a great little outfit you can borrow.’

‘calm down, party boy.’

#johnny knoxville #chris pontius #jackass #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #chris pontius headcanons #chris pontius x reader #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Kissing Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: How would johnny react when the reader walks up to him and kisses him?

it caught him off guard

but in the absolute best way possible

you were visiting set and had just arrived

and before he could even get out a greeting you were pressing your lips against his

your intention was just a peck

your own special way of greeting him

but it was johnny who decided it’d be more

as soon as you pulled away he had a hand coming to cup your cheek to bring your lips back to his

a few pecks later you both remembered you weren’t alone

and luckily the other guys on set had decided to ignore your pda

for the most part

‘damn y/n do you say hi to us all like that?’

‘only if you’re lucky.’

the few times after that it was still a nice surprise for him each time you’d greet him

but then he came to expect it

and oh boy he’d be so excited when he saw you walking towards him

your mood would depend on what type of kiss he got

and also how much privacy you had

but if you’d been away from each other for a while you’d be throwing yourself at him as soon as possible

and you wouldn’t care who was around

a lot of the time you’d give him a peck but johnny wouldn’t settle for that

‘you call that a kiss, hm?’

‘you seem to be talking a big game and not doing much about it, knoxville.’

‘let me show you then, sweetheart.’

as soon as your lips left his he’d be chasing you

he’d immediately want to deepen the kiss no matter where you are

sometimes you try to pacify him with kisses on his cheek

but he doesn’t have any of it

he loves when you greet him with a kiss

but he also loves when you randomly kiss him throughout the day

he’ll be mid sentence and stop to kiss you

‘…what was that for?’

‘just loving on you.’

‘then don’t let me stop you.’

often times you get so distracted from what you’re doing because you’re making out

many dinners have been forgotten about and burned

it still won’t stop you

but johnny makes a conscious effort to turn the stove off now

you’ve 100% made out in every room of your house

amongst other things you’ve done in every room of your house

now i assume we’ve all heard the interview where johnny said he was turned on by just a hug

so chances are if you’re kissing him

it’s only gonna end in one way

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville headcanon #johnny knoxville x reader #pj clapp #jackass x reader #jackass headcanons #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Pillow Talk with Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: pillow talk with knoxville? like, after sex and they're both just cuddled up together in bed and just talking?

you could talk with johnny forever

and those random conversations when your limbs are still entwined

and you can’t tell where his body starts or yours ends

his hand drooped around your back and gently stroking his fingertips over your shoulder

no subject is off limits

‘did i ever tell you about the time i broke my penis?’

‘… it seems to be working fine to me.’

he feigns offence

‘fine? just fine? it sounded like it was more than fine to me!’

he has you laughing a lot in those moments

conversation stems from mundane to absolutely ridiculous

‘how was your day honey?’

‘it was okay. it picked up a lot when i got home.’

you often have him laughing a lot too

if he’s currently filming and in the process of doing stunts

you’ll ask about different injuries

because you’re concerned and don’t want him to hurt himself more

‘it’s gonna take more than a couple bruises to stop me.’

there’s no thought that you wouldn’t share with him in those moments

it’s vulnerable

and you both know you can having both meaningless and meaningful conversations

his accent often slips out more in those quiet conversations

and you love it

‘say that again.’

‘oh my god your accent is so cute.’

sometimes you don’t do much talking

you’ll be in comfortable silence

and you’ll occasionally press kisses to his chest

or his neck

or his cheek

and he’ll return them anywhere he can

if you’re both tired there’ll be murmured ‘i love you’s’ before you fall asleep

‘do you remember when we first met?’

you love it when he tells the story

because it reminds you how he fell for you the same way you did for him

‘tell me where you think you’ll be in ten years.’

‘i don’t care. as long as it’s with you.’

pillow talk often leads to another round

you come up with random questions

‘if you had to what would you give up, food or sex?’

‘food!’

he barely gives you a second before he answers

‘i’d ask you the same but my ego couldn’t take it if you didn’t say the same.’

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville headcanon #johnny knoxville headcanons #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #knoxvilleforeverwriting #johnny knoxville x reader

[knoxvilleforever]

Jackass Guys Chasing After You After a Stunt Headcanons

request: yk how whenever the guys jump into or get something disgusting poured on them they chase to jeff to hug him? could we get that but with the reader :))

@paisegw

johnny knoxville:

i feel like he’d definitely try to get you when he’s covered in tomato juice

right after being sprayed by the skunk

he wouldn’t wanna get you with anything too gross

he’d feel too bad

but the hint of that skunk smell

mixed with his tomato juice drenched body

just about gross enough for him to still wanna chase you

he looks totally insane pouring tomato juice all over himself in the shower

you’re toward the back of the room, the smell of the skunk still lingering

and when he sees your wrinkled nose and half disgusted face

he’s got that glint in his eye

you have a head start

because you can tell what he’s gonna do before he does it

‘no way.’

‘i’m coming for ya!’

you’re out of that tiny bathroom like a shot

and you’re running as fast as you can

swinging open closed doors

you can hear the thud of footsteps coming after you

and you expect it’s more than johnny following

the biggest mistake you made was turning to see the company you had

because it made your footsteps falter

and that was enough for the tomato juice covered man to catch up to you

you half turned as he launched himself at you

and he’d got his arms wrapped around your body ready to pick you up

‘what’re you running for? i just wanted a hug.’

he’s sticky and gross but you’re laughing

it’s still a treat to be in his arms whilst he’s practically naked

even if he’s drenched in tomato juice

when he puts you down your clothes are completely stained

and your skin is slick with remnants of tomato juice

‘i guess you gotta shower with me now.’

‘you’re taking at least ten more showers before i’m getting in there with you.’

jeff tremaine:

jeff is the usual target

so when he gets chance to get someone himself

he’ll almost always go for knoxville

but you happened to be on set this day

and he just couldn’t resist

he was covered in blue paint

and you were like a sitting duck

the group was crowded around him laughing at how the blue paint covered one half of his body

and you were giggling along with them

until you caught his eye

and all of a sudden he was after you

you let out a scream and stumbled to get through the crowd of people

but you know he’s right behind you

your laughter makes it difficult to catch your breath whilst you run

all of a sudden you’re getting scooped up from behind

and you can feel the blue paint transferring from jeff to you

‘jeff!’

‘you were laughing at me!’

‘i was laughing with you!’

when he puts you down you realise he’s coated the opposite half of your body to his

so when you stand next to each other you look pretty funny

the rest of the crew think it’s hilarious

‘hey y/n, you got a little something…’

jeff’s pointing to the side of his lip

before you can even bring up a hand to check

he’s kissing you

and in the process he’s smearing blue paint on the side of your face

‘you look like you’ve been making out with a smurf.’

you’re pretty sure that came from knoxville

‘i think i just did.’

#johnny knoxville #jackass #jeff tremaine #johnny knoxville headcanons #jeff tremaine headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #jeff tremaine x reader #jackass headcanons #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Dating Johnny Knoxville with a Height Difference Headcanons

request: knoxville and a f!readers obvious height difference 🥲🥲

first and foremost johnny loves the height difference between the two of you

he loves when you stand on your tiptoes to kiss him

he loves that he has to lean down to meet you halfway

he likes that he can be helpful

knows if you’re calling for him you’re going to need him for something

like reaching something he purposefully put on one of the top shelves

and then he’ll hold it in the air because let’s be real

he’s not gonna let you get away with it without teasing you

his tactic is definitely getting you to kiss him before he gives you whatever it is

‘nuh uh, you gotta kiss me first.’

he likes that he can stand behind you and lean his head on top of yours

then he’ll wrap his arms across your shoulders

he’s definitely into the fact that you can climb him like a tree

he offers to carry you on his back all the time

because you look so cute

there’s a million photos of you on his back

he likes to have you clinging to him

he’ll 100% tease you if you try to kiss him

you’ll need him to move his head a little so you can reach

but he’ll watch you struggle for a little while because it’s cute

and then you’ll get frustrated

‘will you just kiss me already?!’

‘well, seeing as you asked me so nicely.’

if you’re not willing to ask him to move

you’ll grab the sides of his face and pull him toward you

and that really gets johnny going

the jackass crew witnessed this on set one day

‘oh my god that was so adorable.’

‘knoxville, you’re pissing me off now. kiss her!’

you might not even be that short

but next to johnny he dwarfs you

so naturally any picture of you guys looks so out of proportion

there’s a photo of you hugging and your head is pressed firmly into the centre of his chest

which arguably is the best place to be

he loves that when you cuddle he can fit you directly in his lap

uses the fact he can pick you up to his advantage

if you’re not giving him the attention he needs he’ll just pick you up

because he can

if you’re late to an event and you’re finishing touches to your outfit

he’s picking you up and carrying you out of there

loves it when you wear heels and you still aren’t as tall as him

also loves when you wear heels because you’re clinging to his arm by the end of the night

and that’s when you’re grateful he picks you up

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanon #jackass headcanons #jackass headcanon #jackass x reader #knoxvilleforeverwriting

[knoxvilleforever]

Protective Johnny Knoxville Headcanons

request: How about Johnny being protective of the reader when her ex comes to set?

your ex was the last person you guessed you’d see when showing up to visit your boyfriend on set

but it turns out he was helping to organise some of the stunts that day

he gave you a more than friendly greeting when he saw you

and johnny noticed from the other side of the set that you were uncomfortable

immediately comes over to you and not so subtly gives your ex something to keep himself occupied with

‘hey man. they were asking for you over there.’

the not so subtle part was him looping his arm around your waist and pressing a kiss to the side of your head

‘how are you, sweet girl?’

‘uh, kinda weird. that was my ex.’

the look on johnny’s face was enough to make you giggle

‘ah shit. really? that guy?’

‘i guess my taste in men got better, huh?’

johnny’s playful take on the situation put you a little at ease

but he was more focused on you that he usually is that afternoon on set

wouldn’t leave your side unless he had to film, and he left you with jeff because he didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable

if your ex tried to strike up conversation, johnny would be the first to but in

he didn’t want to be overbearing but the signal you gave him that you were uncomfortable meant he was on alert

‘hey, man. can you get back to your job?’

after asking a couple times johnny was losing patience

and the other guys picked up on the weird vibe

‘dude, why’s that guy talking to y/n all the time?’

‘they used to date.’

‘…that guy?’

‘right?!’

if johnny had to be away for awhile to set up for a stunt then you’d have the constant company from the other guys on set

they all didn’t like the vibe your ex was giving you

when they called it for a break johnny was next to you immediately

he holds your face in both hands and nuzzles his nose against yours

before leaving a few kisses on your forehead and eventually your lips

‘how’s my babydoll doing?’

‘better now you aren’t putting yourself in some kinda danger.’

‘hm, i don’t know about that. i can feel a pair of eyes burning into the back of my head.’

‘maybe we should give him something to look at.’

expect a lot of my girl, my baby, my girlfriend

he keeps checking on you throughout the day to make sure you’re still comfortable being there

and he’s got his watchful eye on you even at times you don’t even realise

will stare the man down if he tries to get closer than 6 feet from you

tries to make you laugh to settle your mind but also makes it blatantly obvious what his intention is

‘hi i’m johnny knoxville, and that’s my girlfriend!’

he has the entire crew breaking out into laughter

all the crew except a certain someone

you keep reassuring him that you’re fine

and he trusts that you’ll tell him how you’re feeling

except for his own peace of mind he wants to look after you

after a pretty gnarly stunt he’s taking a detour to get to you before he goes to the medics

‘johnny it’s this way!’

‘i need my girl first.’

‘those nurses are gonna help you a lot more than i can.’

‘you’re not gonna kiss it better?’

you leave a lingering kiss on his lips

and before he tries to kiss you again

‘c’mon. i’m taking your ass to a doctor.’

after that he decides to call it a day

despite the weird situation you found yourself when you first arrived, johnny had made you feel like it was nothing out of the ordinary

but it wasn’t necessarily a situation johnny liked

put him in front of bulls, stun guns, even pepper spray him

but if you’re ever feeling uncomfortable, he’ll do anything to stop it

‘let’s go, sweetheart. i’m taking you home.’

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanon #pj clapp #jackass x reader #jackass headcanon #knoxvilleforeverwriting #johnny knoxville x reader