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sexymochifluffbunny · 4 years

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MEMBERS TO JIMIN:

🐥: ... V is my Friend.. Jungkookie is my dongsaeng!! Done!

🐰: What did you write- *trying to get JMs paper*

🐥: No! You can’t see it! *running away*

AFTER THE PROFILE POSTED:

🐥: Jungoooo! What do you mean about “Im you, you’re me?”

🐰:

🐥: Hey! Why are you not talking to me? Are you okay? *trying to touch the bunny*

🐰: *stood up and left*

🐥: What is wrong with him?

MEANWHILE:

🐰: suga hyung.. 🥺🥺

🐱: aigoo come here little prince..

#jikook #kookmin #jikook fake conversation #kookmin fake chat #jikook fake chat

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firefeerie · 6 years

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Production Team: Okay... only four of you need to hold the bottle

*Jungkook volunteering to hand out the bottles*

Jungkook: Okay... here in one for V-Hyung... one for Jin-Hyung... one for Hobi-Hyung... and of course one for me

Namjoon, Yoongi and Jimin: *protesting* what about us??

Jungkook: Sorry none for you guys because Namjoon Hyung might somehow break the plastic bottle... and Yoongi-Hyung and Jiminie are so smol, I don’t want them to get crush under the weight of bottle...

Namjoon: Wait till we get back home... a good spanking is waiting for you

Jungkook: *totally smug* No problem... Jimin Hyung had me well practiced

Hyung-Line: ...

Hyung-Line: *Forcing a laugh for photo shoot and trying to ignore the mental images*

Meanwhile Jimin: *oh boi... lets just smile away... gotta maintain my cute image*

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uwujgk · 2 years

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Jungkook: If I comitted murder would you tell on me?

Jimin: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like, "are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"

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stampcrabjoon · 2 years

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Yoongi: *Just got home from the store*

Namjoon: Where's Jungkook?

Yoongi: How am I supposed to know? I just got here.

Namjoon: He went to the store with you!

Yoongi: He did?

Bonus +

*At the store*

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung! I found the detergent I like!

Jungkook: Hyung...? Where did you go?

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bangtan-chats-and-memes · 4 years

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Jungkook: Sometimes I’ll lie when writing in my diary so I’ll seem more impressive when Jimin steals it to read it later.

#ive lost track of the days hows every one else doing out there lol #bts #bangtan #bangtan boys #jeon jungkook #park jimin #jikook #kookmin #bts meme #bts memes #bts crack #bts chats #bts fake quotes #bts incorrect quotes #bts imagines #bts scenarios

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theyoontomyjin · 4 years

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Is This Fate? - 7

- CHAT FIC -

Pairing: Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook

Summary: There is a God roaming Jeon Jungkook’s college campus - a God with bleach blond hair, sweater paws, and the most beautiful smile he has ever seen. He’ll get the courage to speak to him soon, he swears, and then he’ll build a temple and worship this man’s ass until the end of his days.

There is a wrong number on Jeon Jungkook’s phone - a number belonging to someone named Diminie who is funny and kind, someone that gets him, someone that he can’t stop thinking about.

Warnings: It’s starting to get spicy! Lots of innuendo, dick talk, etc. I think it’s fairly obvious that’s it’s leading towards the next chapter being smutty ;)

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Diminie

wyd?

JK

I swear to fuck if your next question is what am I wearing…

Diminie

I mean, u brought it up ;)

JK

gross

Diminie

really tho what are u up to

JK

Not much

stress eating everything in my dorm and watching anime

why

Diminie

just nervous/excited/i dunno about something and needed a distraction

Entertain me

JK

ure bossy

Diminie

u have no idea ;)

JK

stfu

Diminie

😜

JK

actually i wanted to ask u something

Diminie

ok?

JK

What do u think of me?

Diminie

what?

JK

i mean like

do i seem dateable? or am i too dumb?

maybe i tease too much

Diminie

um from what i know u seem fine

u make me laugh and u don’t mock me too much

and u seem smart

sometimes sweet

JK

wow in love with me much?

Diminie

I take back the sweet

JK

KIDDING

but am i the kind of person someone could fall in love with

Diminie

I don’t see why not

You’re easy to like

Easy to talk to

I feel like it would probably be just as easy to love you

JK

really

Diminie

yeah i mean i think about you a lot without even really knowing you

I bet you’re impossible to resist for someone that’s right there with you

JK

I think about u a lot too

Diminie

really?

I thought u were in love with that “God”

JK

Well he’s fucking gorgeous of course

But like, I’ve only spoken maybe three sentences to him?

actually i’m going to tell u something

and if you get creeped out and block me i’ll totally understand

Diminie

...

JK

Okay so he came and talked to me right

And i’m pretty sure he was hitting on me

but the way he did it reminded me so much of u

and then i got really sad because it wasn’t u

And that’s crazy right?

because we don’t even know what each other looks like

but i’m always wanting to talk to u anyway

And I have to keep reminding myself that when we were watching movies yesterday that it wasn’t a date

And now i’m sounding creeping af and rambling

I’m sorry

Pls don’t hate me

Diminie

thank god i thought it was just me

JK

What?

Diminie

yeah i thought i was being weird getting so attached to someone i’ve never met

and i keep catching myself telling u things before i tell them to my own best friend

I keep searching for u on campus

not in a stalker way but whenever someone walks past me or something i like to study them and be like, “could this be him?”

JK

i could just send u a selfie

Diminie

i know

but i think it would be more romantic to see each other on our first date

JK

did u just ask me out?

Diminie

no

You’re going to ask me out

i asked last time

JK

Last time?

Diminie

Oh yeah, i asked ure friend on a date

JK

He didn’t say anything

Why r u telling me after u say you want to date me?

Diminie

because i forgot all about him while i was talking to u

That’s how much i like u

He is hella cute tho

JK

fuck u

I’m hotter

Diminie

I dunno. this guy is adorable and hot

I bet he could slam me around a bit

JK

that’s what you’re into?

Diminie

i don’t mean hitting me or whatever you’re thinking

i mean like picking me, tossing me around a little

Fucking me against a wall

JK

First of all that’s hot

Second of all are we still talking about Yoongi

Diminie

Yeah

JK

Min Yoongi? He doesn’t pick up shit

He literally made me open up a water bottle and pour it into his open mouth because he was “too exhausted” to hold it up himself after walking from the kitchen to the living room. That’s literally all he’d done. All day.

Diminie

jdfhaosdfhoa

That’s funny

He looks fit tho

JK

I mean i guess

If you’re into that

Whatever

Diminie

Getting jealous baby?

JK

Wtf

Diminie

I still like u better

JK

So

Did we just basically confess

Diminie

I guess we did

Is that bad

JK

i dunno

I guess it’s kinda weird

Too easy

But also feels right?

Diminie

It’s not like i said i’m in love with u

Because theres still that unknown factor going on

But i like the possibility of us?

Tae says I fall easily so maybe i’m just being stupid

JK

I guess we both are

Would u want to actually meet me?

Diminie

Yeah

I think that would be good

Then we can see if this is just us being weird and lonely

Or if maybe this could be something real

JK

we are all going to the kim party tomorrow

We could meet there

Diminie

Yeah?

Maybe 😉

JK

Tease

Tell me who to look for

Diminie

Ohhhh he’s asking for details

Hmmm

I’m going to be the pretty one in silver

JK

There’s going to be like 20 pretty ones in silver

Diminie

Rude

I guess I can also tell u that I’ve had poems written about my ass

And Ive been told I have dick sucking lips

JK

👀

Diminie

Oh THAT got your attention

JK

I mean yeah

I have a type it seems

Also uh

I really like your hands

Diminie

my hands?

oh the beer picture?

JK

yeah

They are really cute

Smol

Diminie

Fuck u

JK

small isn’t bad

Its

You know

Hot

Diminie

Ohhhhhhh

We’ve discovered a JK kink!!

JK

Stfu

Diminie

And what have u been imagining my small hands doing?

JK

Stuff

Diminie

Uh huh

Like

JK

I dunno

The usual thing hands do

Diminie

I think this convo will be easier if we try another way

JK

What do you mean?

Diminie

Can I call you?

#bts #bts fanfic #bts fanfiction #bts scenarios #jikook #kookmin #jikook fanfic #jikook chat fic #kookmin fanfic #bts fake chats #jikook fake chat

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clburr03 · 5 years

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Ok, ok, I know its fake. But come on their faces! Lmao 😂🤣🐥🐰

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#park jimin #bts #jikook #jimin #jeon jungkook #kookmin #bts park jimin #bts jimin #bangtan soyeondan #bangtan #fake subs #bts fake chat #bts incorrect subs #funny subs #i had to #lmao

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minpancake · 5 years

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Jungkook: Go fuck yourself

Jimin: Fuck me yourself you coward

#bts #bangtan #jeon jungkook #park jimin #jimin #jikook #kookmin #bts reactions #bts romance #bts texts #bts incorrect quotes #bts imagines #bts ships #bts scenarios #bts fake chat #bts gay #bts mood #bts meme

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itsmarianstories · 4 years

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⏳Anonsecrets⌛

[Jikook Social Media Au]

When Jungkook breaks up with Jimin without explanation Jimin doesn't understand what's going on. He's hurt and angry, but that anger quickly turns into something else when he suddenly receives a message on his anonymous twitter account where he posts other people's confessions...

Part 12

(A/N: Guys kskskks I'm so sorry I literally just forgot to update it totally slipped my mind ksksk. Rather late than never right? Ksksks)