Bruce trying to shove talk his in law
Bruce: *opens his mouth*
Wally: *zooms away*
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Bruce: *long spiel*
Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.
Roy: *takes out one earbud*
Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?
Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*
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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.
Bruce: Sure.
Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?
Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.
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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.
Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*
Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*
Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*
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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*
Bruce: It's too early for this.
Steph: It's three PM.
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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—
Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.
Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*
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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.
Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?
Bruce: ...You may proceed.
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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.
Bruce: Did you say playDATE?
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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.
Selina: Is this really necessary?
Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!
Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.
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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.
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The preview for Starfire’s story is giving me the interaction between her and Babs I always wanted to see.
Kory feeling hopeful because of a possible friendship with Babs...she’s so precious <333 Also, watch her fly upside down, like she does when she’s excited!
And Babs is teasing her, that’s her mode when she wants to be friendly with someone!!
Then the flashback of them attending Dinah’s show together? I love them!!
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I really wanted to draw Starfire/Kory with polyamory flag!)))) and also korybabs :3
crops under \/
(Also I don't know if someone asks but this flag was designed and chosen in instagram: polyampriud, I just don't know how many people participated and know about it)
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i mean i should've realized that the argument "shipping two women in a love triangle and ignoring the man isn't cool or interesting" would arise from people who aren't hot or smart or cool or sexy like me, but i do also want to reiterate like. if you think this, don't care + name one other time this has happened in canon besides our beloved korrasami + i'm gay + my boobs are big + so you don't think korrasami is good, then? interesting + actually it is cool and interesting and feminist if i say so + i'm gay + ratio
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How's retail Steph doing during the Valentine's Day sales?
Previous: Margie | Batkids | Rogues | Justice League | Retail batkids | Retail Bruce | Young Justice | Black Friday
[restaurant]
Kory: *lovingly stares*
Barbara: *lovingly stares back*
Steph, who's been standing there for 2 minutes: ...I'll come back later.
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[grocery store]
Duke: Where do I find chocolates for my girlfriend?
Steph: Not at this store if you care about her.
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[drive-thru]
Steph: Welcome to Batburger, how may I help you?
Jason: We'll take the Harley and Ivy Couple's Combo.
Roy: And make the fries extra Jokerized.
Steph: Please go up to the window.
Jason and Roy: *drive up*
Steph: That'll be $23.51.
Jason: *pulls out a gun*
Steph: *sighs*
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[call center]
Steph: Wayne Enterprises account support, how can I assist you?
Damian: We would like to inquire about purchasing a toilet.
Jon: A skibidi toilet.
Damian and Jon: *snickering*
Steph: I'm telling Cass.
Damian and Jon: *hang up*
Steph: That's what I thought.
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[coffee shop]
Steph: What can I get you guys?
Tim: We'll take a large frappuccino.
Bernard: With two straws.
Kon, popping up out of nowhere: Make that three.
Bart, zooming in: Actually, four.
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[furniture store]
Steph: Need any help over here?
Dick: Yeah, what's your most durable mattress?
Steph: ...Durable?
Dick: Yeah, so Wally and I can both jump on it.
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[clothing store]
Renee: How does this dress look?
Steph: It looks great.
Kate: I think it'd be better on the floor.
Steph: I'm taking my fifteen-minute break.
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[at home]
Steph: Hey guys—
Steph: *walks in on Bruce and Selina*
Steph: *turns around*
Steph: Guess I'm working overtime today.
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This is the Koriand'r - Barbara interaction we deserve:
Look at Koriand'r carrying Babs!!
And both of them praising each other's skills:
Olivia is lucky to have those two - and Donna!- as her teachers.
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"Shipping the two female characters in a (woman-man-woman) love triangle isn't the progressive/feminist move ya'll think it is."
"Yeah exactly I'm looking at you Talia & Selina shippers and Korybabs shippers"
Have you considered
It's not that deep
Mostly people are just having fun with these kinds of ships and in theory, it's a funny way to solve the love triangle for those characters. What it isn't is an agenda and a way to feel good about yourself for "leaving that man behind". It's fun and there's no reason to yuck people's yum when it's not bad in any way. When I see a ship battle going on and I go "what if the girls just kiss each other" it's not me trying to be progressive it's just me not having to pick a side and having fun on the internet. It's really really not deep I hope you get it
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