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[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

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[norwegian-trickster-god]

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

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[the-great-gullon-incident]

Sophie: Dex, hack into their cameras. Dex: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in the lost cities" app. Dex: *taps the screen* Dex: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

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[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Fintan: What’s up? I’m back. Sophie: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Fintan: Death is a social construct.

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[rayniscatstatue]

Fitz: Gatekeep, Girlboss, and what’s the other one again?

Sophie: There isn’t another one, your just crazy

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[crymeariveronceagain]

6 year old Keefe, in tears: HE CALLED ME THE B WORD! 6 year old Tam: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B! Elwin: *chokes on air*

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[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Tam: You people already know too much about me.

Keefe: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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[iliveinyourceiling65]

Kotlc incorrect quotes

Keefe: If Bianca and I were drowning, who would you save? Fitz: You two can’t swim? Bianca: It’s a hypothetical question, Fitz! who would you save? Fitz: my time and effort.

Sophie: Can you please be serious for five minutes?  Keefe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sophie: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Sophie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Fitz: Several traffic violations. Biana: Three counts of resisting arrest. Keefe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dex: Also, that’s not our car.

Keefe: How did none of you hear what I just said?  Biana: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.  Sophie: I got distracted about halfway through.  Tam: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Biana: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Fitz: This is such a bad idea. Keefe: Then why are you coming along? Fitz: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Sophie: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Dex: ... Your what? Sophie: My friends. Fitz: Is she saying “friends”? Keefe: I think She’s being sarcastic. Biana: No, no, no, this is delirium, She’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sophie! All of your friends are in this room. Sophie: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Della: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Fitz: Have everyone stand.  Biana: Bring three more chairs!  Alden: The most important ones can sit down.  Alvar: Kill three

Keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Sophie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Dex: You and me!!! Sophie, tearing up: Okay.

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[drama-llamaaa]

Sophie: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Biana: What the hell!? Sophie: Oh, sorry, my bad. Sophie, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Biana, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

#…anyone up to commit arson with me? #I’ve been having this #Strong urge to set things on fire lately #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #sophie foster #kotlc sophie #biana vacker #kitlc biana #kotlc incorrect quotes

[findmewheretheseameetsthesky]

Sophie : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Keefe: It’s not a joke.

Keefe: *sniffles*

Keefe: I’m a legit snack

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[sparkles-make-anything-better]

Kotlc characters as things I’ve heard at school

Sophie: I don’t have a break until November of next year don’t even

Keefe: Just because m&ms on a bacon bagel LOOKS crazy doesn’t mean it actually tastes bad

Biana: That mannequin head is in her slay era 💅🏻

Dex: I cannot stress this enough, Homer was *not* a Swiftie

Fitz: BRB gonna go cry over something that will never happen

Gisela: 🥺 pick me. Choose me. Commit atrocities with me.

#These are obviously not all of them #But I thought it was funny #No hate to any of the characters lol #Only love #kotlc biana #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #fitz kotlc #keefe sencen #kotlc incorrect quotes #kotlc gisela #kotlc dex #kotlc sophie

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

Sophie: Come on Sandor, trust me- Sandor: With all due respect, Miss Foster, I trust you as far as I can throw you. Sandor: Which is only a few meters. Ro: Well, I trust Blondie as far as I can throw her. And I could throw her way further than you.

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[the-great-gullon-incident]

Keefe: Mama didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a TERRIBLE COMBINATION.

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[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Mr. Forkle: What state do you live in? Sophie: Constant anxiety. Keefe: Denial. Fitz: Perfection. Marella: NEW YORK!

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[rayniscatstatue]

Sophie: Can I punch him?

Keefe: If you do, I’ll punch him too

Fitz: No one is punching anyone

Sophie: But I wanna punch him

Keefe: Let her punch him

Fitz: Such a bummer I’m not letting you punch him, bye I have class

Sophie: Rude

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[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Keefe, throwing a pokeball at Sophie: Sophie, I choose you!

Sophie, not looking up from her book: You need an Ultra Ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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