xiaojun’s eNgLiSh (ot21)
[ nct/wayv group chat ]
mark: guys and gays, is anyone online?
doyoung: it’s 3am but yes hi mark
mark: i have something stupid and funny to share
taeyong: you wrote an autobiography?
jaehyun: i don’t think he’s smart enough for that
taeyong: good point
mark: okay one, fuck you
johnny: woah there sm is gonna ban you again
mark: sHuT uP
ten: who called me
mark: i’m gonna explode- do yall wanna hear the story or not??
taeil: yes please but let me ten’s 3am tea before he slaughters me wait
mark: better get it as i’m typing
jungwoo: just tell us- i didn’t wake up for nothing
johnny: yah spill the tea!
taeil: what’s up with tea being spilt so much, yall wasting a good drink
taeyong: hopefully it’s not being spilt all over my new rug
yuta: we are surrounded by internet fossils
jaehyun: we need to make ‘how to 2020’ for these two
jungwoo: i’ll help!
chenle: i’m in too
jisung: so am i
taeyong: no, you two are not. go back to sleep you’re like 5
jisung: no, i’m 18 and can beat your ass as much as jaehyun can
jungwoo: and i oop-
doyoung: jungwoo no
haechan: hi?? what’s happening
ten: be quiet
ten: i wanna hear the clownery mark came up with this time
haechan: good 3:26am to you too, ten..
mark: thank you
mark: s o,
mark: i was going to the store, to see if they restocked watermelon pizza
johnny: yeah i was with you
ten: ew delete those w-p words
mark: bE qUiEt tALl mAN aND mIdgET
mark: and, there was this chinese guy
taeyong: watch it be someone from wayv and mark’s just too dumb to recognise them
mark: so, he didn’t know how to say “chicken”
yuta: like most non-fluent in english chinese people
taeyong: or it’s lucas
yuta: or it’s lucas.
mark: okay- he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother”
johnny: how did i not witness this
mark: you were in the noodle section to surprise ten
ten: omg what
xiaojun: i-i was the chinese guy-
taeyong: I TOLD YOU ITLL BE SOMEONE IN WAYV
yuta: it wasn’t lucas tho
taeyong: shut up japanese weirdo
yuta: excuse you, cotton candy hair man
jaehyun: shut up for both of you
johnny: xiaojun please tell me or anyone who can speak english to go with you next time
xiaojun: i uh
xiaojun: knewn? english
renjun: yes, knewn.
johnny: hey that was my line
kun: it’s okay you’re doing great sweetie
hendery: i’m sitting right next to kun and he read out his text like a weirdo and-
lucas: like a sugar coated tie??- kun what the heck
xiaojun: i thought you knewn english
lucas: eomma lied he can’t english
kun: neither can you two-
taeyong: i really hope nobody else sees this
winwin: good morning or 3am ig. hi.
jaemin: me and jeno are done with overwatch what’d we miss?
jeno: lots of tea from what i saw in notifications
yangyang: aa i wanna play now
jaemin: tell us what happened i’m too lazy to read
yangyang: yeah sure i was ghosting anyways
Guess Who? | 1 AM
a/n: the guessing game begins for #1 and #2! who do you think they are? #1 could really be anyone, so can #2. also, i forgot if i mentioned this or not in teaser 2, but each person is friends with another skz member! maybe that’ll help you out?
Dazzle Dazzle - Weki Meki.
Weki Meki necesita despegar ya, tiene bastantes chicas talentosas como para que no tengan mayor éxito, es cierto que al principio no me llamó la atención ni el vídeo ni la canción, pero realmente es muy buena y adictiva.
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