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Taehyung: We have a problem.
Yoongi: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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incorrectskzquotes · 1 month
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 2 months
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?
Chan: Three or four.
Minho: Three or four what?
Jisung, nodding: Three or four.
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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str4ykin9s · 1 month
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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here
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thathyperarmystay · 27 days
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Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!
Jisung: *stands up* I will!
Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.
Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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atzftv · 2 months
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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.
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hwangism143 · 1 month
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Seungmin: Motherfucker
Chan: Language
*a few moments later*
Seungmin: Person who engages in socially compromising and biologically reproductive activities with a birth giver
Jeongin: Hyung, I think you broke him
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wishfuldr3aming · 8 months
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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Minho: * blushes *
Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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incorrectskzquotes · 6 months
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Minho: This is a dispatch article. On the home page, there’s a picture of me kissing Jisung by the lake. Chan: Why were you kissing Jisung by the lake? Minho: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 10 months
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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Jeongin: pass the salt
Minho: what’s the magic word?
Jeongin: or else
Minho: that’s my boy
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Chan: You can't move in with Hyunjin.
Felix: Why not?
Chan: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see's you without any makeup?
Felix: l'm not wearing makeup right now.
Chan: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
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