#kravitz taz

[lithiumseven]

#taz #taz gn #taz graphic novel #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #the adventure zone spoilers #taz spoilers #tis i #incorrect quotes #taako taaco #merle highchurch #magnus burnsides #angus mcdonald #kravitz taz #lucretia #lucretia adventure zone #lucretia taz #taakitz #thb

[anistarrose]

I have this TAZ Balance modern AU in my head that I'll never write, but that's okay, because there's literally only two things that you need to know about it:

Kravitz and Barry both have graduate degrees

Barry and Kravitz are not using their graduate degrees even a little bit in their current career, which is running a really shitty, scam-adjacent ghost-busting business out of a garage together

#taz #taz balance #taz balance spoilers #kravitz taz #barry bluejeans #personally i think krav got a degree in something artsy that he knew he didn't have great job prospects in #and just studied for the love of the topic #whereas barry got a masters in an actually semi-employable STEM field #but got so burnt out within the first year of going for a phd that he dropped out not only of his phd program but the field altogether #it's purely up to reader interpretation though. hence not being included in the only two things you need to know

[echosfandoms]

THEM <33333

Just started registering to the adventure zone: Balance again

I haven't even gotten to Kravitz showing up yet, but I made this in excitement of the idea.

I haven't drawn a Taako in a long long time, I wonder if I can find my old art of him somewhere.

#the adventure zone #taz balance #taz taako #taz kravitz #taako from tv #taako fanart #kravitz taz #Im really proud of Taakos pose here #they so alsjdfhdlfjhdas #EchoDoesAFanart #the adventure zone fanart #digital art #digital illustration #digital sketch #taakitz

[soadscrawl]

thinking very hard abt angus mcdonald boy detective on this fine thursday

#my art #the adventure zone #taz balance #angus mcdonald #taako taz #magnus burnsides #barry bluejeans #taz lucretia #taz lup #kravitz taz #carey fangbattle #killian fangbattle #noelle redcheek #uhhhhh i think thats everyone #if not then oops. #maybe someday ill shade the 2nd pic but tbh inwas fighting for my life on it and do not have time rn lol #i hc angus gets a little less put together as a teenager lol #being valedictorian at ur nondescript magic school is hard work be doesnt have time!! #also that studded bracelet and those piercings r def the influence of cool aunt lup

[yardsards]

i've always been team "taakitz adopts angus" and listening to imbalance did not change that (angus would be in his early 20s by then, it makes perfect sense that he's not home right now + empty nest syndrome fits in very well with taako's whole dissatisfaction deal)

what it did do, after seeing how kravitz interacts with taako's friends and family, is enlighten me to the fact that *kravitz* was actually the one to initially propose bringing out the adoption paperwork, rather than taako

#eliot posts #taz #taz imbalance #taakitz #taako taaco #kravitz taz #angus mcdonald #“taako i've been thinking and i think it's time we officially adopt angus” #“adopt angus??? why would we do that!” #“i mean we are basically already his dads. i think the security of making it official would be good for him” #“just because he lives with us doesn't make us his dads. did they not have roommates back in your day‚ bones?” #“okay first of all roommates are usually adults and pay rent. second of all you're literally packing his lunchbox as we speak” #“...well shit. you got me there.”

[thisisnotacreativeusername]

angus, be careful with that!

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#taz #the adventure zone #kravitz #angus mcdonald #kravitz taz #taz balance #taz b #my art #reblogs appreciated #angus loving hours #id in alt

[autisticangus]

#the sexy zone poll #angus.poll #kravitz #kravitz taz #lup #lup taz

[crinkle-cut-pickle-bucket]

Inktober: Day 9- Bounce

Sorry, gotta bounce—I’m sensing a lich’s presence emanating from…your umbrella?

image description:

a greyscale drawing of two figures, pictured waist-up, standing outdoors, backed by a white stone fence and a starry night sky. One figure, Kravitz, is a skeleton in a dark, hooded robe, who is holding a large scythe in his outstretched right hand. Near the scythe, there is a glow of an open portal that is just out of shot. Kravitz’ eyeholes are shaped to express, perhaps regret. His left hand is also outstretched, in the other direction, resting on the shoulder of the second character, Taako. Taako is a light skinned male elf with blonde hair tied up in a bun. He is standing—revealing a side profile—and facing Kravitz, with arms crossed. He is wearing a loose shirt with cut-out sides to reveal an undershirt. There is a bag’s strap hanging from his shoulder. His expression is quietly shocked and blushing. There are stylized indicators emanating from Taako to convey his surprise. Below, and spanning the width of the image, there is a long block of white which contains the following words: “Taako, I’ve had a lovely night. Do you think I’ll be hearing from you again any time soon?” end description.

#inktober2023 #inktober prompts #inktober #inktober challenge #ink drawing #art challenge #taz taako #taz kravitz #taz fanart #taz #the adventure zone #the zone cast #taako adventurezone #taako from tv #taako #kravitz taz

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 5

Propaganda

Gable (Campaign: Skyjacks):

7ft tall silver-haired thembo of a fallen angel. was the literal sword of god until they killed him! reasons slightly unclear but probably sure to forbidden queer love! super caring for their friends. has one friend they have known for hundreds of years who they HATE but are bound to by the red string of fate. their sword is a part of them, they can sheathe it into a tattoo. they start out indistinct at the edges but as they have continued on through the campaign they have become more and more distinct. they became a flaming engine of justice to kill their friends shitheaded older brother who was following him. they have learned enough necromancy to allow other fallen angels to die, even though they typically cannot. they fly giant birds in to battle.

7ft tall beefcake wielding a sword as tall as they are. vengeful sweetheart

Imagine now: a fallen angel with beautiful gray hair and very big muscles. Now imagine them with a 9 ft sword. Now imagine them as a helmsperson of a pirate ship in a flowy deep-v pirate shirt. Now imagine they're dumb as a fucking rock. And finally, imagine that they killed god. Here, you have made Gable Skyjacks: sexiest podcast character of all time.

7ft tall nonbinary/genderfluid thembo fallen angel sky pirate who wields a buster sword. silvergrey hair with black/gold streaks as they regain feathers/memories of before their fall. back is covered in tattoos that hide the scars of their shredded off wings. killed God. toxic exes with lucifer. they are the keeper of several giant war birds who occasionally crave human flesh. they enjoy getting rowdy/smoking rope with their boys. they collect rocks that they think are neat. When anyone admits they are attracted to them, Gable trips over their words and absolutely swaglessly ends up sounding stupider and sexier by the end of the conversation; the will they/won't they and teasing they dish out to these (un?)lucky few is palpable. Sometimes the buster sword is on fire. They are immortal, they are cringe, they are trying to atone because they believe they are the reason the world is ruined.

Okay so aside from all of the above (giant with a matching giant flaming sword, killed god, extreme dumbass), here's some more propaganda for Gable the Godkiller.

They've escaped death multiple times with their partner in... crime? Like literally they were about to be executed in the most brutal way possible and just. Escaped and killed all their captors in the snowy wastelands.

They are the helmsperson of the Uhuru and take this job very seriously and definitely haven't left it to Bowser (you know, like from Mario) multiple times. Can steer that flying ship in horrible weather and still make it to port safely.

Healed an entire fucking hospital by cutting their hair for someone they had the hots for who was also in the hospital. Imagine being on that level of myth making in some random port city because of a hair cut.

Giant bird caretaker and also took the giant birds out on their friend's bachelor party (this was like. his Xth polyamorous marriage at this point btw) and had a fucking blast getting high on some rope and fucking around. They've also flown these birds into combat and looked cool as hell doing it (see: killing their friend's shithead of an older brother in a joust).

Had a relationship with Lucifer the Morning Star before they fell as an angel and killed God. Literally the reason the stars fell was their love for each other. The world would not look the same without Gable and they are, at the very least indirectly responsible for the creation of the Church of the Slain God and everything it represents (fantasy Catholicism).

And also yeah they are regularly tripping over themself and saying very silly things. 10/10 character we love Liz Anderson and Gable in this house

I am seeing people say that this Nicky fellow is basically trans! That's very cool! Gable is actually trans. Pronouns they/them/any presentation whatever they feel like.

Gable held a bachelor party for a BFF where the attendees hunted from their sky birds, wore dresses, and still managed to keep their eyeliner on point!

Gable killed God because he wouldn't let them be queer. They should rightfully crush anyone in their path.

We are finally going up against a character I know. I can confidently say all sexy moments with Gable are much sexier than TAZ's largely off-screen romances. Mod Note: This was written during the poll versus Killian Fangbattle.

Nicky Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

One armed half-demon man with a sword (also a Dedicated, Involved, Loving Father). (Specifically campaign 2, where he is an adult)

Transmasc bisexual (or at least so widely accepted as such it's basically canon) dilf half-demon let's start with the basics

And by half-demon I mean the literal prince of Hell

But also simultaneously is Saint Nicolas get you a man who can do both specifically this man

Missing an arm cause his ex-friends tragically betrayed him and shot it off but he doesn't need two arms to show you a good time wink wink ;)

The betrayal in question forced him to be seperated from his also hot milf voice actress wife and their son which is sad but in like a way that makes him sexier

Uses his one hand to wield a flaming katana that he used to rescue his son from the FBI

Protects his family with his life very literally which is hot as hell

Big himbo energy couldn't come up with a good plan if he used 100% of his brain

When he does fail at things it's pretty cute honestly

Definitely played a variety of musical instruments before the whole arm thing happened! Maybe he still does idk he's a sexy mystery

2 in 1 deal! This man was born from the merging of two timelines! Kinda sick!!! Also two dads = twice the daddy issues

You'd think the whole being forcibly split from his family thing would mean he isn't very close with his son but nope! His son adores him! They get along great!!!

His mom is simultaneously alive and dead

His mom bagged fucking two different dudes (one of whom FOUND HER DEAD in a different timeline, both of which are demons)

HIS MOMS NAME IS MORGAN FREEMAN, HIS DAD’S NAME IS GLENN CLOSE, AND HIS OTHER DAD’S NAME IS JODIE FOSTER, AND HIS GREAT SOMETHING GRANDFATHER’S NAME IS MERYL STREEP

HIS SONS NAME IS TAYLOR SWIFT

Lifelong pot smoker 👍 (plus drug flower user!!)

CANONICALLY BOTH A POLO WEARER (and yes, has all the stereotypes of that attached with it — a nerd, which is hot) AND A LEATHER JACKET WEARER (which also has all the stereotypes attached with it — a rebel dude person, which is also hot) [<- all widely accepted as canon by the fandom even as he’s older]

A part of the SECOND BIGGEST ship of season two, (Nark) despite the two characters only having one-two canon interactions (one of which JUST happened last episode)

Man’s a himbo what’s hotter than that

So many fucking names. You try to tag him in anything and he takes up half the space. That’s probably hot. For someone out there

This was already mentioned but so very very trans. Like. It’s basically canon

Rock and roll(er)

Joined a group of thieves called the watermice when he was like 13

for a few minutes had a guitar called the Battle Axe of Hatred

definitely had an frienimies with benefits relationship with his childhood friend Lark (sorry ppl that don’t ship nark lol) (it’s canon after ep 44 hah)

I feel like the audio of the entire Nick-breaking-into-the-FBI scene should be propaganda, but I'm copying select bits from the transcript:

Anthony: Yeah, it kind of echoes up through the vent, like the beginning of Metal Gear Solid. You hear a voice that strikes you as ever so slightly familiar, Taylor. Saying—  ??: [a deep voice] [echoing in the vent] Where is he?  Anthony: You hear—  Will: Uh-oh, he’s hot.  Anthony: —a bunch of shouting voices.  [giggles]  Beth: Uh-oh! Anthony: You hear a bunch of shouting voices and people shouting for him to get down on the ground to turn off his flame. To fucking get his hands behind his back. You hear this rhythmic stepping forward— because his footsteps don't sound like anybody else's because it's almost like… y’know when you toss a little bit of water onto a really hot pan and it just sizzles like that? It's like every footstep he's taking, you can hear that— Freddie: Cool  Anthony: — and you can feel some of that heat coming up in this vent, even though you can't see him at this point. And he goes—  ??: [echoing] Where. Is. My. Boy? Anthony: You hear the FBI agent—the FBI in quotation marks agent—in the back going like—  Agent: [echoing] He's safe for now. If you want to go ahead and make sure that he stays that way, you feel free to go ahead and step inside the suite that we've prepared for you, my boy. Anthony: And you hear the hot guy voice saying—  [chuckles]  The Hot Guy: [echoing] I don't think that's going to happen.

...

[a powerful rush of air builds] Anthony: You hear—  [gunfire, and the air rush culminates in a burst of flame; from underneath the fire, metal music starts playing] Anthony: —plumes of flame exploding.  [a person’s pained shout, gunfire and bursts of flame continue]  Anthony: You can feel the heat radiating through this metal vent and it's actually beginning to hurt and burn your hands.

...

Anthony: And you hear blood—  [sizzling]  Anthony: —hitting the fucking ground and you hear sizzling and things boiling and burning. Taylor: That could just be coffee! That could just be coffee. Link, let's go. Anthony: And you are getting closer and closer to the elevator. And you hear that same hot voice say—  The Hot Guy: [echoing] Where the hell is Taylor?

Gable and Nicky Together:

We are on a joint ticket now! This is a truly unbeatable combo. Not even god can nerf it because Gable killed him. Vote for us. Nicky Close will watch your stuff and play with your cats while Gable gives you the night of your life.

Gable and Nicky can literally be yuor angle or ur bevil.

Kravitz (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Grim Reaper. So hot he managed to date Taako from TV

gotta be krav

Art of Gable and Nicky from @slightlyhopefulromantic.

#Round 5 #Gable #Gable Skyjacks #Nicky Close #Kravitz #Kravitz TAZ #Campaign #Campaign Podcast #Campaign: Skyjacks #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies #The Adventure Zone #TAZ Balance

[burnpyygmalion]

raahgggg the grim reaperrrrrrrr

#the adventure zone #kravitz taz #taako #taz #taz balance #my art #i should re listen soon

[geodebiome]

the MOST annoying couple ever to invite to your halloween party. only people they talk to is each other and its 99% flirting- yeah this is taakitz dressed as gomez and morticia, keep up

had to draw something for halloween and this is the first- and also BEST one i could think of

#the adventure zone #taz balance #taakitz #kravitz taz #taako #taako taz #halloween #taz #taako x kravitz #the addams family #my art #the drawn on moustache good god. this is so funny to me i hope yall agree xoxo #the adventure zone balance

[anistarrose]

kravitz is the type of guy to very seriously believe in the four temperaments (sanguine, choleric, melancholic, phlegmatic) instead of mbti or even astrology or whatever, and taako is the type of guy to pronounce "sanguine" like "linguine" to fuck with him

#taz #taz balance #kravitz taz #taako taaco #taakitz

[stroobae]

tfw he turns into his reaper form 😩🤤

#my art #taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #taako #kravitz taz #kravitz #taakitz #oh no hes hot!!!

[entguarde]

5C for the expression meme if still playing. Any character, Artists choice.

You know he made this face when Taako ate Merle’s crystallized arm

[ID: a colored digital sketch of Kravitz from The Adventure Zone in a limited palette of black, purple, pink and white.

He’s a Black elf man with braided cornrows and a bun, faded sides and a small goatee. He’s wearing a black cloak with a crooked hood, like that of most interpretations of the grim reaper.

He’s staring blankly ahead with a deeply perturbed and almost offended expression, his eyes are wide and he’s grimacing. The background is pink. End ID]

#ent’s art #asked and answered #the adventure zone #taz balance #crystal kingdom #kravitz taz #taz kravitz #”YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED UP”

[yardsards]

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #kravitz #kravitz taz #taakitz #i personally lean more towards orchestra conductor but the train concept is Very Good in its own way #i once saw the hilarious headcanon that kravitz meant train conductor but taako assumed he meant orchestra conductor #and started taking him to orchestral concerts and whatnot #and kravits just kinda assumed taako was really into music #and the whole time both are just like ''i don't really enjoy this music but i'll act like i do for my boyfriend's sake'' #also there's the very funny scenario of like #kravitz being A Train Guy meanwhile after the rockport thing taako possibly hates trains almost as much as he hates elevators

[jocasta-nightstrider]

You ever think about how Kravitz Nightstrider, The Grim Reaper and Hunter of The Risen Dead, and his paramour Jocasta Nightstrider, once one of the Seven Saviours of the Universe turned Fate-Defying Warrior, sound like they would be such cool fucking characters.

And then you listen to the series and they're both absolute fucking dorks who use dumb stupid fake accents that they're both really into for the other person and they bicker about doing the dishes and they have a fluffy little pomeranian together and they fell in love over tentacle hentai and drunk pottery class and have been happily together for over 10 years as of the sequel. And they're one of the best fictional couples in existence also

#taakitz #<- tagging because there's no popular tag for them that doesn't use Jocasta's deadname sadly :( #jocasta nightstrider #kravitz nightstrider #taz #taz balance #the adventure zone balance #the adventure zone #the zone of adventure imbalance #the adventure zone imbalance #taz imbalance #the zone of adventure #jocasta taz #taz jocasta #kravitz taz #taz kravitz #kravitz