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fever-dreamer97 · 8 months
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Bakugo, sounding bored af: Welcome to Cappy’s Diner, how can we help you?
Robber, pulls a gun on him: Give me the money!
Bakugo: Pfft, what is that, a 32?
Robber: I-I said give me the money!
Bakugo: Or what, you’re gonna shoot me?
Robber: Yes if you don’t give me the money, you fu*king brat!
Bakugo: You know what, asshat?! Go ahead and shoot! Life honestly can’t get any worse than this, so pull the damn trigger! Pull it!
Robber, pulls the trigger and misses Bakugo:
Bakugo: SON OF A BITCH! *throws a metal pan into the robber’s head*
Robber, falls to the floor: AH!
Bakugo, jumps the counter and starts beating the guy up with a metal frier basket: PIECE OF SHIT! ASSHAT WITH DIRTY-ASS CLOTHES! YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU, YOU SACK OF WASTE!
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BNHA Characters x Quotes from my friendgroup
“It’s just me, my pretty face, and my two brain cells against the world.” -Uraraka
 
“Stop making fun of me accurately!” -Midoriya, to Bakugo
 
Kirishima, about to have another emo phase: “I’m gonna become the darkness.”
Bakugo: “You’re the sunshine, shut up.”
 
“I drank 800 milligrams of caffeine yesterday but I didn’t see God because that bastard’s too scared of me.” -Aizawa
 
“What if - and here’s a concept - I vibe checked myself.” *punches self in face* “Okay, that didn’t work.” -Kaminari
 
“I’ve u’d my last wu” -Shinsou
 
“Life is a highway and I’m the dead possum you pass going 80 miles an hour” -Todoroki
 
“I’m gonna be so mad if no one responds to my deez nuts joke in the family group chat” -Mina, texting the Bakusquad
 
Todoroki: “Are you that offended at being compared to me?”
Bakugo: “Yes.”
 
“For the fast and easy price of free and right now, you can shut the fuck up.” -Jirou
 
“I am on the struggle bus and I can’t get off” -Rody, for the entirety of World Heroes Mission
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inoxske · 1 year
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Bakugo, doing an interview as a pro-hero: What the fuck is smash or pass
Interviewer: So basically, ill show a pic of your friends and you'll tell me if you'd have sex with them basically
Bakugo: ... okay
Interviewer: *picture of midoriya*
Bakugo: pass
*picture of denki*
Bakugo: Pass
*picture of sero*
Bakugo: pass
"picture of minet-*
Bakugo: PAss.
*picture of mina*
Bakugo: pass.
*Picture of Kirishima*
Bakugo: ... What do I say when I would have sex with them?
Interviewer, laughing: You would say Smash
Bakugo: Okay, Smash. Detroit smash this bitch-
Kirishima, watching tv at a bar with Denki and Deku: ... Nah, hes just being silly
Denki and Midoriya: NO HES NOT!
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squad-of-idiots · 1 year
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Kirishima, absolutely lovestruck: bakugou called me an idiot today~
Fatgum: ...and this is considered romantic?-
Tetsu: nah his ass is just whipped
Amajiki in the back: he could've liked ANY one else...
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incorrectkirideku · 9 months
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Kirishima: I told mido his ears flush when he lies.
Bakugou: why the fuck would you tell him that?
Kirishima: Just Watch
Kirishima: hey mido! Do you love us 🥰
Midoriya: [covering his ears] NO!
Bakugou: ....
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*At a Thrift Store*
Kirishima: Okay, remember the rules - we each pick out an outfit for the other to wear on our dinner date later tonight!
Bakugo: I know the rules, shitty hair! I'm not an idiot. *eye roll*
Kirishima: Then let's do it! We have 15 minutes to choose the outfits, then we'll exchange in the changing room.
*15 Minutes later in the dressing room*
Bakugo: *Putting on the outfit Kirishima picked out for him*
Bakugo: You've got to be kidding me.
Bakugo's thrifted outfit consists of black skinny jeans and an extra large t-shirt that says "Eye of The Tiger" on it in a ridiculous 80s vaporwave font. There is also a patterned fedora.
Kirishima: *Dawning the outfit Bakugo picked out for him*
Kirishima: Oh man - I love it!
Kirishima's thrifted outfit is a bright red cropped shirt with a design on it that makes the wearer look like they are a red Crayola crayon. He had has high waisted flair jeans on over dark cowboy boots.
Kirishima: Kats...you know me so well!
Bakugo: *smiling despite the awful outfit Kirishima picked out for him*
Bakugo: Eijiro, you're a dumbass.
Kirishima: I love you, too.
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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bakugo: so. kirishima: bakugo: i may or may not have feelings for deku. kirishima: duh. bakugo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DUH'?! kirishima: you spend every second of your free time angrily talking about your childhood friend. bakugo: kirishima: that sounds pretty gay if you ask me.
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writersmorgue · 9 months
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Brothers in farms
Thanks anon!!
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definetelysaidatua · 1 year
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Kirishima: how do you feel about children?
Bakugou: eh, they’re okay, I guess. If I saw one, I wouldn’t swing a baseball bat at it
Kirishima: WHAT?! Why would you swing a baseball bat at a child?!
Bakugou: pay attention, idiot, I just said I wouldn’t
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jus-let-me-read · 1 year
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Jirou: Genuine question, what do you see in him?
Kirishima, smiling: Well, I love how passionate he is
Jirou: ...yeah, he's real passionate
Meanwhile Bakugou is yelling "die" trying to strike Deku
Kirishima, sighing: He's so cool.
Jirou: What the heck are you seeing?! Are we watching the same fight?!
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ladytrish17 · 2 years
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Kirishima: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives
Bakugo: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Kirishima:
Kirishima: I want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives
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fever-dreamer97 · 9 months
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Bakugo: I want to defend Kirishima on his grades, but the idiot doesn’t even understand chicken broth.
Kirishima, walks in the kitchen: Do I smell meat tea?!
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berrysblueheart · 2 years
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Kaminari: What do you like about Bakugou the most, his ass or his tits?
Kirishima: What the hell, man? I fell for him because of his manly spirit, his fiery personality, his unwavering strength! That’s what matters!
Kaminari:
Kaminari: Soooo. His tits?
Kirishima: His ass, dude.
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inoxske · 11 months
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bakugo: DIE VERMIN DIE
kirishima: dude, i dont know if i wanna play frisbee anymore
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squad-of-idiots · 1 year
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Bakugou: if i see another damn person with this dynamy shit i'll fucking lose it
Kirishima:
Kirishima: *slowly walks out of the room to hide all his dynamy merch in the closet including the shirt he was currently wearing*
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incorrectacademia · 2 years
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Kirishima: Violence isn't the answer.
Bakugo: You’re right.
Kirishima: *sighs in relief*
Bakugo: Violence is the question.
Kirishima: What?
Bakugo, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Kirishima, running after him: NO-
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