#kris talks

[kriskrass]

something something slimecicle and mariana went apart on good terms six months ago. yeah sure, there was some snark thrown at mariana from slime but whatever. they had a nice conversation (and sex) and there were no serious ill feelings. then mariana left and slime was all alone again. so he antagonized mariana for not being there, for killing their daughter (it was an accident, he knows it was an accident but it is so much easier to stick the blame on a single person rather than the universe). he antagonized mariana so much, that he was actually willing to kill him. after six months of not seeing each other, six months without help, he was actually willing to kill mariana. he tricked mariana into meeting him and as soon as he saw him again all of those feelings vanished. no more desire to kill, nothing. he was left alone for so long, antagonized mariana for so long that he forgot how much he loved him and how much he missed him and how much they actually mean to each other. or something like that

#i am. unwell #kris talks #slimeriana #qsmp #delete later #just need to get this out of my system

[thepigeoning]

I'm doing an astarion romance for my first bg3 run for both the meme and the white haired elf obsession but at the same time I want Halsin to snap my spine so badly I'm

#bg3 #kris talks #astarion #halsin

[krispytm]

I'm so glad Phoenix's ancestor, Ryunosuke Naruhodo, turned out to be more pathetic and gay coded than I hoped. Just finished the first case of Adventures with a friend.

I sure hope nothing bad happens (knows something will because it's an Ace Attorney game)

#ace attorney #the great ace attorney #tgaa #tgaa ryunosuke #ryunosuke naruhodo #kris talks

[kris-the-yan]

Started SMB2

So apparently the levels (he referrs to as mazes) were created by Dr. Bad-Boon???

#kris talks #super monkey ball

[kristinhateslife]

Why do people get mad that their asks don't get answered

Like start ur own ask blog and you'll figure out very quickly lolol

227 asks... 227

#kris talks

[krisiverse]

new ask game: if the person you reblogged this from had their own cup of own-flavored tea, what would it taste like to you?

#feel free to reblog even if u dont know me. it will be an empty cup <3 #deltarune #kris talks

[poke-trainer-kris]

hello all! just so you know, for anyone in kalos during the Exposition Universelle de Kalos, i've signed up to have a small sketching booth. for a small fee, i'll be doing sketches of anyone that stops by! please, try to come find me if you want a sketch of you and/or your pokémon :o)

// hi! i wanted to do a little something special for the kalos world's fair and figured art would be the best thing! i'll be doing free sketches of anyone that wants one that will be attending the event, so just let me know in the event discord or DM me here if you want one :o) reblogs and shares are very much appreciated, i want everyone to have some art that wants some! it's what i do best

#kris talks #pokemon #pokemon rp #pokemon irl #exposition universelle de kalos

[kyanitegem]

Tumblr this is the third time ive seen a blazed post about hockey by the same person

This cant be a coincidence

#kris talks

[kyanitegemverse]

Why does the cheese not get enough sleep? Is it her and/or society’s fault?

I suppose its a little of column A and a little of Column B and a dose of the secret column C

Column A:

Colby does just generally have a really hard time quieting her mind down enough to allow herself to rest. Thoughts have always just raced through their mind nonstop

it also just in general takes them way longer than your average person to fall asleep because of it

its the ADHD. just straight up both of the previous points are direct results of ADHD

Column B:

the body's circadian rhythm can be disrupted by many things. One of those is travel throwing you out of the rhythm you're used to. yknow, jet lag! Now that would also subject the others of the skeld crew to this as well given the nature of their job.

Prior to the constant travel though, I'd like to imagine that Mnemosyne, the colony on Titan that Colby is from, is one of the older settlements of the sol system, and thus perhaps does not have some things that other places do. such as perhaps a lack of a simulated day/night cycle and instead simply dimming the lights during 'night hours' as the closest thing to that. (yknow like how they do on ISS)

That being said the orbital period of Titan around Saturn is a grand total of 16 days, and then Saturns orbital period is 29 years which is an entertaining coincidence with Colby's age but im getting off topic. something something no day/night simulation and no seasonal simulation either just seems like a recipe for sleep issues with the general populous.

The Secret Column C

Her parasite is fucking hungry 24/7 and is not above disturbing its hosts sleep if it needs to consume nutrients to keep the two of them alive

i'd imagine having another living entity sharing your body puts said body under a considerable amount of stressors and stress is also something that can cause insomnia.

Basically Colby is a walking sleep issue for herself at all times and its a miracle she gets any sleep at all

above all im truly the one to blame for her sleep issues. Im the one who gave them to her after all

#asks #colby harlech #kris talks #original character

[krirebr]

Hello friends! Just a quick heads up that I'd rather not be sent porn gifs without at least asking me first. This is a gentle reminder that I am very ace, and while I occasionally enjoy writing smut and I often enjoy reading it, I don’t generally like watching it.

Also! Everyone, ace or allo or whatever, has different boundaries, sensitivities, and limits, so unless you know the person and their boundaries really well, it's probably always a good idea to ask first or at least give a heads up as to what the link contains.

I so appreciate any and all enthusiasm for my stories!! And I'm so happy you’re all here! Love and thanks for respecting this boundary. 💜💜💜

#kris talks #personal boundaries

[kriskrass]

he's actually lost it

#kris talks #slimecicle #qsmp #liveblog

[twizzlers-disliker]

also ive been listening to stomach book’s self titled album on loop every hour of every day for like maybe a week but im bad with time

#stomach book #i love stomach book #i live stomach book #stomach #book #book stomach #no #what #kris talks #even through the pain animals cannot change #dance with the skeletons and float away #echoes theough the trees hear their voices singing

[krispytm]

I went on Twitter to look for AsoBaro fanart to share bc yeah and there was so much hate. Bro, wtf, I never saw anything like that on Tumblr 😭😭

#asobaro #dgs #tgaa #wgat the fuck #kris talks #like it was such visceral hate bc they're shipping Barok with a Japanese man #My brother in Christ Barok can have a little character development and therapy to grow as a better man as a fuckibg treat #like you can dislike a ship!! but these people legit COMPLAINED about it on some GORGEOUS art posts #i actually got really depressed seeing it

[kris-the-yan]

SILLY IDEA‼️

YanYan pulling all-nighters and then in the middle of the night she starts having hallucinations (they are scary for her)

#kris talks #super monkey ball #yanyan

[thepigeoning]

The cat distribution system has hit me like a freight train

#lord give me strength #shes so cute and affectionate but im worried she may have some health issues #she very roly poly so her bum is a bit yucky and inflammed #taking her to a shelter to see if she has a chip since the vet clinic is closed sundays #kris talks

[authoressofdarkness]

Hey y'all! So after much thought I am having trouble sustaining my triumphant return on my own 🙈 I am in DIRE need of a beta reader or two for my growing laundry list of fics. If you're into / okay with reading any of the variations of Starker that I write and have the time to be up to date on the stories you'd be interested in helping with, I could definitely use some people to toss ideas around with! I'm more looking for people to help me with plot and character things than my writing itself although constructive critique is also always appreciated! Specifically at this time I could use another set of eyes on Angel, Guide Me Safely to Shore, and The Death of Me, but who knows what else will arise! If this interests you please feel free to shoot me a message! 😘

#peter parker x tony stark #starker #ironspider #kris talks #my writing #beta reader #writing advice