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anartisticdreamer0 · 9 months
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mans has a whole harem but he makes his wife canon and the goddess of death. phil you lovable fool.
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theminecraftloser · 2 years
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Hey dsmp fans,
Not complaining cause I love her but why is Kristen the Godess of Death? Like was if lore related? Did Phil say something? Did we just pull it out our butts like half the things we do?
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stars-in-a-jam-jar · 5 days
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I don't think Buddy asks Helio any questions.
Kristen asked 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' because she believed in all the good things she was taught, but noticed the strange disconnect between the world as it was and the world as it was taught to her. So she thought, surely, if I can't come up with the answer, Helio will have it. And she hates him for dodging her question.
Buddy is far more deluded than Kristen ever was. And he is far, far angrier inside as a result, even if he deliberately conceals this fact from himself to protect himself from the inevitable mental breakdown this would cause. Buddy is not as altruistic and giving and caring as Kristen is. He wouldn't question why he was betrayed or dig into a question like 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' Those aren't the answers he needs, because of course he'd be betrayed by someone outside the church, that makes perfect sense. Of course bad things happen to good people, we simply live in a fallen world.
Or, well. He used to live in a fallen world. Now he's dead here. In Helio's divine domain.
I think Buddy, as he wanders through fields of corn to the big farmhouse where Helio is chilling out, privately thinks about the fact that Kristen Applebees' horrified expression was the last thing he ever saw before a sharp pain in his throat. I think Buddy assumes Helio knows he's thinking this and apologizes for bringing thoughts like that into paradise. I think he thanks Helio for recognizing his devotion and bringing him here once he died and dutifully deceives himself about his own rising emotions at contending with the fact that he's dead now.
After all, he was raised to die. He was raised to want to die.
To want to be here with his god whenever it was he called Buddy to him. So he doesn't feel upset, no, of course not. He's just a little surprised at how sudden it was. (How completely random. How unceremonious and unfair.) He's a little bit worried how his grandparents would react to the news is all. (He cracks a joke that maybe he'll see them here shortly after they do get the news. He doesn't laugh at it.) He had his own plans for how he'd spread the good word in life, but of course, Helio had other plans. (Nothing Buddy ever wanted really mattered. He knew that, he knew the will of Helio was the real thing that mattered, and everything else was just a small list of preapproved extracurriculars in the syllabus of his life.)
He can't be upset about this.
He shouldn't be upset about this.
This is his reward.
This place and these people and this god are his reward for a life of service and devotion and walking in the light.
It's not his place to be upset about his own reward. Kristen got upset when she went to heaven, when she met Helio, and look where that got her.
Look... look where that got her.
He thinks he hates her. For looking at him like that. All the ways she looked at him. Like he was something pitiful and contemptible. Someone she needed to threaten away from her little brother. Someone she has to double and triple check if he's going to revive her when he's under magical oath to do just that or lose his connection to a divinity she threw away after being chosen.
And then. In that last moment, she looked at him and he saw grief and horror and caring. Like his death was awful and unfair and tragic.
And he thinks maybe he hates her for that. For challenging him every conversation they had and looking at him like she knew something he didn't. Like she was above him. Like killing your own god twice in life is a preferable fate to living for the promise of eternal sunlight and cornbread in death. A promise which was kept to him.
Kristen was promised to Helio, too.
And he can't unsee her face. He can't move along and focus on what truly matters (Helio, the church, spreading the word, doling out divine punishment when needed) because he's reached the end. There is nothing left. Only this bright sunny cornfield and a god who... is nice. And who cares about him, personally. He got Buddy's name wrong the first and only time they held audience.
He thinks he hates Kristen, and he hates that that hatred isn't immediately squashed out of his soul just by being here. In paradise. Where he belongs. Where every follower of Helio belongs. Where he never has to have anyone look at him the way Kristen did ever again.
I don't think Buddy Dawn asks Helio any questions. Because how do you ask the god you devoted every waking minute of your life to, 'Why do I hate it here? Why does this feel like hell?'
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that-sweet-jester · 1 year
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It's Her.
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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Phil: I'm just- I'm just living my life on my little like, beach house, Bad! Why are they picking fights with an old man just sitting at his fckin'– his fisherman's house, man!
Bad: I don't know! [Laughs] I don't know!
Phil: I'm just like- I'm in retirement!
Bad: They're just- they're just out for blood– maybe you're right! Maybe they are just bored.
Phil: I'm retired! I'm literally retired, on my beach house and they're picking fights.
Bad: I know, it's crazy, it's crazy. But it's awesome too, think about it– a war! A war, Philza!
Phil: [Sighs] I'm so tired of those, I've seen too many of them, dude. So many.
Bad: [Laughs] Nah, I feel ya. I feel ya. Have you met Mr. Reaper yet?
Phil: [Overlapping with Bad's question] Anyway, how- how are you, by the way? I heard you died.
Bad: Mm, yeah, no I did. Um...
Phil: How was that?
Bad: Fun.
Phil: Yeah?
Bad: It was... an experience. I mean, it's not the first time, but... you know how it goes.
Phil: I do, yeah. I do.
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sictransitgloriamvndi · 5 months
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okaioh · 6 months
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something about q!phil letting Kristin, the goddess of death, posses his body to be able to say hi and meet everyone on the server on the day of the year where the dead can mingle with the living idk I'm insane
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glowsticcc · 8 months
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Oh-oh, close your weary eyes I promise you that soon the autumn comes To darken fading summer skies Breathe, breathe, breathe
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shmuzzieheart · 3 months
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I was bored so I gave death family pokemon teams.
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katebeckets · 6 months
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October 30, 2003 - Idina Menzel to Kristin Chenoweth on the opening night of Wicked
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missycolorful · 1 year
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Also, while Kristin doesn't do that much lore, whenever she does, she kills it. Her voice when she said, "You made the End Portal [...] ... a table??" She sounded like she wanted to strangle her stupid husband, and I love her for it.
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nomsfaultau · 4 months
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You’d think Philza surviving centuries on a single life is because he knows the dark secrets of immortality or won a deal with the devil or something. But no. He’s just playing really really hard to get with Kristin. This is how they flirt.
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sherpaherp · 8 months
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I hope one day we get to see Q!Phil get possessed by Kristin
I remember on DSMP when C!Phil summoned Kristin and she got his body so drunk that he woke up in the L'manberg crater with a massive hangover and no idea how he even got there
I really wanna see what shenanigans She would get up to on Quesadilla Island
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that-sweet-jester · 2 years
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her hat is getting bigger and bigger each time I draw her
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Out of character, Etoiles recognizes Kristin's laugh because he heard it so much at Twitchcon Paris.
In character, he recognizes her voice because Lady Death is never too far away, especially during battle, and Etoiles can always hear her delighted laughter as he's tearing through enemies.
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redmaple-goblin · 7 months
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Just a guy, his wife, and his boyfriend
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