Helmut Newton, Kristin Bell sitting on TV Set, 1976
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I know it's silly, but I can't get the idea of Philza introducing his crow flock to people like.
Philza: yeah I've had them put looking for the eggs which is why you havent seen them for a bit. Not that they found anything useful either. Mostly they just steal shiny shit from their favourite man around the island to make me talk to them.
Other: what.
Philza: yeah wild right? And you see those ones fighting? The one with the gold heart thinks I should kiss Forever, the one with the gapple is saying I should fuck Etoiles, that one over there is saying Fit, the screaming one is reminding them of Missa, the confused one on team BadBoyHalo. It's a pretty small team, but they have spirit. Pretty sure some of them might actually be spirits but we run on a policy of if you look like a crow and squark like a crow we don't ask questions.
Other: and the laughing one?
Philza: oh she's speaking on behalf of my wife.
Other: you can talk to people off the island?! Wait your wife?!
Philza: yeah, but all she ever does is laugh and tell me to "have fun" and "just do it" and make out with all the men on the island. So the Feds overlook it.
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Grenier: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Simon Gutmunsson” 🥀😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯🤣
Emma: yeah whatever. I've smoked this strain before.
5 minutes later: dude it turns out Simon and countless others have seen the videos of the most traumatic thing to ever happen to me and i think the college killer wants me personally and i feel weirdly sad about the idea of letting Simon die also my therapist is in the hospital and i might be bisexual
Her buddy Travis pacing: Kristin is hiding something from us
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