Ishikawa: Can I bother you for a second?
Yoshii: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Or run a mile at noon against your will, nearly die, have to become the hero of a fantasy series also against your will, live through the destruction of the universe, recreate the universe, and then go about your day
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When I'm old I want to be like Sylvie KeysToTheKingdom. I invite a young girl into my home because she seems in danger, she's all "notimetotalkmagicalapocalypsepandemiciscausedbyademonfromanotherworld" and I'm like, sure, ok, why not, I'm an old woman with nothing going on and I've always wanted an excuse to act as unhinged as I can
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i just spent sooooo long looking for my reading glasses bc we have multiple pairs of glasses and two of them are long distance but slightly different prescriptions (one is Z's prescription, the other is mine) and i did find them But i also found my copies of my special interest book series and i <33333
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KttK AU: Just going to wing it here.
Perhaps the MLA, being convinced that the Heartless are the product of one villain’s quirk, (like most people are at first), start trying to capture and experiment on Heartless with the goal of tracking down whoever is creating them.
After all, creating so many thousands of expendable minions with seemingly no range limit? That’s an incredibly powerful Metahuman ability. Surely, someone with such power belongs with the Meta Liberation Army!
Now that sounds exactly like their level of stupid, considering their plans for Twice in canon.
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Kyousuke: Hey, Nomura-kun, can we stay with you for a while?
Nomura: All of you?
Nomura: Why?
Kyousuke: Ishikawa-kun was playing with a Ouija board and cursed the whole boarding house.
Ishikawa: Okay, but Kayo-san wasn't any help. She doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she just kept throwing salt at them and yelling, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU!?"
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Keys to the Kingdom Is Out
Keys to the Kingdom is officially out of the running for best childhood book. It is a lesser known series, but there was still support for it, and I highly recommend any readers give it a go.
A quick summary: When Arthur Penhaligon had an asthma attack at school, he should've died. However when a mysterious man gives him a clock's minute hand, something he calls a key, he is saved. Arthur soon finds himself in the House, a place at the center of the universe made by the Architect. It is up to him to collect the seven keys and fulfill the Architect's Will or there will be disastrous consequences for his own world.
Buy Keys to the Kingdom here: SecondSale, Thriftbooks
Most of Keys to the Kingdom is available on the Internet Archive, and there are probably copies at your local library!
Unfortunately, the KttK fandom is pretty dead. I searched around for some stuff, and I couldn't find much. I know I've done a review here, but I can't seem to find anyone who exclusively posts KttK. Also, unfortunately, the tag is filled with pretty much exclusively Kingdom Hearts and Christian stuff. So, instead, here are some other books by Garth Nix:
Sabriel
The Left-Handed Booksellers of London
The Fall
A Confusion of Princes
Frogkisser!
Angel Mage
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Guys merry Christmas I got cool stuff today.
So I waited a while, seeing if the Stampy YouTooz would come to my doorstep. Like I waited for months for my Chadtronic YouTooz to come. As it turns out, my dad did get the Stampy YouTooz and wrapped it up in a present for me to open later on Christmas day.
So now I got merch from my 3 favorite YouTubers! Ironically HappyDays got merch (in Teespring) that's always available unlike YouTooz. That Stacey mug is just too cute
I also got the American Scholastic editions of the Keys to the Kingdom series from Garth Nix. I specified it to be hardcover, and it was the only one on stock, but for some reason it came as paperback. Idk why, but I'm so happy to get those old Scholastic versions anyway. I hope I can find good HD covers of those editions online, too, for future drawings.
Also I got Calamity merch (Autumn stickers from Youpads) a while ago, but I decided to use it today since I was rearranging my bookshelf upon getting my new KttK books.
Three bros, 2 are spooky themed, one's getting screamed at by evangelical 90's parents and Twitter users
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Oooh, I'm gonna have to come up with someone to play the part of the Old One in the Keys to the Kingdom AU.
The Old One was given punishment to have his liver taken/eyes plucked out every 12 hours for all of eternity for interfering in the Secondary Realms (the world outside of the House, i.e. the world we live in). The Architect is the one who punished him, for she created the House and the Secondary Realms.
In the TSP/KttK crossover AU, the Architect is the Author. The Old One... Gonna have to think on that. 🤔
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