oops its 2am and im making another one of these
no clue what im gonna do with it probably give it to the first person willing to throw 20 bucks at me when its done lmao
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I can’t believe hbomberguy Kung Pow Penised three people in just a little under four hours
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Tumblr users this past few months have truly been through it all. Horse plinko, blorbo, live slug reaction, ps5, KPP return, tiktok refugees, tumblr blaze, horrific ads, shortened posts (rip colour of the sky), gay pirate show, superwholock 2.0, taika waititi, elon musk buying twitter, twitter refugees, bi misha, closeted straight misha, heartstopper, shortening notes, prev tags, its been wild
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tumblr blaze is revolutionary... i've never seen so many successful kung pow penises in so short a time. they're just handing chum (bad takes and catholicposting) to the sharks (kung pow penis squadrons) on a silver platter. the post is personally delivered to your dash and all you have to do is check the reblogs to see a kung pow penis maneuver already underway. this truly is a tumblr revival
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Krypton
Uranium
Neon
Germanium
Phosphorus
Oxygen
Wtungsten
Palladium
Einsteinium
Nitrogen
Iodine
Selenium
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Coward got kung-pow-penis'd and turned off reblogs lmao. Fucking loser.
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@sirona-ryan it's cute how you thought making this post unrebloggable would keep you from being publically shamed.
Anyway
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My take every see this Tweet. I'm shocked no one has done it yet. It was really tough figuring out what to EXCLUDE from the meme since there's so much shit that goes on here. It's a hellsite, but it's my hellsite.
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Me posting this for fun knowing not many people will see it:
Me seeing this post, one of MY posts, for the first time getting 100+ notes…
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What happened to kung pow penis you kids used to love kung pow penis
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BONUS ROUND TWO POLL TWO
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archiving the kung pow penis matt deleted
y'all are doing god's work
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Maybe tommy being on tumblr won’t be all that bad
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I was struck with the sudden realization that Kung Pow Penis has the exact cadence of a Thu'um so I found a tool online and made this
(I used the transcriber here https://www.thuum.org/learn/grammar/alphabet.php#3)
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THEY CANNOT EVEN "KUNG POW PENIS" YOU MY LIEGE
I had noticed, anon. Even the first time they did it incorrectly, writing 'kung pow pussy'. Honestly, I'm insulted. I don't know exactly what they were suggesting by changing the word, but I do not like it.
By the way, anon. Thank you for showing your allegiance to me and Team Plasma. People on this website are commonly incredibly disrespectful, so receiving this message was a nice change.
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a warning to all the people fleeing twitter: free speech will protect you from the government. it will not protect you from getting kung pow penised on tumblr dot com.
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me
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