ZombieLand- Kuraryou
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Recovery date: January 19th, 2020
Description: A crossover between Ace of the Diamond and Zombieland.
Notes: The beginning of unnecessary crossovers.
Word count: 1 307
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“So Columbus,” Tallahassee started,” how does a shut in like you get so good with a bat?”
Columbus, who had been staring at Wichita in the back seat, turned to him. Wichita was sleeping with his little brother on his shoulder in the back. Tallahassee was driving this shift, and Columbus took shotgun.
“I played baseball back in highschool. I’m not a complete shut in y’know,” he spat. “It was just hard to get out with so much school work, so I mostly gamed.”
“What was your position?”
“I-I thought we weren’t supposed to get to know each other?” Columbus’s voice raised slightly waking Whichita.
Tallahassee glared at him slightly, “I was a catcher. There. Now what were you.”
Columbus still had no idea what brought this on but answered anyway, “Shortstop.”
“Oh,” came an amused voice from the back making them jump,” We should play together sometime. Who knows, maybe we can find Tallahassee here a pitcher.”
Columbus shorts at the glare Tallahassee fixes on the road, “What about finding me a second baseman?”
“There are two of us back here, take your pick.”
Tallahassee laughed a little, “ You must’ve been fun to have on a team.”
“I could say the same to you.”
The rest of that car ride had been spent talking about baseball and old teams. Little rock had even joined when he woke up. The conversation ended with a promise that they’d play together when they found an open field, or better yet, a baseball diamond.
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They had been getting along so well, so why? Why had those two left on their own? After trying to take a motorbike to go after them (and failing miserably), Tallahassee had offered to take him. He would never admit it, but he had grown quite fond of little rock and would hate in he died. And it was painfully obvious that Columbus was head over heels for Whichita.
“Quite moping,” Tallahassee said hitting him upside the head, “we’re almost there.”
He was right, looking out the window he saw Tallahassee was right. They were just pulling up to the entrance gates. That’s when he saw it, “There!” he yelled startling Tallahassee.
Looking over to where Columbus was pointing he saw one of the rides was stopped halfway to the top. And he could just barely see what looked like four people on it. Looking at the bottom of the ride he could see a swarm of zombies.
Getting out of the car and grabbing a convenient air horn, Tallahassee said, " You go save them. I'll draw as many zombies away as I can."
Before Columbus could protest Tallahassee ran off blowing the air horn screaming, " Over here you undead fuckers!"
Columbus grabbed his bat, his preferred weapon, and ran off towards the rocket ride. Taking out a few zombies on his way, he wondered if Whichita would have liked to have a date here, before the apocalypse. Maybe when he saved him he could ask, or confess, or both.
When he got there, the zombie swarm had lessened so there were only a few left. Looking up at the ride he saw the two he was looking for and two other survivors. Awww they made friends, or knowing Whichita, he's traumatized the other two.
Taking his bat, he hit the vending machine he stopped beside grabbing the zombies attention. Okay, so maybe he hadn't thought that through he realized as the 10 or so zombies turned to him and took chase. "Fuck!" He yelled running away towards a fun house.
Yet another masterful plan! He thought, as he found himself getting lost. By his count, he'd killed most of them, but he was still missing two. Not for long though as one of them jumped out at him followed by the other when he stepped out of the fun house. On reflex, he smashed one in the gut before finishing them both off.
Heading back to the rocket ride he was relieved to see everyone looked okay. Until he noticed one of the strangers and a look of complete fear on his face. He started yelling and waving his hands like a mad man pointing behind Columbus. He turned around just in time to dodge a zombie charging at him.
Just as he wound up to take out it’s head, it blew up. The fuck?! He thought watching it drop. Looking up Tallahassee was standing there with his gun pointed straight at him. Shaking away the shock he thanked Tallahassee and ran to the control panel of the ride.
Once everyone was down safe, Columbus ran at Wichita and lifted him off the ground kissing him. He heard a wolf whistle from who he guessed was Tallahassee. He was cut off by an “OW!”he assumed little rock had kicked him. He may look sweet and innocent, but that boy was a hell of a lot like his big bro.
As they started walking back to their ride with their two new companions (little rock had insisted it’d be cruel to leave them, and “The more the merrier!”), Wichita stopped. Noticing this everyone else stopped and turned to him. He nodded at his little brother before extending his hand to the group.
“Seeing as we’ll be sticking together for longer, it only seems right to formally introduce ourselves,” he scanned the group before looking right at Columbus, “So, I’ll go first. My name is Ryounoske Kominato.”
“Yoichi Kuramochi,” Columbus, no Yoichi, said stepping forward taking his hand,”It’s nice to meet you Ryou.”
“Sorry to ruin the moment, but uhh, the rest of us have names too,” Tallahassee cut in, “My names Kazuya, Kazuya Miyuki.”
“Hey!” One of their new companions yelled, “They were having a moment! Do you have no sense of romance!”
“Oh? And you do?”
“Well- Shut up you damn tanuki!”
“Umm, let's calm down everyone,” little rock cut in, he turned to their other new companion and smiled ,” My names Haruichi Kominato, and you are?”
“Satoru Furuya. Nice to meet you,” Well he seems nice Yoichi thought. Although Ryou seemed to have a problem with him judging by the glare he had fixed of the quiet boy.
“Hey! What about my name?!”
“What about your name?” Kazuya responded with his obnoxious smirk.
“Kazuya,” Ryou said,” let him introduce himself.”
“Hmph, thanks big bro.”
“Big bro?” Yoichi asked.
“Ya,” Haruichi said, “that’s what he’s called my brother since I told him we were brothers. Or more they guessed when we picked them up on the way here. Big brother was completely against it, but I made him stop.”
“Okay,” Kazuya said, “ you guys have a lot of questions to answer when we get back on the road.”
“Hello! I’m still here!”
“So loud,” Furuya grumbled.
“My name is Eijun Sawamura,” Eijun yelled, “And I plan on wiping out all the zombies.”
“Oh boy,” Kazuya groaned, “So, are we leaving or waiting for the zombies to come kill us?”
“Leaving,” Ryou said, he grabbed Yoichi’s hand, “ shall we?”
“Uhh, ya,” he said leading Ryou to the truck,”let’s go.”
“Come on you two, let’s not keep them waiting,” Haruichi said motioning for the other two to follow him.
Needless to say with their new additions car rides were never quite, because even when most of them were asleep, their snores were way too loud. Yoichi had tried to strangle (and succeeded) on multiple occasions. But, they really felt like a family and Yoichi could proudly say that if he had to be stuck with anyone in this messed up world, he was glad he was with them. Even if Ryou scared the shit out of him sometimes, or Kazuya and Sawamura constantly flirting/ bickering, hell even Furuya and Haruichi got annoying sometimes with their silent pinning, he wouldn’t trade them for the world.
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