Black Jack, pointing to his chest: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Kiriko: Black Jack…
Black Jack: Yes, Satan?
Black Jack: (*turns around*) Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Black Jack, carrying a sleeping Pinoko: Never in all my years did I need to sedate someone for a flu shot.
Black Jack, talking about Dr. Honma: He’s like the dad I never had.
Pinoko: You don’t have a dad?
Black Jack: Well, I do, but he sucks.
Pinoko: You young Homo sapiens with XY chromosomes!
Sharaku: Uh, what?
Black Jack: She’s saying “BOI” but in scientific terms.
Black Jack: Kei, did you draw stubble dots on your face?
Kei: What? No!
Kei: (*wipes face*)
OCtober#24: In another style.
I tried Karen and Kurō in Disney style, yes, this frames are from the little mermaid. Kurō as Eric is handsome af 🤩. Just look at these cuties. 💙🤭
Pinoko: Hey Doc, can you do that thing that makes me happy?
Black Jack: (*smiles*)
Pinoko, teary eyed: Thanks.
Kiriko: I hate you, Black Jack.
Black Jack: I hate you more.
Kiriko: I hate you no matter what.
Black Jack: Well, I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you!
Kiriko: I’d hate you even if that made sense!
Black Jack: I’d hate you even if you were me! THAT’S how much I hate you!
Pinoko: Bring me the mingled blood of a thousand forest dwellers!
Black Jack: Here’s the maple syrup. Do you have to do this every waffle day?
Pinoko, at the grocery store: Alright Doc, remember. We’re just here for those peanut butter granola bars that you know I love. We’re just gonna be here for 5 minutes, in and out. Alright?
(*sees somebody coughing*)
Pinoko: Actually, you know what? Change of plan! I need you to go around the store and buy every roll of toilet paper you can find! Okay?!
Black Jack: But, Pinoko, isn’t that really counterproductive and does more harm than good?
Pinoko: I don’t wanna hear your rational thought right now! We’re gonna have toilet paper for dinner EVER SINGLE NIGHT! Toilet paper pasta with toilet paper meatballs! I hope you’re ready for toilet paper every night, Doc!
(Please remember to wash your hands)
Black Jack: (*sees someone doing something stupid*) Oh God, what an idiot.
Black Jack: (*notices that it’s Pinoko*)
Black Jack: Oh God, that’s MY idiot!
Kei: You want me to go get a ladder?
Black Jack: We don’t have one.
Black Jack: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Black Jack: That’s why I own ten guns: in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
The hype is so real. I found this along with some volumes of Midnight at the resale bookstore, “Book Off”. I’m excited to share scans because I’ve never seen some of the illustrations before and I’ve been collecting for years.
(*Cha Cha Slide plays in the background, and funky disco lights swirl around the room*)
Black Jack: (*lays on the floor without moving*)
Pinoko: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. Coconut oil is made from coconuts. So BABY OIL-
Black Jack: CAN’T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE-
Kiriko: Where’d you come from?
Black Jack: Blame my parents, Kiriko.