WTH THATS SO HARD
Wed- iwaizumi obviously. cause then i can do all of the above. wait no i wouldnt kill him. ok u get the point
Bed- kuroo,,,, beautiful man
Behead- suna, i love him im just less attached to him 😢
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Chapter 3: Into the Murky Waters
Read it on AO3 here
A/N: A day late but it’s here!
“I think after we visit the police and get their files we should head back to my place and sort through everything. If we’re lucky we might be able to visit one or two of the crime scenes before the sun goes down, but it would be best for us to all have the same idea of what’s going on.” You speak while putting your arms through your coat, the cold air hitting your face as the group walks down the streets.
“Sounds like a plan to us.” Nodding, Iwaizumi pipes up and leads the group further along the streets of Yokohama.
The police station is busy as officers pace quickly through the corridors, quietly chatting amongst themselves. Two men stand by a desk, one looking up for a brief moment before nudging the other with sickly green hair. The latter frowns upon seeing your faces, but walks over.
“Officer Suguru, nice to see you again.” Kuroo speaks, a sly smile spread across his lips when he sees the man. You recognize the officer as well, having worked a handful of cases with him, although he treats everyone at the agency as though they are lesser than.
“Can’t say the same about you.” His voice is stern, almost spiteful while his eyes glaze over the group lined up.
“Alrighty then,” you interject. “We’re just here to pick up the files and maybe ask some quick questions, then we can get out of your hair. Sound good?”
Suguru makes eye contact with you and clicks his tongue. “Follow me.” He turns on his heel and starts to walk off, not bothering to see if you all follow. “ We’ve been covering this case for about a month and a half with absolutely no leads. As soon as we think of something, a piece of info pops up that discredits the entire theory. I told the chief not to bring you weirdos into this but we’re starting to get desperate considering the media still doesn’t know.”
“Figures,” Oikawa pipes up. “Once they know it about this they’re gonna be up your asses.”
“Thanks. Not helpful.” Suguru shoves the handle down on a door and pushes it open with his hip. Inside the doorway is a conference room with one box sat on the long table. “This is what we’ve got so far.”
Iwaizumi walks over and pops the top off. “That’s it?”
“Yeah.” The box isn’t even half full. You assume that most of its contents had already been given to you by Takeda and Ukai. “Again, we called you freaks to help us.” Suguru stands by the door, arms crossed.
“Well, if you don’t mind, we can take these off of your hands and we’ll let you know if we have any questions.” Ever the charmer, Oikawa puts the lid back on top of the box, and slides it off the table and into his arms. Suguru has a displeased look on his face, but doesn’t respond to the banter. “Tell the Chief I said bye!”
The four of you hastily make your way out of the office, away from the prying eyes of countless officers. With a sigh, Kuroo lets his shoulders relax. “I knew from the first step inside that place that they wouldn’t be any fucking help.”
“As soon as I saw Suguru I knew it wasn’t going anywhere.” The thought of the green haired piece of shit makes you mentally gag. “It would be better for us to just get back to my apartment and go over it ourselves.”
With a silent agreement, everyone quickens their pace to the subway.
I told myself i wouldn’t do angst for this fandom but i’m having feels about quentin and eliot again so i’m softening the pain with anime anyway have this magicians au
“I’m just a really nice person.”
• Haikyuu!! Rewatch Gifs → [13/?]
OIKAWA, ATSUMU, KUROO AND AKAASHI WITNESSING THEIR S/O HAVING A ROMANTIC MOMENT WITH ONE OF THEIR TEAMMATES
a/n: this request is so cute!! thank you so much for the idea, i hope you love it darling!!
I’m matching you up with Kuroo!
First of all, you said you were smart and god I hope you can deal with his stupid little science puns. While Kuroo isn’t attached to you at the hip, I think he’d call you out a little for not taking good care of yourself. Just little texts reminding you/asking you if you ate, asking you what you’re doing, etc. He loves that you’re giving and you care for others, but Kuroo might encourage you to be selfish a little. Even if it’s just with him
(it’s fine he finds it hot).
He doesn’t seem like the type who’ll go all out for every relationship milestone, but pls he’s such a good boyfriend. He has the perfect balance between Clingy Behind Closed Doors, yet understands that as an individual you want/need your own little space sometimes.
@oklasabrixmoonlight done! 🏐
This was my last request, thank you for asking 💓
okay, wait. give me a moment to gather my thoughts 😳
kuroo tetsuro will definitely fuck you on a desk. not JUST his desk, ANY desk you’re at. it doesn’t matter whose desk it is - gods, it could be the president’s desk and he wouldn’t care - he simply wants you to sit on it and open your pretty legs, wants you to cage him in.
his thrusts are fast, his kisses are sloppy. he wants to pleasure you - wants you to beg for his big, fat cock. he wants you to scratch his back, leave evidence of what you’ve done.
“aren’t you a pretty kitten? cumming all over this expensive desk, hm?” he will ask, grip on your thigh strong - he’ll sure leave a bruise, but it’s not like you care. they are vulgar; purple, hot. “c’mon, kitten. what’s on your mind?”
you can’t answer, though. and he takes that as a good sign - he’s left you too pleased, you can’t even talk, probably can’t think properly.
his favorite thing when he’s taking you on a desk? your fucked out expression. your mascara is ruined; black streaks running down your cheeks. your red lipstick? smudged. it only adds on to how pretty you look, he thinks - your tear filled eyes, your parted lips.
kuroo can’t get enough of just that, though. he’ll sit down on the chair - one of the fancy ones, it looks like a throne - and you’ll sit on his dick; bounce on it until your cum is spilling in his cock, making a sticky mess.
and after that? you’ll suck him off. he loves the way you clean the mess up - loves the way you make him feel, the way your tear filled eyes look up at him, how your wet lashes look curlier.
of course, kuroo tetsuro is always kind and lets you touch yourself while you suck him off. he likes the way you make yourself moan with your pretty fingers, likes the way your whines send vibrations all through his cock.
ATSUMU (it’s rlly bad 😐), BOKUTO (even worse), KUROO (he does it all the time pls stop him😭), MAKKI (it sounds Australian lol)
A/N: omg hi miaaaaaaaa thank you for requesting and i’m sorry it took so long but i hope you still like it hehe i have no idea how to write cheesy fics but a;lsdkfj i try my best @ticklygiggles
Summary: Kuroo and Akaashi find Bokuto crying in the living room and try to figure out what’s wrong.
BoKuroAka + 23. “H-How long have you been standing there?”
no matter the amount of times you tell tetsuro that he can’t stay at the library past 9, he’s still going to be standing near the doors waiting to walk you to your dorm.
you walk ahead of him, already used to the routine you’ve fallen into. and to others it looks as though tetsu’s chasing after someone that wants nothing to do with him - which could be the case - but he couldn’t care less. he knows that he isn’t ‘chasing’ because you’ll always be there to meet him halfway, rather it be slowing your pace or waiting for him in front of your dorm building, he knows he’s not the only one putting in a little effort.
none at the moment!
none at the moment!
none at the moment!
“So you’re saying.. what?!” said Kuroo, confused
You were telling them on how the three of you could escape the beach faster, from what you heard from Chishiya
“I’m saying, I’m going to spy on the bastard’s room and try to find how since he’s so smart.” you rolled your eyes, tone turning to a mocking one at the last part
“What if they catch you?!” Akaashi exclaimed, widening his eyes. You stretch your arms and let yourself fall into Akaashi’s bed
He had good reason to worry
Inspired by this post
KUROO, AKAASHI, BOKUTO, KITA AND ATSUMU WHEN THEIR S/O ACCIDENTALLY DROPS THEIR PHONE ON THEIR FACE
a/n: you’re so sweet for this! i hope you’re having a great day darling, i hope you love it <3
“dont. say. a word.”
he looks over to you, who was rubbing your cheek to where the phone landed on. kuroo leans further against you, an arm wrapping around your shoulder, mockingly biting his lip to stop himself from smiling. “does your cheeks need the massage, kitten?”
you groan, “tetsu! shut up!”
and that’s when he actually laughs, showing no sign of mercy while he pulls his phone to text kenma what just happened.
“you have to be careful next time, sweetheart.” akaashi silently laughs, his body laying sidewards so he could face you. he uses his fingertips to sweep your hair to the side while you pout.
“keiji, it’s not funny!”
“i never said it was, y/n.”
you huff, “it’s really obvious from the way you’re smiling right now!”
he waves off your statement, laying one last kiss over the area your phone had fell on before ushering to take a long nap with you.
“baby!! are you okay?!”
“y-yeah kou, just a little shocked about it-“
“do you need ice? how much does it hurt baby? do you need me to massage it?” he panics even more, “we don’t need to go to the hospital for this right?!?!?!?”
please calm him down!! he loves you too much and you just couldn’t help but grin at how your boyfriend is looking at you with doe eyes filled with worry and pain.
you reassure him it’s okay, telling him that you instead needed his cuddles and kisses.
he happily jumps on top of you, speading big fat smooches over your face while your giggles is what keeps him from going.
“i hope this makes you feel better!! POWER HUG!!”
“love? are you okay?”
you smile, gazing over kita who continues to cradle your cheek. “i’m fine shin!”
he sends you a sweet smile too, tugging your face closer to land a kiss over your temple, then he lets your head rest against his shoulder, making sure you don’t lie down with your phone up in the air ever again.
“baby, i’m fine, i swear!” you tell atsumu for the ninth time and he just scrunches his eyebrows in response.
“are ya sure?! that was a really hard fall yknow?” he pouts.
a thought then appears on his mind, letting out a short hum before looking at you determined.
“ya wouldn’t get mad if i stomp on your phone for a sec, right?”
“tsumu, baby no-“
kuroo: yakkun, gather the others. we need to have another yamamoto-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention
Yaku: Ugh! Why is Lev so annoying but so beautiful at the same time?! Why do I wanna kill him and kiss him at the same time?! What is wrong with me?!
Kuroo: It’s called a ‘Gay Awakening’, Yakkun.
-ˋˏ haikyuu characters as messages my friends sent me ˎˊ-
“after the earthquake the first thing that my grandma did was check the bacardi on the top shelf” ➜ noya, ennoshita, fukunaga, mattsun, akaashi, tendo, komori, atsumu, osamu, hoshiumi, sachiro
“what‘s the title of the song that goes “all i do is win win win no matter what”?” ➜ noya, asahi, KAGEYAMA, HINATA, yachi, LEV, kindaichi, koganegawa, aone, BOKUTO, USHIWAKA, goshiki, kita
“your feet were as dark as my future” (her feet were so dirty) ➜ asahi, kinoshita, narita, TSUKI, yams, kai, akaashi, taichi, komori, gin, suna
“i had pneumonia once, i loved it. lmao there was one time i couldn’t even breathe” ➜ TANAKA, kuroo, kenma, fukunaga, MAKKI, KUNIMI, TENDO, osamu
“i’m about to eat dick” *sends pic of candy shaped like a dick* ➜ NOYA, TANAKA, kuroo, yaku, FUKUNAGA, MAKKI, MATTSUN, BOKUTO, TENDO, hoshiumi
“i haven’t had sex in a long time i feel like my virginity has been void” ➜ suga, SAEKO, kuroo, yamamoto, oikawa, MAKKI, MATTSUN, YAHABA, konoha, yamagata, TERUSHIMA
“remember in high school when we would tell the teacher we were going to the comfort room but we would comeback with food hidden in our skirt pockets” ➜ SAEKO
“fuck you i didn’t have any data but i got some just to reply to you” ➜ daichi, tsuki, yaku, inuoka, iwa, futakuchi, konoha, semi, SHIRABU, aran, atsumu, suna