WTH THATS SO HARD
Ok
Wed- iwaizumi obviously. cause then i can do all of the above. wait no i wouldnt kill him. ok u get the point
Bed- kuroo,,,, beautiful man
Behead- suna, i love him im just less attached to him š¢
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Chapter 3: Into the Murky Waters
Read it on AO3 here
A/N: A day late but itās here!
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āI think after we visit the police and get their files we should head back to my place and sort through everything. If weāre lucky we might be able to visit one or two of the crime scenes before the sun goes down, but it would be best for us to all have the same idea of whatās going on.ā You speak while putting your arms through your coat, the cold air hitting your face as the group walks down the streets.
āSounds like a plan to us.ā Nodding, Iwaizumi pipes up and leads the group further along the streets of Yokohama.
The police station is busy as officers pace quickly through the corridors, quietly chatting amongst themselves. Two men stand by a desk, one looking up for a brief moment before nudging the other with sickly green hair. The latter frowns upon seeing your faces, but walks over.Ā
āOfficer Suguru, nice to see you again.ā Kuroo speaks, a sly smile spread across his lips when he sees the man. You recognize the officer as well, having worked a handful of cases with him, although he treats everyone at the agency as though they are lesser than.
āCanāt say the same about you.ā His voice is stern, almost spiteful while his eyes glaze over the group lined up.
āAlrighty then,ā you interject. āWeāre just here to pick up the files and maybe ask some quick questions, then we can get out of your hair. Sound good?ā
Suguru makes eye contact with you and clicks his tongue. āFollow me.ā He turns on his heel and starts to walk off, not bothering to see if you all follow. ā Weāve been covering this case for about a month and a half with absolutely no leads. As soon as we think of something, a piece of info pops up that discredits the entire theory. I told the chief not to bring you weirdos into this but weāre starting to get desperate considering the media still doesnāt know.ā
āFigures,ā Oikawa pipes up. āOnce they know it about this theyāre gonna be up your asses.ā
āThanks. Not helpful.ā Suguru shoves the handle down on a door and pushes it open with his hip. Inside the doorway is a conference room with one box sat on the long table. āThis is what weāve got so far.ā
Iwaizumi walks over and pops the top off. āThatās it?ā
āYeah.ā The box isnāt even half full. You assume that most of its contents had already been given to you by Takeda and Ukai. āAgain, we called you freaks to help us.ā Suguru stands by the door, arms crossed.
āWell, if you donāt mind, we can take these off of your hands and weāll let you know if we have any questions.ā Ever the charmer, Oikawa puts the lid back on top of the box, and slides it off the table and into his arms. Suguru has a displeased look on his face, but doesnāt respond to the banter. āTell the Chief I said bye!ā
The four of you hastily make your way out of the office, away from the prying eyes of countless officers. With a sigh, Kuroo lets his shoulders relax. āI knew from the first step inside that place that they wouldnāt be any fucking help.ā
āAs soon as I saw Suguru I knew it wasnāt going anywhere.ā The thought of the green haired piece of shit makes you mentally gag. āIt would be better for us to just get back to my apartment and go over it ourselves.ā
With a silent agreement, everyone quickens their pace to the subway.
āIām just a really nice person.ā
⢠Haikyuu!! Rewatch Gifs ā [13/?]
OIKAWA, ATSUMU, KUROO AND AKAASHI WITNESSING THEIR S/O HAVING A ROMANTIC MOMENT WITH ONE OF THEIR TEAMMATES
a/n: this request is so cute!! thank you so much for the idea, i hope you love it darling!!
OIKAWA TOORU
MIYA ATSUMU
KUROO TETSURO
AKAASHI KEIJI
Iām matching you up with Kuroo!
First of all, you said you were smart and god I hope you can deal with his stupid little science puns. While Kuroo isnāt attached to you at the hip, I think heād call you out a little for not taking good care of yourself. Just little texts reminding you/asking you if you ate, asking you what youāre doing, etc. He loves that youāre giving and you care for others, but Kuroo might encourage you to be selfish a little. Even if itās just with him (itās fine he finds it hot).
He doesnāt seem like the type whoāll go all out for every relationship milestone, but pls heās such a good boyfriend. He has the perfect balance between Clingy Behind Closed Doors, yet understands that as an individual you want/need your own little space sometimes.
okay, wait. give me a moment to gather my thoughts š³
kuroo tetsuro will definitely fuck you on a desk. not JUST his desk, ANY desk youāre at. it doesnāt matter whose desk it is - gods, it could be the presidentās desk and he wouldnāt care - he simply wants you to sit on it and open your pretty legs, wants you to cage him in.
his thrusts are fast, his kisses are sloppy. he wants to pleasure you - wants you to beg for his big, fat cock. he wants you to scratch his back, leave evidence of what youāve done.
āarenāt you a pretty kitten? cumming all over this expensive desk, hm?ā he will ask, grip on your thigh strong - heāll sure leave a bruise, but itās not like you care. they are vulgar; purple, hot. ācāmon, kitten. whatās on your mind?ā
you canāt answer, though. and he takes that as a good sign - heās left you too pleased, you canāt even talk, probably canāt think properly.
his favorite thing when heās taking you on a desk? your fucked out expression. your mascara is ruined; black streaks running down your cheeks. your red lipstick? smudged. it only adds on to how pretty you look, he thinks - your tear filled eyes, your parted lips.
kuroo canāt get enough of just that, though. heāll sit down on the chair - one of the fancy ones, it looks like a throne - and youāll sit on his dick; bounce on it until your cum is spilling in his cock, making a sticky mess.
and after that? youāll suck him off. he loves the way you clean the mess up - loves the way you make him feel, the way your tear filled eyes look up at him, how your wet lashes look curlier.
of course, kuroo tetsuro is always kind and lets you touch yourself while you suck him off. he likes the way you make yourself moan with your pretty fingers, likes the way your whines send vibrations all through his cock.
A/N: omg hi miaaaaaaaa thank you for requesting and iām sorry it took so long but i hope you still like it hehe i have no idea how to write cheesy fics but a;lsdkfj i try my best @ticklygigglesā
Summary: Kuroo and Akaashi find Bokuto crying in the living room and try to figure out whatās wrong.Ā
BoKuroAka + 23.Ā āH-How long have you been standing there?ā
no matter the amount of times you tell tetsuro that he canāt stay at the library past 9, heās still going to be standing near the doors waiting to walk you to your dorm.
you walk ahead of him, already used to the routine youāve fallen into. and to others it looks as though tetsuās chasing after someone that wants nothing to do with him - which could be the case - but he couldnāt care less. he knows that he isnāt āchasingā because youāll always be there to meet him halfway, rather it be slowing your pace or waiting for him in front of your dorm building, he knows heās not the only one putting in a little effort.
kenma kozume
study date hcās with kou minamoto, denki kaminari, kenma kozume, and yuu nishinoya.
kuroo tetsuro
none at the moment!
lev haiba
none at the moment!
morisuke yaku
none at the moment!
āSo youāre saying.. what?!ā said Kuroo, confused
You were telling them on how the three of you could escape the beach faster, from what you heard from Chishiya
āIām saying, Iām going to spy on the bastardās room and try to find how since heās so smart.ā you rolled your eyes, tone turning to a mocking one at the last part
āWhat if they catch you?!ā Akaashi exclaimed, widening his eyes. You stretch your arms and let yourself fall into Akaashiās bed
KUROO, AKAASHI, BOKUTO, KITA AND ATSUMU WHEN THEIR S/O ACCIDENTALLY DROPS THEIR PHONE ON THEIR FACE
a/n: youāre so sweet for this! i hope youāre having a great day darling, i hope you love it <3
KUROO TETSURO
āpffft-ā
ādont. say. a word.ā
he looks over to you, who was rubbing your cheek to where the phone landed on. kuroo leans further against you, an arm wrapping around your shoulder, mockingly biting his lip to stop himself from smiling. ādoes your cheeks need the massage, kitten?ā
you groan, ātetsu! shut up!ā
and thatās when he actually laughs, showing no sign of mercy while he pulls his phone to text kenma what just happened.
AKAASHI KEIJI
āyou have to be careful next time, sweetheart.ā akaashi silently laughs, his body laying sidewards so he could face you. he uses his fingertips to sweep your hair to the side while you pout.
ākeiji, itās not funny!ā
āi never said it was, y/n.ā
you huff, āitās really obvious from the way youāre smiling right now!ā
he waves off your statement, laying one last kiss over the area your phone had fell on before ushering to take a long nap with you.
BOKUTO KOTARO
ābaby!! are you okay?!ā
āy-yeah kou, just a little shocked about it-ā
ādo you need ice? how much does it hurt baby? do you need me to massage it?ā he panics even more, āwe donāt need to go to the hospital for this right?!?!?!?ā
please calm him down!! he loves you too much and you just couldnāt help but grin at how your boyfriend is looking at you with doe eyes filled with worry and pain.
you reassure him itās okay, telling him that you instead needed his cuddles and kisses.
he happily jumps on top of you, speading big fat smooches over your face while your giggles is what keeps him from going.
āi hope this makes you feel better!! POWER HUG!!ā
KITA SHINSUKE
ālove? are you okay?ā
you smile, gazing over kita who continues to cradle your cheek. āiām fine shin!ā
he sends you a sweet smile too, tugging your face closer to land a kiss over your temple, then he lets your head rest against his shoulder, making sure you donāt lie down with your phone up in the air ever again.
MIYA ATSUMU
ābaby, iām fine, i swear!ā you tell atsumu for the ninth time and he just scrunches his eyebrows in response.
āare ya sure?! that was a really hard fall yknow?ā he pouts.
a thought then appears on his mind, letting out a short hum before looking at you determined.
āya wouldnāt get mad if i stomp on your phone for a sec, right?ā
ātsumu, baby no-ā
kuroo: yakkun, gather the others. we need to have another yamamoto-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention
Yaku: Ugh! Why is Lev so annoying but so beautiful at the same time?! Why do I wanna kill him and kiss him at the same time?! What is wrong with me?!
Kuroo: Itās called a āGay Awakeningā, Yakkun.
-ĖĖĀ haikyuu characters as messages my friends sent me ĖĖ-
āafter the earthquake the first thing that my grandma did was check the bacardi on the top shelfā ā noya, ennoshita, fukunaga, mattsun, akaashi, tendo, komori, atsumu, osamu, hoshiumi, sachiro
āwhatās the title of the song that goes āall i do is win win win no matter whatā?ā ā noya, asahi, KAGEYAMA, HINATA, yachi, LEV, kindaichi, koganegawa, aone, BOKUTO, USHIWAKA, goshiki, kita
āyour feet were as dark as my futureā (her feet were so dirty) ā asahi, kinoshita, narita, TSUKI, yams, kai, akaashi, taichi, komori, gin, suna
āi had pneumonia once, i loved it. lmao there was one time i couldnāt even breatheā ā TANAKA, kuroo, kenma, fukunaga, MAKKI, KUNIMI, TENDO, osamu
āiām about to eat dickā *sends pic of candy shaped like a dick* ā NOYA, TANAKA, kuroo, yaku, FUKUNAGA, MAKKI, MATTSUN, BOKUTO, TENDO, hoshiumi
āi havenāt had sex in a long time i feel like my virginity has been voidā ā suga, SAEKO, kuroo, yamamoto, oikawa, MAKKI, MATTSUN, YAHABA, konoha, yamagata, TERUSHIMA
āremember in high school when we would tell the teacher we were going to the comfort room but we would comeback with food hidden in our skirt pocketsā ā SAEKO
āfuck you i didnāt have any data but i got some just to reply to youā ā daichi, tsuki, yaku, inuoka, iwa, futakuchi, konoha, semi, SHIRABU, aran, atsumu, suna