Fanon kuroo and oikawa are not fuckbois
They are fuckin nerds
HEACANON THAT KUROO CAN SING THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS BUT OIKAWA KNOWS THE ENTIRETY OF YAKKOS WORLD
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hey there! this is my first time requesting something so i hope this is okay. can i request maybe cute pick up lines the guys (Kuroo, Iwaizumi, and Bokuto) would use on you? thank you!
hello! this is a really cute request, and thank you for requesting it!!
Pick Up Lines Haikyuu Characters Would Use on You
"do you have 11 protons? because you are sodium fine."
“i hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away”
“you’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is my favorite”
“if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged”
"i think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours."
“you know what you’d look really beautiful in? my arms”
“i would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.”
“you know, i always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before i got a chance to stand here next to you.”
"if kisses were snowflakes, i'd send you a blizzard."
“do you ever get tired from running through my mind all the time?”
“your hand looks heavy—can i hold it for you?”
“do you know what my shirt is made of? boyfriend material.”
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“she looks like you.” | kuroo tetsurou
tags: parenting!au, fluff, mentions of giving birth
very self indulgent tear :’) i suddenly remembered that time i witnessed my dad kissing my mum’s forehead while she was giving birth to my brother and i got very emo :’)
“Who do you think he will look like?”
“Oh? What makes you think it’s a he?”
“Just a gut feeling.”
There’s an endless buzzing all around you: the beeping of the monitor on your right, nurses in blue counting down and cheering you on. The room is warm - too warm that you could call it hot, and you’re sweating profusely you’re sure that the sheet underneath you is soaked by now. The air smells unfamiliar. Foreign, but not unpleasant.
The whole situation is foreign, and in the back of your head, you know you should be focusing on pushing. A little harder this time, because the churning in your abdomen says so.
“You’re doing wonderful,” Kuroo Tetsurou’s voice accompanies the bruising grip of his hand that presses your knuckles together, and to that you open your eyes, asking inwardly the same question he has asked you nine months prior.
Who will she look like?
A she instead of a he, because after the two stripes in the result window of a plastic stripe, it was the small monitor showing that a baby girl is growing inside your belly. Tetsurou sat beside you on a chair that squeaked every time he moved, meanwhile rubbing patterns on the dorsal of your hand that were somewhat similar to the smile that graced his face. The glossiness that covered his eyes looked like happiness, as if he was silently thanking the inaccuracy of his gut feeling.
“I hope she looks like you,” Tetsurou told you that night. Everything is still fresh in your memory; the rustle of the bed sheet as he shifted closer to you, the warmth of his fingers caressing the roundness of your belly, and his voice that was somewhat dreamy as he drifted off to sleep.
But right now you’re pushing a little harder, screaming a little louder, your heart racing twice as fast while holding onto his hands - and you think, you know that you want her to look like him instead of yourself.
“I think it’s the next push babe, we’re gonna meet her soon.” Tetsurou’s voice in your ear is just as dreamy and sweet as that night after your doctor’s appointment, although you can make out the slight tremble when he breathes out a soft laughter.
Your stomach urges you to do one last push with another painful twist but you grapple through it with your eyes wide open.
Because there’s a quivering smile dancing on his lips, his breathing is shallow as if he’s also feeling pain in his body, and his eyes are glossy, glimmering like the warm glow of the moon. You keep your eyes open, carving the image of Kuroo Tetsurou seconds before he becomes a father.
And then you realise that love has never been more tangible than it is in this moment, like when Tetsurou presses another kiss on your forehead, or how his hand (that you’re sure is on the verge of breaking) makes you believe that it will soothe your pain away.
Or when he breathes out a shaky oh my god against your face, his tears meeting with yours on the apple of your cheek when what’s half of him and you is finally within your embrace.
Tetsurou whispers a small hello, reaches his hand out, and withdraws after a split second. He looks at you and in his eyes you see uncertainty - a glint of fear that maybe his large hand might crush his newborn.
“You’re okay,” you whisper, voice still weak from labour.
“You’re okay, Tetsu,” you say again, yet your hand trembles when you cradle her small body. Ghosting your fingers over her back instead of caressing it, looking at her face through blurry vision because you’re too scared to press a kiss on her head.
But, “We’re gonna be okay,” he says, because he knows that you’re scared too.
Tetsurou leans down, his warm breath against your face, his voice right next to your ear. “We’ll be alright.”
And Tetsurou has never sounded more certain than that.
So you nod and smile and hold her tighter into your chest. He’s tracing a finger over her cheek now and you find a certain kind of comfort in the way she wraps her fingers around his thumb.
You find comfort in watching the sway of his hips four hours later - right, left, right, left, while cradling what seems to have become his entire universe in his arm. You want to tell him to put her down and let her sleep, but you hear her steady breathing and you know that she’s comfortable, that she’s warm, and that she’s home.
“Her eyes, they’re like yours,” he interrupts your musings. The smile never leaves his face but the glow of the moon accentuates the wet trails that go down his rosy cheeks.
You smile from your hospital bed. “But she has papa’s hair,” and to that Tetsurou blushes but he doesn’t deny.
“She has papa’s lips too, and papa’s nose,” you continue, amused at how she sneezes when Tetsurou lightly nudges her nose with his finger. Panic flashes in his eyes for a split second, but it quickly dissipates when she settles back into the warmth of his chest.
“She definitely has your sneeze though,” he breaks the silence.
You giggle, gesturing for him to sit beside you. “Good. I don’t want her to have your scary dad sneeze.”
She coos in her sleep and Tetsurou says another soft hi, as if he needs to re-introduce himself to her. His eyes have never shone brighter than now, when he’s only a moon that rotates around the star that he’s holding in his arms.
(And from the way he looks at her, you know that Tetsurou is gonna spoil her rotten.)
“She’s beautiful,” he mumbles. “Like her mama,” he trails off with a witty smile, and you nudge the side of his stomach lightly.
(From the way he looks at her, you know that Tetsurou is in love.)
“We’ll get through this together,” you say to him. “This whole parenting business, I mean.”
“Yeah,” he replies almost immediately, because strength, he thinks, has always been tangible. You, and now the fragile little girl he’s holding.
He kisses your forehead for what seems like the nth time that day.
“We’ll be okay.”
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Haikyuu Headcanons: Dark/Creepy AUs ft multiple pairings
I like the dark AUs where it's never quite clear if people are just creepy or something darker like killers/psycho or something even worse like supernatural stuff. Very dark Welcome to Night Vale vibes. Weird things happens sometimes like people go missing or get torn apart and it's just another day.
Kuroo, Bokuto, and Akaashi all having a soft spot for the tall, pouty blonde from Kurasuno and he's so pretty. They want to play their little games with him. He's quiet and really no one would care too much if they just messed him up a little, right? Made him cry, bruised that pretty skin, wrecked him in ways that makes him wary of them and the other things that go bump at night.
So, they coax him into their gym one night and start their little mind games. Except the dark thing inside them is thrilled because Tsukki doesn't quite keep up but he's good. He plays coy and snaps back at them and isn't fooled. He watches them like he knows more than most people do. And they catch the eye of the silver haired player on his team and the darkness in his eyes while he watches back both answers their questions and sends a warning.
This might actually be fun.
Akaashi is thrilled because Tsukki bites back, catches the little ideas Akaashi plants in his mind before they can take root and manages to avoid some of them.
Bokuto watching the bruises fill in like spilled ink on Tsukki's arms from blocking his shots each night with bright eyes.
Kuroo slinking around and enjoys the way Tsukki's skin breaks out in goosebumps when he's behind him, because his instincts know that Kuroo is a predator at his back.
He might not know how much of a claim they've put on him but he will eventually. Pale skin that they just know would bruise up so nicely under their hands once they have him somewhere just for them and time to do it right. He belongs to them and the claim is clear.
Daichi eyes them but doesn't move to interfere as they lure Tsukki into their arms. They will have him. They'll break him down under their hands until he relies on them to help build him up again as completely theirs.
And it either showcases the sadistic, voyeristic nature of the other players or the ignorance of them that no one does anything.
But they're all tangled up too.
Oikawa watching Kageyama with something obsessive in his eyes, affection and hate all curled up. Iwazumi behind him like a shadow and guard dog.
The two blockers, Matsukawa and Hanamaki moving around the courts like hyenas looking for bones with hunger in their eyes. The webs they cast for others almost as thick as the ones they cast for each other.
Yahaba keeping a firm grip on the back of Kyoutani's neck, the other boy snapping sharp canines down in his meal and the rare meat giving way until blood runs down his chin.
Semi and Tendou wrapping around Shirabu like pythons, playing with their words and getting him all unsure and confused. Coaxing him into looking at them before he does anything, making him reliant on just them.
Tanaka and Kiyoke tucking Noya between them, a beauty and a beast taking their prize. The illusions of impulsiveness and sweetness they give off is the perfect cover for them to take what they want.
Daichi like a stone through it all. Steady as he stands there in the choas, unfazed even when the worst of them twist around him. Arms crossed and meeting their eyes without hesitation. It doesn't hurt that Sugawara usually lingers behind him, smiling a pleasant little smile as he watches. The lightness of him, pale skin and hair and so pretty, easily hides the dark thing inside.
Sakusa doesn't really hide his darkness. Letting it out is more fun, seeing who picks up on it and how easily it gets brushed off. The way he watches Atsumu with narrowed eyes. He wants him to just be quiet. Eyes lingering on the exposed throat and full lips. His fingers twitch. Eyes unfocused as he plans out how much time would he need to silence Atsumu for even just a short amount of time..
Suna and Osamu standing in the shadows on the edge of it all. Osamu watching Sakusa with a wicked light in his eye, torn between defending his brother and seeing how this turns out. Suna pressed against his side, eyes half closed in boredom but sharp as they observe it all.
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The Nanny - Chapter 1
Single Dad!Kuroo x Nanny!Reader
Summary: Kuroo Tetsuro is about at his wits end; there's only so much a man can take with work piling up, his divorce getting messier by the minute, and his 6-year-old daughter raising hell at home. Hiring a nanny sounds like a band-aid solution, but who knows, maybe this will work out?
Word Count: 1274
Warnings: Female!Reader, Some cursing, mentions of v!olence
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(Y/n) sat at the large kitchen island, trying her best to mask her awe as she marveled at the gargantuan kitchen. She could tell just standing outside of the house that it was a sprawling, beautiful estate. But the view from outside was nothing compared to the view inside.
Speaking of views.
Kuroo walked into the kitchen, now changed out of his pajamas and stumbling over numerous apologies as he sat across from (Y/n).
“So, if it wasn’t already obvious, I don’t remember messaging you last night. I’m honestly not sure having a nanny is the best thing for my... Situation, at the moment.” Kuroo explained, rubbing sheepishly at the back of his neck.
(Y/n) had been playing this game for months, she knew how to smile through her disappointment at job interviews, so that’s exactly what she did.
“I completely understand, and I’d hate to waste anymore of your time. Would you at least consider taking my resume?” She asked, already pulling the sheet of paper from her messenger bag. “Even if you may not be in the market for a nanny right now, I’d still appreciate it if you considered me in the future.”
Kuroo offered her a polite smile, taking the resume he already knew he would be throwing into the paper shredder later. “Of course.”
He was about to make a move to stand and walk her to the front door when he glanced down at the paper absentmindedly. He was unable to stop the smile that bloomed on his face. “You work at the cat cafe?”
(Y/n) suddenly felt her cheeks get hot as she awkwardly laughed. “Uh yes… Not really what I had in mind after graduation but it’s fun.”
“I’m assuming you’re a cat person then?” He mused, now looking over the rest of the resume.
“I mean… they’re cute. And very fun to play with. I may be a tiny bit allergic though.” She replied. Just the mere mention of her current job had her scanning her clothing for cat hair.
Kuroo laughed, glancing up at her, “Me too. Cats are cute and Emiko has been begging me for one. I know the second I cave I’ll be a sniffly, stuffed up mess.”
(Y/n) couldn’t help but giggle at that, now feeling a bit more relaxed that the older man was taking the time to read her resume while she was there. “I’m assuming Emiko is your daughter?”
“Yes, she’s 6-years-old. She’s honestly a bit of a handful at the moment…” Kuroo knew that was putting it lightly, but (y/n) had to have an idea of the situation given that she was there interviewing to be his nanny.
She nodded in understanding, “Most 6-year-olds are. It’s all that pent up energy. I got a lot of younger cousins so I’m used to it.”
Kuroo snickered, already knowing she was playing his statement to her advantage, yet decided to indulge her. He learned forward on his elbows with a smirk, resting his chin on his palm. “That so? They all biters? My girl’s a biter.”
“You sound almost proud of it,” (Y/n) said, cocking a brow at him.
“I’m not- well that’s not to say I'm not a proud dad, I’m proud of my daughter, just not that she’s a biter…” His rambling drew another giggle from (Y/n), causing him to shift awkwardly in his seat. “That uhh, wasn’t very smooth was it?”
“Not at all,” (Y/n) continued giggling, “But to answer your question, some of them used to be. It takes a little time working with a child for them to understand why it’s wrong and why they feel compelled to resort to that kind of violence. But it’s worth it in the end once you’ve helped counsel them through it.”
Kuroo tilted his head at her. “So kids don’t bite just to bite? There’s some deeper, cosmic secret behind it is what you’re telling me?”
(Y/n) shrugged. “Sometimes, no. Sometimes kids just bite to bite. But given what you told me about your situation last night, I’m sure that’s not the case with Emiko.”
Right. The texts. Kuroo rubbed his hand over his face at that.
“What exactly did I tell you last night?” he mumbled.
Most people would avert their gaze when bringing up Kuroo’s divorce. It was a subject that made people uncomfortable, especially those who knew of the relationship dynamic that existed between Kuroo and Hanako.
But not (Y/n). She kept her eyes locked on his, a small smile on her lips as she spoke. Not a condescending smile or a smile of pity like Kuroo was used to. A truly sympathetic, understanding, and caring smile.
“You mentioned that you just recently got divorced from your wife of 7 years. And that Emiko has been acting up more and more since… I’m sure that’s no coincidence.”
Kuroo tapped his fingers on the marble countertop, now leaning back in his chair. “So you’re saying it’s my fault that Emiko’s like this? Because I divorced my wife?”
(Y/n) replied with the shake of her head. “It’s nobody’s fault. You had your own valid reasons for leaving, I’m sure Hanako had her own valid reasons for agreeing to your divorce as well. None of those reasons take precedent over how your daughter copes with this sudden and extreme change in her life. What’s important now that you’ve separated from your ex-wife is making sure Emiko acclimates to this change in a healthy way. Don’t you agree?”
“And how exactly would hiring a nanny help with that?” Kuroo asked.
(Y/n) now straightened up in her seat, “I’m assuming you cook all Emiko’s meals, take her to school, go to work, pick her up from school, handle homework time, do all the cleaning, and get her to bed all on your own, correct?”
Kuroo nodded, prompting her to continue.
“If you hire me, I can take care of cooking her meals, taking Emiko to school, bringing her back home, and cleaning up the house. Aside from that I can also help Emiko work through her more negative emotions so she finds more constructive outlets for her feelings instead of turning to violence. In a nutshell it takes all the stressful tasks off your hands and leaves you with quality time to spend with Emiko.”
Kuroo couldn’t explain the weight that lifted off his chest at the mention of having a free schedule at home. Work had been hectic, it made sense that having to do all the housework would take away from his time with his daughter as well as add onto his mental load. If he was already feeling this good just listening to (Y/n) talk about taking on most of the housework, he wondered how great it would feel if he actually hired her.
“...okay, I’ll bite.” Kuroo smiled, “You can start tomorrow, and we’ll see how you do this week. If things go well, you won’t have to work another day at the cat cafe. Deal?”
(Y/n)’s features erupted into a big smile, she practically bounced in her seat as she repressed the urge to hug the man who had just hired her. “Oh- thank you thank you! I’m so excited, I’ll be here as early as you need, sky's the limit!”
Kuroo found her excitement almost contagious as he smiled back, “Just get here at 6 am, Emiko has to be at school by 7:30 so that’ll give you plenty of time to meet her and do your thing.”
“6 am,” (Y/n) repeated, “got it!”
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what the hq boys would do given five seconds to ruin your date
from r/askreddit: you have five seconds to ruin a date, what do you do? and this very special one.
osamu, atsumu eat like they do at home.
lev, hoshiumi lean over and deeply smells a lock of your hair.
bokuto, iwaizumi propose.
tsukishima doesn’t show up.
kuroo, oikawa sit there clutching an upright fork and knife while waiting for the food with tissue tucked into his collar like a kid.
ushijima, aone bring their mom.
terushima, kageyama bring his friend and expect you to treat them.
tendou asks you if you press the clit and the g-spot at the same time, does the vagina take a screenshot.
matsukawa goes even further to explain that “it is actually how you detach a vagina for cleaning. it'll click and pop out slightly, and then you can slide the vagina out, rinse under warm water and then slide it back in.”
hanamaki: “wouldn't it be stored in the mammory?”
suna argues that the screenshot would show up on your stomach like a teletubby.
gao: “I can’t confirm it on my own since i'm on a different model, but i’ve pushed my prostate and bellybutton and given myself a hard restart.”
akaashi, sakusa sigh when you show up and then just ups and leaves.
yaku: “i’m a really nice guy, like super nice, i’d treat you so well. please show me your boobs.”
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thinking about plopping down on his lap :((((
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❗️slight haikyuu spoilers❗️
Kenma: if you ever get boring, I’ll drop you
Me: oh shit........daddy?
Mostly everyone else: CANCEL KENMA, HE IS CANCELLED ?!!!?!?
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~ haikyuu characters reacting to a “hey can you shut the fuck up! please 😚” text
requested by @approoved
includes: nishinoya yuu, kuroo tetsurou, lev haiba, bokuto koutarou, akaashi keiji, oikawa tooru
warnings: a little cursing
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tags: @curlyhairedblueeyedangel / @thingsforimagination / @zeldafreak688 / @natasha-danvers / @simonsbluee / @ravenmoore14 / @rabeccablake / @bonnisimpparker / @sunflowerirl / @czarinera / @sirkekselord / @tvwhoresblog / @leighbechilling / @curiouslilbeast / @taurus852 / @styxiasstuff / @goldenhoney-cas / @crapimahuman / @hp-hogwartsexpress / @nnmesis / @xspideyboyx / @lsiscool / @chesirekittycat / @laudthingcat / @duhsies / @mangoessassafras / @akuri-shinsou
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Little thing for KuroYaku
I headcannon Yaku as agender bisexual who goes by he/they so I used it interchangeably I also head cannon Kuroo as a demiboy bisexual who goes by he/they
Yaku was at their limit, everything felt like too fucking much. Yaku wasn’t one to crumble under pressure easily, he was tough as nails! But today wasn't one of those days. Everything was too loud, the lights too bright, he felt a migraine coming on.
Yaku turned to look at Kuroo who had been calling their name for a few minutes and had begun to poke him.
“You ok, you've been more quiet then usual.”
Yaku felt a blood vessel twitch.
“Kuroo, ” they said in a sickly sweet voice. “Leave me the fuck alone.”
Kuroo not knowing when to stop while ahead stayed in the same spot.
Yaku told himself to count to 10 to not explode but it didn't help. Yaku quickly stood up and stomped out of the room. They knew they would yell at Kuroo and regret it later.
‘srry horrible migraine v mad’ Yaku quickly texted out before retreating to a nearly abandoned stairwell. They frequented the stairwell probably more than he should, but they did get annoyed frequently and needed a place to cool down.
Luckily for Yaku, their last class was a study hall and they could go pretty much anywhere. I’ll do the homework later, Yaku thought to themself. He leaned his head against the cool wall which helped with the headache, just a little.
Yaku wasn't sure how much time passed when he heard footsteps, the bell hadn't rung yet so school wasn't over. They slowly opened their eyes to come face to face with Kuroo’s own bright eyes.
“What the hell are you doing here?” Yaku yelled, their voice echoing throughout the stairwell.
“I got you some ice, no need to thank me.”
“Why are you being nice to me?”
“I’m always nice!”
Yaku gave a skeptical look. Kuroo sighed, running a hand through his hair.
“Do you want the ice or not?”
Yaku quickly made a grabby motion with his hand. Kuroo chuckled handing the bag of ice to Yaku.
“Maybe you should miss practice in rest?”
Yaku scoffed, “And let you handle Lev all by yourself? No I’ll be fine.”
Kuroo’s grin grew into a smirk.
“So you do care!”
Yaku scoffed, “When haven't I?” After saying that, their eyes grew wide. Kuroo’s eyes widened as well.
“Aw don't be going soft on me demon senpai!”
Little did Yaku know that Kuroo replayed that in his head for the next month and smiling every time.
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[A Nekoma sleepover at Kenma's house]
Kenma, reading Sims patch notes: Pregnant sims can no longer brawl
Lev: Free abortion?
Yaku: Free abortion.
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what they do when their partner is sad
this is all very self-indulgent lol, I was just thinking about how some of my favorite guys would react to their partner going through a rough time
osamu, atsumu, suna, kuroo, oikawa
lets you put your head in his lap
runs his fingers through your hair as you cry
he’ll let you stay there as long as you need, even if his legs fall asleep
cooks you food afterwards and makes sure that you eat enough
checks up on you every day to ensure that you’re taking proper care of yourself
lets you wear his hoodie because it smells like him and he knows that calms you down
acts extra goofy to try and make you laugh
if the weather’s nice he’ll take you on a walk so you can get some sun
watches your favorite movie with you and lets you sit between his legs so he can wrap you in his arms
he won’t even complain if you get snot/tears on his shirt 🥲
he doesn’t know what to say to make you feel better, so he doesn’t really say anything
but he sits with you so that you don’t have to be alone
plays your favorite music for you
puts his phone away so that you have his undivided attention, even if you two aren’t doing anything
doesn’t make any snarky comments about your crying face (thx bby)
pulls you into the world’s tightest hug and will absolutely not let go
he’s also one to crack more jokes to get a laugh out of you
if that doesn’t work then he’ll give you 1000 kisses all over your cheeks, hair, shoulders, hands
he’ll talk for hours about literally anything just to keep you distracted until you fall asleep in his arms
doesn’t move all night long because he’s afraid of waking you up
self care day™
runs you a hot bath and washes your hair for you, massaging your scalp just the way you like
lights your favorite scented candle and gets you dressed in comfy clothes
climbs into bed with you and puts on your favorite tv show
you fall asleep with him holding you and you just feel so safe & warm & loved
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friendly reminder that im still pushing the kuroyaku agenda 😌 this time with a timeskip sketchdump!
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Preorders open in three days from now, on the 26th of April, 00:00 in GMT+8 time zone!
Here's an adorable sticker by Krispy! We hope you're as excited about it as Bokuto here is!✨✨
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OTP Questions OiKuroo version (part 3)
Changed my mind about the rated part! :P Got my questions here this time! Credits to otp-imagenes-cult!
Part ONE TWO
1. Who spends almost all their money on the other?
Kuroo. He’s rich and Oikawa is his spoiled baby.
2. Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
Kuroo. When he gets home tired, he likes taking a nap on Oikawa’s lap because he’s so, so warm and he smells nice...
3. Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
BOTH! They even openly eye the other and would often make green jokes! Kuroo likes being shirtless, while Oikawa usually wears no pants while wearing Kuroo’s shirt/hoodie ;)
4. Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
HAHAHAHA Kuroo 100% nags Oikawa to sleep early all the time. Most of the time, Oikawa doesn’t listen!
5. Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
Oikawa would burn simple dishes but would do good with complicated ones. Kuroo won’t make them cookies (he doesn’t bake); he’ll just take over lol
6. Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
Oikawa has a secret stan tumblr for his favorite K-Pop groups and would sometimes read fanfictions, while Kuroo is an old man who can be a killjoy sometimes. But in reality, he just wants to tease his boyfriend.
7. Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
Oikawa! As mentioned in part 2, he likes stealing Kuroo’s clothes.
8. Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
While both of them has good memory (also mentioned in part 2), Oikawa would often space out or get distracted in the middle of an errand, so he’s more likely to forget something.
9. Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
Depends on where they are. If in Japan, it’s Kuroo, but if they are abroad, Oikawa is more dependable.
10. Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
They don’t really draw, so changing it to taking pictures. Oikawa ALWAYS does the posing, while Kuroo is the epitome of an Instagram boyfriend.
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Honestly should i just create a writing blog at this point 🤔
Anyway, i got this thought while reading something abt akaashi basically confessing his love to you
But just imagine that you were texting Akaashi and his last text to you was that he’s basically in love with you and the next day at school he’s trying to avoid you because he believes you don’t feel the same and it’s awkward, you notice it though, but you finally catch him after school heading to the gym and you call out to him but he just freezes and is about to run away but you catch up him and before he takes the first step to run but you grab him by the back of his collar, then grab his face with your hands and just kiss him. When you let go you say “nice try on avoiding me but i never said i didn’t feel the same” causing him to grab your face and pull you into a passionate kiss
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Can we talk about like Hands for a minute? Because yes.
(This is 100% just me ranting about how much I appreciate hands) Uhmmm I’m not gonna put this with anyone specific but I mean please picture what you want I really just want to talk about this. This is mostly hands but just fluff I guess. Take it as you will.
hands subconsciously on ur thighs while the two of you are sitting together
his fingers just slightly against the small of your back when the two of you are walking together
placed below ur stomach when you aren’t feeling too good or you’re cramping
arms wrapped around you when you’re just standing somewhere
Just hands anywhere physical contact is so mwah
hands on your waist rubbing his thumb on the soft skin of ur sides
hands roaming your back
pressing on ur hips
squeeshing ur thighs is just mmmmmm
when he like picks u up and stuff its just
i can’t speak correctly when he picks u up and just squeezes you while y’all are kissin or sum its too good
i just really love physical contact
mmm yes hands
I really have no other idea of what to put right now I just had to get this out there
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[HAIKYUU BOYS & ABS.JPG]
Details: what if you got to wake up next to these tbh. not a fic, just thirst pics.
With: Akaashi, Aone, Bokuto, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Kita, Kuroo, Atsumu, Osamu, Oikawa, Sakusa, Daichi, Semi, Tanaka, Tendou, Tsukishima, Ushijima
Warnings: shirtless pics + tons of abs
A/N: click here for the back version i’m a hoe don’t @ me
— AKAASHI KEIJI;
— AONE TAKANOBU;
— BOKUTO KOUTAROU;
— IWAIZUMI HAJIME;
— KENMA KOZUME;
— KITA SHINSUKE;
— KUROO TETSUROU;
— MIYA ATSUMU;
— MIYA OSAMU;
— OIKAWA TOORU;
— SAKUSA KIYOOMI;
— SAWAMURA DAICHI;
— SEMI EITA;
— TANAKA RYUUNOSUKE;
— TENDOU SATORI;
— TSUKISHIMA KEI;
— USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI;
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HC ~ Cuddling
Tsukishima, Iwaizumi, Kuroo, Yamaguchi x reader (gender neutral)
[WARNINGS : some cussing (not characters, just me being me) || tooth-rotting fluff || mentions of love-marks]
A/n: my dog has been playing with a fly for the past 15 minutes and my heart- mY HEART I TELL YOU!! he was just chasing him around. today was a good day:)) aNYWAYS, i’m 90% sure u guys have figured out who my favs are lmaooo
enjoy yo selves loves :))
Cuddling restrictions will be lifted when you two are alone. But, you have to be the one to initiate the session, bc he will n o t do it for you - if you want his affection, you’ll need to work for it. He’s a touch-starved brat like that but you still love him-
Four-eyes, when he gets in the mood, won’t let you go once you start cuddling. You’ll have to learn how to pick your poison : cuddle BUT no getting out of it, or, no cuddles bc your boyfriend’s a tsundere.
HE. IS. A. GOD TIER. BIG. SPOON. He just knows where to hold you to make you all sleepy. There’re no words spilling from his mouth during these moments, but he’ll let you talk if you want and he’ll lie there with you, listening.
The exact moment where he feels you being lulled to sleep, he is t e r r i f i e d of waking you up. He’ll honestly feels really guilty if/when this does happen, but he’ll eventually learn to just cuddle in further with you.
Tsukishima won’t fall asleep until you’ve done it first - he feels like he won that way.
he’ll make it into a competition one way or another pbbfft
When you wake up from your nap together, you bet he’s gonna be a snarky lil shit about it >:( “oh~ someone looks like they’re well rested?” Trusted me, he enjoyed it just as much as you, but it’ll be one cold day in hell before he admits it.
Once you’ve opened up these doors in your relationship, he’s taking advantage of it. This dude. tHIS DUDE, pouts like a kicked puppy (in his own Tsukishima way) if you don’t pick up on his cues. Like he’ll stare at you an unhealthy amount until he gets his daily cuddle session. 😗 😗
This is your clingy baby now. Go. Go and tend to his majesty.
A sleepy Tsukki is a death trap. He has an iron grip on you at all times when you two nap together - he’s a middle blocker for god’s sake, he’s not letting you go. No matter what. There could be a serial killer outside and he’d care less. At least he gonna die cuddling.
Soft-boi neck kisses. Just littering the crevasses and soft patches of your skin, maybe even leaving a gentle bloom of a rose on your collarbone - it’s not even in a s3xual way.
He’s soft for you, and you alone.
omg show him an ounce, a crumb of human affection and he’s a goner 🤠
Cuddling with him more looks like you two lying face to face. Not exactly cuddling, but got one hand on yer waist, the other laying as a head rest.
Facing each other at all times is a must - it’s the first thing he sees both when he falls asleep and wakes up. Presses soft, fluttering kisses all over your face, never forgetting an inch anywhere.
KUROO WILL NOT, I REPEAT, WILL NOT HIDE WHEN HE’S IN DESPERATE NEED OF LOVING. He’ll whip out the puppy-dog eyes, annoying the hell outta you with the amount he’s whining and clinging to you, b e g g i n g for a spare minute hours of your time for him. So I don’t think I need to clarify who initiates the cuddles smh.
kuroo: “Don’t you love me??🥺 🥺 ”
kuroo: 😔 🤟 “Not everyone can be gangster…”
Feels so accomplished when he doesn’t intend for you to fall asleep, but you do anyway. His tummy gets those cheesy butterflies - he’s biting his lip to keep from dancing around the room like he just won the olympics. Instead, he pulls himself closer, tucking your head under his chin so he can smirk as freely as he pleases.
He too, is such a tease when you concede and finally come to offer him some much needed affection: “just couldn’t resist me, could you~” Sir please, let the poor thing shower you with love in peace. smack him
If you think he’s clingy at this point, you’re not ready for when you need to actually get up. He does a full 180° again, reverting back to how bad he was at the very beginning.
You can’t win. At all. You have that time to cuddle, but anything before or after is basically you babysitting him. (He’s very different person around you, istg)
Otherwise, 10/10 would recommend.
Iwa is like a personal weighted blanket. But except human & will restrain your every given movement. Look, he’s heavy and he knows it. Yes he will absolutely uses it against you.
He’s gonna be the one who initiates the cuddling for sure. The man’s is blushing but he just wants his cuddles at any means necessary.
Will only lay on top of you and bury his face in one of three places: your neck, your tummy, or your hip - aka, his favourite. Please, he’s snuggled up so innocently against you like wtf he was going to murder Oikawa early that day??? Don’t tease him about his being soft, he will straight up LEAVE like: 👋 🚶💨
Let’s you sleep on him every once in a while though - if y’all watching a movie on the couch (obviously watching a horror movie bc he totally wasn’t hoping you’d cling to him… at ALL) he’ll have a beefy arm around your shoulder
Anywhere is fair game with him. One moment you’re peacefully attending an online class, the next thing you know you’re w h e e z i n g underneath all the gd pressure of his body, making him smile into the crooks of your form, holding you tighter.
When you get distracted by something, getting lost in thought, he’s discreetly pressing smol pecks across your temple of a bod - he’s praising you in all your glory - but quickly pretending like he’s been sleeping the entire time when you ground yourself again.
On a particularly bad day, he’ll duck his head under your shirt/hoodie and poke his head out at the top so you can whisper sweet nothings into his hair, melting his worries away in an instant.
You’ve caught him fast asleep more than once, I guarantee. If you’re preoccupied with something else at that time, he’ll throw you over his shoulder bc “i think the tf not, y/n >:[ get yo ass in bed!!”
He’s a small spoon. sMOTHER HIM WITH LOVE. He’s clingy as ever living frick after y’all have had food as well :) just saying… 🤫 😉
You’re just gonna sit there and tell me to my face this man doesn’t have a FINE ASF playlist curated strictly for when y’all cuddle? Look my in the eyes and tell me he doesn’t. I dare you. He’s got a YouTube, Ad free playlist pulled up, on loop. Lofi-beats, soft rock, whatever you want. He’s got it gently playing in the background. His genius is for this playlist and this playlist only. He’s up at 3am wondering aloud “i wonder if y/n like this song or not..” He put so much effort in it >:(
Tbh, he’s too nervous he’ll make you uncomfortable to ask in person, so he’ll send you the link as a hint of what he wants to do. Eventually, he’ll be able to ask you naturally once the relationship evolves :)
Not really that clingy, although when he wants to cuddle when you’re there with him, he’ll give a back hug and ask if you two can go to his couch/room. Very very, subtle~~ ish
Both of you, lying your back, hands interlocked, sharing earbuds = heaven. As the cuddle session progresses, both of you are entangled together. If you end up snuggling his chest, he’ll never live it down. Ever. It makes him feel so protective and strong :D
When he thinks you’re sleeping, he’ll turn on his side, tracing nameless shapes into your skin, occasionally tapping the the beat of the song with his finger. soft hours oNLY
Hums along with the song playing, not too loud as to disturb you, genuinely enjoying himself.
If his confidence is especially higher that day, he’ll try and actively fluster you by leaving hickies up and down your body ;)) He’ll look at you lovingly like the masterpiece you are when he’s done painting you in red, blue and purple - yeah he’s whipped for you.
Beneath his salt, there’s sweet… deep, deep down-
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Haikyuu!! Characters as Conversations I’ve had with my Friends
Kenma: I will now only be expressing my feelings through random cat pictures
Kuroo: I- what does that even mean???
Kenma: I think this image says it all...
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