Prince Soma: 18 missing assignments and one day to do them,, i think my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances
O!Ciel: i can help
Prince Soma: it's alright! majority of these are just case studies for one class, i can probably finish them! thank you though!!
O!Ciel: i meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances
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b a s i c a l l y
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More incorrect quote !
Ceil: * looking at his distant relative and the momma at the window* Sebastian
Sebastian: yes my lord?
Ceil: how many letters came in for (yn) asked for courting this week?
Sebastian: about three this time, seems she is quite a popular widow
Ceil: Burn it, she belongs to this family and she birth a living proof of it * he means that reader is a wife by marriage and the results of her giving birth to one of the blood lines *
Sebastian: yes my lord
Yesss~The drama
Because that's really the only way you can get out from under his thumb
So you're definitely trying to respond to someone, ANYONE
🖤🖤🖤🖤
(Y/n): *Casually walks past Sebastian*
Sebastian: *Stops walking*...Mistress?
(Y/n): Yes?
Sebastian: You have something your not supposed to have, don't you?
(Y/n): ....
Sebastian: ....
*(Y/n) takes off running with the letter with Sebastian following right behind*
(Y/n): CHILD, RELEASE THE KITTENS!
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Grell: "I sent you a message asking and you said yes!"
Sebastian: "You were asking me if I could get you extra nuggets at Wendy's, not if I wanted to get married."
Grell: "So you don't want to get married?"
Sebastian: "No."
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Grelle: William where'd you get mcdonald's?????
William: .....Mcdonald's?
Grelle: Bitch give me a fry.
William: Is that how you ask???
Grelle: Bitch PLEASE give me a fry.
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Ciel: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?
Grell: …
Grell: …Should I not have?
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Ciel: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Sebastian: Thats because your too short to do so.
Ciel: ...Listen here you-
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Ciel: What's this?
Sebastian, hugging Ciel: Affection!
Ciel: Disgusting.
Ciel: ...Do it again.
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Ciel: Sebastian, I got suspended from school…
Sebastian: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Ciel: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.
Sebastian: And…?
Ciel: I asked which end…
Sebastian, unable to contain their laughter:Okay, you just made my day.
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Agni: Name a way to be nice to others
Sebastian: Don’t kill them.
Agni:
Agni: Setting the bar a little too low, but I'll allow it.
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Ciel: What's your type?!!!!
Alois: Anything honestly, but nerds especially.
Ciel, desperately as Alois bleeds out: Your blood type!
Alois: Oh! B positive!
Ciel: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE-
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Messenger at the door: May I speak to the head of the household?
Sebastian, turning to the stray cat he picked up from the street and keeps hidden in his quarters: There's someone here for you.
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Finny: Sebastian, can we sleep in your room tonight?
Sebastian, with an exasperated sigh: Why? What happened?
Mey-Rin: We played with a Ouija Board and cursed all of ours.
Baldroy: And Tanaka's no help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits so he's just throwing green tea leaves at them.
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Eric: craft an elaborate plan, make sure Alan doesn't die, collect 1000 souls, and run away with Alan.
Eric: what was your plan
Alan: don't die. (Optional)
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Sebastian: "You´re spoiled."
Ciel: "Well who´s fault is that?"🙃
Sebastian:
Sebastian *internally*: damn I´m about to lose an argument to a thirteen year old
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