#kuwtb

[garageoshi]

@ho_sw_aye ‘s British Racing Green BMW M3 (E36) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqtjdCPMc_j/

#bmw e36 #e36 coupe #e36 m3 #car drawing #car art #car illustration #bbs wheels #kuwtb #garageoshi

[daenystheedreamer]

This is tyrionyork again with another kuwtb / modern au question because these are fun: what do you think is the fashion style of each barranister?

tommen is dressed up in little sailor suits okay.... i believe cersei has like. gajillion dollar photoshoots where he's in a little sailor boy costume with a big lollipop :)

joffrey is so polo shirt yacht white boy abercrombie and finch old money tiktok core fashion. or this:

myrcella would cycle through westerosi tiktok trends. like cottagecore vsco clean girl blah blah etcetc. rich white girl type. with scrunchies.

cersei... think real housewives but even worse. even whiter. even more inner city suburbs.

tyrion in the steve jobs turtleneck... sexy. but business casual. roman roy succession dot jpeg.

renly is bespoke suits. renly would describe stannis as normcore, stannis would describe himself as a normal man wearing normal man clothing. loras is a gymbro in gymbro clothing. marge and renly buy loras' clothing for him or he will just wear booty shorts and a wifebeater.

#ask #anonymous #kuwtb #MWAH #tyrionyork

[2hightocare]

We’re jk oc deprived 😭😭😭

Any new Drabble ?

noooo I can’t seem to finish any of my works for them, there’s only like prompts of barely 500 words here’s sum for you guys🥳🥳🥳🥳

1.

“Do you guys have triple extra-large condoms?”

“Your dick is not that big, oh please,” Yoongi bursts out laughing, throwing his head back and covering his face with his hands. You can’t help but snort softly as Lora tries to figure out how many inches triple extra-large would be using her hands.

“How is that possible..?” Jimin says, laying his head down on the hotel room bed beside Taehyung, who’s been snoring away since you all arrived.

“Just because you have a small dick doesn’t mean I do,” Jungkook retorts, crossing his arms and leaning against the colorful wall of the room.

You’re all in Las Vegas, celebrating Jungkook’s and your three-year wedding anniversary. It was a spontaneous trip planned just a few hours before catching the earliest plane. None of you are new to Vegas, Taehyung, who’s lacking enthusiasm. The moment he steps foot in your and Jungkook’s hotel room, he knocks out.

The room has become the main hangout spot for everyone.

“I aspire to be as delusional as Kook,” Ari jokes from her spot on the floor in front of the mirror, curling her hair. The group bursts out laughing as Jungkook rolls his eyes and wraps his arms around your neck from behind, joining in the laughter.

Jungkook’s strong personality is one of the things that drew you to him. He always knows how to make you laugh, no matter the situation, with his random remarks and perfect timing.

2.

“I think this is the dumbest thing ever,” Jungkook sighs, bouncing his leg where Iseul is sitting, sucking on her pink pacifier. Her two small pigtails bounce with each movement of your husband’s leg.

“She needs them, they’re literally mandatory, baby,” you lay your head on his shoulder, glancing around the clinic and noticing a brunette mom making googly eyes at your husband. Jungkook, too worried about his daughter, doesn’t even notice.

“I know, but do you not hear all the babies crying?” Jungkook says, watching Iseul giggle at his worried expression. “I’m afraid you’re worrying more than her,” you laugh, squeezing Iseul’s cheeks, making her squirm in Jungkook’s lap. “Aren’t you so cute, huh?” You coo, eliciting giggles from Iseul.

“Oh no,” Iseul pouts, pointing to the pacifier on the ground. “Oh no, it’s right, princess,” Jungkook bends over, picking up the pink pacifier and passing it to you. Iseul reaches for it eagerly, but you scrunch your face, sticking out your tongue. “Yuck,” you say, and Iseul mimics you, making Jungkook laugh at her reaction. “God, can’t believe I made such a perfect offspring,” Jungkook exclaims, showering Iseul’s face with kisses, which only makes her laugh more.

“You did not just call her offspring,” you gasp, a snort slipping past your mouth, making Jungkook laugh loudly before quieting down, realizing where you are. “Jeon Iseul?” The door opens, revealing a woman, likely the doctor’s assistant.

You and Jungkook immediately stand up, making your way to her. “Iseul?” she asks, and you confirm with a smile, interlocking your fingers with your husband’s as he holds Iseul on his other arm.

“Okay, follow me,” she says, leading you through a hallway adorned with pastel colors and animals painted on the walls, catching Iseul’s attention as she points and babbles.

“Gee-raffe!” she babbles, her baby teeth showing as she smiles at the animals. “Aw, she’s the cutest,” the assistant remarks, turning to give a warm smile to your daughter. She opens a sliding door with a giant elephant in the middle, leading you inside.

“Take a seat. Whoever’s going to hold her, please sit there,” she points to the big chair in the middle of the room. Jungkook sits, placing Iseul on his lap and adjusting her dress.

“Okay, can you tell me her birthday?” the assistant asks. “November 10th, 2022,” you answer, adjusting your cap as Jungkook pokes Iseul’s cheek.

“Okay, the doctor will be here in a few. Bye, Iseul. Nice meeting you,” she waves at your daughter, who waves back before the assistant exits the room.

3.

“I want another one,” Jungkook whines, attacking your neck with kisses. “Baby, no,” you moan as he sucks and nips, leaving red marks on your throat.

“Please, give me another one,” your husband pouts, finally looking at you. His tattooed hand holds the base of your neck, pulling you in for a kiss as he smiles into it, making your teeth clash.

The kiss is messy, strings of saliva connecting between you both each time you separate to catch your breath. Jungkook bites your lip, making you moan into his mouth, to which he replies with a cocky smile.

“I’ll fuck you so good, baby, please,” Jungkook whines between kisses. “Please,” kiss. “Please,” another kiss. “Please,” and another.

“We can’t,” you reply between kisses. “Why the fuck not? We can do them right now,” Jungkook says, pulling you closer by your throat.

Jungkook has been wanting another kid, but as much as you want to say ‘fuck it’ and do it, you just couldn’t at the moment. You’ve been too busy with school, and the same goes for Jungkook with work, but he didn’t seem to think it through. He wanted another mini you, turning the house upside down alongside Iseul.

“Please, Iseul would love to have a brother… or sister,” he adds late, causing you to side-eye him, which only makes him smile as he nestles into your neck.

“No babies yet, let’s wait,” you happily sigh as he places a kiss on your collarbone, twirling a strand of your hair.

“So we’re not fucking?” Jungkook peeks up with a grin as you burst out laughing. “Not without protection,” you scratch the back of his head, making him moan before he rests his head on your lap, looking up at you with a smile.

“I see how it is,” you joke as you feel him shift in your arms before laying his head on your lap. “What?” you ask, placing your small palm over his face before moving it around. Jungkook sticks his tongue out, licking your palm, which has you quickly retrieving your hand.

“Ew, you’re nasty,” you scrunch your nose as he reaches for your hair, pulling gently.

“That’s nasty? You literally asked me to spit in your mo—,” before he could finish, you place your palm over his mouth again, shutting him up as his eyes widen with amusement.

“Shush,” a small giggle leaves your lips as you blush like a high school girl. You’ve known Jungkook for over ten years, and till this day, he has you giggling and kicking your feet whenever he looks at you.

“I miss your lip piercing,” you pout, squishing his cheeks with your hand as he laughs, poking your belly button with his pinky. “I do too, but Iseul literally ripped my shit,” he says, a pained expression on his face as he remembers his daughter pulling on the lip piercing with incredible force.

“Is that why you took out your ear ones too?” you ask, biting your lower lip as your finger plays with his pierced earlobe. He nods, his eyes fluttering closed as your fingers trace along his perfectly carved eyebrows.

“Well, I miss them,” you pout, tracing the outline of his lips.

“I’ll put them back on tomorrow,” he winks, making you roll your eyes before pinching his lips together.

4.

“I still can’t believe you guys won’t add me to the group chat,” Jungkook whines, leaning his head on your shoulder and looking up at you with hopeful eyes.

“It’s only girls, so no,” Eunbi says, finishing braiding her thick blonde hair as Jungkook sends her a dirty look, which she returns.

“Namjoon is on it?” Your husband continues poking your cheek, as if that would make you add him to the group chat. But only if he knew that you weren’t even admin, and that it was Eunbi’s job to begin with.

“He’s part of the girls. He just gets us,” you give him an apologetic look, which he rolls his eyes at before scooting to the furthest edge of the couch and crossing his arms.

#ask! kuwtb💌 #jungkook fanfic #jungkook #bts fanfic #bts jungkook #jungkook fluff #jungkook x reader #jjk #bangtan #fluff #jjk fanfic #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk smut #jungkook imagine #jungkook smut #jeongguk x reader #jeongguk fic #jeon jungkook

[saintchaser]

what kind of dates do you think nobleflower would go on

astronomy tower dates, hogwarts picnics right next to the forbidden forest or the black lake, the room of requirement dates (i think that a lot of people knew about it, but it couldn't be added on the map because of magic), and muggle london dates during the holidays

#narcissa black #alice longbottom #nobleflower #asks #ship asks #aris the kuwtb genius <3 #< is this a good tag for u??? #beloved's asks! <3

[drewsbuzzcut]

Visceral In Doses

mat barzal x model!fem!reader

series warnings: mentions of sex, curse words, bits of angst, small age gap (5 years), mentions of nudity, mentions of alcohol, mentions of anxiety and other mental health related talk

series masterlist: continued masterlist

blurbs will be found in the “visceral in doses blurbs” tag

☀️: the summer series 🎞️: the vogue series🎄: holiday series

first weeks:

Nothing Like The Rain

Hook, Line, And Sinker

Dangerous

Losing Our Balance

months 1-3

Let The Chaos Begin

The Waiting Game

Something For The Pain And Something So I Sleep

Drama Isn’t Picky

months 4-6

13

Drunk Off You & ig edit

Haze

21

I Love The Sound, I Love The Taste ☀️

Summertime And The Living’s Easy ☀️

Pleasing ☀️

Cherries And Cream ☀️

Paradise ☀️

1 year

A Peek Behind The Curtain

No Home Without Me

Date Nights

I Wanna Stay Here Forever

Day In The Life

Angel

The Very First Christmas 🎄

Christmas Trees & Ice Skating 🎄

2 Years

Decisions

Daddy

Breaking The Internet

I Can Feel Your Heart Beatin’ With Mine

Bliss

Falling Fast, Breathing Slow

Stars All Aligned

Words We Don’t Mean

Words We Don’t Mean pt. 2

The Countdown Begins

Nolan Rhodes Barzal

The Beginning

Undying Love

Beach Bums

You’re My Remedy

Mother

3 Years

Kiss It Better

Boy’s Day… Plus Mom

Vineyard Adventures ☀️

Flicks From Italy ☀️

Surprise!

Countdown To The Wedding

Pre-wedding Requisites

Mother’s Day Special

4 Years

KUWTB

Only Light Up…

My Dear Devoted Delicate

I Love My Name Inside Your Voice

Introducing: The Barzals

Mrs. Barzal

You Can Hear It In The Silence

Won’t You Comfort Me

The Best Is Yet To Come

5 Years

Baby Angel

Grateful

Barzy’s Birthday Bash

Perfect In Denim

How It Started

Searching For Answers

We’ve Got A Problem

I Tore You Right Apart

X Marks The Spot

Forever Doesn’t Measure

Life Filled With Joy

Pregnant And Thriving

6 Years

Back Like We Never Left

Round 3

Midnights Like This

Babygirl Barzal

73 Questions 🎞️

Insight 🎞️

Beauty Secrets 🎞️

The It Girl 🎞️

24 Hours 🎞️

Preparations 🎞️

The Big Night

About Last Night

Pulling You Apart

Forever And Ever

GQ’s Couple’s Quiz

Mine

Body Electric

Barzal Film Reel

The Family Man

Don’t You Ever Grow up

You Can’t Slow Time

My Body Is Your Alarm Clock

I Feel You No Matter What

All Treats For The Barzals

Frustration

Thanksgiving Shenanigans 🎄

Under The Mistletoe 🎄

The First Christmas Party 🎄

#mat barzal #mat barzal fic #mat barzal blurb #mat barzal imagine #mat barzal fluff #mat barzal fanfiction #nhl imagine #nhl fic #new york islanders #mat barzal x reader #visceral in doses #visceral in doses blurbs

[iheartaris]

aris aris aris

i had a lucid dream about keeping up with the blacks and i'm not even ON THE SERVER what are you doing to my brain

OH MY GOD 😭😭

this is so funny, it’s your sign that you should join your dreams are telling you that it’s the funniest server ever

everyone should have kuwtb brain rot

#aris’ asks #aris answers asks #rosie tag <3

[bluemeetgrey]

Here’s a little snippet from my unnamed Kitty Heartstopper/Young Royals AU

***

KUWTB;

Livvy;

Ty!

Ty-Ty!

@Ty

Dru;

@Ty

Ty

Livvy:

He’s not answering.

Jules;

He’s probably in class and paying attention unlike some two I can mention right now!

Livvy; 

Yeah go back to class Dru and @Emma

I know u r creeping!

Emma;

You got me 

@Ty how is the Prince doing?

Dru

Livvy u still have classes too!

Livvy

But I am at homeschool and no one care!

Dru; 

I care!

Go back to class!!

Jules ;

I second that

Go back to class all of you!

If I see y’all on hear before 1230 and after 1 I'm taking away pancake privileges!

#kit herondale #ty blackthorn #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #dru blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #blackstairs #kitty tda #sobh #tsc #tda #zoe’s random shit #kit and ty #kit x ty #I hope this could make up for the lack of posts in the past few days

[najeebnasirsama]

THE PUNISHER💀 . The Punisher is a turbocharged 500+HP BMW E30 drift machine owned and built by the master @drift_king_73 of @drift_garage_nigeria and this car isn’t playing around with anyone. I can’t wait for the magician to set this car loose so that we can see what she can do. . . #nsamaphotography #abuja #nigeria #bmw #bmwtcn #bmwclub #bmwlove #bmwgram #bmwfan #bmwlovers #bmwe30 #drift #driftcar #kuwtb #e30 #driftlife #driftmissile #234drive #darkknightmotorsports #carsfromnaija #supercarsofnigeria #shotoniphone #shotwithiphone (at Abuja, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/nsamaphotography/p/CYcJQLcIGF4/?utm_medium=tumblr

#nsamaphotography #abuja #nigeria #bmw #bmwtcn #bmwclub #bmwlove #bmwgram #bmwfan #bmwlovers #bmwe30 #drift #driftcar #kuwtb #e30 #driftlife #driftmissile #234drive #darkknightmotorsports #carsfromnaija #supercarsofnigeria #shotoniphone #shotwithiphone

[seriouslyfuckbatman]

#jason todd #bruce wayne #arkham series #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #dcedit #my edit #lol #dc crack #crack post #dc humor #humor #funny #parody #incorrect quotes #kuwtb

[strictlystaticcrew]

Owner @rossco_e30_v8 ・・・ Moist 😈😈😈 ——————————————————————————— 📸 @nico_vsp ——————————————————————————— #bmw #e30 #ultimateklasse #stancebmw #speedhunter #e30worldwide #oldskool #e30world #e30mafia #e30lovers #e30daily #kuwtb #stancenation #e30owners #bimmersonfleek #carthrottle #dirtythirty #e30trouble #shadowsportdetailing #shadowsportuk #boosted #v8 #chevy #twins #twinturbo #holset #carbon #strictlystatic (at Strictlystatic.co.uk) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE9jnKlFMZw/?igshid=at5kdo1in79a

#bmw #e30 #ultimateklasse #stancebmw #speedhunter #e30worldwide #oldskool #e30world #e30mafia #e30lovers #e30daily #kuwtb #stancenation #e30owners #bimmersonfleek #carthrottle #dirtythirty #e30trouble #shadowsportdetailing #shadowsportuk #boosted #v8 #chevy #twins #twinturbo #holset #carbon #strictlystatic

[daenystheedreamer]

omg the one ask about your modern au reminded me of your keeping up with the baratheons thing i loved it so much!!!! do you have any other ideas/hcs for it???

AHHH KUWTB i missed them... ok so i love the idea of like real housewives of king's landing existing and cersei being on a season of it and thats how she starts being famous for being famous yknow.

RHOKL cersei season: cersei, taena merryweather, tanda stokeworth, falyse stokeworth, lysa arryn, selyse florent, alerie tyrell. they're not KL technically but i would also add genna lannister, ellaria sand and sybell spicer.

i think this lineup would cause some astronomical levels of cunt and slay, but cersei is definitely the breakout star. marge and olenna show up as side characters. lysa exits the show dramatically. selyse falls for MLM scams and is forced to leave when she tries hawking them on facebook. the real actual cops get called when cersei and ellaria grab wine glasses and turn them into shanks and start trying to stab each other. there's soooo many cocaine and drunk driving arrests.

KUWTB is a RHOKL (jesus christ ive got asoiaf acronym brain) spinoff because cersei was so fucking insane and the ratings were so good everytime she like caused a physical fight. taena is the ONLY person from RHOKL that cersei doesnt have personal violent beef with (ellaria and cersei have restraining orders) and she shows up o KUWTB.

also i like the crack theory that taena's son is a robert bastard and i think it would be VERY funny for that scandal to play out.

myrcella likes RHOKL she thinks its funny and she liked wearing pretty dresses when she shows up on the show. joffrey fucking hates it so much he's like everyone at school thinks im GAY cos of this. tommen is just excited cos 'mummy's on tv!' robert does not give a fuck

also taena and cersei go on a season of westerosi celebrity big brother and have implied lesbian sex in an episode

#kuwtb #ask #anonymous #KISSES MWAH MWAH #i think reality tv cersei is like. the only modern au cersei where she doesnt kill people #modern au cersei is realistically hillary clinton so. best to have her as fucking lisa rinna #cersei lannister

[2hightocare]

Has Jungkook sung a song/ or talked with baby isuel when she was inside OC ?

three years ago…

"Do you think she can hear me?" Your husband rubs your round belly. "I think so," you mumble, your eyes fluttering closed from how tired you were.

"You’re just too good to be true... can’t take my eyes off you~" Jungkook starts singing softly, as if it was only supposed to be for the person in your belly. "You'd be like heaven to touch... I wanna hold you so much," he continues. Jungkook has a beautiful voice, you started to realize whenever he would burst into song out of nowhere— you feel your heart beating faster.

"At long last love has arrived, and I thank God I’m alive. You’re just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off you," he sings to the human inside of you, a small chuckle slipping past his lips as he peeked up to see you smiling down at him.

"I love you baby, and if it’s quite alright... I need you baby," he continues. You giggle softly, your hands reaching for his curls— playing with his hair, he melts into your touch, moaning slightly in relief before closing his eyes again.

"And let me love you, baby... let me love you," he sings before leaving a kiss on your belly, just before receiving a kick. "Oh my god, did you feel that?" You giggle, grabbing his hand and placing it where you just felt the kick— another kick making Jungkook burst smiling.

"Hi baby, daddy and mommy love you and can’t wait to meet you," he whispers into your belly.

#ask! kuwtb💌

[widowsresolve]

I’ve been sitting on this idea for a while now and decided it’s ready to share!

Inspired by the Keeping Up With the Joneses film, our favorite couple of master assassins end up undercover in suburbia next to the curious neighbor combo of Bennie and Claire (from the Item 47 one shot).

Chapter 1 on AO3

#clintasha #clint barton #natasha romanoff #clint x natasha #monkeyfic #claire weiss #bennie pollack #kuwtb #claire x bennie

[urotuning]

Happy ///Monday!!! ⠀ 🚙: @m555ttc ⠀ #bmw #bimmer #e31 #bmw8series #hellaflush #e30 #e36 #e46 #850ci #e26 #bmwclassic #850i #m3 #m4 #m5 #m6 #kuwtb #respectyourelders #mpower #bagged #lowered #850csi #slammed #stance #bmwm #urotuning #urotuned ⠀ 📷 @keeping_up_with_the_bavarians

#bmwm #bmw8series #e46 #stance #mpower #lowered #bmwclassic #m6 #urotuning #bagged #e26 #urotuned #m5 #respectyourelders #hellaflush #e36 #kuwtb #e30 #e31 #850ci #bimmer #850i #m4 #bmw #slammed #850csi #m3

[iheartaris]

my sister has been begging me to make cookies so COOKIES AND THEN KUWTB I PROMISE

#keeping up with the blacks #i didn’t think ppl would become so obsessed with this #but it’s fun #and i like doing it #so it’s all good

[itsmagicalnightmarecollecto-blog]

#KUWTB