random south park x gn!reader incorrect quotes
these are probably ooc (out of character)
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Y/N: Favorite horror movie?
Christopher: It
Gregory: Saw
Damien: Annabelle
Pip: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Y/N: Nothing in life is free.
Christopher: Love is free!
Gregory: Adventure is free.
Damien: Knowledge is free.
Pip: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Y/N: Anyone d-
Craig: Depressed?
Tweek: Drained?
Clyde: Dumb?
Butters: Disliked?
Y/N: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Y/N: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Craig: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Tweek: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Clyde: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Butters: My moral code, is that you?
Y/N:
Y/N: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Craig: Several traffic violations.
Tweek: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Clyde: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Butters: Also, that’s not our car.
Y/N: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Kenny: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Y/N: Three of us saw it, Kenny. How do you explain that?
Kenny: *points at Cartman* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kyle* Paranoia. *points at Stan* Delusional personality disorder.
Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Kenny: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Stan: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Kyle: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Kenny: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Stan: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Kyle: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Cartman, annoyed: You are disappointments
Y/N: You're a loose cannon, Kenny.
Kenny: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Cartman: I think you play by your own rules.
Kyle: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Y/N: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Kenny: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Stan is a loose cannon.
Stan: *smashes a chair*
Y/N: Dammit, Wendy!
Wendy: What?! It wasn’t me!
Y/N: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Bebe!
Bebe: Not me either.
Y/N: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Heidi: *whistles*
Y/N: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Wendy: What?
Bebe: That you're a child.
Heidi: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Y/N, to Stan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Stan, motioning to themself and Kyle: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Y/N: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Stan: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Kyle: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Stan: Good thinking.
Y/N: WHY. why did you give Kyle a KNIFE?!
Stan: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Y/N: Now I feel unsafe!
Stan: I’m sorry.
Stan: ... would you like a knife?
Y/N: Pip, can I talk to you for a second?
Pip: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Damien are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Y/N: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Y/N: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Damien: If?
Pip: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Damien: Just rip the bandage off.
Y/N: It’s Pip.
Damien: Put the bandage back on.
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can you draw style or stary? or any stan ship u want ^-^
I've actually got something related to Stary I've had for quite awhile. In the wonderful fandom space some friends and myself created an au together. It's personified combinations of the ships in the fandom, and their personalities are based on the ship dynamic. A great load of fun :p
Here is Stary, designed by @theasnewgroove:
I'll show you some others I drew too:
Gregstophe, designed by myself:
K2, designed by @cherrysleepover:
Bendy, designed by myself:
Kyman, designed by @theasnewgroove:
Karicia, designed by myself:
Fike, designed by myself:
Candy, designed by myself:
I claimed alot of rarepairs, I just couldn't help myself. Yeah they're all chicks because why the fuck not. There's many others too because we went wild. This counts as a ship request right?
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Okay but something that will always sadden me regarding Laura Kinney is that her creators Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost, who created her in both X-Men Evolution and the original 2 miniseries' that featured her origins, X-23 and X-23 Target X, originally intended to reveal that she was gay in a planned third miniseries but then never got a chance to do so because Marvel cancelled it...
Laura Kinney was meant to be so so gay.. And instead she's completely hetero despite the original intention for her character to be otherwise and that just disappoints me so much... I mean I know a character evolving past what they were originally intended to be is just what happens. But when she was meant to be gay and just never got the chance to be... Well, as a lesbian fan of hers who always wished she was gay, and who learned this only a few years ago, well it just upsets me so much....
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all about me !!
౨ৎ seventeen
౨ৎ she/her
౨ৎ typical high school girl
౨ৎ latina (colombian & el salvadorian)
౨ৎ ISFJ
౨ৎ music taste is all over the place
౨ৎ too many failed talking stages, not one bf
౨ৎ average biker!matt sturniolo enthusiast
fav artists
lana del rey, sza, frank ocean, the weeknd, drake, kanye west, travis scott, pink pantheress, tyler the creator, childish gambino, dominic fike, kendrick lamar, mac miller, tv girl, deftones, doja cat, chase atlantic, arctic monkeys, kali uchis, jhené aiko, paramore, big time rush.
fav movies / shows
outer banks, south park, shameless, the office, modern family, crossroads, scott pilgrim vs the world, jennifer’s body, the perks of being a wallflower, the florida project, stranger things, invader zim, the terminal, the virgin suicides, jersey shore, baseketball, sex education, heartbreak high, a boy named charlie brown, cloverfield, project x, the notebook, mamma mia, my babysitters a vampire, mean girls, terrifier.
fav men
chris sturniolo, matt sturniolo, jj maybank, rafe cameron, trey parker, matt stone, daniel dimaggio, vinnie hacker, benjamin wadsworth, jack champion.
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