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#labyrinth incorrect quotes
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Jareth: My whole life is an open book.
Sarah: Your whole life is an open blouse!
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laughableillusions · 1 year
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Jareth: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet!
Nick: What are you bidding on?
Jareth: I am bidding on a table.
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podado-t-art · 3 months
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Jareth: Sarah! I’ve fallen for you! 🥹😘🫣🤭💕
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Sarah: GET. UP.
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This is how that final scene went right?
Based on an incorrect Labyrinth quote I saw once.
And yes I reused the drawing of Sarah, I’m lazy lol
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chiron: you have to go on this quest, the fate of the world is at stake
percy: meh
grover: the fate of the world includes your mom
percy: YALL SHOULDA LED WITH THAT, ITS QUESTING TIME BITCHES
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chainlollipop · 1 year
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does this make sense
edit: sorry yall im turning off rbs for this its getting to be a lot 😭
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super-marvel-dc · 8 months
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Y/N, walking into the living room and sitting next to Jason on the couch: You remind me of the babe.
Jason, confused: What babe?
Y/N, thinking Jason is going alone with it: Babe with the power.
Jason, even more confused: What power?
Y/N, happily singing: Power of voodoo.
Jason, completely confused and now concerned for Y/N: Who do?
Y/N: You do.
Jason, thinking Y/N has lost their mind: Do what?!
Y/N, happily finishing the song: Remind me of the babe!
Y/N: *Skips out of the room, humming to themself.*
Jason, talking to Dick on the phone: *Watching Y/N leave* you need to get down here, I think Y/N has lost their mind...
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marksandrec · 9 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2575
You know, because of the demon. :P (Dialogue from Archer.)
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months
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VRISKA: Torture la8yrinths aren’t even that 8ad! Like, it’s not a maze, just keep walking ::::/ 
ROSE: Aren’t there also traps and spikes? Hence the torture part? 
VRISKA: Wouldn’t even notice with the type of shit I have going on ::::P
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lyralee333 · 20 days
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“Listen to Luke,” Annabeth said. “He knows what he is talking about.” “When I got back from my quest,” Luke said, his face turning grim. “People liked to speculate what really happened. But I knew the truth, and that’s all that matters. No one can make you inferior without your consent.” “Did you just quote The Princess Diaries?” he asked, genuinely curious.  Annabeth rolled her eyes. “He quoted Eleanor Roosevelt, you moron.” “Oh.” ~~ Percy Jackson and the Illusion of Time.
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write-it-motherfuckers · 10 months
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Person A: “Wait, how the hell are we back at the beginning again?!”
Person B: “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you for the past half hour! This whole damn place just loops indefinitely! Why the fuck do you think we were having so much trouble escaping in the first place?!”
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thestarwarslesbian · 11 months
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Obi-wan and Cody watching Labyrinth.
Cody: Omg who is that? He’s not that great. Obi-wan: HOW DARE YOU!!!! That is our lord and saviour DAVID BOWIE!!!
Later
Cody, on comm with Satine: And yeah, then he made me leave. Satine: Understandable he ended our relationship over me saying that David Bowie was a bad singer and wasn’t hot. Cody: Even I wouldn’t say that.
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Toby: Sarah, can I have a story?
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his sister so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.
Toby, terrified: An evil circus?
Sarah, guilty: No, a nice one with monkeys.
Toby: Thank you.
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mysteriousowlspy · 2 years
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Gus: I told Hunter his ears turn red when he lies.
Willow: Why?
Gus: Just watch.
Gus: Hey, Hunter! Do you love us?
Hunter, covering his ears: No.
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laughableillusions · 8 months
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Labyrinth Clue:
[All of them standing around a dead goblin]
Jareth: who broke it?…I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Sarah: I did, I broke-
Jareth: No. no you you didn’t. Didymus?
Sir Didymus: Don’t behold at me! behold at Hoggle!
Hoggle: What? I didn't break it!
Sir Didymus: I understand you not. Yond's weird. How'd thee coequal knoweth t wast broken?
Hoggle: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Sir Didymus: Suspicious…
Hoggle: No! it’s not!
The Worm: If it matters - probably not - but Ludo was the last one to see them.
Ludo: Liar! Ludo no break!
The Worm: Oh really? Then what were you doing outside the goblin city earlier?
Ludo: Ludo play with chickens! All know that!
Sarah: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me bury them, Jareth-
Jareth angrier: No! Who broke it??!
Hoggle: …
Hoggle: Your majesty? The wise one’s been awful quiet
The Wise one’s hat: oh REALLY?!
Hoggle: Yeah really!
The Wise One’s hat: Oh my god!
[They all start arguing]
Jareth later to his goblins: I killed him. He bit my hand so I kicked him out the window. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Jareth: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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litcrazh · 1 year
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praetor zhang is a hater confirmed 👀
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ast3rrul3z · 25 days
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My life has significantly improved
Ive got bitches 🫶 @m0mm13s-f4v0r1t2-h3ll-sp4wn 🩷🩷🩷
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