#lack of balls

[denjidenjiji]

guess who’s a girl dad now. Me. Him.

(I’m playing funger in Russian. I do not speak Russian.)

god help me.

#art #digital art #ibispaintx #funger #fear and hunger fanart #phone art #cahara #funger cahara #fear and hunger cahara #fear and hunger girl #suck my balls #sorry for the lack of art #im tired #and artblock is kicking my ass #Nothing looks right #But!!! #im gonna have fun >:)) #art is fun art is fun art is fun- #Is it bad I chant that in my head everyday #Anywah #girl dad

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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Hair Revealed. Heir Rejected.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #Finally I can reveal what was under his little kerchief this whole time. #or rather was was lacking under his kerchief this whole time. #The hereditary hair has been revealed! What a twist I'm pretty sure everyone saw coming! #Apparently in the Audio Drama it's *Some Random Cultivator* who kicks Meng Yao's soft little body down the stairs like a ball #and NOT JGS or JZX - as would be more dramatically relevant #so having one of those two give a funny like like “No doubles” is inaccurate. #And what IS PDMDZS if not the most accurate representation of these characters and story? (this is in jest. I'm aware of the irony) #Our poor little yao yao is....a poor little meow meow..... #I hope he doesn't show up bloody and full of vengeance! #Next time on PDMDZS: Meng Yao has a knife and a license to kill

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Them 🥹

#dbz #dragon ball z #gohan #son gohan #db #dragon ball #goku #son goku #sketch #THEMMMM #pssst throwing a drawing after not drawing for ages then running away again #ive been busy (good busy alhumdulillah) hence the lack of drawings #but dbz is always on the back of my mind...:D #also i listened to 'fly me to the moon' on repeat while drawing this and GOD was it a vibe

[ahalliance]

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

#qsmp irl #etoiles #étoiles #foolish gamers #tinakitten #jay rambles #jay clips #27/10/2023 #a taste of one of Etoiles’ epic french tirades (you have not seen half of it) #they’re already incredible in English but dude gets so much more aggressive in French lmfaooo #also wanted to clip this bc foolish’s face is sending me . deer in the headlights looking mf #i feel like if Etoiles ranted at him in French with a similar tone he’d just freeze #also tina was so cute here :] she leaned forwards to try and read chat bc she initially thought he was reading a msg #im so invested in tina and foosh’s french arcs tbh #wish there were a bettee translation for casser les couilles tbh . bc bust my balls is literally accurate but it kinda lacks the pizazz #casser les couilles has . i think im just more partial to french swears in general

[xrenyaa]

[based on the statue „génie du mal“ by guillaume geefs]

sukuna being the fallen one is the one thing that will never leave my brain

#myart #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #sukuna ryomen #have to get up to work in 5 hours god have mercy #i am not a big fan of the winged version so i also added the wingless version #idk i am kinda annoyed by the lack of attributes without the wings bc he just sits there with his dick and balls out if i dont add them #i wanted to somehow add his arms instead of the wings but no thoughts head enpty #maybe my brain comes with something while i’m working lmao

[kimeoshi]

We must appreciate our wives even within the confines of our notes (might delete later)

#i cannot. exist knowing he has a form like THIS #hsr #aventurine honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #aventurine fanart #honkai star rail #waist... #lack of reference but we ball #sketch #my art #how do people take photos of their sketches in an appealing way I've never understood it

[ohhtobeagooner]

something i think football fans forget is that ur team should not be chock full of superstars. you need some silly geese in there too for good luck

#they may not be able to ball #but they’re a good time #this is the problem with man city and the reason they are so swagless btw #thinking of fabio rn… #i’m sorry clo #he just hasn’t adjusted and it could be lack of match time but…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i like to think that Poppy holds Wally when she's scared/nervous

#hes very cozy #she probably has so much fluff its impossible to hurt him when squeezing #hes her... fuck what do you call it #not a stress ball or emotional support animal... somewhere between the two #the very faint upper right scribble is barnaby handing wally to her #twelve apples tall = perfect holding size #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #welcome home poppy #welcome home wally #poppy is Very easy to draw for some reason??? #it took me quite a few doodles to figure out wall and everyone else #i still havent gotten frank or eddie or howdy right #but poppy??? first try i was like Oh. Thats How #anyway i see a criminal lack of poppy fanart #shes wonderful <3<3<3<3<3

[latencygaru]

#seiga kaku #touhou #2hu #it's been cold as balls srry for the lack of doodles

[wafflesrisa]

C2 Challenge: Carlos catching Charles blatantly cheating

#Charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #Ferrari #formula 1 #f1 #c2 challenge #THEMMMMM #they drive me insane look at them #we were starved of Charlos content for so long and they post THIS #Carlos noticing Charles cheating at the game #and then just exploding into laughter cause it’s so incredibly like Charles to cheat #and the shoulder bumping and lack of personal space #they are brothers your honour #Charles was spitting each cotton ball into two to up his score lol

[hashileio]

it’s Dust’s turn to watch the portable flashbang baby while he’s on break

#hashiart #cursed coffee shop au #dust sans #dust!sans #when you and your pals dress up a little fella to look like your boss's brother as a prank #yeah definitely just a prank man #what could possibly go wrong... #also to everyone who guessed little dream: you are half correct! #not exactly a dream bitty but just one dressed like him :3c #i just thought it might be a little odd if there was both dream and bitty dream in the same place #little man lights up when he's excited and is bright enough to completely light up the void concealing dust's cute lil face #his name is Beamer and he's going to flashbang you #my severe lack of understanding of lighting is gonna be my fuckin downfall but im just here to make self indulgent art so fuck it we ball #also i saw a design of dust with a hat on and im game i enjoy that look..... i am looking respectfully

[radittsu]

quick goku on a random canvas spot

#my art #i am not happy with the result of the peace sign arm but i spent so long trying to do it again i just gave up. I DID MY BEST OK #sorry for lack of art ive been too busy getting 500 hours on baldurs gate 3 BYE #goku #son goku #dbz #dragon ball

[atissi]

okay all of the reviews for "severance" by ling ma said it was a hilariously deadpan satire on the post-apocalypse — and maybe that was true in 2018 — but now that i've read it i can say i probably laughed Once and felt a bone-deep nihilistic dread Constantly. the bit about the protagonist's company gifting her a self-care kit of 2 N95 masks, a nutrient bar, and an expanded insurance plan in response to a worldwide pandemic isn't really funny post-2020, it's just realism.

#good novel i felt actually insane reading how many parts of the 2020 pandemic ling ma accidentally predicted #and then felt insane experiencing Everything Else #idk i just love works about corporate gothic and alienation and shame and isolation. and severance hit like every beat #also i think the way the protagonist's immigrant experience tied in with her behaviours and the plot was just really clever #that she is essentially saved by and doomed by her lack of home. her severance from society if you will. ba dum tss #i figured out i can check out books from my library through a phone app. and then stole all my friends' library card information. im balling #beepbeep.txt #literature

[16-jarrah]

i am actually glad that fionna's finally starting the part of her character arc in the last ep that involves seeing the people and creatures she fights (and usually kills) as actual living beings and not just video game NPCs or something. she was shown to be brash and physical with others since the first ep, and while i'm not gonna sit here and say she should be more dainty or some other crap like that, i am glad she's finally starting to realize how her actions affect other people and that the reality of the multiverse is sinking into her. interesting stuff!

#adventure time: fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #atfac #fionna campbell #fionna and cake #in contrast i find simon's character arc lacking so far... i mean we're only halfway but also. we're already halfway #and i understand his thing is dealing with existential crisis and depression. boy i suffer from that too literally. i'm not saying #the recovery of characters should be rushed or anything. but he's been kinda one-note and stagnant so far... i guess he had his own #realization moment this episode of ''there's a person within her that wants to get out''/''she can be fixed'' etc but it wasn't a moment #like fionna's... it was more a moment of self projection than self actualization #idk i like simon i would like for him to start getting the ball rolling too i guess. i'm also still unsure how to feel abt what he says #treading skeptically on this whole thing bc of the potential ableism y'know #op #atimersposting #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time: fionna and cake spoilers #atfac spoilers

[lieutenantbiscute]

Shell Shocked AU

Same song, different tune

Bonus:

#shell shocked au #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #2012 tmnt #rottmnt/tmnt 2012 #tmnt #something focused around the movie but AU wise #Ralphie definitely loses an eye ball #he has to take some training from uncle Donnie to compensate for lack of vision on his right #Biscute baked

[filmnoirsbian]

That post I made about bar bathrooms being labyrinthine haunts me bc a good 40% of the comments are people informing me that Odysseus never went in the labyrinth. I know that. It's why I called the sticker toilet my Ithaca. I do not feel like Theseus bc I don't even have a clue and I'm not the same person afterwards. I just used labyrinthine as an adjective bc it was the only term that felt like it did my feelings justice. And also I was drunk when I made that post. This is one of the few things I feel confidently informed about. Stop telling me I chose the wrong fake Greek man I know my fake Greek men it's not my fault that labyrinthine is a perfect word for multiple contexts!!!

#clue here referring to ball of thread but also lack of bathroom signage #tcp