marvel (mostly asgard) dashboard simulator part 2
also i said this in the tags on the first post but i know this is ooc, it's just for shits and giggles
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Just saw this... Hey @g𝚘d-of-thunder, are you okay?
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Not every thunderstorm is because Thor is upset.
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Some are because I'm excited.
#i'm doing okay
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I can't believe that I have to say this, but the @is-odin-dead-yet blog is so disrespectful. He gave his eye to have the knowledge to protect us, and this is how you treat him? By counting down to his death, for centuries? Get a hobby
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This you OP?
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So? What about it?
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Stop
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Stop. I'm serious. It's NOT FUNNY
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# yes it is.
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What's a DILF?
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Just read the replies. Thank you for the explanation. I think I love mortals
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It's useless to ask me for the URL of Prince Loki's secret blog. I may see all, but it is a secret held by a prince, and thus would be treason for me to reveal it.
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heimdall, this is FASCINATING. i love that this counts as a royal secret.
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I do not.
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FINAL ROUND
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I won't choose.
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i can't believe you're pitting two bad bitches against each other
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Baldur is part of the royal family, impervious to harm, as well as kind, brave, caring, just, and true. Vote for Sif!
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She's not even going to care if she wins, but I'm voting for her anyway.
#lady sif propaganda #friendship is magic
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just found out from a friend that a lot of mortals see ravens as a bad omen and a sign of death instead of wisdom lol. maybe the reason odin doesn't want anything to do with midgard is because they don't like his creepy little bird spies
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prince loki just silent reblogged this?
#huginn and muninn slander
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oh come on. it's only been up for half an hour and they already censored the post?
🧝🏻♀️ amora-enchantricks
Don't let them silence you. Post it again.
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One of my favorite things of GoW 4 and 5 is tattoos.
GoW is one of the few games in which almost all characters have tattoos, BIG ones and in very visible places. The fact that the good guys (specially Atreus and Kratos being the protagonists) get to have badass looking tattoos is a huge step for destroying the stereotype of “tattoos = delinquent/bad”.
In most games the only characters having tattoos are usually the bad guys o simply just men.
But specially in GoW Ragnarök we get to see women having huge badass tatts (even facial ones on Angrboda). I absolutely love this. I’m a woman with several big tattoos (as you know I’ve Atreus neck runes tattoed) and I get a lot of comments saying “tattoos make women less feminine”. Seeing Sif being buffed, tattooed AND being so damn pretty and feminine proved that wrong! I just love it.
It was about damn time to normalize women being covered in tattoos and still being super feminine and cute!
(Ps: Thrud isn’t very feminine tbh but I dont care! She’s rocking those sleeves tatts I love her)
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Summing up jaune's crossover ships 3 ''Return of the milfs''
(WARNING THIS POST IS FOR COMEDY ONLY! I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR SHIP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!)
1- Farm Arc (Idea by @true-king-of-monsters)
Looks at nora with suspicion NORA WHAT KIND OF DARK MAGIC YOU ARE USING IN JAUNE HAIR?!
2- Golden Demon or Evil Arkos
If you read the chainsaw man manga. You know how bad this woman is and I know that she would be worse than cinder for jaune.
3- Snake Lover
(I put her two variants because I thought it was better for the list) Congratulations jaune now if you are hugged by your girlfriend you might get crushed.
4- Great Inheritances
I say one thing about this ship ''i'll be your mommy~''
5- Gamer Duo
''ah yes me my girlfriend and her 1000 dollar giant mecha'' Fun fact, this one is one of my favorite crossover ships.
6- Vampire Hunter
So we press f in the chat because Jaune didn't survive this one.
7-Blood Knight
This would be like Ship Jaune with a Ruby and Nora fusion but more chaotic.
8- Angel Knight
I love it but I feel pain from this ship because the way Jaune shows his love and through touch but if he touches Angel he could end up dying.
9/10- Fusion I think this is one of the funniest concepts I've ever done
I think this is one of the funniest concepts I've ever done.
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