marvel (mostly asgard) dashboard simulator part 2
also i said this in the tags on the first post but i know this is ooc, it's just for shits and giggles
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Just saw this... Hey @g𝚘d-of-thunder, are you okay?
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Not every thunderstorm is because Thor is upset.
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Some are because I'm excited.
#i'm doing okay
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I can't believe that I have to say this, but the @is-odin-dead-yet blog is so disrespectful. He gave his eye to have the knowledge to protect us, and this is how you treat him? By counting down to his death, for centuries? Get a hobby
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This you OP?
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So? What about it?
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Stop
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Stop. I'm serious. It's NOT FUNNY
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# yes it is.
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What's a DILF?
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Just read the replies. Thank you for the explanation. I think I love mortals
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It's useless to ask me for the URL of Prince Loki's secret blog. I may see all, but it is a secret held by a prince, and thus would be treason for me to reveal it.
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heimdall, this is FASCINATING. i love that this counts as a royal secret.
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I do not.
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FINAL ROUND
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I won't choose.
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i can't believe you're pitting two bad bitches against each other
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Baldur is part of the royal family, impervious to harm, as well as kind, brave, caring, just, and true. Vote for Sif!
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She's not even going to care if she wins, but I'm voting for her anyway.
#lady sif propaganda #friendship is magic
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just found out from a friend that a lot of mortals see ravens as a bad omen and a sign of death instead of wisdom lol. maybe the reason odin doesn't want anything to do with midgard is because they don't like his creepy little bird spies
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prince loki just silent reblogged this?
#huginn and muninn slander
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oh come on. it's only been up for half an hour and they already censored the post?
🧝🏻♀️ amora-enchantricks
Don't let them silence you. Post it again.
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Asgardians meeting Phil Coulson and always referring to him as "Phil Son of Coul" is a joke that will always land. I don't care how many times it happens
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Gender-fluid/Intersex Loki snippets from their childhood:
Nurse: Yes, the baby is in perfect health, but Ah- there is one problem.
Odin: Well, what is it?
Nurse: We can’t tell the child’s gender.
Odin: Nonsense, let me see the baby.
Frigga: Did you not check when you brought it here?
Odin: I had other things on my mind.
Frigga: Of course
Odin: See, look. That is definitely a boy.
Nurse: But see-
Frigga: Oh. Is that ah- Is that normal? Where the child is from, I mean.
Nurse: I have no idea because someone won’t tell me where he received the child.
Odin: How about we just let the child decide?
Frigga: Odin, the baby can’t speak at its age yet.
Odin: Ah. Well, we can just choose one now and let the child decide later.
Frigga: Wonderful idea and since I’m doing the child rearing I get to choose-
Odin: Wha-
[Cut to a few centuries later]
Loki: I’m going to be a girl today.
Odin and Frigga who knew this day would come: Of course. Just know that we will always accept you as you are.
Loki: Tomorrow I’m going to be a snake!
Odin and Frigga:
Thor: But Loki, if you’re a snake, then you won’t have any arms! How will you spar with us tomorrow!
Loki: Ah, that is a good point. I’ll just be a snake with legs then. And very pointy teeth.
Thor: Like a crocodile!
Loki: Yes, exactly! I’m going to be a crocodile tomorrow!
Odin: Okay but are you going to be a boy or girl crocodile?
Loki: Crocodiles don’t have genders, silly.
Odin: Ah, yes. My mistake.
Frigga: Yes they do-
Loki: ANYWAYS
Also:
Thor: Now we’re going to play valkries today.
Sif: You can’t play valkries because you’re not a girl. Only girls can be valkries.
Thor:
Sif: Loki can though. But only part time because he’s only a girl sometimes.
Loki, who has never been interested in the valkrie but is now about to make it their entire personality just to spite Thor: I could be a girl all the time.
Thor:
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