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The Sunshine Court Incoherent Whatever (pt.1)

Okay. Okay.

I just finished The Sunshine Court and 1) Jean Moreau what have you done to me? 2) Jean Moreau what have(n't) they done to you?

I started this, then went and re-read tkm (bc the obsession was always latent and never gone), so I could compare both Neil and Jean pov and well, suffice to say I'm not okay and I feel too much.

Thank you Nora Sakavic, it was painful and amazing.

I have a long train ride so I might as well bring back my incoherent whatever after *checks the notes* 4 years :')

As always this will be so full of spoilers.

(Unrelated spoiler: the train ride wasn't enough)

Let's start with the general:

After loving Neil maybe too much the shift to Jean took awhile to adjust to but now I'm ready to fight at least three mafia families, every single hater (fictional or otherwise) and the FBI for him

Jeremy Knox was everything, but like everyone on here, what are you hiding Jeremy?? What's going on??

Cat and Laila, my beloved ™️ the care these two effortlessly gave made me cry

This whole book was a serious trigger for me, but I'm in too deep with this series, imagine me like that Simpsons meme, I did it for my new french son

Characters, thoughts:

I said before the Ravens were a cult, but I hadn't really understood that statement. Every time Jean spoke of them it hit deeper and deeper how messed up and unfair it all was.

Boy am I happy that Riko is dead, like I didn't really wish anyone the fate of being shot by an unfeeling older brother, until Jean's pov hit me like a high speed train.

Andrew spoke exactly one word in this, still was iconic and a scene stealer, how in character for him

I forgot how much I always want to slap Kevin Day when he's trying his best to be annoying, it's because I love him, I swear! (But seriously his relationship with Jean is so complex and well executed I will think about it for a very long while)

I didn't give much thought to Renee and Jean relationship in tkm, but it broke my heart here, it's when I started to actually tear up, I love them so much rainbows, a cool evening breeze. I can't.

"Tell me something"

"Where are you now?"

The whole dynamic of the Cat&Laila& sometimesJeremy's apartment

Cat teaching Jean how to cook + motorbike ride (open roads)

Laila taking him to shopping

Jeremy wanting to make Jean Moreau the Person his success story

Neil dragging Jean towards survival without giving him a choice, again and again: he sent Renee as gentle bait, closed a deal in his name with a mafia boss, promised him he would win against Riko in his name too, promised him again Riko was dead, ordered a hit on his rapist, offered to delay the talk with the FBI, linked his sister to his name, to survival and to what he deserved. I NEED more interactions between them, I am not above begging.

I have to get a better idea on the other Trojans, but for now the policule was cute, I need more Cody and less Lucas. Like I can understand where he was coming from? But he needs to shut up now, you made your mess man, now go play Exy like you were supposed to.

I miss the Foxes :'(

Wymack! I almost forgot everyone's favourite dad-coach: he showed up, brought alcohol, got more tired, delivered care to yet another traumatized child, spent a whole day on airplanes to bring him to Los Angeles, left him money for clothes&co. bc he's not doing this again, answered his call when he was having The Breakdown. Best dad-coach ever in the history of dad-coaches.

Plot things:

Jean at the beginning was so scared and in so much pain it took a while to get a clear picture of him as a person

Still loved all his salty comments and insults, he couldn't help himself

Renee sitting with him and caring with Abby and Wymack :')

Jean being afraid of going back and of not going back to Evermore, hating the ones that got to leave

The self harm and all the people in this that fought him to keep his hands from his neck, his scars, himself

"I am Jean Moreau. My place is at Evermore. I will endure."

Jean not believing in Wymack care, waiting for the act to end and the other shoe to drop

The disbelief at Kevin being away from the court and him admitting he went at knifepoint (and meaning it literally), sometimes this was a comedy

Wymack, Jean, and the burning of houses

Jean's opinion of the Foxes going from those mediocre fools to those mediocre madmen to the madmen that actually beat Riko Moriyama

Wymack putting Jean's phone in the freezer and hating computers

“That man is years overdue for a high-speed, head-on collision.” couldn't have said it better, but Neil was already on it at that point

"Jean knew better than to look for anger in his stare; the best Kevin could manage was bottomless guilt."

“It was my only chance,” Kevin said. “I knew you wouldn’t come with me.” “My place is at Evermore,” Jean agreed, “but you did not have to slit my throat on the way out.”

“Your blind loyalty to those clowns is exhausting.” “Some of them you like,” Kevin reminded him. “Don’t you dare,”

Nathaniel "Hello Jean" Wesninski vs Jean "Go away" Moreau

This whole conversation went very differently compared to tkm: like there Neil came, dropped a metaphorical bomb, glossed over the explanation and went away trying to convince Andrew they are something

Jean was ambushed by two of his most complicated acquaintances (???) and their "pet goalkeeper" (god I need Andrew's reaction to this "nickname", but I guess no one will ever say this to his face, Neil would be too busy fighting you at the suggestion to ever repeat it), had his worldwiew turned upside down with no chance of having a say in the matter, then was left alone with Kevin Day and the aftermath.

So yes two different conversation; also I kinda forgot of the deal about Neil and his smile

“Everyone who has tried to tame him has failed.”

All for the game: a summary

There was no getting away; there was only getting through.

Jean Moreau who (hasn't) hurt you, part some of too many

What really makes it messed up is that on one hand there was Riko and his mad cruelty and on the other there was an entire team of bystanders At Best: some people were an active part and then pretended, no sympathy for them; others decided to ignore the truth to survive and get what they wanted, which I can understand but I guess they still didn't have the decency to shut up when Jean got away. The anger that crawled through my skin when the smear campaign and the notebook/postcards/magnets thing happened. You should have stayed silent until the end you fucks.

“Do it, then. It wouldn’t take much; we all know I have brittle bones.”

Jeremy pov kinda gave you whiplash, with him waking up super early, helping homeless men, but then you start noticing all the things he avoids almost effortlessly and like, what are you hiding sunshine man??

What actually broke me about his povs was him noticing all these details about Jean, and then misinterpreting them, bc whatever he's been through Jean has had it 100 times worse and this doesn't even factor in Jeremy world. I'm pretty sure he'll get the whole truth in the end and I'm scared of what it'll do to him.

Also Jean being like Ravens always had to keep secrets and then spilling most of them almost unprompted, let's laugh in order not to cry

“He hasn’t played a clean game in years,” Kevin admitted, “but he knows how to follow orders. If you tell him to submit, he will.” “Literally the most awkward way you could’ve worded it,” Jeremy said.

This will keep coming back, Kevin please. (He 100% ships it, one of us)

The Foxes catching the too tired Trojans and Jeremy being like, you are all approved (I need the two teams to interact now)

Also the Trojans being like how are they still standing, Neil how are you still running??

Someone pointed out they wanted Neil to interact with Jeans closest teammates bc if he is a madman by Jean standards, what would normal people make of him? To which yes, but also guys consider this: Neil said to Cat and Laila that they were terrifying after the semifinal, he took a step back when Jeremy opened the door and silently invited him in. I need Neil and the floozies to interact so Neil can experience real fear.

Mafia bosses have nothing on wholesome people, the true weakness of one Neil Josten

Jean immediately hanging up on Jeremy will never not be funny

When you get to the title of the book and it's Jean insulting people <3

I will Never, NEVER, get over the "nineteen". Never.

I love Abby but when she told that bit about fighting back, It Hurt. She probably didn't really mean it and didn't know everything bc how are you supposed to keep fighting when you are fifteen, alone and forsaken in a place that is built to break you? As it has been pointed out, Neil had rebellion beaten into him by a mother that chose him and ran; Jean had a sister that he hoped to protect and parents that sold him away like property. Five months were actually a long time.

Dobson keeps being iconic, I don't know what to think about the I don't know how exy works bit: I mean I've been obsessing with this and still don't know how exy works (plz don't hate me), but at the same time it was such a power move and got Jean to talk

“Of course it’d be you, you tedious malcontent.” “Good morning to you, too.” Nathaniel held up an oversized bandage.

You see why I need more of their interactions, right?

Nathaniel was different; he always would be. He wasn’t a Raven, but he was, same as Jean. He was Jean’s misplaced forever partner, an unfulfilled promise Jean had stopped believing in years ago.

You can now be forever partners while you tear down your families :)

I think that I'm stuck on the two of them bc while Kevin broke a promise to save himself (to which no hate, when dealing with madmen like Riko you have to save yourself) and still couldn't, not completely, Neil was a promise made and broken by other people. Jean hates him bc they were supposed to share a destiny and all the misery, but I think very deep down he knows that if Nathaniel had come to the Nest they would still be nursing wounds and appeasing a tyrant. Neil is the one that stood against Riko when Kevin wanted to hide, the one that gave him courage by example, the one that dragged Jean away from the Ravens, both for selfish reasons (taking down Riko) and better ones (paying him back for saving his life a the Nest).

But still

“You are only here now because you are an abominable cockroach,”

Funny how Neil forgot to tell us about the breakdown about Kevin's tattoo, he was probably thinking about the match. Junkie.

The cheese drawer guys, ???

To this day I still can't decide what was more iconic: Kevin Day switching playing hand halfway through the game and pretty much scoring everything until the last second, Neil being so fast that it made up for him being a shitty defender, Andrew crossing the court to keep Neil from being murdered (I'm biased, but still iconic moments all of them)

Experiencing this match from Jean's pov was amazing writing, like the countdown of the last ten seconds, the Riko-Neil bit without volume but from a different angle (I didn't really realize everyone was able to see the King attempting murder live on TV, but hey perspective)

Run, Jean thought. He didn't know if he was thinking it at Andrew or Nathaniel. Run.

"That wasn't a miracle," Jean typed out. "That was the Foxes."

:')

When Jean found about Riko though :'(

The shudder that wracked his chest should have been revulsion, but it fell dangerously short. This didn't feel like joy or relief; it only felt like loss. [...] Who was he without them?"

I loved that he woke up to Renee and Neil though, the rainbow and the witness

Renee always hitting the point, this wonderful girl

"Maybe you're mourning the wreckage he made of your life. You're allowed to grieve what he took from you."

"It's impressive, isn't it? How easily these monsters die in the end."

Neil Abram Josten said I'm done letting monsters ruin my life and my people, he actually promised.

When he called him Neil guys, tears

Also I found peculiar that when thinking about the room he destroyed Jean calls it "Neil's dorm room", not Kevin's who he's known for actually longer. It's what makes me think that they have a chance at not being misplaced forever anymore.

Renee either hits you with hidden wisdom of the universe or with practical and brutal advice, and we love her for that

The two of them, the Two Of THEEEEEEEEM

Jean noticed how Andrew and Neil moved like they were caught in each other's gravity, in each other's space more than they were out of it, cigarette smoke and matching armbands and lingering looks when one fell out of orbit for too long.

Just leaving this here.

The airport bit :'(

"Men like Wymack didn't exist. They couldn't; they shouldn't."

Enter Jeremy Knox and his yo-yo in the middle of said airport. Flawless.

This man was put on Earth to test Jean, at least that's what he will keep thinking from here on

The rest of this book is Jean having conversations with people and not understanding them, bc he's been living for five (seven) years in a cult. It is an escalation pretty painful to watch, I think the Trojans are all of us :'(

Question: will Jean end up teaching Jeremy French? Will Jeremy learn by himself? I think I'd probably prefer the latter

Cat, the mess, the music, the tour, I love her so much

Jeremy "he's a little off" Knox, he was trying

Barkbark von Barkenstein

Jean Moreau and the real world (bubble tea? you have to shop for stuff? you sign things yourself? you leave campus? someone help this disoriented french bean)

"Something had gone horribly wrong at Evermore"

oh Jeremy

Watching Jeremy regret almost all his questions :'(

“Three fractured ribs. Sprained LCL. Twisted ankle. Broken nose. That’s most of it.” That’s most of it.

Laila, who pushed and got angry for Jean and didn't back down despite him lashing out, my beloved

You look like a Ken doll." + "This isn't blond."

"Not Grayson.[...] Please." that one made me sick, the writing made me feel even only a part of what Jean was feeling and it was enough to feel sick

The water :'(

Jean just leaving when confronted with Laila and Jeremy in swimsuits was very bi of him

Lucas coming in looking like a well know nightmare and the Ravens dropping like flies

I didn't ask.

It's not like I didn't know, right? But I still died inside

Zane and the betrayal

Jeremy didn’t let him get away with it. “That’s not the issue and you know it. I don’t want to crowd you.” “You are not them,” Jean said. “Kevin would not have sent me here if you were.”

Jean taking one look at the doctor sent by the coaches and going nope, Dobson will be definitely better

Jeremy seeing the nightmares and the scars and not being able to do much:(

A hand on his chin startled him into looking up. When he met Jean’s eyes, Jean only said, “Focus on what’s important.” “I am,” Jeremy said. Jean opened his mouth, closed it again, and let go of Jeremy without a word. Jeremy snagged his arm when he started to turn away. “Who did this to you?”

I'm sorry did he just

“It’s not about size, anyway.” “Defensive,” Jean said, tugging his glove straps with his teeth. Jeremy straightened in indignation. “I don’t have anything to be defensive about.” Jean lost his grip and bit his lip, and Jeremy hurried on before either of them could think too much about that double entendre.

“Say ‘yes, Jeremy’.” He had the distinct impression Jean wanted to roll his eyes. “Yes, Jeremy.” Jeremy forgot everything else he could have said in favor of staring. It was the first time he’d heard Jean say his name.

Are you seeing this? Yes? Good, let's go on

“If I ever make you uncomfortable or make you feel unsafe, will you promise to tell me? If you don’t trust me enough to tell me what’s wrong and why, at least trust me enough to tell me that something is wrong. I can’t fix things if I don’t know there’s a problem. As your captain and your partner, don’t I at least deserve the chance to not be a villain in your story?”

The pool bit :'( and after when they tell there are no pools at Evermore. Riko is so lucky to already be dead :)

You’re forcing us to hurt you without giving us any say in the matter.”

Watching Jean trying to navigate his interactions with the Trojans was painful, frustrating but also hopeful. This boy has been hurt so much and so often, he doesn't get what normal looks like anymore. But the Trojans don't let him get away with it (even if it breaks their heart and the coaches will probably get a lot of grey hair from this)

"Your safety and happiness will always be more important than our season.” “You are naïve.” “Maybe you’ll define success by how we do this season, but I’m not obligated to do the same. You are going to be my success story: Jean Moreau the person, not Jean Moreau of the perfect Court. You take care of one, and I’ll take care of the other.” “That is not how it works.” “Is there a rule against it?” “There is no merit to it. This is all I am.” Jeremy ignored that and asked again, “Is there a rule against it?”

Jeremy gay panicking and the photo of Renee

The floozy line!

Every time Jeremy goes "our coaches" or "our teammates" all I can think in my head is "someone will die" "of fun!!!!"

Jean wondering if the Trojans have something against recruiting tall players xD

“Thank you for worrying about them. You’re a good man, Jean Moreau.” “A ridiculous sentiment,” he said. “I mean it,”

This man didn't even second guess himself, he had to ask because he knew and it didn't even occur to him to be silent. Excuse me sir? Shut up you are a good man

“I assumed the Trojans were idiots,” Jean said. “Now I think you are all insane.” “It’s a step up,” Cody said. “I’ll take it.”

The practices, the scars pt2

“It is all I am, Coach.”

“We did not want outsiders at Evermore.” “Except Neil,” Cat said. “Neil was a special case,” Jean allowed.

#accurate

You’re hurting me.” “It has been toward for five years,” Jean said, looking past Jeremy at the scrimmage that was still going on without them. “It is not that easy to undo.” Jeremy frowned at him and echoed, “Five? You were only with the Ravens for three.” “I moved into Evermore two years before I enrolled,” Jean said, and hauled Jeremy to one side. The stray ball that had been coming for them ricocheted off his chest instead of Jeremy’s back, and Jean scooped it up on the rebound with a quick snap of his wrist. He hurled it across the court toward Cody one-handed before finally letting go of Jeremy. “I will try harder.”

The notebooks breakdown hurt so bad bc Cat and Laila being angry for him (they are all of us), Jeremy trying to mediate bc he's been there, he pushed and Jean broke and he doesn't want to hurt him, and Jean who confesses his secrets without meaning to, just to realize and panic. What a recipe for a disaster.

“How dare they blame you for anything after what they did to you. How dare you grieve them.” It hit like a sucker punch, but Jean’s frustrated rejoinder was worse: “They don’t know.”

They don't know, but they could guess. They could smell the blood. They joked about his brittle bones. He was sixteen. I'm not sorry for the mercy I don't have after finishing this book

Jeremy could only watch in wretched silence as Jean tried to walk himself back from the edge. He cast his phone aside in favor of catching Jean’s face in his hands, and the way Jean flinched at his touch was almost his undoing. “Hey,” he said quietly. “Hey. Jean. Look at me.” Jean refused, and Jeremy grasped desperately for anything that could bring Jean back to him. He seized on the only thing he could and threw Jean’s words back at him: “You are Jean Moreau. Your place is here with me, with us. I’m your captain. You’re my partner. We’re supposed to be doing this together, aren’t we? Stop leaving me behind. Look at me.” It wouldn’t work, but it did. Jean opened his eyes to meet Jeremy’s stare. “I told you not to ask me about him.”

I had seen the quote before reading but no one told me what followed ç.ç

He felt a tremor in Jean’s hands, and for a blinding moment he was sure Jean would lean into the safety of this silent confession. But Jean only sucked in a slow breath and said, “Now I am not safe with you, captain.” Letting go of Jean was the hardest thing Jeremy had ever done. Everything in him railed against this, and for a moment he regretted giving Jean a way out.

I was not crying, I swear.

“I’m sorry,” Jeremy said, because he didn’t have the strength for small talk or a softer approach right now. “Did Riko break your hand?”

That was one heavy conversation and it's just the start (Jeremy is Not Fine™️)

He is not used to having a voice, and he has never had power. I cannot promise he will ever talk to you.” “I will wait as long as it takes,” Jeremy said.

Still best boy

And maybe in many ways he still was, but a martyr could still be a monster when the cameras weren’t rolling.

Boy do I have news for you (do you think Jeremy will know that Riko didn't kill himself? Does it matter? I think not knowing this particular detail would be fine, I still don't really know how much this sunshine boy can take (more than I expected but still))

Did I mention that I really love the apartment trio? Cat and Laila agreeing to silence but still being angry (drag them girls, draaaaag them), the dinner and movie and Jean not getting up to leave

Did I mention Lucas is free to shut up and play? :) Because I get that you are angry, but 1) it's not your decision to make, we don't need your conspiracy theories 2) it's not Jean problem, he has enough of them leave him alone

“Ask him why he’s so sure the rumors are true. Ask him what his part in it was. If you’re going to believe him just because he’s blood, then at least make him tell you the truth.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” Lucas demanded.

And Jean still deciding not to lie, he may be an asshole but almost everyone he has known didn't deserve him

Also I don't know where Lucas got the audacity? You think there is something the justifies breaking a player's ribs?? What is wrong with you, you are part of the sunshine court

The dread when asking if Grayson was home

The bike ride :')

Now that they were settled, he expected an interrogation or a reason for this unscheduled trip out. When she failed to explain herself, Jean finally asked, “Why are we here?” “I love it here,” [...] “I don’t know. I just felt like some fresh air would do you good. There’s nothing like a ride to get you out of your head and into the moment, you know?” Jean considered that for a minute. “Thank you.”

Jean waited until he was out of earshot. “I don’t understand.” “Trust us,” Jeremy said tiredly. “Neither do we.”

Jean vs the Trojans, a summary

The monster shows up and it was a mess and Jean has never had a break, literally never

Which was extremely literal bc Lucas wanted to talk and then Neil shows up

I need a separate post for the last pages bc I started this 24 h ago and I want to do it justice. So part 2 coming.

Edit: I misspelled Jean's surname *facepalms and goes to hide*

#tsc #the sunshine court #i didn't know how much i would end up caring about this french boy #new son acquired #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court spoilers #spoilers #aftg #incoherent whatever

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mediadollz · 5 months

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Lunarix has made their MAMA debut! Attending both days of the award show, the girls were nominated for Rookie of the Year and Music Video of the Year. The girls also performed on both days, the first day performed their own song while on the second day, Yoomi joined Huh Yun-jin (Le Sserafim), Xiaoting (Kep1er), Bada Lee (Street Woman Fighter 2), Monika (Street Woman Fighter), Minnie ((G)I-dle) for the super stage "Goddess Awakened".

Being styled in sparkly white and black dresses, the girls stunned on the red carpet, posing for the cameras like pros with many heart poses and eye-catching smiles. The girls were noted to be very photogenic and playful with photographers, clearly enjoying themselves.

For their performance, the girls would perform their latest title track, "NONSENSE!" though they would not be drawing clown outfits for makeup this time around. They would be styled in simple yet quirky pink outfits.

For her part in the "Goddess Awakened" stage, Yoomi would perform a dance to "What ur Secret? (MAMA VERSION)" where only the instrumental was played while Yoomi danced with backup dancers around her in white. Yoomi's outfit was a baby pink with iridescent gemstones adorning the top of her dress.

The girls' performances were highly praised for their energy and crowdwork. At the start of their performance of "NONSENSE!" the girls actually started in the crowd, interacting with their colleagues as they sang the intro to the song. Evie started the song off sitting between Xiaoting and Chaeyeon of Kepler, looking at both the girls with an excited smile on her face before saying, "Are you ready for this?" as if she was asking them personally. It was a cute moment as the girls played along, cheering excitedly and nodding.

Once the girls all met back on stage for the chorus, they would deliver an electrifying yet fun performance. Despite giving it their all, the girls were met with a predominantly black ocean. Celestials blame this on Lunarix not having an official lightstick and the fans that were there not having any real way to show their support in the crowd besides cheering. The black ocean would cause more buzz than their performance, which only upset fans further. The girls are presumed to be ignoring this as they haven't brought it up.

Yoomi's performance, while not met with a black ocean, thank god, was met with heavy criticism from netizens as they claimed she was lacking compared to the other idols around her. Yoomi claims to have been practicing her routine for months, working with choreographers and professionals to make sure she performed to the best of her abilities. While some were critical of her, many professional dancers who reacted to the performance said that Yoomi performed very well and only seemed to lack facial expressions.

Despite their composed demeanor for the cameras, the girls couldn't keep it together behind the scenes.

Case in point: during a jewelry mishap, Taerin's pearl necklace snapped, scattering pearls everywhere. Cue collective shock from the group, drawing amused glances from other idols. Siyeon quickly shifted from laughter to action, diving into a Ricky fan cam moment as she picked up pearls while apologizing to the boys through fits of laughter.

The girls also made waves with their reactions to a certain Treasure member. As Hyunsuk appeared on screen during Treasure's performance, the camera caught Laila looking unamused and Siyeon scratching her head with a puzzled expression.

A fan-edited video showcased the girls enthusiastically reacting to Somi and (G)I-DLE's performances, only to abruptly switch to forced smiles during a boy group's act. The video became a viral reaction meme among Celestials.

Navi's genuine enjoyment of Le Sserafim's performance turned heads. Expressing shock when it ended too soon, she turned to Siyeon in disbelief, questioning, "They only get one song?" with a distressed look.

Backstage, Yoomi and Laila, dressed in performance outfits, covered Siren with Riize's Shotaro and Sungchan. The video earned praise for the girls' ability to handle challenging choreography. In the caption, Laila mentioned, "Ahh, my favorite song and dance 🌟. Asked Shotaro to get Siren on Spotify, and he said he's working on it 🥲."

During Xiker's performance, Evie enthusiastically nodded along, turning to Taerin and inquiring, "Do you think they'll play Tricky House?" Taerin's reply? A puzzled, "I don't know what that is."

Navi stole the spotlight with an infectious smile when she showcased the Sugar Rush Ride choreography (our certified moa) on the big screen. Her visuals went viral, prompting the trending phrase "WHO IS SHE?" on Twitter.

The girls, excluding Evie, were visibly surprised when they lost the Rookie of the Year award. Evie, on the other hand, nonchalantly shrugged while clapping for the winners, having foreseen the outcome.

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allizzprobablynotwell · 10 months

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I have made a new friend I automatically love

she’s @hum-suffer and she’s amazing.

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slasheru · 3 months

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Datables reacting to gettin a text that's like "Omg look it's us *picture of some cute animals cuddling*"??

TATE: Have you ever heard a man choke and melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West simultaneously before? Well, you're about to. Repeat to break Tate like a broken record player (positive). If he tries to text back he's doing his best but it's like, screenshots from Buffy of Willow defending Seth Green from vampires labeled "us"

LAILA: Might actually emit an honest-to-satan Squee noise. ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED. Will now start sending YOU adorable pics of animals cuddling, with watermarks, uncropped and boomer-level, but 100% sincerely because she thinks it's SO CUTE

SAWYER: Also delighted, non-zero chance you're ALSO getting a small infodump about whatever animals are in the meme. "That's so us!! :) you're my little koala! <33 did you know that koalas actually don't get any nutrition from eucalyptus leaves?...."

HEX: Makes a HUGE EXCITED SQUEALING FUSS. Absolute "Awwwww!!! Aaaaaah!!!" :D. Has assumed that you somehow encountered the animals IRL and is disappointed he cannot pet them. You're gonna have to talk him down from adopting a mongoose or a ferret or something after this

JUNO: Smirks, then five minutes later you get a photo of those isopods eating Doritos/those goth-punk budgies cuddling/a goat with a dead bird in its mouth with a text message that just says "US"

#i am imagining the Wormrot Goat btw.#i am sure the wormrot goat has eaten many birds in his day. a good goat #also. i did it for the joke but Tate is obviously a College Era Buffy Enjoyer. lesbian willow for life.#actually hold on you activated my buffy radar oh no #buffy likers: imagine a toxic tate-anya-xander throuple. you're welcome #slasher u #asks #tate mcgillicutty #laila velasquez #hexecutioner #sawyer ferguson #juno park

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an-angel-so-called-satan · 2 years

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(same post from my previous reblog now with memes)

First of all: WHO THE HECK USES THE HASHTAGS "anti-VADTD character"? LMAO

Now, seriously, I don't understand the mania of some people for being obsessed with hating Callisto or the idea of Callisto being the HETEROPATRIACAL COLONIZER MAN OF TURN??? (*insert Spider-Man 3 OST Black Suit Theme*)

When he doesn't give a shit about the power, the empire and the action of kissing Penelope while she was disguised as a man.

Everything Callisto did before and during the novel was for his deceased mother, who was discarded by the emperor after she gave him power and crowned him. Callisto's plan was to kill the emperor and his allies, give all the wealth to the people and watch the empire burn. There is a great parallel between Callisto and Eckles's motive for revenge, but since the first was not a slave (but cannon fodder for the emperor) no one pays attention⸮

They say that Callisto is a blank slate but the only and truly blank slates are Derrick and Eckles!

Throughout the novel Derrick's role is to be the remorseful male lead and and Eckles is the character who has the role of carrying the initial premise of the novel: a male lead who can kill the female lead... And those facts doesn't change even in the side stories.

In fact, only Callisto, Winter and Reynold are the protagonists who help Penelope, but at the same time they are also important in the plot, and by plot I mean the real plot: defeating Laila. Each one of them was an essential key for Penelope to defeat Laila, like Winter being the MVP of the story, Callisto helping find Penelope's magic wand, Reynold practically giving her access to the crossbow, among many other things.

Unlike Derrick and Eckles... but not because they simply served to be the antagonists, but because they were created precisely to play their aforementioned roles, because those elements are characteristic of the author's works.

I mentioned it a long time ago and I will mention it again:

If you are not aware of the author's previous work, it is easy to conclude that the author was unfair to some characters. But the truth is that the author LOVES the topic of obsession and death. Before releasing this novel, the author wrote another novel with a similar plot to this novel (Red and Mad) and another (Stalker Stalker) with the plot of someone being harassed by a person from the past. The author does not make others shine more than others, everyone has their shine in the novel but it does not mean that it is totally good or bad. In a nutshell, while you think the author is dirtying the characters, the author is really throwing honey at them and really loves them just the way they are, because that is their way of writing and their literary style.

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But hey, remember: hate is a strong feeling and the more time they spend hating Callisto, the more present he will be in their hearts :)

#villains are destined to die #death is the only ending for the villainess #death is the only ending for a villainess #manhwa #death is the only ending for the villain #callisto regulus #otome isekai #penelope eckhart #derrick eckart #reynold eckart #winter verdandi #eckles #LMAO the antihashtags

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negative-speedforce · 4 months

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Oh no! Your OCs have just realized their food is poisoned! They've only got a few minutes before they go into cardiac arrest, what do they do?

(okay maybe I watched Casino Royale yesterday. sue me.)

Siv: Is immune to most poisons due to their abilities

Hailey: Literally could not give less of a shit, she's already dead, what is it going to do? Kill her?

Jay: Starts making out with Cassandra because he doesn't have that much time left

Cassandra: Casts a counterspell that neutralizes the poison

Arya: Fakes their own death, because the vast majority of human poisons don't affect Fae, and proceeds to become an arsonist of public restrooms

Esme: Beams herself to the club because if she's gonna die she's gonna die having fun

Ember: Calls all her friends to tell them that he loves them.

Gina: Just dies (again) after pretending like nothing was wrong so she won't worry anyone.

Cat: Finds the person who gave her the poison and hacks all their devices so they'll just show pictures of extremely stupid, extremely ugly goats for the rest of time as revenge.

Max: Spends his last few moments scrolling on his phone and making meme posts about how he's about to escape the capitalist hellscape (and he programs a couple drones to go shoot some CEOs)

Kyle: Is immune to most poisons due to his abilities

Eric: Casts a counterspell that neutralizes the poison

Jacob: Casts a counterspell that neutralizes the poison

Khalil: Casts a counterspell that neutralizes the poison

Antonio: Telepathically locates the person who poisoned him and proceeds to give them a psychic attack that traumatizes them so much that they willingly give him the antidote.

Ameerah: Spends her last few minutes fucking with everyone else's emotions because she's a little jerk and she wants to laugh at all the people either having nervous breakdowns or committing violence.

Rania: Synthesizes an antidote because she's smart like that

Reggie: Casts a counterspell that neutralizes the posion

Director Hawke: Casts a counterspell that neutralizes the poison

Meredith: Is immune to most poisons due to its abilities

Cory: Spends her last few minutes making TikToks that can be uploaded from beyond the grave

Delilah: God forbid you poison her food because Siv can and will murder you slowly and painfully

Onnie: Is immune to most poisons due to their abilities

Pippa: Is immune to most poisons due to her abilities

Jessi: Has a criminal empire so she's already prepared for such things, she has one of her aides grab her the antidote from her stash.

Hyun-Ki: Either calls his mom to tell her that he loves her, or Jessi also gives him the antidote, depending on what version of Hyun-Ki we're working with.

Marie: Is a doctor with access to a replicator, I think she'll be fine.

Qiara: You really tried to poison a near-omnipotent space god? Are you that stupid?

Liah: Overdramatically prepares herself for death, until Marie comes over and injects her with the antidote.

Soraya: Just downs another cup of coffee and hopes for the best

Thalia: "Ugh finally now I don't have to deal with these idiots anymore"

Reyna: Finally gets to test whether her "Upload a consciousness into an android body" plans actually work.

Laila: Is extremely upset because she never even managed to find a hobby she enjoyed

Athena: Apologizes to the guy she was vivisecting becuase she's probably not going to be able to finish his vivisection. (he's actually kinda relieved tho)

Samira: Asks Aldrich to bite her so she can be a vampire with him and not die (well, not die of the poison, but the question of whether vampires are alive or not still stands)

Aldrich: Is already undead, it might make him sick but it's not going to kill him.

Sohelia: Depending on whether her human or vampire physiology wins out in the end, she's either going to suffer and wake up with one hell of a hangover, or die. Either way, she'll finally admit that she loves all her friends and thinks that they're the best people in the world.

Matt: Finally takes a chance and tries out skateboarding because who cares if he dislocates a joint or starts excessively bleeding, what is it going to do? Kill him?

Vanessa: If it's after she got turned into a monster (and subsequently turned back- mostly at least), I think she'll be fine, she literally can spit acid that can eat through a car. If it's before, however, she's going to die.

Dolores: Is already undead, it might make her sick but it's not going to kill her.

Victorie: Is already undead, it might make her sick but it's not going to kill her.

Kayla: Steals the antidote from the HYDRA stores, since they probably have an entire stash of various poisons (and their antidotes) since they have a tendency to torture and kill people.

#ask revan #oc shit #practically-an-x-man

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mostlymaudlin · 10 months

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For the writer ask meme! I love these :)

37 & 38 - @jtl-fics

thank u ash!!

38) If you could collab with any other writer on here, who would it be? (Perhaps this question will inspire some collabs!) If you’re shy, don’t tag the blog, just name it.

AHHHH collabs make me really nervous bc im bossy and controlling lmao so i need someone whose writing i admire and look up to and also will both fight me and still like me afterward. which is why i would LOOOOOOOVE to collab w laureb @starwarned. and..... well................ hehe. moving on.

37) What’s the funniest story you’ve written?

OOOH ok ive written a couple fics that were like literally crack but i think my funniest fic overall TO ME is my high school AU, We Can Live Forever. the title is from a one direction song, which is automatically funny, and then it just is a wild ride thru my sense of humor after that. i wrote most of this fic while zooted too, which explains a lot lol. i was actually just talking abt this particular scene with aforemention laureb the other day -- im putting it under the cut bc it's long but it's like the funniest thing ive ever written:

All the chairs are taken when Andrew steps outside holding two shitty chicken caesar wraps. Several of their occupants are reenacting moments from their last game using various lunch items. Andrew only has to watch the affair for a moment before he figures out he is being represented in the tupperware goal by an empty juice box.

Neil is sitting with his elbows resting on the table, watching with a small smile. He shifts to sneak a french fry off Kevin’s tray while he isn’t looking, then looks over to the cafeteria door. His grin splits open when he spots Andrew, and he pushes his chair back, gesturing toward his lap in offering.

Andrew sighs. He only allows his brain to read the situation as Gay Disaster and Object of Affection for about a second when he sits sideways across Neil’s thighs, Neil’s arm wrapping loosely around his waist to hold him in place. Then, Andrew realigns himself with what the situation actually is: Andrew and Neil, doing something they’ve been doing since they were seven years old. He relaxes, handing Neil his sandwich and ripping the cling wrap off his own.

“Which one are you?” Andrew asks, jerking his chin toward where a poptart has dodged its clementine backliner mark to charge at juice-box-Andrew in goal.

“I’m on the bench for this play,” Neil says.

“And then, Andrew! You were like, PSHAAHHHH!” Laila says, waving an imaginary racquet in the air to demonstrate the block Andrew had made. Matt imitates her general movement with the juicebox. “And the Allenstown guy was so mad, he tried to punch Jean!” Jeremy throws the poptart at an empty Coke can.

Andrew nods, taking a bite of his wrap. Copious amounts of shredded cheese fall onto his lap, so he brushes it all to the ground.

“I was a protein bar earlier.” Neil finally succeeds in unwrapping his sandwich using only one hand. “But then Nicky ate me.”

“Hmmm,” Andrew responds, eyeing his cousin across the table. String-cheese-Kevin scores on the opposing team. Nicky dumps a splash of Gatorade on it (and Allison’s hand) as everyone cheers.

Neil leans forward, and Andrew feels his breath on his earlobe.

“Want to know why you’re the juicebox?”

“Do I?” Andrew asks, willing every nerve in his body to stand down.

“Matt says it’s because you’re a little squirt,” Neil whispers, squeezing slightly at Andrew’s waist before leaning back against the chair. Andrew twists to glare at him.

“Don’t blame me,” Neil says, laughing. “I said you should’ve been Kevin’s hamburger — strong and beefy. But Kevin is selfish, and he was unwilling to sacrifice his hamburger for your good name.”

“Damn straight,” Kevin mumbles beside Neil, wiping off the plastic-wrapped cheese stick with a napkin before placing it back at center court.

#my writing

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 1 year

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Title: Robots and Empire

Author: alinux

Rating: 0/5 stars

I really appreciate that Viz's inexplicable "planet of the apes" miniseries has given us this meme, but this doesn't cut it as a proper review

* A narrative voice: Ah, my old enemy, the Planck time!

* Picture of an oddly doll-like, Caucasian male scientist.

Dr. Goodness-Oh-Pye: You know how sometimes you're walking home and you pass a dude in a hat and you can tell he's evil by the fact that there is a dot over his hat? That's the Planck time.

A man in a baseball cap sits in a car with his family, including a small child. The child says something like "to me, the Planck time feels like when dad has to drive again."

The Planck time's magic power cancels out all your magic powers when you're next to it. See, the Planck time and all of us have an eternal, cosmic war, a war without end, and the planck time's trying to take us down and we have to fight it on every level.

* Picture of a man in a sports coat running through a plane's corridor. He looks at the reader and says "its like this: if you don't make the effort to accept the planck time -- wait, no, I have to go. Ah, crap, the wheels were made of straw! Damn it! I'll have to do this all over again!"

Hi, I'm Gov. Ron Paul and I want to talk to you about something that's important to me: the evil Planck time! I didn't always know about it, because I thought I was a good person. I wanted to be president. I ran a presidential campaign, but when I got to the White House I couldn't stop the evil Planck time from stealing the election from me. I tried to kick its ass but its magic power made me weak and sick and it beat me up. Then, I got to meet my wife, Laila, and we got married in a church in Austin, Texas, that we built with our savings. We named the church "Gov. Ron Paul."

I have learned that the Planck time is dangerous because it makes you weak and sick and then it steals your belongings. I don't believe in God but I think that God should have protected me from the planck time. All that is holy is holy, and I'm still a good person. I don't know if I'm going to heaven or hell but I know there is a Planck time and I know that you're going to have a Planck time when you're driving and you're next to one, and then you'll have to fight the Planck time to survive.

They say: "there is no Planck time for children," but I say: the Planck time can't defeat our love for our children, and then we can use our love to defeat the Planck time's magic power.

I ask you now to support me and the fight against the evil Planck time. If you need a place to send your money, send it to "Laila Paul," c/o Gov. Ron Paul, City Hall, Austin, TX.

* A short clip of President Ron Paul speaking.

Some of you may be asking yourself, "what does it mean that Dr. Goodness-Oh-Pye is physically distracting?" That's because his "destiny" is to create a new heaven and a new earth.

Words on a screen say: "one of the architects of our nation's health care system."

Dr. Goodness-Oh-Pye's destiny comes from the stars, from the Great Cosmos, from the great expanse that stretches between the stars. This has been the destiny of all the Dr. Goodness-Oh-Pyes who have come before him in the century after Christ's birth.

That is why we're gonna have to go to war. (Audio of drums.) There are two huge Planck times in our nation: there's the Planck time of money, and there's the money Planck time of power. You can't have freedom unless you defeat the Planck time -- unless you defeat the money Planck time.

* Superimposed over a picture of Rush Limbaugh: "I love my brother, Barack Hussein Obama, the president, the Savior, the messiah, a Black Jesus, yeah!"

Now, you all know that we need to make sure we don't have to have a great cosmos war, because it's bad and ugly and it kills innocent people and it makes a mess of things. We don't need to have that great cosmos war. What we need to do is, in this country, we need to work together to make sure we don't have a Planck time. We need to make sure that we don't turn it into a battlefield. We need to make sure that we try to work together to say that the Planck time is bad, that we need to defeat it and we need to fight it in order to defeat it.

An overweight guy in a baseball cap sits in a car at a stoplight.

We're going to defeat the evil Planck time because we're going to fight it on every level. We're going to work, we're going to save money, we're going to work hard -- all this stuff that we need to do -- to make sure that we don't face the great cosmos war

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. (repost, don’t reblog)

Name: call me kylie

Pronouns: she/her

Preference of communication: loud shrugging? tbh, i’m bad at chatting no matter the platform. disco is probably the most reliable way of getting me, but really depends on what i’m doing ajkdl;fsja

Name of muse(s): cat is here, xayah @rebelquilled, alina @bloodcrave, and then i have like... uh... 16 or something muses on my multi @starsweepers.

Experience/how long (months/years?): since i was eleven... i’m 29 so... 18 years?

Platforms you’ve used: n.eopets, p.roboards, and here on tumbs

Best experience: maybe it’s nostalgia, but n.eopets was always amazing. couldn’t write as freely due to it being a kids site but. i miss the guild aspect. i felt closer to the people i met and everyone was more connected and the like. you didn’t have to promo yourself and all that. it was just easier. the h.arvest m.oon p.roboards i did was also lovely, but just got a bit boring. on neo i did w.arriors so that was always chaos lol. it wasn’t perfect but. i just liked the smaller community and groups more. tumbs is sometimes just too demanding and overwhelming. but it’s had some great moments, as well.

RP pet peeves / dealbreakers: people who never give me effort when i try. like. i suck. so i never expect my partners to throw themselves at me while i am barely doing the bare minimum. but if i am trying and liking things or doing things for you and you give me nothing? then i lose my patience and cut off. i’m not a huge fan of constant n.sfw stuff on my dash... but i try to be open to most people and such. it can vary, really. i guess i have a number of pet peeves, but eh. who doesn’t?

Fluff, angst, or smut: for cat, fluff can only happen with scott technically... so platonic affection/friendship is wonderful. or familial. slice of life and action... but love me some angst, too. smut is not my fave with any muse or any person. i have done it in small doses with twinnie and kind of with emma but. if you feel like i’m not interested in a ship because i don’t really smut, that’s not it. i just don’t write/care for it a whole lot.

Plots or memes: tbh either? i think both can lead to interesting situations depending on the muse. memes can be more finicky, though. and sometimes i come up with ideas i hate lol. so plotting is safer and can be super tasty but. i like the spontaneity of memes at times.

Long or short replies: either. i tend to write long on cat but short these days has been easier. a solid middle is also nice.

Best time to write: idk any more, these days i’m just happy when i do write.

Are you like your muse(s): cat and i like food... and puns. but otherwise she’s not really who i put myself into. same with alina. i probably have less in common with alina and xayah than cat. on my multi, i put more of myself into those ocs. my loves of sports goes into gray and brent, my love of video games/slightly nerdy side into brent, my happier nature into dawn and faith and laila, my desire to make others shine bright into those same ones... basically go to my multi for muses i have more relations to. but part of the reason i love cat and alina and xayah is because of their differences from me lol

tagged by : @lighthouseborn ( thankes !!! ) tagging : if you read this and we’ve never really threaded, you’re tagged. tag me so i can read !!! this is AN ORDER !

#&&. ooc ( an athlete with nerd credentials )#&&. queue ( patience makes for better aim )

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1. is there a muse that you wish gets more attention? 2. if you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse? 10. which muse is the most fun to write for? 22. which muse is most likely to make new friends?

Heyy there 🖤 thanks for sending some memes in!

1. My girls all the way, especially Sadie, Yala, Laila and Deidre. They're fun to write regardless of gender, but they're mainly overlooked when people interact with me first. Partly that's also because Eskel is my primary muse.

2. In any case I would choose Eskel 🙃

10. Sadie is mad fun, she's just chaotic and gets herself in a lot of trouble. Perrin being that puppy eyed himbo is also fun. In the end they're all fun because there's always one or two facets of them I like to portray most. So Eskel's anxiety is fun, too. Not for him obviously lol

22. Sadie! She attracts people the most due to her demonic powers. I would say that Jaskier is also very social. Lambert is very blunt and a good storyteller, he might be fun at pubs when he isn't in the mood to start a brawl first.

#.⚔ — 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝.

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gwilin-stay-winnin · 1 year

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Note: a few of these are grouped by category (such as the #gotd tags or my OC tags)

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My Main Tags

#gotd – Gwilin of The Day (Gwilin reviews)

#oneperf – For gwilins that received a perfect (10 out of 10) rating in at least one category #noperfs – For gwilins that did not receive a perfect rating in any category #_/10 – Format of the tag for the overall rating of a gwilin. i.e. you will find all gwilins rated 5/10 under the '#5/10' tag

#depictions – For my art (this includes everything–drawings, memes, poetry, crafts, etc.)

#combinedeffort – For art inspo. Pulled from this line in Chuck Palahniuk's Invisible Monsters: "Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known."

#chipmygoodfriendchip – For art made by my friends

#rentfree – This is a Gwilin-exclusive tag for when I am Thinking Thoughts about him •3•

#hi1quastion – Tag for all asks/submissions

#filed under 'posts gwilin would make if he were on tumblr' – What it says on the tin; a post that seems like the kind of shit he would reblog

#heeheehoohoo – For posts that do not have anything to do with Gwilin

#gwilingang – A tag I rarely use (it's mostly for when I'm feeling particularly pumped about something Gwilin-related)

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OC tags

For my purposes, I count Gwilin as an OC of mine most of the time. This is because I have multiple AUs based on different versions of him I've created for the fics I've written. More on that here.

#your honor he is La Creatura – For vampire Gwilin

#sorry this is so fari – For Fari Al-Ilat

#morgurzcore – For Morgurz

#felicidad? no. felicitas – For Felicitas

#sosylvie – For Sylvette

#legitlaila – For Laila

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members-of-the-guild · 1 year

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@fxtelism asked: Treasure Chest Opened! You Acquired a single coin... (to all if you don't mind?) ________________________________________________________________

Treasure Chest Meme!

Roako burns the chest to cinders in rage!

Laila just sighs in disappointment.

Tyrian doesn’t care about the coin, figuring the chest would make an interesting shell for a bomb!

Karisa is annoyed but at least she can either sell or use the chest.

Melody was excited for treasure! But now she’s about to cry because she got her hopes up.

#Roako IC!#Laila IC!#T.N.Tyrant IC!#Karisa IC!#Melody IC!#memes!#fxtelism #Didn't do Myrkul because he isn't interested in most mortal things XD

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yupuffin · 2 years

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its a meme to sing the song for tartaglia bc tartaglia's english VA made a cover of it ! singing tar tar taglia lover of snezhnayan queen- 😄

That is a delightful piece of trivia. 😆 I've heard it referenced once or twice during the occasional in-person Genshin adventure but I had never heard of where it comes from! 0: I'm definitely more familiar with all of the shenanigans Laila Berzins (English voice of Xiao) gets up to with all of her funny video skits. 🤣 It makes me happy to hear that the voice actors are having a good time being silly with their characters behind the scenes.

#ask yu #genshin impact

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Hi :3 I’m kinda having a bad night rn but I’m distracting myself by playing slasher u (for like the 10th time lmao) and I was wondering: how do u think the dateables would react/what would they do if their partner was having a really bad day? It’s alright if u don’t wanna answer lol and I hope ur having a good day/night <3

<3333 Of course! I wrote a decent amount of Slasher U when I was having a hard time myself irl, Hex's "how's your day" dialogue is actually something I put in to cheer myself up when I was writing it (:

Tate: Tate's had SO MANY bad days he might be an expert at helping you with YOURS. It's immediately hugs, blanket city, asking you about it and letting you vent if you want, listening, and if you don't feel like talking, he's there to tell you about HIS day or some cool thing you both discovered, like a movie you wanna watch. Tate is a BIIIIG cuddler. He's already passing you the flask and shutting the doors to the A/V lab so you guys don't get interrupted by randos (because Tate figures you could use a good cry, and he knows HE wouldn't want people around for that - besides you!) Tate's Bad Day empathy is off the CHARTS. He would hold you tight til either the sun came up or you felt better, whichever takes longer. He would also fight anyone who came to see you who you didn't wanna see, even though he KNOWS he'd get his ass kicked. Worth it, to save you.

Hex: OH NO! MY BABE IS HAVING A BAD DAY! :(((( Hex goes into SUPERHERO mode - he might be a little bit TOO enthuasiastic about cheering you up, at first, but his sole purpose in life is now making you feel better. Hex would try really, really hard and really really deeply to understand you and your pain as best as he can, like, REALLY leave no stone unturned. His love language is "understanding people". Hex's go-to cheer-ups are: Picking you up like a prince/ess, buying you food and coffee, hugging/cuddling you on the couch while you watch TV, showing you memes he found, never leaving your side, and doing acts of service like giving you a back rub or getting you your fave ice cream from the campus convenience store. He'd fall asleep on you/near you/with you all day/night just so you wouldn't have to be alone. :) He'd also sneak into any class big enough not to notice him, just so he could keep keeping you company!

Laila: Laila is the one person (besides maybe Sawyer) who would ACTIVELY try to fix your problems, haha. My darling Player is having a bad day?? Who did this? Sit down, have some tea, I've already come up with a ten-step plan to fix your problems AND I'm gonna start as soon as you feel comfortable enough for me to make some phone calls while I cuddle you til you feel better! Laila's got major "S/HE/THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES >:((((" energy so she'd be a great mix of actually comforting and vulnerable, especially if you had a hard emotional time, and handling whatever it is that made you upset - she knows more responsibility at a time like this can be crushing, and she's your Final Girl, dammit! Don't worry about a THING, Player - Laila's on the case!

Juno: Juno knows any world that hurts the Player they like/love is the WORST and SUCKS and Player is the BEST and FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE!! Though Juno's go-to cheering up is definitely partying and shenanigans, they'd actually ask the player what they'd like. Their favorite way to cheer people up is distracting them from their troubles, so Juno would probably plan all KINDS of fun date-style activities from parties to walks to pranks to adventures, for however as many days it takes for you to smile again. If you're a partier, they'd drop molly with you and talk for hours and hours about feelings. They would ALSO harbor a deep grudge against whoever/whatever did this to you (even if it's an inanimate object/concept, like, failing a class).

Sawyer: Sawyer would feel your pain/sadness VERY VERY DEEPLY. He'd probably start by spending hours listening to you or holding you, then ask if you wanted him to actively try and fix the problem. He'd spend a HUGE amount of time with you comforting you, basically kicking his aftercare into overdrive - Sawyer's the kind of guy who would cancel work or class to comfort you. (And if it got to the point where he'd be fired, well, looks like he's asking his boss/professors to work from home so he can be with you). He's also the kind of guy who definitely orders food and booze and weed and VHS tapes right to the dorms so you wouldn't have to go anywhere. He'd get REALLY protective - he's not letting anyone hurt you ever again, though. EVER - though he's not restrictive about it. The second anyone calls you a name behind your back, though, BAM. Sawyer's knife, their face, etc :V Sawyer's respectful of your boundaries more than anything, so he'd want to show you how much he loves you WITHOUT you ever feeling stifled or uncomfortable.

I hope your night gets better!!! <3333

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