#laitoisawhore

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

Lol, Ayato someone on Tumblr said you use all your bangs to cover up your big megamind forehead. Ngl it was kinda funny but dont worry your still a cutie -3-

Ayato: Huh?! Who the hell said that?! How dare they insult Yours Truly. You’re even worse for laughing with them. 

#ayato sakamaki #laitoisawhore #react #ask #dialovers collection #diabolik lovers #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[my-darling-has-forgotten-me]

What would s boys do if shu was listening to "Mr. Sadistic Night"? Also what would Ayato do if Shu said Ayato ruined the song with his singing?

Okay, this just made me think of something. A few days after the disappearance of Yui Komori, the bros just go into the lounge room and sing Gin no Bara. I wanna write a scenario on that... Also sorry if this ain't what you wanted.

Shu~

Just vibin' and enjoying the song

Reiji~

"You've shit taste in music you whore". he'd think that Shu is a narcissistic prick and judge him even more that he already does.

Ayato~

"I WAS FUCKING GREAT IN THAT SONG HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!" Beats the crap out of Shu by using his Stand.

Yui: Yes Ayato! You're mamas little champ!

Kanato~

Why are we still here? Just to suffer...

He'd smash the MP3 and say that the song's trash.

Laito~

Teases the fuck out of Ayato for the "Motto hoshiin darou" part. (I forced my brother to watch the anime with me and when he heard that bit he asked me what it meant, I told him and he just walked the fuck out)

Subaru~

Secretly likes the song but takes the piss out of Shu and Ayato.

#diabolik lovers #laitoisawhore #reaction #shu sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #laito sakamaki #yuis pantsu

[your-diabolik-lovers]

Fine dyslexic hoe

Laito: I’m sorry?

#laitoisawhore #laito sakamaki

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

What would Reji do if he had a full blown conversation with someone thats like 80, and then his brothers started calling him a boring grampa.

Reiji: Calling me “boring” I can overlook, but a “grampa”-? Honestly, you all need to learn some manners and be mature.

#reiji sakamaki #laitoisawhore #react #ask #diabolik lovers #dialovers collection #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

( NSFW I THINK) What would the S brothers do if their s/o leaked period blood on the their bed and s/o's pants?

Shuu: ...So troublesome, making me get up to sleep elsewhere if you’re gonna be making messes all over the place. 

Reiji: Tsk... Come along at once and get yourself cleaned up while I attempt to get this blood out before it stains.

Ayato: Hah, you haven’t noticed yet, have you? Look at the mess you made, how embarrassing, titless! Hahahah!

Kanato: You ruined the sheets! Surely you knew it was around this time of month, right? You knew, didn’t you?!

Laito: Oopsie, it looks like you were caught off-guard. It’s going to stain in no time if you don’t hurry up and clean it.

Subaru: You just had to bleed tonight, all over my stuff, didn’t you? Tch, fuckin’ gross. At least go get me new sheets!

#shuu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #citrus #laitoisawhore #react #ask #dialovers collection #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers #diabolik lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

Hey Ayato have you noticed that blood is the same color as your hair? I think your moms womb blood got left all over on your hair, and thats why you got red hair. Ugh im so smart.

Ayato: That’s not--

Ayato: Tch, forget I even bothered to answer. Don’t try to make fun of the colour of Yours Truly’s hair, dammit!

#ayato sakamaki #laitoisawhore #react #ask #dialovers collection #diabolik lovers #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

Hi, can i get a hug from ayato im mad rn cuz my teacher is giving so much work so i need some best boy love :'(

Ava: Hello! I totally feel you right now; I’ve got your back. ^^

                                 ┕━━━━━━━♔━━━━━━━┙

Ayato, pulling you in: Of course only a hug from Yours Truly could cheer you up. Lucky I’m here, huh? Besides--

Ayato: --I’m kinda pissed today, too, and I’ve really craving sip of blood because of it. This’ll be a fair deal, right?

#ayato sakamaki #laitoisawhore #react #ask #diabolik lovers #dialovers collection #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

AYATO CAN I HAVE A HUG? I WANNA SQUEEZE U I WAS READING YOUR MANGA AND I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU.😭 ALSO CAN I HAVE A HUG FROM YUI TOO YOU'RE BOTH MY BABIES.

Ayato: Oi, don’t shout like that! Whaddya mean “my manga”? I mean, if you’re really that distressed, maybe... But not titless.

Yui: Huh? But, why, Ayato-kun? I think it’s okay.

Ayato: I said no. Do you really wanna go against Yours Truly?

#ayato sakamaki #yui komori #laitoisawhore #react #ask #dialovers collection #diabolik lovers #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

OKAY SO I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON AYATO SO IM ASKING CAN HE BE MINE?LIKE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES BABY.

Ayato: Eh, what’s that? A crush on Yours Truly, huh? 

Ayato: I think you’re getting it all wrong. I’m not gonna belong to anyone... You, on the other hand, are welcome to belong to me.

Ayato: It’s not like you’d seriously resist, after all.

#laitoisawhore #ayato sakamaki #react #ask #diabolik lovers #dialovers collection #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

I think Reji hates me because everytime i look at one of of his responses he points the middle finger at me, its very rude. Does he hate me?

Reiji: I have no idea what you are talking about. I have no reason to hold such negative feelings toward someone I hardly know.

Reiji: If you are referring to how I simply adjust my glasses, I would say it is rather rude of you to assume things.

#reiji sakamaki #laitoisawhore #react #ask #diabolik lovers #dialovers collection #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AYATO ILYSM MAN YOUR SMILE IS THE CUTEST OF THE CUTEST, AND I THINK YOUR TAKOYAKI OBSESSION IS ADORABLE. AND BEFORE YOU ASK NO I DIDNT GET YOU TAKOYAKI I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG. Okay happy bday, bye cutie.

Ayato: Aah? No takoyaki?!

Ayato: A hug won’t cut it then, titless, despite you tryna get onto my good side. Some of your blood, however...--

#ayato sakamaki #happy birthday ayato #laitoisawhore #react #ask #dialovers collection #diabolik lovers #the-most-diabolik-of-lovers

[your-diabolik-lovers]

Laito, since Ayato's sexy ass rejected me, CAN YOU BE MY FAKE LOVER SO THAT I CAN MAKE HIM JEALOUS. Also you're pretty hot too.

Laito: Trying to make Ayato jealous is never on my list of things to do. We actually get along, you see.

Laito: Besides, I don’t think we can make him jealous, after all, you said it yourself, he didn’t seem interested, especially by being yelled at.

#laitoisawhore #laito sakamaki

[my-darling-has-forgotten-me]

I wonder if kou would get confused for a girl if he put on a wig cuz he doe kinda lookin like a chic tho.

He does tbh, I saw a female version of him and his genderbend was kinda hot...

His face could definitely pass for a girl.

#diabolik lovers #yuis pantsu #kou #mukami #laitoisawhore

[your-diabolik-lovers]

Oki fine oreo-sama ill stop :c , BUT YOU ARE SEXY ASF ;) ILL CONTROL MYSELF AROUND OREO-SAMA FROM NOW ON.

Ayato: Oreo? Why’re you calling me Oreo?

Ayato: Well, whatever. Just control yourself… Tch. Stop yelling. It’s so loud.

#ayato sakamaki #laitoisawhore

[your-diabolik-lovers]

What would Ayato do if a human girl from school started flirting with him and kept asking him out everyday at school?

Ayato: obviously drink her blood and/or use her to do my biding~

Lyn:

Lyn: this isn’t shocking in the slightest but I’m gonna say it anyway…

Lyn: dick.

#laitoisawhore #ayato sakamaki

[your-diabolik-lovers]

AYATO HOW BOUT THIS, I GIVE YOU TAKOYAKI FOR EVERY 2 MINUTES YOU DATE ME BUT IF YOU FLIRT WITH ME ILL GIVE YOU TEN TAKOYAKI (btw you're hot asf and i hope you date me cuz your my crush 😳🤤)

Ayato: Huh? Yours Truly isn’t going to be bribed into dating some random human! Knock it off!

Ayato: You can admire Yours Truly from afar just like every other human who shares your feelings!

#laitoisawhore #ayato sakamaki