just some crack but while at beacon jaune gets a visit from his old ex girlfriend darkness (lalatina from konosuba) and everyone questions why he'd break up with someone like that. see they all see her as the ideal female knight who never gives up heck she's even been fighting with pyrrha in the ring and even though she hasn't landed even one hit she refuses to give up! what an amazing spirit she has!
meanwhile jaune just sees all her masocistic tendancies coming to the surface and can't handle it anymore, she's a good friend still but this kind of shit is exactly why they broke up!
NOTE: I have not watched Konosuba
Jaune? Jaune Arc, is that you?"
Jaune flinched. He turned to find his a young woman, shorter than himself, with long, blonde hair held back in a ponytail. Her armor clattered as she closed the distance between them, and her piercing blue eyes met his for the first time in months.
"Hi, Lalatina." Jaune greeted with a gulp.
"Jaune." A long, uncomfortable silence followed.
"Jaune?" Another voice said. Looking to his right, away from his ex, he found his partner, Pyrrha, looking at him with concerned eyes. "Is everything okay?"
"Well," Jaune sighed, "Pyrrha, guys, this is Dustiness Ford Lalatina. She's... Uh, she's my ex-girlfriend."
"Greetings." The young woman nodded to his team.
"Hiya!" Nora said, before whirling around on Jaune. "You never told us you dated a hot lady knight!" Ren pulled her back.
"I try not to get people involved in my love life." Jaune said, scratching the back of his head. "We broke up a little bit before I came to Beacon."
"There's no need to go into such details." Lalatina said, then seemed to squirm on the spot. "Especially the grueling, embarrassing moments in which we lost ourselves in roaming hands. Such stories could ruin me forever~!"
"Uh, are you... okay?" Pyrrha asked.
"She's fine." Jaune groaned. "She gets like this sometimes." He stepped away. "It was nice seeing you again, Darkness."
At this, the young woman snapped to focus. He turned away, and she felt her body move on it's own. She lunged forward, taking hold of him in a tight, squeezing hug. He didn't move. He just let her do as she would.
"Forgive me." She pulled away. "I... I don't know what came over me."
"You're forgiven, Darkness." Jaune smiled at her. "I just hope you find the happiness you're looking for."
With that exchange completed, Lalatina nodded and turned away from her ex-boyfriend. In the distance, a separate team waved their hands towards her, and she ran to catch up to them. She looked back, finding Jaune was smiling awkwardly with his own party. The two caught a glance of one another and smiled together.
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How about Darkness/Laltina from Konosuba as part of Jaune's family?
Yet another anime I need to watch to really grasp, but I would say it would be hilarious to watch Jaune be unnerved by her particular choice of dialogue.
I think she would be a great addition... if I started watching this series. Damn, a lot of great suggestions, too.
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