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ooi vida, faz icons da @/lame.cobain por favor?? agradecida 💚
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fairygenre · 2 years
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methinks i wanna make gif icons of christina nadin and lame cobain next... any other recs. i always like making them of cute little models that don’t have many gif resources sooo lmk
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rawiswhore · 3 years
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Brian Pillman x Fem Reader- "Free the Nipple"
@proundpowerful98, on my littletroubledgrrrl main blog, you liked the gif of Brian where I confessed that I had a dream about him and might turn that dream into a fanfiction.
You commented how there should be a fanfic about Brian, and this is the fanfic based on the dream about Brian I had!
I've typed fanfics about Brian as well as type fanfics that feature him.
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Brian Pillman was such a breath of fresh air when he joined the World Wrestling Federation in 1996.
During a time when you had wrestlers playing lame, childish, less than TV-PG gimmicks as evil dentists, racecar drivers, garbage men, and plumbers, Brian Pillman offers an alternative to that and he's no longer that mulletheaded pretty boy you might remember from WCW.
It was only a matter of time until Brian would join the WWF, the most famous, recognizable wrestling company in the world and still is today (although it's now known as the WWE), because Brian wasn't just an alumni of WCW, but had a short stint in ECW as well.
Despite that Brian was a favorite amongst female fans during his run in WCW for his nonthreatening surfer looks, in your opinion, he's sexier than ever in 1996 with his disheveled blond hair with brown roots peeking out and facial stubble.
His look in 1996 can be best described as Kurt Cobain meets Sammy Hagar.
Brian has always been a ladies man, he even has 3 kids by 3 different baby mamas, and when you joined the World Wrestling Federation roster in 1996, you were nearly at the right place at the right time, because Brian looked sexier than ever.
He, too, was in lust with you the first time he laid eyes on you, and one night in 1996, you were in a hotel room with him sharing a bed with him.
This was during a time when he didn't have to walk on crutches and didn't have that cast on his leg.
You were lying in bed stark naked whereas Brian was wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts.
The light sitting on the nightstand in between the beds was turned on, giving this room the only light in the room.
Even though you enjoy comforting Brian while his leg is in a cast, because you can dress up as a sexy nurse and touch him in his private area, at the same time, you wish he didn't have to fall asleep at the wheel when driving that year (which led to his leg injury!) because you want to have sex as well as snuggle with him.
Brian was slightly lying on top of you, where his fingers grabbed the thick, heavy comforter and thin white blanket you and he were sharing together, pulled the comforter and blanket over your head as well as his, until now you and Brian were lying underneath the blanket and comforter, lying under the covers.
Brian was hovering over you with his iconic shit eating grin plastered on his face, and while he lay right next to you, he wasn't trying to push his weight onto you since he weighs more than you do.
You smiled right back at him, and he leaned his head down into one of your breasts until your nipple was in his mouth.
Once your nipple was in his mouth, he began to suck it like he was breastfeeding, circulating his mouth and lips around your nipple.
Not only that, but he turned his body slightly until he was lying on the bed on his side, one of his hands behind your back pushed you until you were now lying on your side.
Strange, but whatever, whatever he wants.
As he sucked your nipple, he closed his eyes, sometimes he even moaned as if to gush over how good your nipple tastes.
Though, he opened his eyes at times as well.
He didn't just suck your nipple, but lick it as well, the tip of his tongue nudging your nipple and licking it vertically up and down as well as horizontally across, left and right, back and forth.
You have very sensitive nipples and you love it when anyone sucks your nipples.
He's driving you crazy, blood is rushing into your clitoris and filling it up, your head is arching back and your eyes are rolling to the top of your sockets, your toes curling up.
"Mmmmmmm, Brian..." you moaned, biting onto your bottom lip.
His lips are fumbling a bit on your areola while he sucks your nipple, and his tongue eventually evolved to his entire tongue in general licking vertically and horizontally across your nipple, not just the tip of it.
Your pussy is getting moist while his tongue wets and pleasures your nipple, your nipples are becoming more and more erect while he's sucking them.
He's tempted into sliding his hand between your legs and rubbing onto your clitoris.
When he got tired from licking your nipple, he directed his tongue to your areola, where the tip of his tongue caressed and stroked your areola in circles.
Again, you have very sensitive areolas, such sensitive areolas, you're thinking of pinching and tweaking your other nipple, Brian, too, is thinking of tweaking your nipple, maybe horizontally rubbing the pads of his fingers across your other areola.
While he's licking your areola, his teeth are slightly sinking into your nipple, gently biting your it.
He plays a madman off his rocker in the World Wrestling Federation and ECW, so he's somewhat staying in character while he's sucking and biting your nipple.
Your nipple is now in between his teeth, not like dental floss, but between his jaws of teeth.
It doesn't bother you that he's biting your nipple, no.
He's biting and pressing his teeth a little bit harder onto your nipple this time, but not enough.
One of your hands has moved to the back of his head, where your fingers are buried through his thick blond hair, running your fingers through his strands of hair as well as playing with it.
Your other hand is behind his back, roaming around his back, stroking and caressing it.
While your nipple is in his mouth, he began to gently pull and tug your nipple in between his teeth, stretching it out.
This widened your eyes when he did this, but he isn't hurting you.
Your nipple is stretching and pulling out like taffy almost.
He eventually let go of that nipple his teeth tugged on, your nipple going back to your breast.
He lifted one of his hands and placed it over your other breast, where he gently and quickly squeezed that tit twice.
One of your feet nudged against his foot, not the foot he injured that year, but your toes played and tickled his toes a bit, playing footsy with him.
You're surprised his fingers aren't pinching your other nipple.
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ichanel · 2 years
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tagged by @kabeswaters​ and @fortisfiliae​ love u both sm <3 <3
1. on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? it fluctuates but right now -1 
2. describe yourself in a hashtag? #anxious
3. if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? JAKE MOTHERFUCKING GYLLENHAAL 
4. if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? i dont know what that is hah
5. what’s one thing people don’t know about you? i guess some people don’t know i’m type one diabetic??
6. what’s your wake up ritual? uh phone, animal crossing, fruit loops, weed
7. what’s your go to bed ritual? I watch asmr videos cuz im usually high as fuck and they knock me out lol, or i watch tiktok or pillow talk with my bf nick.
8. what’s your favorite time of day? like 9 pm?
9. your go to for having a good laugh? my boyfriend always makes me laugh no matter how angry or upset i am so i’d talk to him uwu
10. dream country to visit? FRANCe specifically Paris oui oui with my french candian bullshit
11. what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? when they announced 5sos was touring with one direction and i had tickets, never screamed so loud in my LIFE
12. heels or flats/sneakers? sneakers duh
13. vintage or new? vintage babey
14. who do you want to write your obituary? ME from the great beyond, the only other person who knows me well enouhg is nick and i love him but he is very stupid.
15. style icon? uh harry styles, devon lee carlson, halsey, bella hadid, tyler the creator some normal people whos style i LOVE  from insta are rebeccaramsdale , kehllie , kikalateefff , yourgirlneens , lilxmg !
16. what are three things you cannot live without? phone, insulin, art, music
17. what’s one ingredient you put in everything? probs vanilla or hotsauce, the only two flavours.
18. what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? my dead brother DJ, kurt cobain andddd ryan dunn from jackass what a weird mix.
19. what’s your biggest fear in life? loosing my senses, loosing control, the fear that i am not actually real and ... oh spiders.
20. window or aisle seat? window 
21. what’s your current tv obsession? think its gonna be adventure time again
22. favorite app? instagram or discord so i can talk to my friends uwu
23. secret talent? i can speak french and giberish
24. most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? camping i guess?
25. how would you define yourself in three words? anxious, empathetic, creative
26. favorite piece of clothing you own? my vintage star wars shirt
27. a must have clothing item that everyone should have? blank tees, good quality blank tees!!! white black grey mhmhmh
28. a superpower you would want? i’d wanna be spidergirl
29. what’s inspiring you in life right now? nothing at all :(
30. best piece of advice you’ve received? my grade six teacher telling me that i was very empathetic as i was sitting at the back of the class crying because of the movie we were watching, she told me not everyone is empathetic like i am but its okay to be soft. but not to expect that from everyone else.
31. best advice you’d give your teenage self? teenage me was a mess but not messy enough that i’d change anything. i’d just say, things get better but im currently back in the state teenage me was in so...i’d be lying. maybe that wanting to kill yourself does not count as a personality trait - and start reading comics earlier cuz u really like them.
32. a book everyone should read? i read wack books, everyone on tumblr should read fangirl tho
33. what would you like to be remembered for? something i created
34. how do you define beauty? self expression and individuality 
35. what do you love most about your body? wait people love their bodies? not everyone was severly damaged by online diet culture and thigh gap era tumblr? weird ok
36. best way to take a rest/decompress? weed or bath or a movie
37. favorite place to view art? there is an art gallery in saskatchewan that i love, i was suposed to go there this summer before corona took over :(((
38. if your life was a song, what would the title be? either something short like “mellow” or fob style like “im so anxiuos all the time and nothing ever feels real and i dont know what im doing but somehow im doing pretty good while feeling prety bad and laughing through my tears lol.” or i’d steal “teen idle” by marina and the diamonds.
39. if you could master one instrument, what would it be? guitar or piano because im lame at both.
40. if you had a tattoo, where would it be? i want two moths above my knees rn
41 dolphins or koalas? neither
42. what’s an animal that represents you? im more of a pokemon, i think id be jigglypuff
43. best gift you’ve ever received? whenever nick buys me clothes from stussy or maybe infinity on high on vinyl.
44. best gift you’ve given? i bought nick the entire sin city comic series in one giant book.
45. what’s your favorite board game? monopoly
46. what’s your favorite color? yellow
47. least favorite color? that weird pinky purple
48. diamond or pearls? pearls
49. drugstore makeup or designer? colour pop and fenty
50. pilates or yoga? yoga
51. coffee or tea? tea
52. what’s the weirdest word in the english language? pumpernickle is my fav one.
53. dark chocolate or milk chocolate? MILK
54. stairs or elevators? stairs
55. summer or winter? summer, canadian winters are brutal.
56. you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? ur asking someone who has very specific comfort foods so i already do this - cheese bagel toasted with cream cheese and then toasted again to melt cheddar cheese on top. with a diet coke thats very important.
57. a dessert you don’t like? cheesecake 
58. a skill you’re working on mastering? im crazy so this is a lot but - writing , drawing and painting, polymer clay, sewing, resin art and pottery.
59. best thing to happen to you today? nothing
60. worst thing to happen to you today? the line at starbucks was too long and i had to get wendys instead, and a few other things i won’t mention.
61. best compliment you’ve ever received? whenever my mom says i remind her of my brother dj, when people say anything nice about my art or writing style. when people ask about my clothes. when my friend jess called me a “known softie” uwu
62. favorite smell? lavender
63. hugs or kisses? hugs
64. if you made a documentary, what would it be about? i’d talk about star wars for hours on end 
65. last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? of mice and men made me ball my fucking eyes out
66. lipstick or lipgloss? chapstickk
67. sweet or savory? sweet
68. girl crush? Zendaya
69. how do you know you’re in love? idk ive just always been in love with nick (since i was 15) before i even really knew what love was, i guess if the other person feels like home, you know ur doing something right.
70. a song you can listen to on repeat? nine in the afternoon by p!atd or a match into water by peirce the veil, over my head by fleetwood mac
71. if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? harry styles that mysterious fucker
72. what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? currently not looking forward to anything becase my life is super uncertain right now ha.. maybe the release of the chaos walking movie whenever that decides to happen.
tagging: i assume yall have been tagged in this already but just incase @beskarjedi @woakiees @bluemadcnna @carolinesbookworld  @theseuscmander and anyone else who wants to do this consider urself tagged.
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im planning out making a drawing of all the main characters in all the different rick riordan series & imprints and im tryin to figure out what everyones gunna b doing for their portion of the picture to make everyone recognizable
like i got percy w his camp half blood shirt and hes gonna be holding riptide (pen form tho) and hes gonna be partially surrounded by water and have a lil bit coming out of his other hand like a hose. got the goofy look on his face and stuff so u Kno its a percy!! its the boy!!
and then i figured with carter and sadie ill have both of them bickering w each other and the grounds a little cracked beneath them and sadies holding bast (in muffin form obviously) while wearing headphones and carters holding some scrolls and maybe carters using a hand to reach into the underworld pocket thing...
with magnus i figured hed be holding jack... im gonna draw him w his kurt cobain hair bc hes more recognizable that way and hes got like a yellow glowy aura kinda thing around him but then contrast it with him having like a pissed off look on his face since hes the worlds most reluctant healer. maybe hes got some falafel in his other hand and the way hes holding his sword is like a more chill way to indicate he doesnt really use it
then i decided im gonna leave apollo/lester out bc like even tho he IS the main character of the trials of apollo series bc like. apollo is first known to people as a god anyway i dont think hed like to be grouped in with the protags. hed be insulted.
ANYWAY then w the imprint characters i got
aru shah is of course gonna be in her iconic spiderman pajammies and shed be in a more chill position like i figured id have the main riordanverse protagonists kinda standing in position w the new characters flocking around them goofing off. aru would be kinda leaning back and playing w her magic glowy ball and have a kinda >:3 face because thats just how she is. maybe some sort of sky /lightning motifs around her bc shes the daughter of the sky goddess. MAYB SHES LAYIN ON A LIL CLOUD! probly grinning up at percy too bc i feel like theyre alike....two birds of a feather theyd be good friends
zane is gonna be holding his cool cane (the one he gets near the end of the book, not the lame one) and hes gonna look kinda panicked and confused because honestly. thats really how he registers to me bc i feel like it would be typical to have the fire power character be lookin all cool and sick with their flames but i feel like it would be cuter to imitate zanes character and since hes Baby and isnt very experienced with his powers yet i feel like it would be good instead to have him using his powers but not releasing any fire, just smoke coming out of his ears and lookin like hes gonna explode
i havent gotten to read the other books yet bc ive been stuck on reading the storm runner for sooo long but ill update this as i go before i can even start on it fjdnfndn
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  I watched episodes 1 & 2 of the new season of Stranger Things on Netflix this weekend, its been a long time coming. I’ve been waiting patiently for this season since the last one ended. The show grew on me in a big way, i did not like it initially. Something about it is mysterious and innocent and this season looks to have more of a suspenseful and scary vibe. I’ve only watched two episodes thus far so this is an incomplete project but I felt I needed to write about it because i haven’t blogged a long one in a few days. What follows are my hot takes, conspiracy theories, and honorable mentions of “Stranger Things” Season 2.
Ah, the ’80’s, things were slower back then i’m sure, i wouldn’t know though because i was -10 in 1980. The fact that in one of the opening scenes the boys are scrambling for quarters to go play arcade games just tells me that those were the good days. Reminds me of the movie/documentary, “The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters”, if you haven’t seen that i suggest that you stop reading this blog and go watch that documentary, you will not be let down, you will also have your masculinity tested by a man named Billy Mitchell. Also that is probably the only time i’ll suggest that you stop reading the blog so you know its worth it. Anyways, quarters are king and Mike robs Nancy of her piggy bank which i think is just great, but also i feel like Nancy is a bit too old for a piggy bank.
So the boys (Will, Mike, Lucas, and Dustin) rally at the local arcade room, Those for sure were only around for laundering money i imagine, and get to playing. At some point Will hears something and wanders off and somehow he is pulled into the upside-down place, his home pretty much the whole 1st season, and sees a dark sky with red lightning and a shadow demon thing with tornadoes for arms and then snaps out of it. First off i would like to say that i do not completely understand what the show writers are going for with the existence of the “Upside-down” place. I guess the easiest way to explain it is an alternate dimension that’s evil and terrible, but i just don’t know how it all works. I will admit that i think that if i were to somehow be instantly teleported to a place like that, i would for sure only be able to cry and close my eyes until i inevitably died because that place, and that monster thing seem completely terrifying. With all of that being said i think that calling it “The Upside-Down Place” is a rookie move and who ever came up with it needs to go to prison. It’s like calling it “Creepy Avenue” or “Elm Street”, how about a better name for the place that your main characters fear and where pure evil resides. As a matter of fact i will no longer refer to it as the “Upside-down” place and from here on out it will be called the “Thunderdome” or “Satans Basement” or “Oklahoma” ANYTHING but “Upside-down” place.  So, Will snaps out of it somehow and his excuse to his friend for being outside is that he needed some air, I found that funny because this show is set in the 80’s and no chance kids were as messed up and snowflakey as they are now. “Needing some air” in the 80’s was just something you said when you wanted your 3rd cigarette from your 2nd pack of the day, i assume. Be more dramatic Will.
The cameos in these first two episodes were very interesting and i didn’t hate them, i’d actually be excited if they all stayed on as regulars. First we have Brett Gelman playing Murray Bauman, aparrently some kind of private investigator with suspicion of Russian assistance in the events that transpired last season. Gelman is killing it lately with the cameos and honestly is just a really funny guy, i will never forget him in The Other Guys as the Arnold Palmer obsessed wanna-be swinger who begs Will Ferrels character to bang his wife.
Next and my favorite so far is the incomparable Mikey Walsh, the lovable Samwise Gamgee, Rudy HIMSELF, Sean Astin playing Bob “The Brain” Newby. Sean Astin is top 10 in my favorite actors, all around good dude, and just as lovable as they get. His character in Stranger Things is Joyce Byers’ new love interest it seems, and he does a fantastic job. The dynamic between him and Joyce is weird but i am fully invested after 2 episodes. Sean Astin nerding out about video cameras and radio shack is grade-a television folks.
Other than that there is a new pair of sibling characters in the show, Billy and Maxine AKA MadMax, that i just don’t know about yet. Billy is an absolute psychopath that resembles a younger Zac Efron who is fond of younger Zac Efrons who drives like a bat outta hell. This Billy dude is like a cross between Kurt Cobain on a bender and Jack Nicholson from The Shining. Pure crazy, but an entertaining character. His sister, i’m assuming, Maxine (or Max as she so rudely corrected the zany teacher at the school) is a very boyish little girl who is apparently good at arcade games and skateboarding, possessing some of the same crazy traits as her aforementioned brother. Some subtle yet understandable misogyny is featured in a scene where the boys are spying on her and say something along the lines of “girls cant play video games”. There is a new psychiatrist guy that talks to Will too but he is very boring and on the bad guys side so i don’t particularly care for him. Out of the new characters i mentioned above i would rank them accordingly: 1. Bob 2. Murray 3. Billy 4. Maxine 956. Doctor Boring D.O.
As for our returning characters a lot has changed in good ole Hawkins and its nearing the one year anniversary of the finale of last season some time around Halloween, obviously. The iconic Reagan Bush ’84 Campaign signs make an appearance in these episodes a couple of times in peoples yards and i love it, shout out Rowdy Gentleman.  The boys are still up to their nerdy shenanigans riding around on bikes and talking on their giant walkie-talkies. An exciting part is that they dress up as Ghostbusters for Halloween and being the season is set in 1984 i give 1,000 kudos to the kids for being such trailblazing fans of the film, and 2,000 kudos to their parents for making the costumes from scratch. There is a pretty comical argument between Mike and Lucas on who gets to be Venkman, Bill Murrays character, with an awkward reference to the only black Ghostbuster, Winston Zeddemore played by Ernie Hudson, being lame because he was late to the team.
  Mike is emotionally invested in 2 boxes of toys for some reason and misses the hell out of his superhuman girlfriend, 11, just being an emo little baby pretty much the whole time. Will and Mike make some weird pact while trick-or-treating where Mike says “If you’re weird, I’m Weird” kind of like Ryan Gossling does in the Notebook (If you’re a bird, I’m a bird). Lucas and Dustin fight over who is gonna date Maxine.
Our guy Will, who spent the majority of last season in the Thunderdome, has turned into a monster in the eyes of the kids at school. He gets bullied a bit, being called “Zombie Boy” and getting notes put in his locker saying the same thing, thank god Twitter or Facebook didn’t exist back then or this dude would of 13 Reasons Why’d his way through the rest of this season, probably. He takes it with stride though, animating his new nickname pretty artistically, wouldn’t be surprised if he creates a comic book about his Zombie alter ego and becomes a millionaire.
Steve and Nancy are still an item, probably my second favorite couple behind Johnathan and crippling loneliness. Nancy has become annoying because out of the clouds she starts actually caring that her friend Barb is dead, probably because she feels guilty, i mean you’d have to be an idiot to not blame Nancy for the demise of our homely heroine, Barb. There is a scene where Nancy and Steve go have dinner with Barbs parents and enjoy some KFC #fingerlickingood. Barbs parents are delusional at this point, in denial that Barb is dead. They are not in good health, mainly because of the fried chicken, and have plans to sell their home to fund a wild goose chase led by the wacky ex-journalist, P.I. Bauman. That should be successful. R.I.P Barb. Some how Steve has become more likable. Probably because of his hair which has some how become bigger, the higher the hair the closer to heaven, i see you Steve. Nancy and Steve go to a Halloween party together where she gets tipsy on some jungle juice, or as the raging toga bro, who is later seen yakking his brains out, calls it, “Pure Fuel”. Nancy, in typical white girl wasted fashion, says “bullshit” 9 million times after getting a cup of hunch punch spilled on her and brings up the past (Her and Steve basically murdering Barb, gone but never forgotten). Surprisingly Steve peaces out instead of taking advantage of Nancy like he did last season. Johnathan, in typical lonely guy fashion, swoops in like a sad pigeon and saves the day by taking her home and tucking her in. I feel it is necessary to say that i think Johnathan looks like an anorexic Bill Hader from SNL and i hope other people see that too.
  My favorite character, 11, or Elle as Chief Hopper adorably calls her, has taken up residence in a cabin out in the sticks. Chief Hopper is my 2nd favorite character in the show and he has become some type of father figure to 11 letting her stay in his cabin and is keeping her safe from the Russians or whoever is trying to get her. 11 is still a super hero and controls stuff with her mind. She has grown her hair out lookin like a jerry curl gettin real high up there, watch out Steve. Hopper is still whippin around in that dope ass Trailblazer and totin that 6-shooter like a rootin tootin cowboy, they should call him Sheriff instead of Chief. The interaction between Sheriff Hopper and 11 is perfect and comical. 11 is still very robot-like and says “five one five” instead of 5:15 at one point alluding that she hasn’t become much more normal than the first season. There are a few flashbacks to season one including one where 11 is breaking through some gooey womb-like substance out of Thunderdome and it reminds me of Jim Carrey being born from a rhino in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. In another scene 11 kills and begins to cook a squirrel to eat and then beams it at some hunter dudes face in the woods because i guess that’s what Russian cyborgs do. Sheriff Hopper misses hanging out with Elle for Halloween and that broke my heart, do better man.
As usual the soundtrack for the show is the absolute best, the beginning credit song that sounds like Daft Punk time traveled back to the 80’s is up there with Game of Thrones intro song. So far the show is fantastic and there are a lot more witty references and noteworthy things to say but i have just realized that i have written 2,000+ words and most of this was just mindless stammering on and so with that i give my superlatives and predictions thus-far:
Most likely to die alone: Jonathan Byers
Worst Father of the Year: Sheriff Hopper
Most likely to Smash for sure: Hopper and Joyce
Most Improved: Barb
Best Hair: Steve
Probably Gonna Finish Last: Bob “The Brain” Newby
Most Athletic: The Bike Boys
Life of the Party: Yoga bro
Most Likely to Become President: Reagan Bush ’84
Biggest Twist: Barb is alive!
Token Black Guy: Lucas
Least Likely to do Anything, Ever: The dumb psychiatrist guy
Most likely to end up in jail or an insane asylum probably: Billy
Most Likely To Confuse The Millennium Falcon with the Starship Enterprise: My Fiance while watching the show with me.
      Stranger Things: Season 2 Return of Barb, Maybe. I watched episodes 1 & 2 of the new season of Stranger Things on Netflix this weekend, its been a long time coming.
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