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susielesbianism · 2 years

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Reltadune

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leonisandmurex · 1 year

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S.I.S.T.E.R.H.O.O.D || ♡ The Queen Mother, ♡ Queen Elizabeth ii, ♡ Princess Margaret, ♡ Queen Camilla, ♡ Princess Anne, ♡ Lady Sarah McCorquodale, ♡ Jane Fellowes, ♡ Princess Diana, ♡ Lady Sarah Chatto, ♡ Countess of Wessex, ♡ Zara Tindall, ♡ The Princess of Wales, ♡ Pippa Matthews, ♡ Princess Beatrice, ♡ Princess Eugenie, ♡ Lady Louise Windsor ♡ Savannah Phillips, ♡ Isla Phillips, ♡ Mia Tindall, ♡ Princess Charlotte, ♡ Lena Tindall

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yardsards · 6 months

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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "she would not fucking have an hourglass figure and big perky tits"

#eliot posts #this is mostly about book/podcast characters or cartoon/comic characters w extremely simplistic artstyles #where body types are kinda up to interpretation #but sometimes i see it in the case of media where the character VERY MUCH DOES have a canon body type that is Not That #which is like 20x Worse #bc then it's not just a lame as hell headcanon it's trying to erase representation of different body types #every time u erase a flat queen an angel loses their wings #it's Not That Deep really but i'm grumpy today

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crossfalconx5 · 7 months

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Two crazy candy ladies with a thing for blue gentlemen. I think they would be chaotic sugar besties who ramble about their “beloveds” and various queenly duties. As well as their favorite sweet treats, of course.

And crimes. Lots of crimes.

#omori fanart #omori #sweetheart omori #omori sweetheart #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #candy queen #candy queen fionna and cake #princess bubblegum #i guess I can tag that who knows #Anyway can they count as candy wives or is that a lame pun #and do I have bad taste #eyestrain

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probablycraze · 10 days

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Idk what this is but yeah 😍

#gotham #oswald cobblepot #batman #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #the penguin #riddlebird #the riddler #a little comic I’m doing because I got bored #and it gives me an excuse to make lame comics #I MOST LIKLEY WILL DELETE BECAUSE I GET EMBARRASSED EASILY #but this is like the first time I be ever drawn my version of these two #so yeah.#also Ms Tuesday cameo 😍 I love the unbothered queen #I might make something about her and Ed #but idk #also I such ass at backgrounds if y’all couldn’t tell #FUCKK I MESSED UP

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sbrown82 · 2 months

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Happy Women’s History Month!!! 💅🏿🚗💨

#happy women’s history month #queen #women’s history month #misogyny #sexism #domestic violence #abusers #male chauvinist #black women #i love to see a nigga get embarrassed #black men #lame ass nigga #video

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castorfell · 4 months

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Imma be real I genuinely hope that the question as to whether Poppy and Viva have a biological mother or not never gets answered or even hinted at. I think it's cool how a majority of the Trolls characters don't have complete, nuclear families! It makes the whole family message stronger :D

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #queen poppy #trolls viva #castortxt #sometimes a family can be a pop queen her estranged long lost sister and their secretkeeper pos dad #sometimes a family can be a boyband of bros and their dead grandma #sometimes a family can be a guy who reproduced asexually via egg mitosis #also i think 3 movies in a row with a plot that relies on a secret family member would be #kinda lame #i grew up with a deadbeat dad n for a long time i never understood why we never did anything most families on tv did #trolls is a pretty recent interest for me and its too late to change how things are now #but i appreciate their lil hodgepodge families

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resplendent-chungus · 4 months

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My favourite Catherine Foundling Moment is when she gets bitter some guy she knew as a kid asked a different girl to the fair instead of her, and is then immediately like "Well tbf if it were up to me I'd have taken her myself so like. Yeah."

My second-favourite Catherine Foundling Moment is when she makes an offhanded remark (in her brain!) about glass houses and throwing stones in the middle of some argument and then pauses to be like. Well. Actually if someone's rich enough to have a glass house they should probably be stoned. And then she goes right to visibly suppressing the urge to have the last word. In the argument she ignored to imagine stoning the rich.

#apgte #pgte #a practical guide to evil #practical guide to evil #god i love catherine. eternal blorbo. lame bisexual asshole who has a soul-draining day job as queen and general and high priest of darknes

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kyyuuuy · 4 months

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(gets shot immediately)

#my food #the vampire chronicles #😓😓😔😔😔😔#interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #armand #idk how to tag armand if im beingn real #these drawings are lame as hell but idc i have nothing else basically #Eeeee starting queen of the damned pretty soon. thank u sandra for the book i love you

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youknowitslove · 7 months

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my gay ass when my wlw otp are having a moment and one of their male love interests has to come along and ruin everything

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karpasan · 8 days

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I definitely had a good dream last night

#oh #kwak dong yeon #TVN still cut episode 12 #lee joo bin #the look of love #he's dumb and lame but his little family is really his heaven #queen of tears #just let them be happy #i can't see kdy suffering again lmao

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saltygilmores · 4 months

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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: S3/EP4/ONE’S GOT CLASS THE OTHER ONE DYES (PART 4- THE KAREN-ING)

Lane's hair has now been sufficiently purpled, and the deed has been documented with a quaint Polaroid camera, but then she hears her mother's footsteps and descends into a panic spiral. She sends Rory back to the beauty supply store to buy black hair dye. Shane is on the phone with someone as a customer approaches (her manager, Cynthia, is chill with it). Let's listen.

Shane is clearly talking to Jess, Rory knows it, and the missing object in question is absofuckinglutely her discarded bra, because Salty says so. Salty declares that this is actualy a delicious nugget of foreshadowing to that future scene where Rory finds a bra in the backseat of Jess' car.

Rory! Cover your virgin ears! Your innocent little mind can't possibly process whatever filth you're about to hear!

She goes on to tell Jess that she feels too bloaty to eat, on the other end of the line Jess presumably disputes that bloaty is a word, , she insists to him that bloaty is valid because she says so. Jess says something on the other line that causes Shane to call him a jerk. Hearing Shane discuss this made up word makes Rory incredibly angry for some reason and she proceeds to go FullMegaKaren on her. Is that the real reason he offed Shane and fed her to the swans? An etymology argument or a game of Scrabble gone horribly wrong? Let's get ready to see Rory Karen like she has never Karen'd before.

Hang it up Shane, you have a Mini Karen at your register and she's clearly not interested in hearing about when, where, and how you like to get off. Narrator: Rory Gilmore did indeed, have all day, because she had no job.

Adult Rory in 2023: "This coupon for 50 cents off black hair dye expired in 2002, but I demand you honor it. *Reading name tag* Shane, is it? Well, Shane, I would like to speak with your manager." Rory never met a blond girl secure in her sexuality or another teenager with a job that she didn't like. I swear to god Rory, it would be in your best interests to be nice to this girl, because you know Jess is going to discard her soon enough (yeeting her into a lake) so if you want Jess for yourself that badly in the future, you should be asking her for advice. (failing that, Madelyn and Louise). In the greatest and as far as I'm fucking concerned only Slutty Philadelphia Jess fic, Stop Thinking You're The Only Option, Rory befriends a girl who gives her advice on how to give proper handjobs and blowjobs. And Rory listens. And Jess is grateful. She's not going to get that kind of useful information from Lane or her mother. I'm just sayin. Shane is a modern woman and she reads Cosmo.

Cynthia! Get in here! We have a Code Karen! Threat Level 5! And it clearly was a business call. When it comes to middday booty calls, Shane is all business. Seriously, what the fuck Rory? What set you off into this MegaKaren Mode? You can't handle a little friendly competition now, good luck at Yale, sister.

Per The Oxford English Dictionary: "There is one meaning in OED's entry for the adjective bloaty. This word is now obsolete. It is only recorded in the early 1700s." Not only is Shane a future homocide victim, she's also a time traveler. But she is technically correct. The best kind of correct. Ready for one of the lamest AmyShermanPalladino penned insults ever put to paper?

It's no “I’m not fighting you, it would be like fighting an accountant! I’ll call you when I need my taxes done!” (Dean to Tristan) but it's up there. You know it's a good thing Shane doesn't work at Luke's or somewhere else that Rory likes to eat or she'd be spitting in her food (like what Jess does to Dean's food whenever he comes in to Luke's).

Moments after this incident, Shane calls her manager Cynthia and they slap up a sign next to the register with Rory's photo that says "Do not sell to this person".

#denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #ogctood #rory gilmore #shane #queen shane #gilmore girls #don't beat Jess at Scrabble or its the bottom of the lake for you #The Karening #The episode where Rory became a Karen #bloaty #lame AmyShermanPalladino insults

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aelswiths · 4 months

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AELSWITH (look cute as fuck) IN 1x05

For @aethelreds, @kingslionheart, @volvaaslaug

#the last kingdom #sevenkingsmustdie #my QUEEN #god #she's so baby here #she's just so cute #look at how happy she is with her little baby and her lame ass husband #she's so adorable #your honor I love her #literally the only character who matters in this show #to me #I adore her #tlk aelswith

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lady-bohemia · 1 year

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#me #personal #vinyl record queen #I’m lame 😂

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dudewithdoodles · 10 months

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Lazy quick doodles I did for my dnd campaign based on my little pony. These are from like months ago, campaign fell apart horribly. Everyone liked the actual game though :))

#my art #digital art #my little pony #mlp #princess celestia #princess cadence #princess Luna #nightmare moon #queen crysalis #dnd drama is lame basically one guy was a dick and twighlight quit because we kicked him out #there were seven players though and the other five were chill af #I just also got caught up in finals so like oop

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romansmartini · 2 months

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sorry not to talk about political rpf again but this is shennant related i promise bc its on the david tennant podcast episode with michael sheen that michael sheen calls the deal 'a love story between tony blair and gordon brown' . notably ALSO the SAME podcast on which david tennant interviewed the REAL gordon brown. funny thing for michael to say also because having now read a very long book about it all i can comfortably say that the deal is about a third as gay as whatever was going on in the british labor party in real life. like michael sheen of all people actually de-gayed a british prime minister. okay thank u thats all i have been enjoying seeing ur shennantposting stay crazy 🙏

HOLD ON THIS IS SOOOOSDKJBFJDSBFJBDSFJBJSDHFJBDSF

i don't even have words for this. i mean first of all the rpf lore contained between shennant is deeper than we could ever possibly hope to comprehend and also as ever michael sheen continues to be the craziest actor on god's green earth. god bless.

this is also great additional listening to consider as my roommate and i are officially doing the michael sheen political yaoi marathon this weekend due to your influence. im all the more excited now

#asks #shennant #michael sheen #ur broader political yaoi posting literally means everything to me btw. stay crazy 🙏❤️#i was explaining to my roommate the stephen frears/my beautiful launderette + peter morgan/frost nixon connection today.#i know the deal (2003) is going to save me #wish we had time to watch frost/nixon too. miss that movie.#but we're just doing the deal the queen and the special relationship. which i think the queen isn't as homoerotic but the deal dvd i got #advertised it as the 'prequel' to the queen so i said okay. that's lame and hilarious but fine i will stream

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