#lames

[alwaysbeenasmartgirl]

Lily: you spent 80 galleons on hair conditioner!? James: it’s a small price to pay for self-esteem

#incorrect marauders quotes #jily #james potter #lily evans #i mean #is he wrong #IS HE #lames #i love them #my otp #my loves #i love that they love #they are so cute

[misterjt]

“Whatever can garner the most controversy can go the most viral. It’s profitable because being anti-Black woman, using Black women as scapegoats or villains, works for a variety of audiences, white audiences, Black men audiences, and, most unfortunately, in spaces where Black women use misogynoir to distance themselves from the negative implications of being associated with other Black women.”

Catherine Knight Steele on gossip blogs and the Tory Lanez case

#catherine knight steele #megan thee stallion #tory lanez #gossip blogs #influencers #content creators #lames #misogynoir #race in america #black women #black in america #celebrity

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

"Lily Evans was a queen. She was the smartest, prettiest and the savior of the underdogs"

😄👉🚪

#harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter series #harry james potter #hp #hp books #hp text post #anti lily james #anti lily evans #anti lily potter #lily evans #lily potter #hp marauders #marauders era #the marauders #marauders #anti marauders #lames #this is kinda #pro snape #in a way #cuz i hate her because of how she treated snape #wow pro snape content on my blog #who would have guessed #professor snape #snape #hp ootp #swm #snapes worst memory #anyways if you say this get the fuckout cuz WHERE WAS ANY OF THIS POSITIVITY ABOUT LILY MENTIONED

[jegulussupreme123]

Amazing audio book of the wolfstar fanfic Sweater Weather by lumosinlove on ao3. An amazing au hockey fic. With wolfstar that Remus is in love with the hockey player Sirus. ❤️

#sirus x remus #wolfstar #regulus black #james potter #harry potter au #hockey #brothers #jilly #lames #regulus being regulus #lily evans #amazing

[luckydiorxoxo]

lolllll i was going to send you that nerdgirljen is ACIRCLEOFSTARS aka of captregina right hand girl minion, part of the scammer group, bullshitter of "the breakup is today, everyday" ! i see you had her remove from your barbie list🤣 good!!!!! here what i was going to send :

you need to know nerdgirljen is acircleofstar. 

1 - on acircleofstar she post picture of HER when she did her lying stunt of been at disney and seeing chris with josh,  if you saw thoses pictures you will its the same as verified ig nerdgirljen (she pay to be verified)

2 - nerdgirljen on tumblr : with this blog she stay away from the chris drama she create with rogersstorm2005 midwest and capregina, she probably use it to lurk if you have block acirclrofstar. nerdgirljen is on twitter, and on the tumblr she pinned a post with her twitter include.

It's a lot of work to lurk. Ha! That rhymed. Yes I just found this out. I had to block and unfollow both accounts. Well I was already blocked on a circle of stars I think. No more Barbieland content for her I suppose.

#Barbie #lames

[expectocrucio]

James: Everytime I see Lily, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Remus: That's because you love her.

[Later] @expectocrucio

Lily: Everytime I see James, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Sirius: Don't get close to him again, you seem to have an alergic reaction.

inspiration: @incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes

#harry potter marauders #hp marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #the marauders #jily #pro jily #lames #pro lames #jily incorrect quotes #lames incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes jily

[proudtobealuthor]

Just saw people were talking about the wedding scene where Lena was sitting next to James and Mehcad literally had the audacity to put his hand on her thigh during this scene. You can literally see Katie remove his hand in the scene which is why they probably cropped the shot like that and it’s just so disgusting, and now I’m thinking about when they did that panel in New Zealand together like 4 years ago and he said he kept trying to get Katie to go to dinner with him and she kept saying no but tried to frame it as just a friends dinner then proceeded to ask her out in front of everyone expecting her to not be able to say no more than likely but Katie was still deadass like no I’m not going out with you. And now it’s bringing into question that he probably kept asking her out before the whole Lames thing happened and she said no so he went and SPECIFICALLY asked for Lena to be his love interest because he couldn’t take no for an answer. I’m absolutely disgusted by that man. Tbh it wouldn’t surprise me if he left in season 5 because Katie expressed discomfort with him and his advances so they needed to get rid of him before they had another scandal on set

#supergirl #the cw supergirl #katie mcgrath #the cw #lena luthor #katherine elizabeth mcgrath #lena kieran luthor #mehcad brooks #lames 🤢 #lames #james olsen #jimmy olsen

[deesi-academia]

me???? obsessed????? with chaotic wizards and witches from the 70s???? absolutely yes.

Stanning the Marauders era is not a hobby, its a lifestyle.

#the marauders era #marauders #james potter #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #severus snape #regulus black #jily #lames #wolfstar #my chaotic queer group fr #we stan #harry potter #prisoner of azkaban

[look-mum-its-ana]

lily: if i were to describe it i would say "aggressively christmasifies" james: and thats bad because?

via this marauders social media au i wrote (its a sequel tho)

#marauders #marauders fanfiction #marauders social media #social media au #james potter #lily evans #christmas #marlene mckinnon #jily #lames #flowerpot #fanfiction #wattpad #modern au

[sexii-charisma86]

This is definitely one of my pet peeves. I'm telling you, I cannot stand I cannot stand when a man cannot look you in the face and listen to you explain in detail what the problem is without having a lame ass come back, pointing the finger at you. Isn't that fucking childish? It's one of the most cowardice things a grown ass man can do. They'll say any and everything just to not say I apologize

#fuckboys #lames #petpeeves

[maddiedrawz]

i swear i am not trying to bully james but like LENA LITERALLY WENT JAMES WHO AND WAS LIKE KARA THANK GOD YOURE OK DHCNDJDN

#i feel the need the reiterate that i like james #i’m sorry #i feel bad sometimes but like #this is cw’s fault for forcing them together for no reason BDJCNDK #lena is a simp #for kara and kara only😌 #supercorp #supergirl #lames #ok this might be a recoccurring tag now cuz complaining about them makes me less annoyed

[free-range-tiddies]

"That coochie still gon coochie" 😭

#i am stroking in the name of God 😭😭😭 #but yeah so many people attacked her like wooooow a lot of people only see things in black and white #lames #wish queue were here #videos

[nacholilb4by]

Don’t use me to feed your ego. I’m a human, not a iPhone.

#lames #bye #leave me alone #me #introvert #antisocial #go away #fuck off #byeee

[sirenicc]

jily 19!

19. things you said when we were the happiest we ever were

[Read on AO3 here] || [Send me a mini-fic prompt]

“You have to twist,” he said, and Lily froze with both hands in the tree and one foot on the ground. When she turned her head she saw a boy about her age walking through the orchard, not sneaking like she was, and Lily thought, I didn’t know they had a son. Excuses and apologies died on her lips as he walked up and wrapped his hand around hers, around the one grasping the apple that was still attached to the tree. Together they twisted and pulled, and the fruit snapped free with barely any resistance from the branch. He brought the apple, still nestled in her palm, to his mouth and took a bite. When he brought the fruit to her mouth, her bite overlapped his. He said his name was James, and he helped Lily until the tree was half-bare and the sun had set.

“Do you need anything else?” he asked the third time he found her filling a bag on his family’s property. Lily’s brows furrowed, confused, and she asked if they grew something else that she wasn’t aware of. James laughed, and the skin around his eyes crinkled as he did. He explained how he thought she might need help, uncomfortable but sincere as he spoke. Lily didn’t know how to say yes, how to explain what it felt like to be left all alone at seventeen without any idea of what to do next, how to convey the loneliness and the fear and the belief that if she ate one more meal from a tin she would go mad. So she said no, she didn’t need help, she just felt like stealing. James laughed like he believed her, but after that night he began taking his dinners outside, always with enough for two.

“I really want to kiss you,” he said as they hid from the midday sun inside a large crate that was flipped on its side. Her hand was in his and his thumb was moving over her skin, back and forth and back again. Lily had never seen him one hundred percent still and she didn’t think she ever would. He was made of movement, she thought, and when she told him she thought he’d laugh at her but he didn’t. He said he’d never thought of it like that before, and that maybe Lily saw him differently than everyone else. That made something bloom inside her, something warm and honey-sweet that she’d never felt before, and that feeling was still tickling at the base of her throat hours later when he made his confession and she told him to do it, then. When their lips met Lily thought he tasted of autumn.

“I hate apples,” he said two weeks before it ended, and Lily snorted into the fabric of his shirt. They were lying on a worn quilt behind the cider mill, tangled together and sharing something more illicit than stolen apples, and Lily grinned at the bone-deep comfort she felt as she pressed her body against his. He talked about his dreams, and how he wasn’t going to take over for his father, and Lily thought he could do anything in the world and told him so. He kissed her forehead, then her nose, then her lips, and Lily pushed herself on top of him and offered him a taste of something sweeter than fruit. He laughed, his hands on her hips and his thumbs brushing against her stomach, and Lily knew she was in love as she gave him the last part of herself that he didn’t know.

“This can’t be it,” he said after she’d run to tell him that she had to leave. She had the rest of the night to pack before her great aunt would take her away, take her to the family she should have gone with instead of a sister who didn’t care enough to stick around. Lily couldn’t stop crying. James held her tight and told her it wasn’t the end, it wasn’t, and he’d be here waiting for her to come back. Lily felt hope, and she had no reason to doubt that it was true — after all, she was seventeen. Lily promised she’d return, in one year or less, as soon as she could, and she kissed him without knowing it would be the last time, and told him she loved him without knowing there would come a day where she no longer did. When winter broke that year, Lily thought it felt colder than normal.

#jily #hp #jily fic #lames #my writing #thanks for the prompt! #where did this come from you ask? #well it was going to be canon compliant until my husband burst in and told me he impulse bought 2 apple trees #we live in the city... #and then this happened

[groovygryffindor]

Lily: If we ever break up can I still see your dog?

James: You mean Sirius?

#harry potter #marauders #black #padfoot #sirius black #hogwarts #james potter #lily evans #lily potter #james x lily #lily x james #jily #lames

[halothenthehorns]

All in the Family

Chapter 185: The Deathly Hallows

James crashed into something so hard it might have made his hair go flat, he could have been bashed into another dozen stairs, but that wasn’t why he froze in pain as he rolled onto his side clutching his skull in the freezing cold snow creeping through his clothes. His ears were ringing slightly, the pain was there, he could feel the new lump he should be able to tap himself to vanish...but he still couldn’t see.

“Prongs!” Remus sounded quite distressed, he really should answer, but Merlin’s beard this was bad-

“James?” Sirius sounded so concerned he sat up on instinct and reached out, he knew that was Padfoot who snatched him upright first because his hands were rough like leather, same as his from all the times spent outdoors on brooms. He still stumbled to feel the deep slush all around and shivered for himself as he smelt the fresh air, his hip knocked against whatever he’d landed against, but he had to whisper, “Evans around?”

“Yeah,” the dread in Padfoot’s voice made him want to draw his wand on instinct even as he knew it was for him. James pitched his voice higher, trying to sound as casual as could be, “oi! How long was that stuff supposed to take to kick in?”

Her touch was gentle on his shoulder, her nails blunt and well worn from constant use of peeling and crushing and cutting in her favorite class, she never took the time to do anything like spruce up her looks she was always so focused on her work. He jumped in surprise she’d been in arms reach. He went colder she didn’t answer.

That was still Sirius who grabbed him roughly and began pulling him along, he went without complaint and asked in concern, “well come on then, tell me where we are now.”

“Maybe a kindness you don’t see that,” Remus said quietly, he could have reached out and smacked him he was so close.

“Oh, enough,” he sighed. He stumbled hard on a frozen patch of earth and Sirius’s grip went bruising. “Sirius,” he snapped in no uncertain terms.

Padfoot still sounded really messed up, he hoped he hadn’t hurt his arm upon relanding. “You and Lily landed right on your- well, we’re back in Godric’s Hollow mate.”

“Oh,” he whispered in understanding. Guess they hadn’t been abstained from the pleasure of finding their graves. This trip would truly find every way it could to wreck every part of their souls.

He heard the sounds of the other four approaching through the crunch of the frozen earth and Alice summoning the book. He bit back the smart ass remark if this would get him out of homework permanently when they got back, he didn’t think even Sirius would laugh at that.

The chapter title disturbed him greatly, the Deathly Hallows. Was Harry going to find them then, were they real?

Harry certainly believed so, he made quite a few logical leaps and valid guesses what and where each of them could be and he listened in fascination to each.

Sirius started pacing, just a small little back and forth of agitation without releasing him when the idea of that Stone was mentioned again. He suspected he still wanted to be trying to talk to Remus at the oh so casual news from Ron he went back to Tonks. He could practically feel Moony cringing in disgust away from all of them, hear how his breaths went shallow, the look on his face burned into his mind for how much he loathed every part of this future. He’d never heard Sirius so quiet in his life before at any rate and hoped it wasn’t worry for him and his grave in the distance keeping Sirius so uneasy in one spot. “Bet you I could find a wand of elder around here before you Pads,” he suddenly teased as he pulled his arm free and took a tentative step away.

There was a frigid moment of silence as he felt attention turn to his stupid comment rather than Sirius’s for once, but he took another step away and smirked when still nobody stopped him. “Fine, I’ll have all the fun myself.”

“Oh no you don’t,” Lily suddenly huffed, she even grabbed his hand! “I’m freezing just standing around here, let’s go find a magically oxymoron wand.”

He smirked in triumph and knew they didn’t walk very far, but he stretched and stuck his tongue out to catch little flakes and breathed heavily to still daydream the puffs of smoke that would come out all the same, imagining the results fine even if he couldn’t see them for himself as he sporadically ducked down and came up in triumph, pretending every twig he snapped under his feet was the famed stick of death.

Lily still wasn’t really laughing along, but at least she wasn’t calling him an arrogant arse as she held his hand carefully and occasionally pulled and steered him around from stumbling over anything too problematic. She was gentler in her grip than Sirius, but more forceful than him as she steered, he felt a bit like a show pony.

“I’ve got one of them on me you know,” he just told her in the same airy way he would any of his mates, as if they hadn’t known this for ages. She made a little clicking noise with her tongue of disbelief and he smiled grandly and couldn’t quite stop the flourish of his wrist as he waved empirically at himself. “Harry’s invisibility cloak, found it all the way back in his dorms. It’ll stop us from dying I’m sure.”

“Uhhu,” she muttered, still unimpressed. She might have thought he was just joking, though he wasn’t. He would have liked to pull it out and show her now, but he’d wait until they got back so he could all at once, though he had no reason to. He wouldn’t get to see the looks of awe on their face anytime soon apparently.

If it even would block one from spells, it’s not as if they were actively throwing curses at each other, and he couldn’t imagine what it would protect them from. It had still felt just marginally safer occasionally to still have it on him. “Will it stop Sirius from murdering me?” She interrupted his train of thought with a quiet plea.

James fumbled to a stop in surprise. “Lily nobody blames you for this, least of all him,” he almost laughed in surprise but held it back as he gestured to himself. “How could anyone be expected to make the perfect antidote without all the ingredients? It’s not like we’re able to do any better, we only learned the big stuff for Moony’s sake.”

He couldn’t see her still, he sighed with longing she was still being so quiet, and he couldn’t even see why. “Listen, I’m not freaking out about this because I’m positive Pomfrey can put me right when we get back. Until then,” he shrugged, putting a lot more nonchalance into his voice than he really felt, but he would not start freaking out about this until they’d exhausted all other options. ��I’ll just let Sirius keep toting me around I guess. If he runs me into a wall, I can still smack him. It’s all I need to get through this.”

She finally laughed, just the smallest one on the edge of something else he couldn’t tell, but he smiled back all the same.

There was a significant pause from Alice, the chapter must be almost done. He tipped his head back in the direction out of pure habit and opened his mouth to say something else, like worry for what was going to happen when Harry said Voldemort’s name under the taboo like that and what it would summon, but then something fluttered, just on the corner of his vision. He twisted excitedly to get a better glimpse of the flaming red color and blinked excitedly to see.

It was wavering in and out like a bad, flickering connection, but Lily Evans was watching him. There was snow in her hair, the white flecks resting in the thick locks in a lovely pattern his hand automatically wanted to twitch and run through. She looked pale in the poor lighting as she stood shivering in place still in Alice’s light and loose clothing, surrounded on all sides by the headstones of their final resting place. Where they’d landed was even still visible in the distance.

Her green eyes were only on him. His breath caught in his throat for how sad she looked. He’d thought he’d seen every expression under the sun on that freckled face, he’d still been internally cataloging all of them as he watched each new one play out fresh as he freely interacted with her like some part of him still thought was a weirdly elaborate dream. He got to watch now, in person as he gazed at her watching him and blink while he said dazedly, “well hi there.”

Her breath caught, the mist of her warm exhale hanging between them for a sparse gust of wind before she threw her arms around him. He laughed in delight and automatically hugged her back, putting his arms carefully around her back like she was as fragile as an ice sculpture. “Guess it did take a few moments to kick in.”

She laughed for him, and it was the best noise in the world.

#Jily #James Potter and Lily Evans #Lames #godric's hollow #reading the books #fanfiction #HP #Harry Potter #Wolfstar #James Potter #Lily Evans #Remus Lupin #Sirius Black #Alice Smith #Frank Longbottom #Sirius Back #Regulus Black #Peter Pettigrew