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Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?
Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*
Garnet: O-okay?
Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*
Garnet:
Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.
Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!
#Rwby lancaster#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#rwby#lancaster rwby#lancaster#rwby shitpost#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwbabies#nora valkyrie#renora
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Jaune: I want my hoodie back.
Ruby: Well I want a baby!
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Jaune: Ruby should have the decency to act like she’s not a little girl anymore.
Yang: What do you mean?
Weiss: He’s saying your little sister is hot. And you know what? He’s right.
Yang: What do YOU mean?
Weiss: We’re going to bang your little sister. We’ll spitroast her.
Ruby: *walks in looking like a snack* What about me?
Yang: Nothing! It’s nothing!
Ruby: Riiight…
Jaune: See you later Rubes.
Yang: I will punch your dick off.
Jaune: And it would be worth it.
Weiss: See you Ruby.
*Jaune and Weiss leave*
Ruby: Seriously what were you talking about?
Yang: I… You and I need to talk.
*later*
Ruby: I mean… I wouldn’t say no.
Yang: At least practice safe sex.
Ruby: Sure. For now.
Yang: You used to play dolls and dress up.
Ruby: Yeah? Well now I want to play with other things.
#rwby#rwby incorrect quotes#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#lancaster#whiteknight#whiterose#white rose#white knight#war of roses#yang xiao long
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Weiss: ...
Ruby: *In the middle of a 2 hour long gun rant*
Jaune: You're interrupting our foreplay. Please leave.
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Weiss: What are you two doing?
Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.
Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~
Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.
Pyrrha: I am sorry!
Weiss:…
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby gilded rose#rwby lancaster#rwby milk and cereal#gilded rose#lancaster#milk and cereal#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#shipping post#shipping shitpost#shipping#shitpost#dumb shit
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Ruby: Take a good look at my spartan angel new tattoo on her ass~!
Jaune: Tada!
Jaune turned his startled girlfriend and flipped her skirt up and her underwear down to reveal her tattoo to their individual teammates.
Weiss: How shameless!
Blake: Nice~
Yang: *heartbroken* Ruby used to like Saturday morning cartoons….
Nora: *smirk* To think that we thought you were the wholesome one in our group….
Ren: I owe Nora 500 lien now thanks to you.
Pyrrha face was red in shame as she looked down at the ground as she tried to covered her new tattoo “Invincibutt” on her asscheeks while her two lovers were standing on each side of her.
Pyrrha: S-sorry!
#my post#rwby#rwby smut#rwby shitpost#team rwby#team jnpr#rwby arkos#rwby milk and cereal#rwby gilded rose#rwby lancaster#lancaster#gilded rose#milk and cereal#original male stud au#shipping#shipping post#Invincibutt#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#ren lie#jaune arc
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horces
lancaster is the baby foal of giant horce earthmover and im right
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Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!
Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?
Jaune: I don't know what you mean.
Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?
Jaune: *Sweating* ...
Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?
Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-
*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*
Mama Arc: ...
Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...
Ruby: Good Morning!
Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!
Blake: Good Morning.
Yang: Morning!
Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~
Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!
Ren: *Nods*
#rwby#jaune arc#mama arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#rwby shitpost#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#lie ren#lancaster#whiteknight#knightshade#dragonslayer#arkos#nora's arc#martial arcs#jaune harem
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Space Shuttle Challenger towed by a custom-made big rig through Lancaster, California, July 1982. Photo by George R. Fry.
(UCLA)
#space shuttle#challenger#space#history#california#nasa#big rig#18 wheeler#semi#truck#lancaster#1982#1980s
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Locker Room
Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?
Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.
Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?
Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-
Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?
Nora: It's so fluffy~.
Jaune: Well give it back!
RWBY: ...
Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.
Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.
Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.
Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby smut#pollinated knight#lancaster#whiteknight#knightshade#dragonslayer#jaune arc#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie
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Family
Yang: So... You and Jaune, huh?
Ruby: Yeah..? What about it?
Yang: I'm just saying... Blond hair, blue eyes, emotionally troubled. Kinda sounds like Dad, doesn't it?
Ruby: ...Okay. We're doing this, huh? What about you and Blake?
Yang: What about me and Blake? Blake's nothing like Mom.
Ruby: Which one? Do you mean Mom Mom, or do you mean the Feudal Mistral looking, dark-haired woman who abandoned her team for "personal reasons" AND has ties to a violent, anti-government group?
Yang: ...
Ruby: Yeah. That's what I thought.
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Meanwhile...
Jaune: What do you think our girlfriends are doing?
Blake: Probably sibling things.
Jaune: ...Okay, I need you to be a little more specific with what you mean by that. Because in my experience, sibling things means-
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Meanwhile Meanwhile...
Yang: (Ruby in a headlock) TAKE IT BACK!
Ruby: (Pulling Yang's hair) YOU FIRST!
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Can we get Jaune,Penny,Jessica, and their kids in the scooby doo van please?
Tadaa
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#penny polendina#jessica cruz#lancaster#rwby knightlight#arculus rift#arculus rose#trafficknight#four way traffic light#penelope arc rose#clementine rose arc#dahlia rose arc#catherine arc cruz#maryanne polendina arc#rwbabies
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*Ruby and Weiss dress Jaune up in a turquoise button up and jeans in a mall*
Ruby: “Yes! We made him hot!”
Weiss: *rolls her eyes but high fived Ruby’s hand anyways* “He was always conventionally attractive. Except when he was noodly. Once he got that broad chest and wide shoulders he became much more attractive.”
Ruby: “How about a hoodie or two?”
Jaune: “I haven’t worn a hoodie in seriously a year or more."
Ruby: “Maybe they aren’t for you. Well, they are for you. But maybe they’re for us.”
Jaune: “What do you want with my hoodies?”
Weiss: “She wants to steal them and wear them to bed.”
Jaune: “Just steal a shirt of mine. I don’t mind.”
Ruby: “But I used to steal your bunny hoodie in Anima and wear that and it was comfortable. And I had it after Mistral and it smelled like you.”
Jaune: “You did?”
Weiss: “She was wearing it all the time in those days after Salem took you in Mistral. I had to rustle her out of it because it started to stink. She was really depressed and your hoodie made her feel better.”
Jaune: “I don’t suppose you also want to wear a hoodie, Weiss? Or will you rise above and resist the urge?”
Weiss: “I might. It was comfortable sleeping in one of your shirts. Why? Do you like it when we wear your clothes?”
Jaune: “It’s a tiny bit sexy seeing you in something I wear with only a bra or nothing on underneath. What isn’t sexy about that?”
Weiss: “No. You should explain. Why does that turn you on?”
Jaune: “Why does leaving love bites on your neck turn me on? It’s a symbol that you’re mine. So is you in my shirt or hoodie I suppose.”
Ruby: “You have to wear them, though. Or else they won’t pick up your smell.”
Jaune: “See?” *points at Ruby* “See that desire to be around my stink? And to smell like me? That’s sexy and a little proud. Like my flag flying over a ship.”
Weiss: “You don’t stink.”
Jaune: “You knew what I meant. How else can I explain it? It’s a sign that you want me, which is sexy. And it’s a sign that you’re mine, also sexy. Why do you like wearing my clothes?”
Ruby: “Because I’m yours. I like smelling like you and smelling you all the time. I like being wrapped up in your smell. Because I love you. It makes me feel small and safe at the same time.”
Jaune: “That’s sexy. Isn’t it? It’s adorable. And you? Weiss?”
Weiss: “I liked wearing your shirt…”
Jaune: “Why?”
Weiss: “It was comfortable…”
Jaune: “It was huge on you. I thought you might drown in it.”
Weiss: “It’s like you were hugging me.”
Jaune: “If you want a hug I’ll give you a hug. Whenever you want one for as long as you want.”
Weiss: “I want to smell like you. And it’s comfortable. Girl clothes are all uncomfortable. Dresses aren’t comfortable. Yoga pants and bras are tight and uncomfortable. Hoodies are big and comfortable and smell like you. And we like your smell. It’s associated with good memories. Smell is good for memory. What do you want?”
Jaune: “You’re so adorable. Like Ruby is open about it which is cute in it’s own right. But with you I have to pull it out and drag it out like a confession. Is it such a horrible crime to be affectionate and want to wear my clothes?”
Weiss: “You’re teasing me."
Jaune: “All this talk about smell makes you sound like a puppy… Poor little Weiss. Surrounded by people who love her. How will she survive?”
Weiss: “I am not a puppy,”
Jaune: “You’re so adorable. You want to steal my hoodies and sleep in my shirts. Does it make you feel safe too? What am I going to do with you, Weiss?”
Weiss: “I’m warning you…”
Jaune: “I’ll just have to love on you and kiss your forehead and squeeze you tightly. Won’t I?”
Weiss: “Let’s just get him some hoodies and be done with it."
Ruby: *giggles*
Weiss: “And what’s so funny to you? You like wearing his clothes. This was your idea.”
Ruby: “But I admitted it openly.”
Weiss: “I admitted it too!”
Ruby: “So he didn’t have any power over me because I came right out and said it. You were shy and tsundere about it. So you gave him the edge over you. And he’s right. You’re so cute. The way you crave affection and deny it at the same time is adorable. And he and I will do something about it.”
Weiss: “Like what?”
Ruby: “We’ll spitroast you. And shower you with affection.”
Weiss: “If anybody is getting lit at both ends in the bedroom it’s you. You’re the submissive one.”
Ruby: “But I’m open about it. I accept that I like being dominated. You, on the other hand, try and fight it. But you always let him bend you over and pull your hair. You let him push you down and take you. You love it. But you always try and fight it by being dominant at first. You just can’t seem to accept that you like being pushed around and told what to do.”
Jaune: “At least there’s one place where I’m the boss… You girls love telling me what to do.”
Weiss: “Try this on.” *holds out a hoodie to Jaune*
Jaune: “A little like that.”
Ruby: “Don’t be a ninny and put on a show for us, Jaune. Like a model.”
Jaune: “I’m not a model.”
Ruby: “But you could be."
Weiss: “The hair and the eyes. I hope if we have a boy then he has your hair style even if he takes my hair color.”
Jaune: “Are you saying that you like my hair?”
Ruby: “It’s so much fun to play with."
Weiss: “Try this one, too.”
Jaune: “Do you like playing with my hair too, Weiss?”
Weiss: “A little. I like running my hands through it.”
Jaune: “Aw. You didn’t put up any fight that time.”
Weiss: “You want me to?”
Jaune: “It’s adorable when you do. So a little.”
Weiss: “But you also tease me about it?”
Jaune: “As much as I can get away with. Yes.”
Weiss: “Men.”
Jaune: “What other men do you even know and like?”
Weiss: “Oscar.”
Jaune: “He’s just a boy. Don’t rope him in with me. He doesn’t deserve that.”
Weiss: “Quit it, you.”
Ruby: “No more bad mouthing yourself. I forbid it. It’s forbidden now."
Jaune: “But that’s basically all I do.”
Weiss: “Well, you’ll have to stop I guess. Part of the battle against your illness is not having negative thoughts about yourself. Let alone orally communicating them. Let’s try this one."
Jaune: “What am I going to do with all these clothes you guys are making me buy? I’m still just going to wear pretty much my huntsman get-up around.”
Weiss: “No you’re not. You’re going to wear casual clothes on casual days. You can wear your hunting clothes to work and if they ever call your number for missions but on Saturdays and Sundays you will wear casual clothes and you will like it. I like my hunting clothes too. But I also like wearing casual stuff and I want to steal your hoodies and I want them to smell like you so you better be wearing them.”
Ruby: “Come on, Jaune. You don’t want to just see us in our hunting clothes, do you?”
Jaune: “I could look at you in that tight corset all day long.”
Ruby: “Well I don’t want to wear that tight corset all day long. It’s hard on my boobs.”
Jaune: “I’m hard on your boobs.”
Ruby: “Oh, you! Go try on those hoodies.”
Jaune: *changes into one of the hoodies requested* “Well?”
Weiss: “It looks good…”
Ruby: “Looks comfy. Is it?”
Jaune: “It’s comfortable. I’d still be more comfortable in one of my tunics.”
Weiss: “Lounging around the house and wearing a hoodie won’t kill you. You enormous baby. Try on the blue one. I think it will match your eyes and make them pop.”
Jaune: *steps back into the changing room and tries on the blue hoodie. Steps out again.*
Ruby: “Who said hoodies can’t be hot.”
Weiss: “The clothes make the man.”
Jaune: “Pretty sure that if I’m hot I’d be hot without the hoodie.”
Weiss: “What do you mean ‘if you’re hot?’”
Jaune: “If I am hot.”
Ruby: “You’re hot.”
Jaune: "Yeah maybe but I can’t be like ‘I’m hot.’”
Weiss: “‘Maybe’ he says. Like pulling teeth.”
Ruby: “Why can’t you say that you’re hot?”
Jaune: “Uh, because I might not be.”
Ruby: “But you are. You’re hot. Can I say that I’m hot?”
Jaune: “Of course. You’re smoking.”
Ruby: “You’re smoking! You can say you’re hot.”
Jaune: “Can’t do it.”
Weiss: “Jaune you’re more than conventionally attractive. It’s not just your personality that attracted us to you. You’re hot.”
Jaune: “Maybe…”
Weiss: “What do you mean ‘maybe?’”
Jaune: "Maybe you think that but not everyone would?”
Weiss: “Most people would say that you’re attractive!”
Ruby: “He’s just not getting it.”
Weiss: “I know. I know. It’s my fault.”
Ruby: “How?”
Weiss: “He has low self esteem still because I rejected him back at Beacon.”
Ruby: “You can’t blame yourself for that! My gods, you both would blame yourselves for the moon if you could.”
Weiss: “I don’t know about that. He was young and I rejected him and he got this idea that he isn’t good looking. And he is.”
Ruby: “Nope. Not your fault. Jaune is Jaune. I don’t want to hear you blaming yourself for Jaune's poor self esteem. There were a lot of factors that went into this.”
Weiss: “But-”
Ruby: “Nope! Go try on the striped hoodie, Jaune.”
Jaune: *walks back into the changing room and tries it on* "So?”
Weiss: “Yeah. I like it.”
Ruby: “Me too. I think I like this one the most. DIbs on this hoodie.”
Jaune: “I haven’t even worn it for five minutes."
Weiss: “He could be a model for it. Put that in a poster and ship it. It would sell like hotcakes.”
Jaune: “What am I trying on next?”
Weiss: “Some shirts and jeans and sweatpants. A full wardrob."
Jaune: “Do I really need all that?”
Weiss: “Why not? Where are you going?”
Ruby: “Move in with us to stay. You don’t need to live light anymore. You can relax and unwind. I know it’s hard. You're coiled up like a spring ready to fly at any time but you don’t need to with us.”
Jaune: "Sure. Fine."
#rwby#rwby incorrect quotes#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#lancaster#whiteknight#whiterose#white rose#white knight#war of roses#motion sickness
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Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?
Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.
RWBY: ...
Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?
Jaune: Umm.
Yang: ANSWER ME!
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Jaune Finally Snapped...
Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.
*one epic fight scene later*
Salem: Ahhh!!!!
Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....
*lop Salem limbs's off*
Gyahhh!!!!
What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.
Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.
Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...
*starts to slowly regenerate*
Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.
Salem: Uhmmm....
Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...
*starts sharpening pole*
And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...
Salem: What the fuck dude?!
You're a monster!
Meanwhile
Weiss: S-should we stop him?
Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.
Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?
Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!
So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...
I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.
I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#jaune x yang#yang x jaune#dragonslayer rwby#dragonslayer#rwby dragonslayer#salem rwby#yuji itadori#rwby shitpost#dungeon soup#this is canon
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David Bailey - Lancaster Ad (Vogue Italia 1978)
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