#lance x alchemy x bandy

[allthoughts-headgay]

THE HEARTLESS CONTENT

IT WAS SO GOOD

and now im gonna talk ab my like 2 (mil) hc lol

1. plural doppel/glass. like. kinda. yk? like i imagine they work kinda like a plural system and stuff, like theyre 2 different ppl but like in a headmate way only they have separate bodies. or maybe im just reaching for some positive rep lmao

2. i am. the biggest mutishipper. and lgbt hcer. eira x aurthyr. eira x flint. flint x lance. eira x alchemy. river x brook. lorelei x alastor -> lorelei x diana. lance x bandy. lorelei is a lesbian and in denial ab it. diana is bisexual. bandy is ace but is the most sexual one there. alastair is the token straight. heartless is aro. lance is gay. river and brook are both lesbian, river is demilesbian specifically. alchemy is pan. flint is bisexual. eira is ace. I WILL NEVER STOP lmao

[catboy-joyfriend]

Polyship brainrot,, Lanchebandy

#u should talk to me about them #heartless #abd illustrates #abdillustrates #abd heartless #abd illustrates heartless #lance lothaire #alchemy valentine #bandy bellamis #lanchebandy #lance x alchemy x bandy

[pond-porridge]

It is That Time again

No thoughts only Heartless

#heartless #heartless (character) #lorelei #lance lothaire #diana shikari #alchemy valentine #alastor creed #bandy bellamis #flint solveig #eira hale #dopple glass #river dial #dock #abd illustrates #eira x flint #eira x lance

[anatomical-puppet]

i'm having a shitty day so if y'all would like to send me some heartless ship headcanons, i'd really appreciate it :)

winter solstice, bellance, and arthyr/eira are preferred rn, but glasschemy and creedock would also be good

#not gonna go into it here but oo. i feel like ass #heartless #abd illustrates #eira x flint #bandy x lance #arthyr x eira #alchemy x glass #creed x dock #winter solstice #bellance #creedock #god so many fucking tags gdjgh #tw cursing

[i-am-trying-my-best-okay]

A Very Short Summary That I Think Kinda Represents All The Heartless Ships (That I Know Of): A Saga (It’s not)

THE JURY SQUAD (VILLIANS GOTTA VILLIAN) SHIPS

Dock x Alastor: A couple that acts like an old married couple before they’re even old. They probably acted like an old married couple upon their first meeting.

Alastor x Lorelei: Alastor is so confused but just kinda goes along with it. Lorelei be like ‘pls notice me senpai or else I’ll completely lose it. Ha ha jk jk lol...unless-’

Lance x Bandy: The embodiment of be gay and do crime. Can’t be in the same room without something going wrong in the best possible way. Make it their personal mission to ruin Alastor’s day.

Diana x Lorelei: Thought the other would be useless but then they weren’t. They really don’t want to like the other but then they do.

Lance x Alastor: Would probably hate each other at first, but even when they start liking each other they would pretend to hate each other, even though they both know they don’t.

Lorelei x Lance: He would come to all of Lorelei’s performances and cheer so loudly before she would even begin, and he would boo at everyone else that performs and try to ruin their performance. Lorelei pretends to be annoyed.

Lance x Dock: Lance would so be down with injuring someone for the sake of Dock’s experiments. Neither have a moral code so they can bond over that.

Bandy x Dock: Bandy constantly making jokes that Dock tries way to hard to understand. Sometimes they throws in jokes that don’t make sense on purpose just to see what conclusion Dock will come to.

Diana x Lance: Lance would try to goad Diana into fighting, and she would act like she’s too good for that, but then they both fight and have a great time.

Dock x Diana: Kinda ignored each other until Dock decided to make a cool looking gun for Diana. To which Diana didn’t like feeling like she owed a favor and helped with some experiment Dock was doing. Thus began the dynamic duo.

Alastor x Diana: They’re basically the only ones doing the mission for the sake of doing the mission. They would sit and talk for hours about deep topics.

Bandy x Alastor: Bandy listens to everything Alastor says, he just doesn’t do as he says. Alastor probably doesn’t completely trusts them, so always keeps tabs on them, so at this point Alastor knows everything about Bandy.

Bandy x Lorelei: Would use each other for personal reasons, and grow almost dependent on each other without realizing it. Slowly start seeing the other as a deeper person then a tool.

Diana x Bandy: She probably thought Bandy was annoying but they kept talking to her so she eventually grew to like them. They make a surprisingly good team when fighting.

Dock x Lorelei: I feel like Dock would really feed into Lorelei’s dark side to observe it, making her feel comfortable, like she could do anything and it wouldn’t phase Dock.

THE HEARTLESS SQUAD (WE PURE BRUH) SHIPS

Flint x Eira: Probably didn’t really like each other at first, but then grew to like each other. Flint really likes how Eira fights fair and gets really upset whenever Eira seems insecure and immediately tries to cheer him up.

Eira x Heartless: Eira thinks Heartless is hopelessly naïve and comments on it frequently, but if anyone else dared to say it Eira would be at their throats all like, “I’m sorry he’s not a cynical asshole like you.” Heartless would be constantly hugging Eira.

Flint x River: Flint teaching River how to fight, and River would try to use her medical expertise to help with his overheating. Constantly helping the other one out.

Doppel x Alchemy: Doppel would love being their assistant, and Alchemy would absolutely play him up during the performance. Alchemy would scold him for stealing customers money, but also they would keep it.

Doppel 2 x Alchemy: Alchemy would try so hard to give this poor man some confidence, constantly complimenting him. 

Alchemy x River: Wholesome. That’s it. That’s all that comes to mind when I think of these two. Brian empty, only wholesome.

Flint x Heartless: If Flint overheated Heartless would try so hard to carry him, ending up exhausted after carrying him a distance and Flint is over his overheating. To return the favor Flint carries Heartless basically at all times.

Flint x Doppel: Flint probably thinks of him as underhanded, but then comes to realize that this was how he survived on the streets. Doppel would try so hard to rope Flint into his schemes, to which Flint occasionally will.

Flint x Doppel 2: Would probably at first treat Doppel 2 the same way he treats Doppel, until he realizes he needs to be a lot more softer around Doppel 2. Flint gives so many head pats. Doppel 2 will sob whenever Flint overheats.

Eira x Doppel: Eira would constantly stop Doppel from his fun, basically babysitting him, and Doppel would try to get Eira to loosen up a bit. Sometimes Eira does, and it’s such a rush but he would never admit it.

Eira x Doppel 2: Eira would just protect Doppel 2 all the time, and then there was one time when he was down and Doppel 2 stepped up to protect him and he was just so touched.

Alchemy x Heartless: The positive reinforcement radiating off these two is insane. They literally just go around making people feel good about themselves while holding hands.

Eira x Alchemy: Really enjoys flustering Eira, and if Eira ever gets the courage to flirt back, even if it’s something small and doesn’t really make sense, Alchemy would just be more flustered then they’ve ever been in their life.

River x Heartless: Both of them would try and tell the other how they felt but then chicken out and talk about something completely unrelated while blushing like crazy, and the rest of the gang just looks at them like bruh.

Doppel x Heartless: Thinks Heartless being undead is the coolest thing ever. Honestly considers being undead with him, with Heartless always having to talk him out of it.

Doppel 2 x Heartless: The. Encouragement. Heartless’s constant reassurance to Doppel 2 makes him feel very comfortable around Heartless and he opens up a bit to him.

Alchemy x Flint: Flint would be so in awe of all the stage performances Alchemy does, and Alchemy kinda shows off a bit when Flint is watching.

River x Doppel: Literally the only person who could rein in Doppel, get him to calm down and just play some cards, and no, that doesn’t mean gambling.

River x Doppel 2: River would kinda train Doppel 2 as her apprentice since fighting isn’t really his thing, and they would heal the crew together.

JURY/HEARTLESS (ROMEO AND JUILET STYLE) SHIPS

Lance x Eira: Sword fights. So many sword fights of the homoerotic variety. Neither of them expected Lance’s flirting to turn serious, oop. Also potential meeting in childhood head cannons. 

Diana x Alchemy: They would say something about how Diana’s outfit was cool, and Diana would begrudgingly say something nice about Alchemy. They’ve caught themselves in a compliment war.

Dock x Flint: Actually fascinated with Flint’s low tolerance to heat, keeps trying to figure out why, and Flint is all like, ‘It ain’t that deep’.

Lance x Flint: Flint be like ‘could you at least TRY to fight honorably and fairly?’ and Lance be like ‘lamo what does that even mean?’ Lance thinks it’s so funny when Flint gets mad when he fights dirty.

Diana x Doppel: Shoots him on sight but he always dodges; it’s almost like a game for them at this point.

Diana x Doppel 2: Would have soft moments together that Diana would viciously deny to anyone that dared ask. So what if you walked in on them watching a movie together, it’s a new killing tactic shut up Alastor.

Bandy x River: Her nice nature throws them off a bit, unsure of how to respond to such sincerity, and they would teach her so many jokes that River would go around telling everyone, making Bandy so proud.

Alchemy x Lance: The flirting would never end. Ever. It doesn’t matter what situation their in, it doesn’t matter if they’re in the middle of a very serious fight to the death. Flirting. And nobody knows that it’s serious but them.

Alastor x Heartless: Alastor was trying to act like they were the ultimate enemies, but Heartless is all like, ‘why don’t we sit down and talk about this?’

Bandy x Alchemy: Could you imagine them up on stage together? They would be constantly trying to out do the other, making a game out of who could dazzle the crowd more.

Alchemy x Lorelei: Both performers but in different areas, they would understand the stress of it, and talk about it frequently.

Dock x Doppel: Doppel would be such a little shit to Dock, and sometimes he tires to help Dock with an experiment for fun but messed up everything, but somehow Dock still had a good time.

Dock x Doppel 2: Just so much of Dock obsessed with trying to figure out what the hell Doppel 2 even is, and Doppel 2 apologizing when he doesn’t get clear answers.

Lorelei x River: A secretly not a soft girl and an actual soft girl that could still destroy you. This is a power couple if I’ve ever seen one.

Lance x Heartless: Lance would do everything in his power to try and make Heartless angry. Heartless’s constant positivity makes Lance want to see how far it could go.

Diana x Heartless: Whenever Diana goes to kill someone, the person she’s trying to kill is usually never nice to her, so this is confusing. 

Alastor x Flint: What if in the middle of the fight Flint just straight up picks him up, and it looks weirdly suggestive, and now they’re both flustered.

Bandy x Heartless: They would just go around and have fun to be honest. I feel like they would share a sense of humor.

Lance x River: Didn’t expect her to be good at fighting, but when she shows that she is, he is absolutely ecstatic. If they dated he would go around and brag about how his girlfriend could take him and the person he was bragging to down in a fight.

Alastor x Eira: Both kinda have that I-look-like-a-twink-but-I-will-mess-you-up energy. Both of them would just sit there denying their feelings so hard.

Dock x Eira: Their both stoic most of the time, viewing this fighting as impersonal and just a means to their own end. This kinda forms a comradery.

Lance x Doppel: Lance is interested in Doppel’s really weird street fighting tactics. Would actually stop fighting to teach each other tactics, which can get very handsy.

Lance x Doppel 2: He would keep trying to make Doppel 2 fight him, and if Doppel 2 throws the lightest punch ever, Lance acts like Doppel 2 just took over the world and is cheering him on.

Diana x Flint: Why can I imagine them both constantly suggesting to the other person that they could join their side at any time?

Bandy x Eira: Eira is so serious and Bandy thinks it’s hilarious. They would probably debate about their morals often, neither ever accepting the other’s morals but begrudgingly admitting the other has a point.

Lorelei x Heartless: Lorelei had put up this nice front but accidently lets Heartless see a different side, to which Heartless is all like, woah neat. Lorelei feels a bit unsure of how to handle acceptance.

Bandy x Doppel: Would absolutely hit the town solely to mess with people. Bandy would be really useful to steal stuff, so Doppel would just goad them into stealing things and then steals them from Bandy, which Bandy thinks is so funny.

Bandy x Doppel 2: They would mess with Doppel 2 so hard, his anxious reactions were funny to him. But also, he doesn’t like it if other people mess with Doppel 2 too much. Like, that’s his job and his job only.

Dock x Alchemy: The way Alchemy can switch their appearance fascinates Dock, and Alchemy would just flirt with Dock so hard but he wouldn’t understand any of which, which they think is hilarious. 

Alastor x Alchemy: Alastor is not happy that Alchemy flirts with him at every given opportunity. Like, he’s very busy being enemies and trying to kill all magic users, stop making him feel things right now.

Dock x Heartless: Dock would be practically frothing at the mouth thinking of how Heartless actually functions, seeing as he’s undead and all. And since Heartless wants to know his origins as well, maybe they’d find out together.

Lorelei x Doppel: She thinks of him as a ‘ruffian’ or something like that. He thinks she’s stuck up. They want to absolutely murder each other. So what’s with this weird sexual tension?

Lorelei x Doppel 2: Would be so sugary sweet to him as she tries to make him do her biding or something.

River x Dock: Two very different doctors, yelling at each other their ideals on what a doctor is. Can and will annoy the other one while they work. Dock will make improvements to River’s prosthetics. 

Alastor x River: Once Alastor would be injured and alone, and River would find him and heal him and get him back to the Jury before leaving immediately. Alastor is going crazy trying to figure out why.

Flint x Lorelei: Why do I feel like they probably had a one night stand and then when they met on opposite sides of the battlefield they were like ‘oh. shit.’

Alastor x Doppel: When a rude little gremlin meets a terrifying librarian. Alastor is trying to get Doppel to stop doing what he’s doing which only fuels his desire to keep doing what he’s doing.

Alastor x Doppel 2: Thinks Doppel 2 shouldn’t exist but then when Doppel 2 is crying about it he sort of becomes sympathetic about it. Like, together they try find a way to get Doppel 2 to not exist, which turns weirdly intimate? 

Diana x River: Diana probably caught feelings first when River drop kicked Dock. If either of them got kidnapped by the other side they other would always go visit the prisoner all like ‘I just want to go check on them, god guys.’

Bandy x Flint: “Fights are a serious thing. Don’t take it as a joke!” “Yeah, Yeah, that’s what I’m doing.” “THEN STOP SWITCHING ME WITH YOUR WEAPON SO YOU CAN HOLD ME!”

Me realizing that for most of these they could just be read as how they interact with each other rather than a ship. Also me ignoring that.

This was basically an excuse for me to decide who I want to ship.

Characters belong to @abd-illustrates​

#there was no point to this and i'm sorry #heartless #abd illustrates #i don't even know if this reads as romantic smh #ships #bandy bellamis #diana shikari #lorelei #alastor creed #lance lothaire #dock #alchemy valentine #doppel glass #river dial #flint solveig #eira hale

[nixotinix]

Oh no! It's time for ✨What does your Heartless ship say about you✨! This is taken straight from my main account on Tiktok, @/nicotinix (always be plugging) plus a bonus inspired by a friend of mine.

This certified cast of crazies belongs to @abd-illustrates !

What your Heartless ship says about you

Heartless x Anyone: this better be platonic.

Flint Solveig x Eira Hale: you ship them because red/blue gays and himbo hugs.

Doppel x Glass: you've considered if you would bang your clone. Also stay 300 feet away from me at all times.

Alastor Creed x Dock: height differences and evil homosexuals.

Alastor Creed x Lorelei: You like the King x Queen dynamic, don't you?

Lorelei x Diana Shikari: You're a sucker for a city girl and a country girl falling in love. I don't make the rules.

Bandy Bellamis x Lance Lothaire: you're just here for the chaos and the homosexuals.

Eira Hale x Lance Lothaire: you want a homoerotic sword fight to happen, but you know it's probably not gonna be canon.

River Dial x Heartless (platonic): you just want good things for everyone.

Bonus!

Alchemy Valentine x Lance Lothaire: You are a unicorn. You are a rare breed and I love you.

#abd illustrates #heartless #alchemy valentine #flint solveig #eira hale #Doppel/glass #river dial #alastor creed #dock heartless #lorelei #bandy bellamis #diana shikari #lance lothaire

[spacedustmantis]

Heartless Headcanons

Characters and story by @abd-illustrates / @abd-illustrates-art

cw: lots of swearing

soo, i’m highkey obsessed with these characters and i would like to thank alex for creating and sharing them with us.

also, i have thoughts

- first of all, heartless is aro/ace and you can’t change my mind

- river struggles with feelings of guilt a lot, especially after she learns how to fight properly. she doesn’t let that stop her from kicking ass though. she learns how to render someone defenseless without hurting them too badly

- not really a headcanon, bc i guess it’s confirmed (?) but eira and internalized homophobia!!!

- bandy is going to get a redemption arc because he’s morally grey and also hot

- someone mentioned alchemy x river once and i haven’t been able to get it out of my head since

- river being the only one that can make alchemy flustered without even realizing 

- alchemy starting to hang out and watch river train with flint, because they just love watching her body move and spin and they are impressed every single time... flint getting fed up with alchemy’s quips and sarcastic remarks, so he lets river practice a move on them (they didn’t get hurt, but river still felt bad). after that alchemy stays silent 

- river being the only one that alchemy doesn’t flirt with because they are too scared to do so (wow! alchemy is scared of something?! ~ heartless after finding out)

- everyone in the group being the mom friend when it comes to heartless and they wouldn’t hesitate to kick whatever ass they have to kick to protect him

- the doppels being the impersonation of the cocky idiot/anxious idiot dynamic 

- obviously flint and eira are gay married at the end but it takes a lot of angst to get there

- the doppels have a garnet/ruby rider -esce arc where they get fed up with each other and don’t talk to each other for a while only to find that they do love each other and become really close again, but are now better equipped to communicate their feelings

- he/they heartless and bandy? yes, absolutely

- creed is a scary bastard. like, i know that fandoms love to simp for the villains, but this guy is out for blood, guys! stop romanticizing murderers

- alchemy 100% adopted heartless. i don’t know the ages of the characters, but i also don’t care. im convinced that heartless doesn’t know how to handle his powers in a way that doesn’t hurt him (at least not at first) and alchemy who has  experience with magic and it’s drawbacks saw this little guy regularly passing out and thought not on my watch

- heartless and flint both have adhd. heartless is a lot more all over the place, flint uses physical stuff (like punching the shit out of a punching bag, or running) to cope. 

- heartless struggles a lot with emotional disregulation and depends heavily on his friends reassuring him that he’s a good person. additionally (kinda canon already) his energy levels are either really high or really low (i don’t really know how i feel about this, bc of the in-canon explanation for this... oh well)

- flint has problems with rsd (rejection sensitive dysporia), but learns how to open up to others as part of his character arc. also forgetful as all hell. when he can’t work out he uses fidget toys (or whatever similar thing exists in the universe)

- yes, lance does flirt with eira, but it’s not hot or cute it’s menacing and lance does it because he knows how uncomfortable or even painful it is for eira bc he gets pleasure out of seeing others in pain bc he’s a sick fuck (i hate lance as a person but as a character he’s brilliant)

- heartless doesn’t get energy from eating, but he still eats the most out of the bunch

- hearless sings in the shower. he’s not really good, but his singing voice is beautiful and the others love listening to him. once alchemy complimented him on his singing and he got really flustered because he didn’t think they could hear him (i don’t know in what kind of world heartless is set, but if there’s showers then this is canon in my mind) (also yes they do all live together)

- doppel 1 is a really good actor and a quick thinker, making him incredible at improv

- flint is really smart sometimes, but tends to be extremely clueless all of the time (especially concerning his relationship with eira)

- he’ll give you a perfectly planned out battle plan and then forget about birds for a whole day

- alchemy is so used to performing and pretending that they have an incredibly hard time opening up (me projecting my mental health issues onto fictional characters? never)

- heartless can’t keep plants alive (for obvious reasons) and he’s just so sad about it

- river used to be a pushover until she got out of an abusive relationship (why am i giving all of these fictional people so many issues???)

so im probably gonna keep adding stuff, but that’s it for the moment folks

#abd illustrates #heartless #thank you so much for giving me these characters to pour my creative energy into #i love them so much #ok so this turned out to be very chaotic and all over the place and it’s definitely not getting better #it’s actually probably going to get worse

[catboy-joyfriend]

Gimme the poly ship hcs

these r in a hypothetical in which like. they can openly date each other without the whole. yknow.

- They're all huge flirts and always try to see who can make one of their partners blush first fjfhfj

- They do each other's nails all the time !!

- Lance is a blanket hog so Bandy and Alchemy make him sleep in the middle

- Alchemy always shifts their height so they're the tallest HFHDDHDH

- also they're the only one who can cook

- Lance may love violence but also he's an absolute baby when it comes to scary movies and Alchemy and Bandy like to tease him about it

- They just all like to tease each other in general, they're very playful

- Half of the time Alchemy has the braincell, and the other half there is no braincell. it simply disappears

- Bandy gives gifts that he absolutely did not steal by swapping them in the store with other things no sir not him

- Alchemy has to hold Bandy and Lance back and be like hey. no more crime for you stop it

- Sits On The Counter Squad (or just anywhere they shouldn't be sitting. please move. please)

- i think all three of them are cat lovers. i make the rules 💕

- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk brain empty damn

#swearing tw #caps tw #heartless #abd illustrates #lanchebandy #alchemy valentine #lance lothaire #bandy bellamis #lance x alchemy x bandy

[catboy-joyfriend]

i see ur alchemy x bandy & i see ur lance x bandy & i see. my. alchemy x lance and i raise u. polyamory 💕

#uh i think they shkuld be a triad because im poly and because i can #u can also add lance x eira and eira x flint for extra flavor #heartless #abd illustrates #abdillustrates #abd heartless #abd illustrates heartless #lance lothaire #bandy bellamis #alchemy valentine

[nixotinix]

Here we go. Songs that I associate with Heartless characters, pairings, and groups of characters. I would drop links, but I'm still figuring out this whole Tumblr thing. So if you wanna give them a listen, you'll have to look em up on YouTube or something. big sorry. Fml.

Also gonna be a lil long, so scroll past if you don't wanna read all this.

These characters belong to @abd-illustrates !

Pairings (could be romantic)

Alastor Creed x Dock: Mortals and Fools- Death Note: The Musical

Alastor Creed x Lorelei: Villainous Thing- Shayfer James

Alastor Creed x Lorelei(or Dock) pt. 2: I Love You For Psychological Reasons- They Might Be Giants

Bandy Bellamis x Lance Lothaire: Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley (I fucking wish I was kidding ngl)

Bandy Bellamis x Lance Lothaire part 2: Two Trucks- Lemon Demon

Lorelei x Diana Shikari: Livin' La Vida Loca- Ricky Martin

Flint Solveig x Eira Hale: Pretty Women- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (basically them trying to convince the other that they're 100% straight)

Pairings (not romantic/rivals)

Doppel/Glass: Call Them Brothers- Regina Spektor

Alastor Creed/Heartless/Lorelei: Stalemate- Death Note: The Musical

Alastor Creed/Dock/Lorelei: A Story Told- The Count of Monte Cristo

Alastor Creed/Lorelei: Music of the Night- Phantom of the Opera (wow another musical with Creed shocker)

Alastor Creed/Lorelei pt. 2: A Little Priest- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

The Grand Jury (the 6 we know): Cell Block Tango- Chicago

Lorelei/Diana Shikari: Angel of Music- Phantom of the Opera

Individual Characters

Heartless: Body- Mother Mother

Alchemy Valentine: All That Jazz- Chicago

Flint Solveig: Holding Out For a Hero- Bonnie Tyler

Eira Hale: If I Fail You- Black Friday (let's pretend the son is the prince okay thx)

Doppel (the OG): Stick it to the Man- School of Rock: The Musical

Glass (not the OG): Mr. Glassman- Scotty Sire

River Dial: Jolene- Dolly Parton (she gives me such strong "been heartbroken but will still smile" vibes I cannot describe it)

Alastor Creed: Purple- Andrew Stein (everyone say it with me now- "Andrew Stein aka MandoPony is an asshole and should be in jail")

Dock: The Dismemberment Song- Blue Kid

Lorelei: Isabella's Lullaby- The Promised Neverland

Lorelei pt. 2: The Ballad of Sara Berry- 35mm: The Musical

Bandy Bellamis: Show Stoppin' Number- The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (Bandy and Lance are just. Chaos.)

Diana Shikari: Wrecking Ball- Mother Mother

Lance Lothaire: Meant to be Yours- Heathers: The Musical (don't ask why I do not know)

#can you tell i love musicals #abd illustrates #heartless #alastor creed #lorelei #dock heartless #diana shikari #bandy bellamis #lance lothaire #alchemy valentine #flint solveig #eira hale #doppel/glass #river dial #tw swearing

[pond-porridge]

I doubt you ship this but I want more content for it

Alchemy X Bandy?

I dont ship this but like whore /pos x whore shithead /pos

-Bandy sneaks out and leaves the Jury occasionally just to hang out with Alchemy

-ok ok ok but like Bandy doing dumbass shit and Alchemy helping just because Alchemy doesn't want him to get hurt

-so y'know that one specific best friend character in movies who sees main characters partner and just goes "how the FUCK?"

Yea that's Lance

-They accidentally adopted Dopple and Glass together don't ask why they just Did

-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they do crime and look hot together that's just what they do

-Bandy fully fucking tackle hugs Alchemy if he doesn't have a dramatic entrance

-head empty just that one specific Spiderman kiss where Spidermans upside-down but it's Bandy and Alchemy

[catboy-joyfriend]

wait what are your ships in heartless I wanna hear them :o

I ship like. three or four pairings but you've got awesome taste in dynamics

uhhhh my main one is Lanchemy ofc (Alchemy x Lance)

I also like Alchemy x Glass like I said, Alchemy x Bandy, Lance x Bandy, the polyship of Alchemy x Lance x Bandy, Eira x Flint, Lance x Flint and the polyship of Eira x Lance x Flint (also Lance x Flint), Lorelei x Diana, Creed x Dock, Doppel x Heartless to a certain degree (thanks 4 that @mymilkhasice ) and uhh probably some other ones im forgetting

#heartless #abd illustrates