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closet-keys · 1 year
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every day people find new ways to make the most baffling, reactive, bad-faith interpretations of extremely well worded and nuanced posts on this website. things I could never anticipate. some true creativity must go into these takes to so completely diverge from the actual post inspiring it, it's like an art form
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turtlespancake · 6 months
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i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries
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nocek · 2 months
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My headcanon is that since Miguel's lab is like the darkest and quietest part of the HQ it kinda doubles as best communal napping spot.
It makes it really hard to be all brooding when spider-werewolf-man is snoring in the background XD cue the silly platform.
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reigobun · 3 months
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i miss them so bad😭😭😭😭
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antpony · 4 months
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Suupperrr pooorppp
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bigjinx · 7 months
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Late summer in Ooo
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pawzandfangz · 13 days
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˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ some genuinely good analog horror series ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 
⤷ LOCAL58 - Footage of a fictional public access television channel located in Mason County, West Virginia named Local 58, created in the late 1930s, which is continuously hijacked over a period of decades with a series of ominous and surreal broadcasts
⤷ Gemini Home Entertainment -  A collection of clips from VHS tapes produced by a number of fictional companies and distributed by the eponymous company Gemini Home Entertainment. The clips tell an overarching story of extraterrestrial invasion and an impending apocalyptic event
⤷ The Walten Files - The disturbing, dark atmosphere surrounding a children's restaurant, Bon's Burgers, as well as its parent company, Bunny Smiles Inc. Inspired by FNAF
⤷ The Monument Mythos - America took a slightly different course, and now bizarre and unexplainable events are occurring near national landmarks like the Statue of Liberty or Mount Rushmore
⤷ GREYLOCK - Strange occurrences are happening around Berkshire County, Massachusetts
⤷ The Tangi Virus - A webseries about a zombie-like virus infests a body of water in a small town
⤷ The Oracle Project - Oracle is a hyperintelligent supercomputer created by the Pentagon during World War II, and the arguable antagonist of the sequel to analog horror video The Human Trial
⤷ Angel Hare - Jonah has discovered a nostalgic TV show that he'd all but forgotten about. The show hadn't forgotten him, though, and an investigation is about to take him deep down the rabbit hole
⤷ Somnium Dream Viewer - A mysterious company has developed the technology to capture still images from our dreams
⤷ Children Under the House - Julia Luu, a child therapist, finds that a young girl's imaginary friends might be more than they seem
⤷ The Man in The Suit - A Godzilla inspired series
⤷ No Through Road - The story of a time loop created when four teenage boys were driving and went through a no through road
⤷ Chimpy Chippas - An Australian Analog Horror series of "found footage" videos. Inspired by FNAF
⤷ Chezzkid Archives - ChezzKids Archive is a bandicam/digital horror web-series and ARG centered around a 2000s children's website
⤷ Jurassic Park Analog Horror - Inspired by Jurassic Park
⤷ TheSunVanished - The sun disappeared without a trace. Uncovering what will happen next
⤷ Lacey's Wardrobe - Lacey needs your help to find the best outfits for every occasion. A dress up themed horror game with dark themes
⤷ The Backrooms - A first-person found footage psychological survival horror game where it tells the story of a young teen after accidentally falling into the depths of The Backrooms in 1998
⤷ Harmony and Horror - Martin Greywhinder, a genius toy maker grows tired of his family and thinks he can make them as perfect as his toys
⤷ The Smile Tapes - The uncoverings of a fictitious new drug in circulation on the black market called "SMILE"
⤷ Petscop -  A let's play of a fictional game called Petscop and the secrets hidden within
⤷ White Stag Education - A series of videos & PSAs about mysterious events happening in the New Jersey Pine Barrens
⤷ Winter of 83' - The story of a mysterious event which took place in the town of Fawn's Circle, Minnesota, during a severe snowstorm in January 1983
⤷ Marble Hornets - A chilling unfolding of events relating to the SomethingAwful myth of Slender Man
⤷ Liminal Land - A revered theme park shut its doors after the mass disappearance of unsuspecting parkgoers
⤷ Dog Nightmares - A mysterious connection between a person named Emily, her missing dog Bailey, and strange dog-human hybrid creatures
⤷ Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - A mining company finds a giant super-organism in the ground, and manage to turn it into a national park
⤷ SM64: CLASSIFIED - Revealing the dark secrets hidden deep within a childhood classic. Super Mario Inspired
⤷ Midwestern Angelica - YouTube webseries about an alien body crashing down on Earth and causing havoc
⤷ AndrewGaming67 - The story of two friends, separated by time, and perhaps something sinister. A Minecraft ARG
check out these series if you are looking for a new fandom or deep dive to obsess on and most of these have commentary/reaction videos as well incase you have trouble watching them by yourself!
happy viewing!
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eyebrow-incident · 3 months
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carnivalcarrion · 5 months
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(Same anon from the hotdogs one with more gay puns cuz Barnaby is a blue dog)
barnaby: “would you rather adopt a normal baby or a matter baby?
howdy: “a matter baby?”
howdy: “what’s the matter baby?”
barnaby: “nothing sugar, what’s the matter with you?”
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nelkcats · 9 months
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Application Rejected
When Danny adopted Cujo he saw him as a puppy, which was a little sad considering the implications. He always thought Cujo was the only one who had stayed, the only one whose soul had persisted. He thought Cujo was alone.
He was wrong. Not all adult dogs and puppies stayed, of course. But many had. Cujo was simply the only one who decided to return to the world of the living, probably because of his obsession with his toy.
One day Cujo showed him where they were all hiding; Danny knew that those dogs had not stayed for the same reason as Cujo, they probably had a myriad of different reasons, and that was fine.
The problem was that excluding some of the adult dogs (that obviously were fine on their own and didn't care), there were many puppies similar to Cujo running around in need of affection and he couldn't adopt them all (besides, Cujo would definitely get jealous). And while many ghosts agreed to take a couple, it wasn't all of them, so Danny did something extreme.
He held an adoption fair in Amity, which was a smashing success. He just forgot that a lot of people in Amity...were usually traveling, and the ghost puppies would follow.
Then, a few days later when a scowling guy showed up (he obviously wasn't part of the general Amity Park population) and demanded a "bright green" puppy, Danny said no and refused his application. He couldn't trust someone with no knowledge with a ghost dog. Although he did offer him a course to learn about their care.
Damian Wayne was offended with his overall assessment. He was obviously the right person to care for one of those pups. So he set out to prove that to the boy in front of him, without hesitation.
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sensitiveheartless · 10 months
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(Rest of comic is under the readmore!)
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pulledrounder · 6 months
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Mitski, "I'm Your Man" // Donna Haraway, The Companion Species Manifesto: Dogs, People, and Significant Otherness // Andrew Kane, "How to Be a Dog" // // Soccer Mommy, Your Dog // "this is the last time i beg for devotion" by violenttradwife // Anne Carson, Preface to Hekabe from Grief Lessons
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lesbianjudasiscariot · 6 months
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I'm Your Man - Mitski + Dog Days - Ethel Cain
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nocek · 4 months
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they unionized 😱
(bigger version of first panel without speech bubbles is here as a treat ;)
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milktea-grn · 1 year
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brotherly love
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antpony · 4 months
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