#lanistair

[darlingrutherford]

I'm still kind of away because shoulders are not good friends of mine, but I've felt infinitely bad that I've been keeping this AMAZING SPICY ART all to my self after @schoute gifted it to me for my Birthday.

Guys.

Seriously.

LOOK AT THIS

And then, when you're done staring at the needed censoring because Tumblr is AWFUL, GET YE TO PILLOW FORT AND CHECK OUT THE FULLY UNCENSORED NSFW AVVAR!AU LANISTAIR THAT SHE DREW FOR MEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Seriously. My buddy. My pal. Thank you so much 😭❤️❤️❤️ Your art gives me LIFE. I can only hope my shoulder will stop being a butt very soon so that I can focus on a piece to go along with this amazing art because it DESERVES IT.

#The PAINT SMEAAARS #i just #im dead #theyre perfect #Alistair's haaair #and his NooooeSE #ilu #schoute #lana surana #alistair theirin #lanistair #dragon age #avvar!au #avvar #my ocs #mutuals art #fan art #the best art

[jellysharkbat]

@darlingrutherford I had a thought. A bad, bad, evil thought.

Alistair stays in the Fade. What are Lana & Cullen's reactions? Are they different in public vs private?

....but it'll be okay because somehow he escapes the Fade. You know. Eventually. I mean, it's possible it might take a couple weeks for him to escape and send word of his survival! 🤷‍♀️ So I also need to know their reaction at finding this out and their reaction when they finally see him- alive- again.

#I'd say I'm sorry #but I'm not #xD #hurt me before making it better! 😂 #cullen rutherford #lana surana #alistair theirin #lanistair #maybe cullanistair if you want #nothing like losing your partner and best friend to the fade #dragon age

[lanistair-blog]

Everyone always says what a nice gesture breakfast in bed is. A sweet way to wake up the one you love.

Sneak out of bed while she still sleeps, try to keep quiet in the kitchen so as not to rouse her while her dog whines for his food. Change of plans - feed the dog first. A happy dog is a quiet dog. Now he's in on the plan, and happy to comply with a full belly (the bit of bacon you toss in his bowl helps immensely, and increases the chance of him leaving you alone when you're ravishing her later.) Food cooked, love still asleep, tray acquired, coffee poured with all the things she loves the most. Mission accomplished.

No one ever mentions how dangerous hot coffee is in bed. As in, maybe you should put in on the nightstand. Or, wait until she's finished drinking it before you begin with other morning activities. And thank the Maker you had put on your pajama pants to make everything, because that could have been much, much worse.

Also, we, uh, may need to purchase new sheets. Perhaps a darker color this time.

-Alistair

#Lana Surana #Alistair Theirin #lanistair #dragon age #modern!au #rp blog

[bigfan-fanfic]

A Good Start

For @darlingrutherford 's birthday! You're an amazing and sweet person, bud, and thanks for always chatting with me! I love Lanistair and talking about our AUs! <3 <3 <3

Anyway, some Modern! One Big Happy Family AU for your birthday!

- - - - -

Lana's birthday had so far been very nice and she hadn't even gotten out of bed yet. She cuddled with Alistair, nuzzling into his bare chest, both of them still panting.

"I'm surprised Bryn didn't interrupt us.” she chuckled, glancing at the door in case the mabari came running.

Alistair gave a cocky grin. “Well, I nipped that in the bud. Set him to watch our son. Didn’t want to emotionally scar anyone, you know?”

Lana smirked, her hand brushing across Alistair’s bare hip. “Well, aren’t I lucky. You’re so thoughtful.”

She burst into squeals of laughter as Alistair dug his fingers into her sides to tickle her, his lips sucking softly at her neck. “Ooh, does this mean the birthday girl wants another present?”

They suddenly froze at the sound of a staccato rapping at the door, followed by a warning bark. “Good morning!” came the little singsong voice.

Alistair hurried into motion, quickly retrieving some clothes. He slipped on a pair of Grey Warden themed briefs Lana had gotten him as a joke, with the griffons right across the bulge, and Lana found herself slipping on an oversized t-shirt and boxers. She giggled quietly at the sight of Alistair biting down on his fist at the sight of her in his clothes. Later, he mouthed.

Finally, Alistair smiled. “Come on in, Pup!”

Tash wore his customary bright grin as he entered the room, carefully balancing a tray of food in his hands, Bryn behind him and pulling a toy wagon with other plates on it. “Sorry about this. I wanted to make it like those hotel breakfast carts you see on TV, but we don’t have a hotel cart.”

Bryn howled as if he had not seen Lana for days and leaped into the bed between the two Wardens, licking Lana’s face and sticking his rear into Alistair, pushing him away.

“Hey, that’s my spot.” Tash whined, although he laughed. “Come on, Bryn!”

As Bryn huffed and got off the bed, Tash smiled. He handed Lana the tray he held, with a precariously full glass of orange juice balanced on the corner. The rest was occupied by a large stack of blueberry pancakes and what appeared to be a breakfast sausage baked into a cheesy croissant and laid on a bed of fluffy eggs scrambled with spinach and feta cheese.

“Did you... make all this?” Lana asked in awe, always surprised by Tash’s cooking ability.

Alistair nodded. “Planned it out and everything. I took him to the store last night for the groceries.”

Tash beamed as he handed Alistair his own plate. “Dad said I could cook and he would wash up. I also made cinnamon rolls and I’ve got a cake baking for later. I’m not going to be able to ice it though, I have school.”

Alistair nodded. “Don’t worry. I can ice the cake for you.” He gave Lana a sidelong glance that told her they would be using the frosting on more than just baked goods.”

Tash sighed in relief as he climbed onto the bed with his own tray. gesturing to the wagon, which had syrup and butter for the pancakes, as well as a couple of extra pigs in their blankets. “Good. Uh, Cullen called, and said he and Morgan would be over to celebrate soon.”

Lana’s eyes widened, and Alistair choked on a large mouthful of pancake. “Tash! That was a surprise.”

“Oops. Sorry.” Tash blushed. Alistair gave in and ruffled his hair. “Also, Auntie Leliana said she could pick me up from school. So you don’t have to worry, and can relax.”

Lana leaned over and kissed Tash on the forehead. “Awww, you’re so sweet.”

Tash beamed at her. “Happy birthday, Mom.”

Alistair drew Tash into his arms and hugged him, glancing at Lana as he carefully avoided Tash’s horns. “Just out of curiosity, how many dishes did you use? If say, someone wanted to cook a romantic lunch or dinner for a certain birthday girl?”

Tash snickered. “I don’t think you really want the answer to that. There was a lot of cooking involved here.”

Alistair sighed, biting into his croissant and giving a happy sigh. “Worth it. Pizza for dinner it is. Sorry, love.”

Lana pushed her tray forward to scoot close to her family, joining in the hug and receiving a deep kiss from Alistair. “I don’t need anything else but this right here.”

“Awwww...” Tash grinned. “Love you, Mom. Love you, Dad.”

Bryn huffed.

“Love you, Bryn! Please don’t come up here. Syrup will get everywhere.” Tash pleaded hurriedly, and Lana laughed.

Today was going to be wonderful.

#dragon age #my writing #my ocs #tash adaar #darlingrutherford #other people's ocs #lana surana #alistair #lanistair #one big happy family au #happy birthday #you are awesome #i love this family

[bilow94]

Finalement tout est une histoire de queue

Jaime Lanistaire GOTep10s07

[darlingrutherford]

Whaaaaat? Me thinking about Cullen doing some solo-training, curls loose from the sweat and wind, shirt loose, him panting but never ceasing well-practised movements with his sword while Lana and Alistair watch from afar and are definitely wanting a piece of that? I would never 😏

Oh. Oooooh. 👀😏

Yeah, they would.... Definitely watch that. They wouldn't be too obvious about it at first, mostly because they know how shy Cullen is and they wouldn't want to embarrass him too much. They'd probably be watching from ramparts from above as he trained in that small area Bull and Cassandra hang out in. Y'know, probably trying to find a spot without many people watching since training down the hill around the troops usually calls more attention than wanted. Cullen probably goes to this spot when he's trying to work some stuff out, just by himself, and most people know that and know to just leave him be unless needed.

But nope. Wardens leering from above. Shifting their stances when Cullen loosens his shirt because he's getting all hot (in more ways than one). Lana's feet aren't on the ground anymore because she's got both hands on the parapet by now, leaning much further over it than she realizes she is, and all because at one point Cullen's shirt slips a bit to show more of his shoulder. Part of her wants to pop down there and help him tie the string on his shirt in a way that will help him keep it loose but also keep it more steadily on him during training, but another part of her just wants him to get frustrated with it and take it off. A girl can dream, right?

Alistair at some point nudges Lana and teasingly ask if he should go down and challenge Cullen to some duels. Yknow, for training purposes 😏 Which, of course, Lana says, "Yes!" A little too quickly and enthusiastically and loudly. And Cullen pauses at the noise, looking up and finding Lana slinking halfway down the parapet, shyly lifting her hand as a half-wave and half-apology for the outburst as Alistair gleefully waves as well. See, Lana knows that Alistair will remove his shirt first if they're sparring. And once one of them removes it... The other is sure to follow 😏❤️

#hello thirsty friend I too am thirsty yup yup #Cullen Rutherford #Alistair Theirin #Lana Surana #Lanistair #cullanistair #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #my OCs

[darlingrutherford]

Oops my fingers slipped and I made a short smut drabble regarding that “my morning erection vs being on time to work” meme. Enjoy!

Tagging @lellium​ since she suggested it in the first place ;)

Delayed | Cross-posted on Ao3 | Alistair Theirin/Lana Surana | DA:I | Explicit - morning sex | 18+ only, please!

       The knock at the door was the first thing to wake them. Lana had lifted her head, her eyes barely open as she glanced towards the window. The sun had only just begun to rise, casting a bluish hue across the snowy mountains that surrounded Skyhold. 

“Ignore it. Pretend we're not here,” Alistair mumbled in a whisper as he pulled the covers over his head. He groaned when another set of knocks rapped against the door.

“Yes?” Lana called out, and Alistair groaned again at her inability to let duty slide. Her voice sounded almost annoyed, something she would have felt badly about had she not been so tired. The door opened barely enough for a scout to poke their head in, eyes averted as if they had learned their lesson once before.

“My apologies, Warden-Commander Surana, Warden-Constable Theirin -”

“Alistair,” he grumbled loudly from beneath the blankets, as if his surname would only bring trouble.

“... Warden-Constable Alistair… Sers, the Inquisitor has requested your presence at the War Table.”

“At this hour?” Lana asked, almost hoping that it had been a mistake. “Has something happened?”

“I’m not sure, Ser. I was only told to fetch the two of you.”

“We've been fetched. Your task is complete.” Alistair poked his arm out from under the blankets, waving it in the air. The scout caught the drift and shut the door behind them quickly.

Lana let out a long sigh as she slumped forward and rubbed her eyes. She grabbed the blanket and had just begun pulling it off of her when suddenly Alistair's arm was wrapping around her middle and pulling her back down onto the bed. 

“We've been fetched. Your task is complete.” Alistair poked his arm out from under the blankets, waving it in the air. The scout caught the drift and shut the door behind them quickly.

Lana let out a long sigh as she slumped forward and rubbed her eyes. She grabbed the blanket and had just begun pulling it off of her when suddenly Alistair's arm was wrapping around her middle and pulling her back down onto the bed.

“Alistair! They said we need to - oh, Maker, right now?” 

Alistair had pulled her back against him, pressing his hips - and a very insistent case of early morning wood - up against her bottom. Lana bit her lip as a whimper bubbled in her throat when his arm slid beneath her to wrap around and grasp her breast as he slid his other hand lower on her to coax wetness from her heat. 

“Don't make me get up yet… More than I already am.” His first words were almost whining, the others not so much as Lana felt him grin while he kissed the back of her head. 

“They said the Inquisitor -”

“We'll tell them we had a problem with one of the buckles on your armor, or… Something.” 

Lana whimpered as he slid two fingers into her, arching against him as he bent to kiss her neck. “I doubt I'll be able to focus this early anyway, if I don't take care of this… Not really fair to them, is it?”

“You make a compelling argument.” Lana's laugh quickly turned into a high pitched moan as Alistair smoothly removed his fingers from her and slid his cock into her heat in one swift movement, as if he had been much more awake than he had let on. Alistair's hand slid from her hip to her thigh, lifting her leg to rest over his as he slowly and lazily fucked her from behind. Lana sighed with every thrust, her mouth hanging open as her head settled back against his shoulder. 

Oh, Maker, she loved it when he awoke like this, and she would be lying if she said most mornings weren’t like this - probably one of the great many things that spoiled them and made it so easy for him to get his way. Alistair was positively lazy in the morning, so determined to see his lust through while also taking on the attitude of a druffalo wildly content to spend as long as it can grazing before anything else in life could bother it. His lips had found their way back to her neck, placing wet, warm kisses against her skin and gently nipping her when it suited him. 

“Touch yourself.” His hot breath bounced off her neck, and Lana felt herself flush at his words.

“Now?” She breathed. Maker, she was enjoying this, but they had someplace to be. Duty was always at the forefront of her mind, but, damn him, she could never say no to him - and she knew she would never regret her inability to do so. He may have been her second in command, but she eagerly allowed him to mold her like putty to his liking.

“We're not leaving this bed until I feel you coming in my arms,” he murmured coarsely. “However late we are will be up to you.”

Damn him.

Lana slipped her hand down her front, gathering up with her fingers the slick that was already soaking around her heat. Her breath hitched as she applied firm pressure to her sensitive nub, rolling her fingers against it while Alistair continued thrusting into her as he groped her breast. Maker, it would have been faster if he did it himself and he knew it. He was trying to make them late, whether he was hopeful it would decrease the chances of them being summoned this early again, or because he wanted to see her flush during the meeting every time he gave her that look he reserved only for her, or both. 

She focused on the feel of him; how he stretched and filled her and the delicious soreness that always came later that would make her legs want to buckle while she stood; the way his calloused hand slid up and down along her leg. Alistair shifted slightly against the bed and Lana took a shaky breath inward as his cock slid up along the front of her just a bit more, adding pressure to an already very full spot. Soon any thoughts of how everyone would look at them as they slunk late into the war room drifted from her mind, replaced with pure bliss as she began shaking and crying out in Alistair's arms. She gasped through it, gripping his arm tightly as he moaned against her neck while marking her skin. Alistair's head dropped to lean against hers as his hips sped, and the two of them moaned in unison as he pressed up into her one last time. Alistair's breath was heavy as he pulsed in her, his fingers digging into the soft of her breast as if she would disappear if he let go. The two of them slumped against their pillows, catching their breath as Alistair nuzzled his face into Lana's hair.

“We're late,” Lana breathed with a grin. 

“So very late.” Alistair chuckled. He gently brushed her hair out of the way and kissed the back of her neck, back to the lazy kisses they had begun with. His hand remained on her thigh, holding her leg atop his own so that he could remain snuggled in her heat for as long as possible. 

“We should get up.”

“D’you think they reeeally need us?” 

“I doubt we would have been summoned if not. The Wardens are under the guidance of the Inquisition now… Not much to be done about that.”

Alistair made a highly dissatisfied sound as he pulled Lana closer. She laughed as he wrapped his arms tightly around her, refusing for the moment to pull out of her or let her go, and she couldn't find the strength to argue. After all, their bed was so warm, and they were already late… What were a few more minutes?

#spicy #lana surana #alistair theirin #lanistair #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #fanfiction #my ocs #my work

[darlingrutherford]

Cassandra, pre-DAI: Has anyone seen the HoF? We need her to lead our Inquisition.

Alistair, lifting his shirt and shoving Lana under it: Nope, no HoF here. Just two regular, non-hero wardens, doing... Warden things.

#totally plausible #shes small enough #lmao #cassandra pentaghast #alistair theirin #lana surana #Lanistair #dragon age #my ocs

[darlingrutherford]

Since I'm thinking about that Rutherford snacc now...Lana and Alistair get to Skyhold earlier than planned, maybe to beat some bad weather. Therefore there's not many people there to greet them, which is fine, but they are a little disappointed (not surprised tho) to see that Cullen isn't among their small welcoming party. So they quickly get settled in before setting off to find him. A few helpful directions later, and they're walking into his tower. It's empty except for Cullen scribbling away at something, maybe massaging his temple at the same time. Alistair subtly locks one door before motioning for Lana to do the same. Cullen still hasn't noticed them, even as the third lock slides into place. They saunter up towards him, and maybe Alistair reaches over to push the papers away while Lana very neatly plants herself on the desk instead. They get to watch as the intital annoyance and anger quickly melt into confusion and surprise. It's been a long journey to Skyhold and that Warden appetite needs satisfying. They hungry. 😉😂

Ooooohhhhh Maker yes 😍

(spicy warning ahoy 🤣)

Cullen gets so wrapped up in his work it's definitely not out of the ordinary for people to be able to just walk through his office without him noticing. Subconsciously he recognizes people out of his periferals, and his brain just goes, "Friend, not foe" and goes back to work 😂

Alistair absolutely just. Shoves all the papers off the desk at once without a word. There's definitely a momentary outburst from Cullen, frustrated that ink was still drying on one report he had been scribbling on, all the things he'll have to reorganize now that they're shuffled on the floor. And yes, his angry furrowed brows slowly easing as his brain puts together that it's not normal for Alistair and Lana to be there, that she is in fact sliding gracefully to sit in front of him on the desk, that neither of them are in their armor, which means they've been there long enough to settle into a room and change.

With Lana planted on the desk in front of him, she's able to distract quite easily. Cullen tries to talk despite her pulling him down by his mantle to kiss her. He mumbles between kisses, sighing between half spoken words as he tries to find out when they arrived, why they didn't send word they'd be early, all the while Alistair answers his questions with not helpful "mmmhm" sounds while casually undoing all the annoying buckles on Cullen's armor.

"When - did you-"

"Mmmmhm."

"Could have - sent a -"

"Mhhhhhm..."

Lana's already pulled off his gloves, and as Cullen slides his hands up under the hem of the dress she's wearing he's more than ecstatic to find that she's not wearing anything beneath it. Cullen's always known the two wardens to be eager people - handsy, even - and it's moments like this he appreciates it the most. He's so comfortable with them by now, so used to their antics and habit of ensuring he gets breaks from his work that he barely blinks an eye when Alistair casually takes the waistline of Cullen's trousers and pulls them down.

First, Cullen slips inside Lana, fully finished with his questions, everything else gone from his mind, and everything else that could have crept up miles away when Alistair is in him. And it's almost too much for Cullen to handle. It's all he can do to hold out after so long of an absence of the both of them, to not moan loud enough to call attention to them all around Skyhold. Filling, and being filled, bristly kisses at the back of his neck as he kisses her, until she's on her back with Cullen hunched over on top of her, Alistair pressed heavily on top of him with one hand on his hip and one on the edge of the desk until they're all shaking and sighing and just so alive in their shared bliss.

Cullen will grumble about his scattered papers later, when all is said and done. And they'll just have to find more ways to make him forget about it all ;)

#spicy #Lana Surana #Alistair Theirin #Cullen Rutherford #lanistair #cullanistair #cullistair #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #my OCs #👀👀👀 #lanistair get a Cullen snacc after a long journey #as a treat

[darlingrutherford]

don't mind me. Just. Thinking about Fereldans gossiping about how much King Alistair loves his Queen because the amount of times they get caught nuzzling noses in public has reached the point of sickening :3c

Eamon gets frustrated over it because he wants Alistair to come off as less of a softy King, but we all know how we feel about Eamon in Lanistair Land :3c

#Cinderella!au #Lana Surana #Alistair Theirin #Lanistair #dragon age #my OCs

[darlingrutherford]

27 for the otp ask please!!! Any or all pairings of your choice :)

Ahgohaofks, you left the door open to all, so all ye shall receive! 🤣

Obligatory 🔥spicy🔥 content warning~

OTP Asks

27. Do they have any kinks/fetishes that they share?

PSA, I'm only listing the ones they specifically share since that's what the question says. There's a good chance each couple have their own kinks that they happily engage in for their partner 👀

Lana/Alistair: bondage is a big one for these two. Both of them equally enjoy being tied up or tying down the other, blindfolding, all that good stuff. For Lana, being bound is an effective way for her to release all her stress with the man she feels completely safe with, to surrender herself to him and put all her trust in him. And Alistair, well... He just really enjoys being rendered absolutely useless by a woman as short as Lana, to be used in whatever way she fancies... And, maybe, a bit of magic being involved, if she'll indulge him.

Sarya/Cullen: They both have a borderline exhibitionism kink (which Sarya very kindly helped Cullen realize), in which they both enjoy the thrill of having sex somewhere they could be caught, but both would be fairly mortified (Cullen morseo than Sarya) if they actually were caught. Libraries, the War Room, Cullen's office desk (obviously). One time, even, a secluded corner of the battlements late at night. It's all good fun until they're caught then Cullen wants to die and Sarya will be red for days whenever anyone so much as looks at her

Theia/Geralt: Geralt had never really embraced the White Wolf title bestowed upon him, not until Theia showed him just how fun it could be. They definitely indulge a lot in the primal kink, where it's not uncommon for Geralt to enter Theia's home after a long time away (when he's expected back) only to find her nowhere to be found, with only a note inviting him to find her, to follow her trail and hunt her down. The first one shot I ever posted of them was actually about this. Theia embraces Geralt being a witcher, which really only encourages him even more. She finds it thrilling to be hunted down by him, and use a bit of magic to trip him up along the way. And when he finally catches her, all bets are off as to what he'll do to her.

Aneira/Jaskier: Dirty talk is huge for them. Jaskier, unsurprisingly, doesn't leave his eloquent prose-loving tongue at the bedroom door. Although he's absolutely romantic and will spout poetry at a moment's notice to Aneira, it's not uncommon at all for their romantic time in bed or anywhere else to devolve into Jaskier rattling off crude, yet oddly still poetic, things to Aneira. Sometimes it'll even begin that way, even before they make it into the bedroom - him whispering to her all the dirty things he wants to do to her, the salacious noises he'll have her make. And Aneira loves it. It's enough to make her drop everything they're doing (or, if they're in the middle of performing, silently begging the powers that be to speed up time) and drag him to the nearest secluded area. And she'll hold him to every word he promised, and shout some of her own crude words in the process to direct his intentions.

#thank you for the ask! ❤️❤️ #OTP Asks #OC asks #Lana Surana #alistair theirin #Lanistair #sarya lavellan #cullen Rutherford #cullavellan #theia anastos #geralt of rivia #theia x geralt #aneira #jaskier #aneira x jaskier #dragon age #the witcher #my ocs

[darlingrutherford]

My brain: Lana being Inquisitor requires a lot of thought. There are a lot of things that go down with an unseasoned Inqy that she probably wouldn't stand for after already being Warden-Commander of Ferelden for so long - Blackwall masquerading as a Warden for one on the long list. I should probably start taking a lot of the DAI timeline into account.

Also my brain: ok but how soon after she reunites with Alistair is Cullen gonna bone them

#jwfsjdsdshfsds #my brain why #Lana Surana #alistair theirin #cullen rutherford #lanistair #cullanistair #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #Inquisitor!Lana au #my OCs

[darlingrutherford]

I love Cinderella!AU so much because I love the idea of Alistair slowly pulling strings at the front of Lana's dresses to loosen them as he kisses her 😏

#ahdkhsgfjjs #yesplease #am i maybe writing my criptid thing so that this could also happen #maybe #hehehehheh #lana surana #alistair Theirin #lanistair #dragon age #cinderella!au #my OCs

[darlingrutherford]

2. For Lana and Alistair

OTP Asks

2. If they could each describe each other in one sentence, what would it be?

Lana: "The kindest man I've ever met, my traveling home who never fails to make me laugh even on the darkest of days."

Alistair: "My adorable, fearsome, Goddess of a wife who may barely beat her mabari in height, but can kick your - and my - ass just the same."

#thank you for the ask my friend! ❤️❤️ #oc asks #lana surana #alistair theirin #lanistair #dragon age #my ocs

[darlingrutherford]

How do Lana and Alistair respond to Cullen shyly showing off the collar Morgan gave him? And also just the idea of all of them having naked cuddles that can either turn into sweet napping or naughty tickle fights...

Aww, they would be so happy for him! Assuming we're talking modern!au, Lana and Alistair know how much collaring means. Lana would know how amazing it feels to have it put on, and Alistair knows how proud it made him feel when Lana accepted his. Lana would excitedly show Cullen hers (she has an ankle one for safety on the job) and ask him all about how it went and if they did anything special for the collaring. Just all around, friends being so happy for their friends ❤️

I also love the idea of them all having naked cuddles, that's super sweet! They all have fun with each other enough, adding sweet naked snuggles to it is just adding to the awesomeness. Alistair 100% falls asleep before anyone else. He has a natural talent for falling asleep anywhere if he feels like it. And he latches onto whoever is nearest to him, sometimes multiple people if someone small like Lana is closest, like a fucking octopus 🤣

#sinful sunday #spicy #lil bit #Alistair Theirin #cullen Rutherford #Lana surana #lanistair #morgan walker #walkerford #mutuals ocs #my ocs

[darlingrutherford]

Amayian and Alistair bet on who is going to win the superbowl, and whoever loses are subbing with Lana. :3

Ooooh hahahahaha! What a fun bet! Amayian better hope he doesn't lose. Alistair's commands range from fun and spicy, to, "put Spotify on shuffle and do a dance for me in your underthings. Oh, come now. Don't tell me you can't make the Chicken Dance sexy. I believe in you!"

Lana still to this day has no idea why the Chicken Dance is on his music list.

#ahfkhakgkfg #sinful sunday #alistair theirin #Lana surana #Lanistair #amayian trevelyan #mutuals ocs #dragon age