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ofcowardiceandkings · 2 months

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tfw ur havin a convo with the neighbours and ur bf is in need of a cuddle ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

#this is 100% based on that photo of lily cole with her bf of the time in her lap and im nowhere Near sorry #ghfjdjfd god this was such a shitty sketch and i just kept messing with it ?? trying not to be TOO fussy and just Play yknow #im pleased with it considering its not even a scan its a photo of a sketch i played colour and light with SHRUG SHRUG SHRUG #im not trying to be good i guess im just exploring the space ?? because i dont ghfjdkjf know what im doing anymore #anyway ... puts Link in Zelda's lap ..... good #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #zelink #link x zelda #botw/totk #pilots doodles

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hoaxghost · 1 year

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the stinky allegations never cease not even in the holiday season

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #neo agent 3 #my ocs #inkiling #octoling #oh my god we just got a cat recently #hes a foster and the previous owner clearly overfed him cause he is CHUNKY #and he was sitting on my lap which is really cute but i felt like a had a weight pressing down on me the whole time #my legs fell asleep #also sorry captain 3 ur stuck with the worst coworker

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syn0vial · 6 months

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i have absolutely zero interest in the "ascendant!astarion/obedient, submissive spawn!tav" content that everyone seems so crazy about, but you know what ascendant!astarion ship does intrigue me? ascendant!astarion/absolute!tav. astarion is tav's sire. tav is astarion's god. what the fuck would that even look like?

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #ascendant astarion #i'm just intrigued by the sudden reversal that must occur #astarion basically makes you his slave and gets to enjoy the power trip for all of like. two days.#and then suddenly you become a literal god and he just another of your worshipers #you know how ascendant!astarion says all cringey shit about tav sitting naked and obedient on his lap or w/e?#tav just doing an old switcheroo on that lil fantasy. yeah. yeah.

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twogeeseinatrenchcoat · 2 months

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Hermit Permit Office...

(Little bit of a rant post)

I love this. So much. This is amazing. I love that Grian made an official government office that deals in absolute bullshit because nobody (Grian) is paid enough (or at all) to give a shit. And I love that it is completely and absolutely in character for Grian to have to make an office to deal with permit issues and then decide that you know what, I don't want to deal with this so it's going to be horrible. Let's put this official "government" building in the middle of a forest so nobody can find it, why don't we? How about we make an 8-page form to create a new permit, but the only actual question is the first one, and the rest are all random bullshit? Because yes. I love this. I love the fact that his plan to hide the office doesn't even work and four hermits find it within the episode. I loved the whole interaction between Grian and Scar at the office.

Tldr: Grian is up to bureaucracy shenanigans and everyone is suffering for it.

#grian #hermitcraft #hc10 #hermitcraft grian #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft 10 #hermit permits #Oh god don't let Grian have governmental power #It does not end well #For anyone except Grian #“Have you in the past five minutes done 10 laps around Gem's lighthouse?”

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introspectivememories · 3 months

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#if you're bear its so easy to manipulate tim drake #all bear has to do is bat those gorgeous brown eyes at tim and tim is putty in his hands #the batkids learn about this and they start using bear to get tim to do things #dick: hey bernard‚ tim refuses to stop working‚ can you come get him?#bear walking into the batcave‚ sitting down on tim's lap and wrapping his arms around tim's neck #bear batting his eyes and pouting: baby come home /please/? the bed is so lonely without you #tim stands up immediately and changes his clothes at flash levels of speed. jason retches behind them #jason: god they're disgusting #dick smirking cause he's knew it'd work: they're cute! and you're just mad cause you're not getting laid #tim knows exactly what bear is doing and he tries his hardest to resist but alas #the big brown eyes always win #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

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horror-aesthete · 1 year

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Van Helsing, 2004, dir. Stephen Sommers

#Van Helsing #horror aesthetic #Horror Movies #one hell of a meet-cute #if this film werent made in the cowards year #of 2004 #this film would have had a triplet gag (gag pun)#where hugh jackman's VH also accidentally neede up in face first in dracula's lap #god that's a sentance #and then again in.... im gonna go w carl's #or maybe anna's slutty brother

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greatestrival · 1 month

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max when he has to set a time for sector three in q3

#monaco last year aus gp this year my god what is WEONG WITH HIM #fun fact i have the monaco gp quali lap saved on my phone and i watch it when im down #max verstappen

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rb19 · 5 months

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"As it stands at the moment, Verstappen is down. He's got two tenths to make up in the shortest sector of the lot. The defending world champion has got talent, has got pace and a super fast car. But is it fast enough... As Verstappen crosses the line to take… POLE POSITION!"

F1 Monaco Grand Prix May 27, 2023

#max verstappen #f1 #gif #rewatched q3 to make this and my god the build up to this lap 🤯

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fwoglett · 1 year

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🌿 Peace at last 🌿

Yamato truly deserves a good, long, comfy nap. He's put up with so much hassle his entire life- he deserves some time to relax~

#captain yamato #tenzo #kinoe #yamato tenzo #naruto shippuden #my art #mwah mwah mwah #god i love him sm #he can nap on my lap #im gonna kiss him and love him and marry him #brb writing a letter to kishimoto-san to beg him to write me in as yams wife

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marigoldorlando · 3 months

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god’s favourite princess aka disney princess aka animal thief

Shadowheart yet again

it’s gloomy outside and february sucks so i’m drawing happiness

#baldurs gate shadowheart #bg3 fanart #lgbtq #shadowheart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 art #fanart #baldur's gate iii #shart #god’s favorite princess #cute Shadowheart #Cute art #i want to be this dog and sleep on her lap #I’m really tired #Cute doggo #Peaceful art #Bg3 #bg3 companions

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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You know what I want to write. Like even a oneshot or something. Imagine for a moment, some sort of timeline where Terry and Matt Mcginnis exist, but Bruce still has all the children he does in canon. So a lot of children.

Now bring in Terry and Matt, but make them far smaller children than Bruce has had to deal with before. I am talking toddlers or near. Bruce now has to try and raise a literal toddler and baby with his childrens' insisted help.

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saewokhrisz · 11 months

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doodles i did for @robinpixels hzd trigun au i feel insane

#babys first trigun art !!!#i need to draw nai more man #can i just say this au made my brain jump out of my skull and ran several laps #god #vash #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #vashwood #million knives #nai #trigun stampede #my art #reblog #hzd

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samarecharm · 5 months

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nerd

#persona 5 #makoann #makoto niijima #ann takamaki #NERD #ann isnt dumb but man #the shit her gf is interested in is WAY out there. why are we talking about inevitable downfall of some empire in the 1400s ?#1500s? sorry. i got distracted. anyway. hop in my lap #ON THE FLIPSIDE #i take ann and yusukes friendship and their mutual appreciation of art seriously #u just know ann would take makoto to an exhibit as her +1 with yusuke #and she gets to ramble about the pieces and how they Feel #and makoto is like. i do not understand. but i love u. I WILL understand soon.#'that didnt sound like a promise. it sounded like a threat 😭'#makoto being a bit too literal and too stiff about her approach to the arts but god she means well #while ann is too abstract about things like. physics #they work so well together 😊

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prince-liest · 3 months

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I was outlining the next radiostatic fic when I got distracted by the fact that someone needs to put Lucifer into their lap and tell him he's a good boy, and now I'm 6.2k words deep into something that's turned out way more emotional than I thought it would.

#personal #my writing #snippets #dear god what has my writing ethic been #nothing new for months and then 30k words in 4 days #and counting!#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #angel dust #appledust #dustapple #??? what is the ship name here #really his WIFE needs to put Lucifer in her lap but she's NOT AROUND so Angel is picking up the slack for a minute!!#also legal reminder this is UN-EDITED SNIPPET IT'S UN-EDITED I KNOW IT NEEDS EDITING QQQQQQQQ shhh it's almost midnight I'm zzz

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addsalwayssick · 26 days

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sirius giving remus a lap dance to the beginning of sexyback send tweet