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jimsmovieworld · 1 year
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GIGLI- 2003 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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One of the greatest movies of all time.
Gigli (rhymes with really) is a gangster/debt collector with a "heart of gold". He works for mob boss Lewis who tells him to abduct Brian, the mentally challenged brother of a federal prosecutor in order to blackmail him into dropping charges...
Things are complicated when Lewis hires another contractor to watch Gigli and Brian.
The contractor is Ricky (Jennifer Lopez), shes as beautiful as she is annoying. She almost exclusively talks in monologues. She never does anything physical in the movie but talks a good game. She says thats she knows a move where she gouges your eyes and takes your memories.
Naturally, Gigli is keen to bang her but surprise surprise.... shes a lesbian. Thankfully thats never stopped Ben Affleck and he proceeds to woo her....
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Also, Gigli might be gay.
As Gigli and Ricky grow closer with Brian, the baywatch loving, mentally challenged guy they abducted, they start to have a crisis of conscience and consider starting a new life....
Gigli is one of the biggest box office bombs ever and is widely considered one of the worst movies ever made. How did the film turn out this bad exactly?
Some of the blame has to fall on Martin Brest who wrote and directed this. Unlike a lot of movies this bad, the director actually has a lot of experience. He directed Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run and Scent of a woman. After the release of Gigli he completely disappeared from the film industry and i wasnt able to find any comments from him about this film.
Another problem was that it was written as more serious and Sony wanted to cash in on the stars and made it more like a romcom against Martin Brest's wishes.
The budget for Gigli was 75 million dollars which seems impossible as most of it takes place in Larrys apartment, a whopping 52 mins of the runtime take place in there. Affleck and Lopez' combined salary added up to about 25 million dollars but i cant understand where the rest of the money went.
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Christopher Walken and Al Pacino both appear in a scene each. Its hard to say which is stranger. Pacino is dressed as Tony Stark playing a character called Starkman who rambles incoherently about whether a thumb is a finger. Walken wants to get a big bowl of pie, some ice cream, put some on his head, his tongue will slap his brains out trying to get to it.
Mmmmmm good, interested?
With the exception of Ricky, Gigli, Brian and Lewis, every other character in the movie appears for only one scene, does something insane and then we never see them again.
Giglis mother invites him over to inject medicine into her ass. When he gets there she is wearing a pink thong and tries to bang Ricky.
Ricky's ex turns up at the apartment in a rage, tries to initiate a three way, fails, and then slits her wrists. Then they just disappear like nothing ever happened.
Part of what makes this movie so funny is how many awful lines theyre are. Everyone talks so crazy its unreal. Like when Ricky wants Gigli to go down on her:
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Gigli was the first film to sweep the top five categories at the Razzies and was destroyed by critics everywhere. It doesnt seem to have found an audience the same way Troll 2 and The Room have but its one of my favourite movies of that kind. Its so needlessly offensive/very dated and at points it goes so off the rails you cant believe what youre watching. An essential watch.
One of my favourite movies.
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englishmansdcc · 7 months
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DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III review - Funny, cheesy, crude, seriously bloody and just chock full of fun
Directors: Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, and Jon SalmonCast: Alec Owen, Kelsey Gunn, Ben Gigli, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Larry King, and Patton OswaltRuntime: 1 hour 43 minutes What it’s about:  A bit of a rumptious twist and social commentary on the 80’s slasher genre. When a bunch of Delta Bi dudes are murdered one by one they realize a previously killed (twice) serial killer, Motherface, is…
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batfleckgifs · 3 years
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LARRY GIGLI GIGLI (2003 )
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zacksnydered · 3 years
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BEN AFFLECK AS LARRY GIGLI.  Gigli (2003) ─ Dir. Martin Brest 
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Amore estremo - Tough love ♥ Larry Gigli ♥ Ricki ♥ Robin ♥
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ferociouscharm · 4 years
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A remake of Gigli where I play the titular Larry, Ricki, and Brian.
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lolmohammed667 · 6 years
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33 Of The Dumbest Lines In Movie History
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“Snow dad is better than no dad.”
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—Jilly Bean, Facebook
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When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante's Peak.
— heatherc4d3754acf
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When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy's father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.
—Ginny Harrell, Facebook
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When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.
—noelwamsley
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When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
— wl2262
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When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.
—janetm43885b0d5
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When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.
—chelseah4e9673f3f
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When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.
—durantdhm
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When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.
—jenny653
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When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.
—loril4dc46f269
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When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.
— josephblatherby
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When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.
—iLeftMyHeartInNarnia
Lucasfilm Ltd.
When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.
—giselawinchesterc
DC Entertainment
When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.
—Emily Ash, Facebook
Paramount Pictures
When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.
—theresar487aee9ad
Skydance Productions / Cruise/Wagner Productions
When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.
—Bradley Albert
Revolution Studios / Casey Silver Productions
When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.
— stephanier52
di Bonaventura Pictures / Hasbro Studios
When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.
—Chris Peña
Dimension Films
When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.
—Taylor5107
Walt Disney Pictures
When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.
—mfristensky
Marvel
When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis's campaign slogan ("You can take that to the bank!"), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.
—Samantha Raczynski, Facebook
Lee Rich Productions
When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.
—Jilly Bean, Facebook
Marvel Comics
When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.
—Piroski
Village Roadshow Pictures
When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful "like diamonds" in Twilight.
—jemimako
Temple Hill Entertainment
When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.
—Darth Vader
Lucasfilm Ltd.
When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn't noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
—PHM8
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment
When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.
—faradaystewart
Alcon Entertainment / Brightlight Pictures
When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.
—robinf41c832b61
Nickelodeon Movies
When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.
—marinak4adb3e7ac
Perfect World Pictures
When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.
—Viciousxvenom
Avery Pix
When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.
—obeythenight
Dimension Films
When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.
—Kendall Allen, Facebook
Production company Great American Films Limited Partnership
And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
—wl2262
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latoyarubalcava3546 · 6 years
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33 Of The Dumbest Lines In Movie History
“Snow dad is better than no dad.”
When Christian Grey opened up about how many shades of fucked up he is in Fifty Shades of Grey.
—Jilly Bean, Facebook
Michael De Luca Productions
When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante's Peak.
— heatherc4d3754acf
Pacific Western Productions
When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy's father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.
—Ginny Harrell, Facebook
Azoff Entertainment / The Canton Company
When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.
—noelwamsley
Touchstone Pictures
When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
— wl2262
Heyday Films
When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.
—janetm43885b0d5
Warner Bros.
When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.
—chelseah4e9673f3f
Temple Hill Entertainment
When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.
—durantdhm
20th Century Fox
When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.
—jenny653
Universal Pictures[
When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.
—loril4dc46f269
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment / Working Title Films
When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.
— josephblatherby
Lightstorm Entertainment / Dune Entertainment / Ingenious Media
When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.
—iLeftMyHeartInNarnia
Lucasfilm Ltd.
When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.
—giselawinchesterc
DC Entertainment
When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.
—Emily Ash, Facebook
Paramount Pictures
When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.
—theresar487aee9ad
Skydance Productions / Cruise/Wagner Productions
When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.
—Bradley Albert
Revolution Studios / Casey Silver Productions
When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.
— stephanier52
di Bonaventura Pictures / Hasbro Studios
When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.
—Chris Peña
Dimension Films
When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.
—Taylor5107
Walt Disney Pictures
When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.
—mfristensky
Marvel
When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis's campaign slogan ("You can take that to the bank!"), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.
—Samantha Raczynski, Facebook
Lee Rich Productions
When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.
—Jilly Bean, Facebook
Marvel Comics
When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.
—Piroski
Village Roadshow Pictures
When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful "like diamonds" in Twilight.
—jemimako
Temple Hill Entertainment
When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.
—Darth Vader
Lucasfilm Ltd.
When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn't noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
—PHM8
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment
When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.
—faradaystewart
Alcon Entertainment / Brightlight Pictures
When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.
—robinf41c832b61
Nickelodeon Movies
When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.
—marinak4adb3e7ac
Perfect World Pictures
When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.
—Viciousxvenom
Avery Pix
When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.
—obeythenight
Dimension Films
When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.
—Kendall Allen, Facebook
Production company Great American Films Limited Partnership
And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
—wl2262
Heyday Films
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nestyanyan · 9 years
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I feel like, it had a lot to say, but didn't say it well. I appreciate how Ben still stands by the original idea of it and Martin Brest.
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zacksnydered · 3 years
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Ben Affleck as Larry Gigli Gigli (2003)
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BEN AFFLECK AS “LARRY GIGLI” ─ Gigli (2003)
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BEN AFFLECK AS LARRY GIGLI. 
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BEN AFFLECK  Larry Gigli in “Gigli”.
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zacksnydered · 3 years
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Ben Affleck as “Larry Gigli” Gigli (2003 ) ─  Dir. Martin Brest 
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Ben Affleck // “Larry Gigli” Gigli (2003)
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