1. Harry says "you need nine inches" while talking about donating his hair? not sure where he was going with it tbh.
2. Billy Crystal acually leans his whole body forward to look at Louis and raise his eyebrows.
3. Louis raises his eyebrows back and looks down at his dick.
4. Billy smiles knowingly at Louis.
5. Louis frames his dick and looks at it again, raising his eyebrows and shrugging.
6. Louis and Billy both laugh.
7. Liam tries to keep a straight face but sees Louis looking at his dick and loses it.
literally there is no other explaination for this. not one. harry accidently makes sexual innuendo. everyone's mind is in the gutter and automatically thinks 9 inch dick. Billy goes out of his way to look impressed at LOUIS, not harry. Louis gestures at his own dick twice and raises his eyebrows. i hate to analyze their joke but there's no other reason this could have happened.
I always think back to that interview when Louis got salty when asked about Matty and it made me wonder if he didn’t like him for some reason and then I remembered this video and it all made sense lol..
I don’t know if y'all have already realised this, but since i haven’t seen anyone talking about it, bitch i’m gonna.
AND BEAR WITH ME
FIRST, HERE’S A PICTURE THAT LOUIS POSTED ON HIS INSTAGRAM, SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF A CAR (i can only imagine how fucking cute he looked with his feet up on the board because he’s SO TINY but that’s a story for another day)
ANYWAY, IT’S NOTHING SPECIAL, JUST A PICTURE
……OR IS IT???? (see what i did there?)
BECAUSE THEN WE HAVE THESE PICTURES OF HARRY STANDING NEXT TO THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HIS CAR
HERE’S A CLOSE UP IN CASE YOU’RE NOT GETTING WHAT I’M TRYNNA SAY
YES, BITCH. YES. LOOK AT THE STICKERS IN THE WINDSHIELD.
EXCUSE MY FRENCH BUT THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING STICKERS. IT’S THE SAME FUCKING CAR. BELIEVE ME I’VE TRIED THINKING MAYBE IT’S A COINCIDENCE OR SOMETHING BUT SERIOUSLY HOW MANY COINCIDENCES ARE TOO MANY COINCIDENCES???
ANYWAY, THAT’S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART. NOW, HERE’S THE REASON OF MY FREAKING OUT.
LOUIS POSTED THIS SNIPPET OF HIS NEW SONG ‘ALWAYS YOU’
SO BASED OFF OF WHAT I JUST SAID, I WOULD SAY IT’S PRETTY FUCKING SAFE TO ASSUME THAT HARRY WAS THE DRIVER IN THIS CAR. SO HE’S ALREADY LISTENED TO THIS SONG, THAT IS 165% TOTALLY ABOUT HIM.