#last night i dreamt

[happter-n-friends]

I had a dream last night where scientists discovered a gene called "BE-Enceladus" or something similar starting with BE-. It only exists in the two newest generations and allows people to taste a certain chemical. The scientists were experimenting with making a drink with that flavor called "NB Beverage". I sent the article to my friend and he replied "lol boomers can't taste the nonbinary drink".

The best part is it’s in-character.

#dream #i had a dream #today i dreamt #dreams #i love how this dream was a setup to a joke #i like my unconscious sense of humor #last night i dreamt

[afterdarkpixels]

Last night I dreamt I was sitting at my desk playing Minecraft and a frog wizard appeared before me in a puff of smoke. Said “yeah I thought so” before disappearing again.

#he just appeared there on my desk and did that huh #think prince naveen but wearing the classic blue starry cape and hat #and with a kiwi/American accent lol #dream #last night i dreamt #one time i dreamt #mine #darkpixeldreams #gamer #Minecraft

[goldenhawk-k]

I had a dream last night where Brennan Lee Mulligan was my dad (I am 19) and I asked for $2000 to go to the local renfaire and buy some stuff while there and he transferred the money into my bank account and basically went “well, honey, I’m not gonna stop ya from going to the renfaire, but just know all the paid actors there are scabbing and going against the strike.” So I was like “ok then I don’t wanna go” and he was like “no sweetheart the moneys already in your account!” And I got so stressed out I woke up

#brennan lee mulligan #last night i dreamt #dimension 20 #dropout

[cayde-orcat]

I had a dream last night that I was in a bar in hell and Markiplier gave me a hellmonade, which was half lemonade half vodka and it was boiling and extremely spicy, here is an artists rendition

#yes it was specifically markiplier with red hair and a blue shirt #markiplier #last night i dreamt

[that-dumbass-rabbit]

I had a dream about drawfee

I just had a dream where I was at school and there was an assembly in the auditorium and I didn't know what it was for but we all walk in and I see the drawfees on stage. Like julia jacob nathan Karina. And I go and sit by my friends and also rosé was there somehow. And they like do the intro and in the dream I was thinking no ones gonna cheer no way anyone knows who they are but then the crowd like erupts with cheers when they start doing the intro and I was like really? Every time I talk about drawfee or drawtectives no one knows what it is. Anyways they pull down a projector and a show off an entire movie but I didn't see all of it in the dream just the beginning. The plot of the movie was they live in space with these two gophers and the thing is this movie didn't make sense in the dream and now it's kinda fuzzy but I'll try to explain anyways. The two gophers each have a gold coin and the coins can't touch or else they'll explode and send the gophers back to the moon or the sun because each gopher comes from either the sun or moon. But the drawfee crew now has to rescue their dear friends these two gophers. But Jacob just goes to the sun and grabs the coin from the gopher like it's no big deal I'm just on the sun he leaves his gopher friend whom he loves though he's like I'll be back for you and I'm sitting here like dude why didn't you grab your gopher friend that you care about so much. Meanwhile Julia go the coin from the moon gopher but she also did not grab the gopher. Then in the dream there was a time skip to after the movie somehow I was just hanging out backstage with the drawfee crew because reasons. And so we were talking about the movie and I'm like that's amazing because btw it was animated in like a Disney style like tangled or frozen or Luca it looked like that sorta thing. So anyways I was like that's literally amazing how did you do this was this just you guys? And Julia goes yeah it was just us working on it and Nathan goes now you know what we're doing in between uploads and I'm just sitting here like in shock at the fact that I'm sitting with the drawfee crew, at the fact I just watched their movie they never advertised on the channel, at the fact they made an entire animated film. And I just jokingly ask so when's drawtectives season three? Does York learn to read yet or... and then Julia jacob Nathan and Karina just look at eachother and they're all smiling and then I fucking wake up and the dreams over. Did the drawfee crew punch me in the face??? Huh??? Why did they all look at eachother like that??? Wtf??? Anyways that's the thing I had to say I dont apologise for the random long post Mabey I'll go back and fix all the typos there are in this. Maybe. Dreams are just smoothies of memories amiright I love drawfee and I can't wait for s3 drawtectives eeeeeeee

So when's the drawfee space gopher movie coming out cuz everyone in dream school was enjoying it

#drawfee #drawtectives #dreams #i had a dream #last night i had a dream #last night i dreamt #julia lepetit #jacob andrews #karina farek #nathan yaffe

[suzypfonne]

Last night I dreamed I won Michael and David in a charity auction and I made them act out an S2 Fix-It.

#incorrect good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable idiots #the kiss #fix it fic #last night i dreamt

[limeny-lemon]

Last night I had a dream that I worked at Dairy Queen and Saiki K also worked there for some reason

#saiki k #kusuo saiki #tdlosk #dairy queen #dream #last night i dreamt #weird dreams

[numbfandom]

I had a dream last night that I was one of Bell’s Hells and we were hiding out in an alley but then it was just me and Dorian, and we could see Matt outside in the street, and since no one else was around Matt was just saying, “Thanks for coming back, Dorian! You were always the funniest one.”

#last night i dreamt #dream #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #bells hells #dorian storm

[nerdindistress]

The Good Omens brain rot continues. Last night I dreamt that Aziraphale got so pissed off with the other Archangels' petty fighting that he busted a window and trust fell from Heaven on purpose.

I had to write this down this morning, so I wouldn't forget it.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #good omens 2 #go2 #aziraphale and crowley #good omens spoilers #ineffable idiots #dream #last night i dreamt #never happened

[notquitehuman-creations]

slept through the day AGAIN but hey at least I got to dream about a history lesson on cool dead gay people taught by Kurtis Connor for some reason

#nqh brain noises #last night i dreamt #gay #history #kurtis conner

[youmegravity]

WAIT I just remembered the dream I had last night, so I remember a girl was giving AM's hate speech to me from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, this one

But it was SO horny. Like her telling me that was like the most sensual thing I had ever experienced like I really can't explain properly just HOW sexual it was. God

#dream #last night I dreamt #I have no mouth and I must scream #ihnmaims

[snazzy-serpent]

Had a dream last night there was a hurricane made of fire so I had to put my cats in the car and drive to the hospital for whatever reason.

On the way, I met this kind elderly Greek gentleman man who appeared in my car and taught me how to make quesadillas on the dashboard.

Upon arriving in the hospital I found Izzy Hands in one of the wards and instinctively made him quesadillas with a camping stove conveniently at his bedside. He complained there wasn't enough cheese and I woke up to my sister asking if I was alright because I was crying a little.

#It's been 9 hours and I have since finally scrounged up the motivation and watched s2 #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death s2 #dreams #last night i dreamt #i dont even know #ironic tho that in s2 izzy does actually end up horribly sick/injured tho #ignore this i just felt like i had to share tho

[narcatsisst]

last night i dreamt that i was spiderman and bucky and steve helped me on something so i complimented bucky and told steve he had nice boobs and he was rlly confused and left and i was so embarrassed i woke up

#last night i dreamt #i had a dream

[doomed-jester]

I had a dream last night that my friends decided to kidnap the cast of Cats to make Dogs: The Musical. All I remember is that they drove around in a giant hot dog which was also alive and had a face.

#dream #last night i dreamt #i dreamt #one time i dreamt #shitpost #meme #memes #cats #dogs #musical

[sanjipussyindulgence]

Had a dream last night where I was being followed by a grudge-type ghost girl and, because my go to response when scared is to be funny to defuse the situation, I turned around and grabbed her by the chin and did that thing people do with their dogs where you move their mouths while making a weird sound effect. I went WHUH BUH BUH BUH BUH and we both laughed so hard I woke myself up

#dreams #last night i dreamt

[lemony-snickers]

dreamt all night about the end of the world. zombies dying out but still a threat. less so than those humans who remained - greedy and selfish and ruthless and terrifying in a way no undead being could ever be. because cruelty is not an instinct, but a decision.

and i was lost for so long in the underground, setting off firecrackers and bracing myself against corrugated metal doors on rusted hinges. i slipped into a subterranean utopia, waiting for the elderly to die so i could swoop in and claim a piece of paradise for myself. finally. as i waited for those i had lost to find their way to the same promised land.

and then i woke, broken out in cold sweat, every muscle tense, and stared into the darkness wondering what i would do if the world ended. how would i protect those i loved? would i even bother protecting myself? and the panic of it - the oh shit of it all - overwhelmed me as i thought through and dismissed contingencies.

the highways will be overwhelmed, the farm is too far away, the yard is too open, the windows unsecure. i am too close to my neighbors, too unprepared to defend myself when desperation takes hold.

if the world ends, i will not be far behind. i will have no way to keep my loved ones safe.

and when i slipped back beneath the tide of sleep, the zombies were gone, but the fear remained. three bullet holes in utopia and the end of everything i had ever held dear, the end of my world in the shadow of an apocalypse.

#lemony overshares #last night i dreamt