#late late toy show

[nerdyfangs]

yeah

#late late toy show #the late late toy show

[gxldenthor]

i love how every irish tumblr user is under the impression that this man NEEDS a bitta coke

#give the people what they want and get him off his fucking rockers rte #NOW #late late toy show 2023 #late late toy show

[thesunsethour]

a second plane has hit the spire

#late late toy show

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I love this night on tumblr. we're all spotting our Irish mutuals and other Irish people in our fandoms in the tags thanks to the toy show like:

#the toy show #late late toy show #the late late toy show #its so funny

[ah-sure-look-sure-listen]

Well Charles we actually have a special guest for you right now PLEASE WELCOME W. B. YEATS

#late late toy show #the late late toy show

[emci123]

Patrick has found his true calling hyping up the models with his over use of “girl”

#the late late toy show #late late toy show

[queen-mabs-revenge]

If you don't mind me asking, what is this Late Late Toy Show you've been posting about? It looks wild.

how do i begin to explain the late late toy show?

ok as someone who didn't grow up with it, i'll give it my best shot. it's ostensibly a big variety show that's meant to show off the new hit toys of the year and give parents a bit of a hint as to what the kiddos might want, especially when said kiddos are hopped up on chocolate and pointing at the tv when smth their little sugar blitzed hearts desire shows up.

but in reality....it's the host ryan tubridy bedecked in increasingly heinous sweaters (and the occasional fursuit) absolutely unhinged - pupils the size of dinner plates - from minute one at the most manic pace you've ever seen in your life.

either the most heartwarming, the most chaotic, or the most savage kids around alternating between making the audience cry and then ruthlessly bullying ryan with the gleeful malice only a child can wield. children performing talents in clips that will 100% be shown to future prospective partners in 10-15 years. kids meet their celebrity idols, big huge life-changing gifts are given, and there's one for everyone in the audience as well!

50% of the toys don't work, the other 50% are kind of inconsequential to the real star of the show which is the absolute unhinged energy that is fed into by millions of people in ireland and around the world releasing a year's worth of crushing anxiety into sadistically cheering on a grown man absolutely losing his mind over the course of the entire fever dream.

true culture, tbh.

#lolol kind of eurovision energy but like.....more chaotically sinister #late late toy show #the late late toy show #haha stealing one of my own old posts but i genuinely am not able to brain tonight #it is what it is 😅

[jassnahkholin]

patrick just invited an eight year old for pints he definitely did that coke backstage

#late late toy show

[ariseastrae]

I love this 74 year old chainsmoking mullet child.

#late late toy show

[avaling]

Irish tumblr be like 😂

#ireland #irish things #the late late toy show #late late toy show #patrick kielty #ryan tubridy

[nerdyfangs]

"boys love a bitta goo at christmas"

#the late late toy show #late late toy show

[iphijaania]

comhghairdeas le gach duine

#late late toy show #we did it lads we beat em with the power of ryan tubridy losing his mind in real time #lettos says #ireland #irishblogging #goncharov

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

CULCHIE NINTY YEAR OLD IN A CHILD'S BODY HE'S HERE!!!!!

#the late late toy show #late late toy show #the toy show #LEGEND!!! #i dont want to be getting him in trouble now 😭😭 i had to take a monday off myself lmao #must protect #he makes up for the fact we didnt get one last year

[pulsar-1919]

She got an Irish dancing barbie for Eid 🥺

#late late toy show #toy show

[tetrisdotcom]

and there's a like for everyone in the toy show tag

#late late toy show

[crystaldemonhunter]

Traumatised because I just KNOW that I would of drawn this kind of anime bull if I was a kid on this fucking show 😭😭

#late late toy show #I loved her but i saw my past and i got ptsd