#late night tumblr post

[its-me-cryptotech]

If I was a vampire I’d totally bite random creatures to see what happens. Like BOOM, vampire wolf. BOOM VAMPIRE CAT. BAM, see that berd? It’s a vampire now.

#shitpost #cryptid #late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #science #vampire science #vampire #this idea is batty

[spirit-of-a-kiger]

I want to lift Gangle up into my arms (the heaviest part of her is a porcelain mask, shouldn't be hard) and plant 10,000 kisses all over her mask.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc gangle #not even in a romantic way #i just love her and thinks she deserves to experience that love #she's probably not used to it after all #late night tumblr post #well not THAT late technically but GOSH am i sleepy #g'night

[mycomicbox]

I've been playing Bravely Second: End Layer (after beating Bravely Default a month ago) and now I have the inexplicable urge to buy a leather-bound journal and start an adventurer's diary where I reflect on life events and keep little profiles about the people I meet and title my to-do lists as Quests and decorate the outer cover with stickers.

Just something to make life a bit more exciting, like if I were an RPG protagonist.

Is that weird? Probably.

#i mean i'm starting uni soon so i have an excuse #this is probably the nerdiest thing I've ever posted #dumb brain things #i talk #bravely default #bravely second #post #late night tumblr post #yew geneolgia #ringabel

[freespirittheflyer]

I wish I could go crazy and become a grave robber and still be called a doctor despite never finishing college. The educational standards are so high now

#thereisnodoctorfrankenstein #frankeinstein #pop culture #popculturejoke #literature #literature joke #I want to be an 18th century snake oil salesman instead i am a pre-law student #late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #text post #text #college #collegejoke

[nekoprankster218]

Character development:

I googled symptoms and for once didn’t have a panic attack at the worst possible scenario and used logic to conclude a more likely less serious ailment

#late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #late night thoughts #my posts #my post #my ear still really fucking hurts tho #but at least I can cheer myself up with this victory

[verybluejay]

Where were the in 1995 on November 5 at exactly 4:27 am

I was an egg in my mothers uterus

#late night tumblr #late night tumblr post

[wessasaurus-rex]

My dog looks like he's laughing at his own joke ‘,:/ 

#me #the wes has spoken #dog #jack russel terrier #dogs #nightblog #night blog #nightblogs #night blogs #nightblogging #night blogging #nightblogger #night blogger #nightbloggers #night bloggers #late night blogging #late night blogger #late night bloggers #late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #tumblr after dark #tumblr after hours #tumblr after midnight

[leothetraveler]

So I had an idea

we all know Seymour pops up often where he is mentioned, but it is very random and mostly to mess with people who don't expect him to actually show up.

but what if you could summon him? what ritual is required?

so today, I'm going to try the Bloody Mary technique and just tag him three times, wait 2 hours/overnight, and see what happens.

if this doesn't work, we'll try a pentagram with a cyana plush or something, idfk.

*ahem*

@pmseymourva,

@pmseymourva,

@pmseymourva!

….and now we wait.

#I doubt this will do anything #but he has responded to less #so who knows #its half past ten where i am #I swear if he responds before I go to sleep #maybe he is already asleep? #nah #pm seymour #late night tumblr post #late night tumblr #ritual #hope this works!

[rampagerslife]

any post can be a late night tumblr post if you have a bad enough sleep schedule-

#seymour moment #sleepn't #late night tumblr post #i wonder if this gets on yt #< probably not

[purpleponder]

I like saying “don’t die” to my friends when they leave cuz it can be perceived as a threat or genuine care

And I love the reactions I get from saying it :)

#tumblr #text post #don’t die #:) #hehehe #late night tumblr post #this is a normal thing peopel say to each other #right? #well #it shoud #ans everyone should try it at least once #the confusion that makes them stop and look at you is worth it #and the looks from people that heard you is hilarious #10 out of 10 #would recommend

[un-fortunate-sloth]

You know what? Fuck you!

*unhomicidal tendencies your little meow meow*

#little meow meow #my little meow meow #blorbo #fuck you #little meow meow man #moss shush #its three in the morning #im literally about to pass out #late night #late night Tumblr post #im sleepy ngl #i was up playing Splatoon 3 #its unrelated but i feel it says something about my mental state tbh

[its-me-cryptotech]

YKNOW WHAT FUCK YOU

*Unfucks your mom and watches as the timestream corrects itself, fading you into nonexistence as your mom’s virginity is restored*

#i fucked your mom #fuck you #un fucking real #unfuck yourself #suck it and see #hate post #shitpost #cryptid #late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #science

[armadillollibamra-blog]

If you are a locksmith and a squatter tries to take your house, you could change the door nob so that you could only unlock the house while you are outside, locking them in the house until they give up their claim

#late night tumblr post #shower thoughts #locksmith

[mycomicbox]

My fingers were still wrinkly from the shower and I couldn't use my fingerprints to unlock my phone

#late night tumblr #real life #late night tumblr post

[freespirittheflyer]

Baby’s will steal the calcium from your bones

#text #late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #ahhhh #bones #babys #calcium #creepy #get your hands off my bones

[nekoprankster218]

you ever leave a WIP for a long time and then when you come back to edit it and you're reading it over you start reacting as if you were a fanfic reader rather than the actual writer of the words you're reading over

#fanfiction #fanfic writing #fanfic #fanfiction writing #late night thoughts #late night tumblr #late night tumblr post #my post #my posts