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etuwubrutus · 5 months

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dark heir was a gay comedy

#dark heir #dark heir spoilers #dark heir cs pacat #cs pacat #I LOVED THIS BOOK #laughed my ass off #dark heir memes #my memes #memes #funny #cs pacat memes #dark rise #dark rise memes #visander #Phillip creen

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velistrae · 4 months

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This person really looks foolish no matter what form they take.

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #*#laughed my ass off

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personwholoveschocolate · 8 days

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personaly I THINK that xenk should straight up put on full mr darcy suit just to walk out of the fog to edgin saying "you have bewitched me body and soul" ect ect for the sole reason of edgin standing there looking at him with teary heart eyes before breathlessly say "why are you like this" and kiss him passionatly on the lips

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straberryjam · 2 months

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he was so fucking foul for that

#laughed my ass off #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #white lily cookie #dark enchantress cookie #shadow milk cookie

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fluffypotatey · 1 month

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Shadowpeach pov. Hopefully with macaque and wukong interactions if possible

tbh what i had is just macky but i don't like it as much so i wrote this for you <3

“You threaten a dragon one time”— “It was three if I recall.” “You threaten a dragon one time”— “Oh we’re sticking with one?” “I could just leave you here.” “And what would the kid say?” Macaque was unafraid to use Wukong’s attachment to MK as his ace. Sure, the two agreed to reach a consensus of a truce, but there was nothing said about continuing to be petty. “Think he’d be okay with you leaving me for dead?” “Wouldn’t need to,” the monkey sniffed, stomping his foot as well (Macaque could not suppress the smirk even if he tried). “You’re dead as is. Basically a walking corpse who got off lucky, yeah.” “And the Venerable Monkey King’s kindness knows no bounds!” “YOU–! You wouldn’t know venerable if it bit you in the ass!” “I am, frankly, not a huge fan of being bitten in the ass.” He shrugged. “But I won’t judge. Living a long time can lead to certain discoveries.”

*jazz hands*

#asks #wip ask game #literally wrote this minutes ago #laughed my ass off #they are such ducking disasters i love them #my vision is they spend one half of the tournament au bickering & fighting and the other half solving the case #(the case being who is behind the tournament and why these coincidences keep happening)#my wips #lmk wip #lmk tournament au #shadowpeach

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nixnmatch · 8 months

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Ordis. Need I say more?

Cannot decide what line is my fave from him. Cause like-

"I am Ordis, ship cephalon. I make new memories." is such a banger buT ALSO:

"Operator, I am just a bug addled cephalon, but if you ever need someone to talk to... Ordis would be happy to hear about how depressed you are!"

#warframe #ordis #cephalon ordis #the second quote is sorta paraphrased cause i don't remember the exact words #but the TONE of that last one really got me #laughed my ass off #we love ordis in this house

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chipthekeeper · 9 months

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Heard a dude yell out “Marco!” in the middle of this busy target and then immediately I see him talking on his phone and saying “I can’t hear you, everybody else is still saying Polo”

#laughed my ass off #my guy what did you expect

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candy-fae · 8 months

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Art idea

You draw everything as always, but the feet are hyper-realistic

I think some of us don’t have the same thoughts, and that’s alright, but WHY did you make me do this to her.

#laughed my ass off #what the fucj #did NOT attach my name to this one boys #ask #thanks noodles #my art #unfortunately

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ladymariayuri · 7 months

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#laughed my ass off #we were waiting for a fifth for like 45 minutes and he just dies

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coylesboytoy-moved · 10 months

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Jack doing donuts with Ethan’s car in the garage while yelling is still the funniest thing out of any Resident Evil

#replaying: resident evil 7 #I remember the first time I saw that years ago #laughed my ass off #jack baker #re7

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beardedmrbean · 11 months

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Are you from New England?

Not that I'm aware of, don't think I've been that far north before even.

St Louis I think is as far north as I've been before, or like Williamsburg, Jamestown, and DC not sure which is higher up.

I would love to hit the Air and Space museum again, I was a defacto tour guide for the group I was with when I went in 8th grade knew all the good trivia about most everything there.

Wonderful place, even have Wonder Woman's invisible Jet.