Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this:
Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good.
Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.
Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.
Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures
Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!
Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.
Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters
Tim, nodding: I did.
Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?
Tim, gone:
Jason: no fucking way.
Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:
Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...
Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.
Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!
Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?
Jason: who is that.
Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.
Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.
Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.
Jason:
Dick:
Jason: you don't think...
Dick: no. B would've told us.
Jason:
Dick:
Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow
Bruce: what do you mean another kid?
Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!
Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?
Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already
Bruce: what.
Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.
Bruce: do you know his name?
Dick:
Jason:
Bruce: really?
Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.
[camera shutter noise]
All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:
Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:
Jason: do you see what we mean?!
Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.
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Enid: Uh, guys, where’s Wednesday?
Yoko: Damn, her tinyass must have gotten lost in this huge crowd. I knew we should’ve made her wear one of those leash backpacks
Bianca: You mean the ones for children? I didn’t realize you had such a heavy death wish
Enid, more worried: Guys, cmon! We need to find her!
Xavier: Alright chill, Ajax and I made a plan in case your girlfriend got lost-
Enid: She’s not my girlfriend!
Xavier: -if you will, Ajax
Ajax, cupping his hands: ENID SINCLAIR IS A LITTLE FUCKING B I T C H-
Wednesday bursting through the crowd with several knifes in each hand:
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pac literally ordering for his viewers to send subs to fit after learning that when he hits 10k subs he’ll wear a maid dress lmaooo
pac: i wanna see it!
(fit tells him that it’s not a reachable goal for him)
pac: i’m sorry fit, but that is a very reachable goal
fit actually got so many subs out of that his sub count broke. the power of pac wanting to see fit in a maid dress broke his sub count.
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I just realized that Jungryeok basically speedran the qsmp experience today:
-got jumpscared by an admin, then immediately started begging for stuff (in this case, millions of coins for the house building task)
-immediately became besties with Etoiles
-adopted an egg, became attached real quick (gender fuckery included, he's Chunsik's mom :D)
-threatened divorce (he and Acau aren't anywhere close to married)
-had some amazing translator mess ups, which led to some absolutely hilarious screenshots
-killed two people
-nearly died multiple times
-started teaching people swears, then got told not to swear
-learned how to swear in Spanish and French
-peaked his mic while learning said swears
-showed off a frankly impressive talent (Jungryeok can beat box?!?! <- the qsmpblr community)
-robbed at least two people (Acau and Cellbit iirc)
-could immediately tell when the admin for his egg changed
-built a house (it's purple!)
I think all Jungryeok is missing is a hatred for the Federation, a traumatic event that fundamentally changes him as a person, and learning Portuguese swears? Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
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