one time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoted Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
live each day as it it were your last. ‘cause i’m gonna kill you but i’m not super good w/ schedules
one time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling out 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
Dads are not sub parents, they are just as good as mums.
Christianity has been around since 300 BC
you can relate to this on another level