#launt and the kids

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Niki: Welcome back to 'reasons the kids have been angry recently'.

Niki: *clears throat *

Niki: I told Nigel the plate was hot, he touched it and then got angry at me because the plate was really hot.

Niki: Rene ate the last piece of bread and then got angry at me for not telling him it was the last piece of bread. Because apparently if he had known it was the last piece of bread he would have savored it more.

Niki: *glares into the camera as if he's on the office *

Niki: Nelson got angry because I wouldn't allow him to play 'race simulator' 24/7. His argument, 'That's what summer break is for!'

James, butting in: He's not wrong though.

Niki: *glares *

Niki: Ayrton was angry because we are his parents and aren't allowed to get mad at him. And everything he does wrong, is only wrong because we taught him wrong.

James: *long suffering sigh * I forgot that one.

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f #launt and the kids #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #rathunt #nigel mansell #rene arnoux #nelson piquet #ayrton senna #source: tik tok

[francoisceverts]

when i finally write and drop either my hilleneuve motorcycle racing au fic OR my launt uni au in amsterdam fic im going to change LIVES fr

#mostly the hilleneuve fic tho cos. launt uni au is just Shenanigans. its fun. #hilleneuve fic is. ehehehe. lots of Feelings. young impulsive jv ft. damon desperately trying to get him to TRY bcos this kid is GOOD #oh and dead dad angst. u kno how it is

[zhniven]

Launt and Alain from my kid au 🥺 yeah they're the best fathers

#classic f1 #f1 #f1 fanart #formula 1 #alain prost #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #rathunt #Maybe one day I'll translate my oneshot in English #One day...

[didierpironi]

i bet Rene ate Elio and Didier's birthday cake (according to @1337wtfomgbbq's launt and the kids)

#just imagine it #hehehehehe

[felixa2728]

Your Daily Launt Love part 3/?

Launt looking at their 13 kids..

@1337wtfomgbbq xD

#f1 #classic f1 #retro f1 #formula 1 #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #launt 13 #daily launt love

[theflirtmeister]

im going to get u an au + a ship: launt + teacher au, sebis + coffee shop au, fem!simi + enemies to lovers (ik, weird), perez/hulkenberg + bookstore au, and bc im selfish bruce/jack + single parent au :3c

Oh my gosh so many!!!!

Launt+ Teacher AU

James constantly goes into Niki's classroom to ask for stupid favours like “Can I borrow a pencil from you” just because he's a dick

They always sit together at lunch time at the canteen and insult each other over their packed lunches

Always end up snogging in the cleaning cupboard

They chaperone prom one year and end up slow dancing and forget to look after the kids

James answers to 'Mrs Lauda' if any of the kids call him that

Sebis+ Coffee Shop AU

It's a pet friendly cafe so Lewis always comes in there with Roscoe and CoCo

Sebastian draws bulldogs on the coffee foam and Lewis thinks it's so adorable

Whenever Sebastian has a break, he sits with Lewis and pets the dogs and flirts with him

Lewis buys all this fancy coffee apparatus so he can woo Sebastian with coffee~

Sebastian asks Lewis out by writing it on his coffee cup

fem!Simi+ Enemies to Lovers

HATE SEX, SO MUCH HATE SEX

Sebastian has such a bad temper, she's always screaming at Kimi whilst Kimi just laughs and calls her cute

Kimi flaunts all her girlfriends/hook ups in front of Sebastian to piss her off

Kimi always makes fun of how young Sebastian is, which just makes Sebastian mad

Nobody else can insult Sebastian, only Kimi has that pleasure, and she will fight anyone who makes fun of her enemy

Perez/Hulkenberg+ Bookshop AU

Sergio comes into the book store on a whim that they have some obscure Spanish poetry book and asks Nico if they have it

Sergio starts coming into the book store more and more because a) good books, and b) Nico is very cute

Nico is smitten with Sergio, but he flirts with everyone so Sergio doesn't actually realise

Nico keeps giving Sergio books with notes written on the last page, but Sergio never finishes the books so he NEVER REALISES

Sergio kisses Nico after reading Call Me By Your Name and just thinking, well, now or never

Bruce/Jack+ Single Parent AU

Jack moves to NZ because of a job, and ends up meeting single parent Bruce and his adorable daughter Amanda

Bruce always annoys Jack for his Australian accent and Jack insults New Zealand 24/7

Jack falls for Amanda too, he thinks she's super adorable, and Amanda loves Jack too

Bruce gets drunk one night and ends up confessing how much he fancies Jack to Jack's face, and doesn't remember it in the morning

Jack totally ends up adopting Amanda when he and Bruce get together officially.

#ANSWERED #these are terrible oh well #lots of ships #headcanons #speedykiwis

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Niki: All of your existences are confusing.

The grid: How so?

Niki: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #niki lauda #grid dad niki #launt and the kids

[1337wtfomgbbq]

James: *hiding something in his coat* I think we should adopt another budgie!

Niki: No.

James: Why not?

Niki: Because when you say “budgie”, you mean “kid”, and we already have twelve of those.

James: *unzips coat revealing baby Ayrton* Thirteen😊

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #launt and the kids #niki lauda #james hunt #ayrton senna

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Nelson: *accidentally breaks vase*

Niki: *sighs*

Nelson: I'm sorry, Dad. I swear I will NEVER break anything ever again.

Niki: 🤨

Nelson:

Nelson: Well, maybe I'll break Ayrton's face🤷

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #niki lauda #nelson piquet #ayrton senna #launt and the kids #source: stuff felix and I said

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Niki: It has been a long time my friends, pardon me but we had our hands full trying to find Riccardo.

Niki, grumbles: He was on a camping trip with Jochen, who sadly forgot to inform us about it.

Niki: But no matter that, let's get back to reasons the kids have been upset recently.

Niki: Nigel got upset at me that while washing his hands, the water was too wet. Apparently I should make it 'not that wet'.

Niki: Andrea was upset that I can't turn off the sun because it was blinding him.

Niki: Sadly I do not posses that kind of power.

Niki: Rene got upset that we won't be baking Santa Clause any cookies... In May...

Niki: Bruno got upset because he is not allowed to have an ant hill in his room.

Niki: He really likes ants.

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #launt and the kids #niki lauda #riccardo petrese #jochen mass #nigel mansell #andrea de cesaris #rene arnoux #bruno giacomelli

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Nelson: So dad is very annoyed because he found his first grey hair this morning.

James: Leave me alone Nelson, it's not funny.

Niki: Sure, that's normal for a 60 year old.

James: How dare you! I am not near 60!

Gillles: Don't worry dad, I found a few grey hairs myself this morning.

Gilles: In my dinner.

Gilles: That he made *cracks up *

James: What did you just say?

Niki: It'll be wrinkles next.

Jacques: He has loads of those already!

James: Excuse me, I have no wrinkles. How dare you!

Jacques: He looks like he's been in the bath for 4 years.

James: Fuck off! I use my moisterizer every day.

Nelson: Forget about moisterizer, you need to be ironed.

James: Fuck off, the lot of you!

Gilles: I have the same answer to both of your problems. *to James * Dye it. *to Niki * Diet!

Niki: Gilles Villeneuve fuck off!

#the gremlin trio being mean to their dads #incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #rathunt #nelson piquet #gilles villeneuve #jacques laffite #launt and the kids

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Rene: Look at the potatoes 😊

Niki: *throws oven mitten on counter* Those are muffins!

Rene: *laughing *

Niki, snickers: You try to bake for this child ONCE!

#rene's standarts are fucking high 🤌 don't worry niki #launt and the kids #incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #niki lauda #rene arnoux #aka the cake goblin #source: tik tok

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Some families save money for vacation. Some families save money for medical expenses.

This family has to save money for bail... because we are raising fucking criminals.

- Niki Lauda at one poing in time about his hellions.

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #niki lauda #launt and the kids #source: tik tok

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Niki: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

James: Mine just says "James no."

Niki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #rathunt #launt and the kids #tbh niki could give that to all of their kids as well #especially to gilles and nelson and jacques and elio

[1337wtfomgbbq]

James: How much of an allowance should we give the kids.

Niki: What do you mean allowance?

Niki: They're allowed to live here that should be enough.

James: 😶

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #launt and the kids

[1337wtfomgbbq]

James: *staring off into space unblinking*

Niki: What's wrong babe?

James:

James: If all of our kids would attack me at once... do you think I could fight them off?

#truthfully: i don't think so #your kids are crazy #incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #niki lauda #james hunt #launt #rathunt #launt and the kids #source: tik tok